Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 417 Your Ancestor! Your Ancestor!

Big melon!
Despite being prevented from broadcasting, Jian Ao was not upset at all.

I was live-streaming, not filming. At worst, I can just cut this part out during editing later.

In fact, at this point, the hundreds of millions of online viewers in the live stream already knew everything they needed to know and everything they shouldn't know.

The little cotton-padded jacket of the Great Luo Immortal is actually the dream girl of President Wan San of the Spirit Qi Continent!
The most important thing is that the CEO doesn't even know who you are?

Even a simp should at least have a friend on their list before starting to fawn over someone.

And someone must have recorded the screen!

It's easy to imagine that clips of his interview with Chu Siyun will soon go viral online.

I'm sure I can extract endless traffic from it!

As for whether the Great Luo of Heaven-Treading will feel dissatisfied?
Excuse me.

If nothing unexpected happens, this surge in traffic will definitely get me over 100 million views.

Then I can start working at the Purple Sun Immortal Mansion. Even if a Great Luo Immortal is dissatisfied, he probably won't say much.

After all, everything he did represented the will of the Immortal Lord.

"hehe."

With his heart burning with passion, Jian Ao lost interest in continuing the interview and decided to find a quiet place to edit the video.

of course.

During this process, he also opened Douyin Live.

Jian Ao is a smart man.

I absolutely have to capitalize on this wave of popularity!

It's certain that a large number of imitators will soon emerge in my field, so I'm just trying to make a little money out of it now.

And just as Jian Ao had predicted.

As soon as the broadcast started, a large number of viewers flooded into the live stream room:

[Hey, the streamer's not dead?]

Wow, I never expected to stumble upon such a huge juicy tidbit in a live stream.

[Hey, where are those people who said the streamer was scripted? Why aren't they calling you anymore?]

[Will the anchor still conduct interviews? Now we believe you're not scripted; you're only playing for real.]

Jian Ao was just about to find some excuses to postpone the interview.

Before he could even speak, a "great Confucian scholar" appeared in the live stream to defend him:
[Hey, stop torturing the streamer! The atmosphere in the Immortal Realm is completely different from our Spiritual Continent. Look at those two Golden Immortals just now, they almost ate the streamer up.]

Indeed, in our Spirit Qi Continent, there's absolutely no way anyone would yell at someone who's holding up a phone and live-streaming.

[Those two Golden Immortals were good immortals who served under a Great Luo Immortal; if it were anyone else, well...]

[Yeah, everyone should let the anchor rest. What if he interviews some ruthless, murderous heretic? Losing his life is one thing, but where are we going to find such a genuine street interview anchor?]

The security management in the Immortal Realm is still far behind that of our Spirit Qi Continent, and there is much to be learned from them.

Thinking of the Immortal Lord's instructions.

If such a "political" issue arises, one must firmly stand on the side of the Immortal Realm:
"Uh, actually it's not like that. There are still more good people in our immortal realm."

[More good people? That means there are still bad people. There aren't many bad people on our Spirit Qi Continent.]

[If we encounter bad guys in town, the Wansan Public Security Management Team can arrive at the scene within five minutes.]

In fact, there were no bad people in the town at all.

[That's right. Even if there are cultivators undergoing tribulation, they're hiding in the wilderness, barely surviving, too ashamed to show their faces, just like the godforsaken environment around you right now.]

Anyway, I've never watched Jie Xiu.

[It's not entirely impossible; didn't someone rob a bank of billions of spirit stones before?]

"Oh, now that you mention it, I remember him. His name was something like Hundred Tribulations Daoist. To be frank, isn't he just a complete idiot? How dare someone like that call himself a Tribulation Cultivator?"

"Tsk!"

Jian Ao's face darkened.

Mistake.

It's wrong to say something as flawed as "there are more good people in the immortal realm".

As for the desolate wilderness
Jian Ao surveyed his surroundings and nodded in satisfaction.

Where is it in the middle of nowhere?
They've only gone less than ten miles out of the city, and there are still cultivators passing by from time to time.

This was a secluded spot I specifically sought out, so I could calm down and edit the live stream I had just watched.

"Senior brother, are you sure you want to make a move?"

"Nonsense! Otherwise, where would we get cultivation resources from?"

At this moment, the two immortals who had just emerged from seclusion were discussing something while keeping a close eye on every cultivator entering and leaving the city.

"Senior brother, but this place is too close to the town; it would be dangerous to act rashly."

The short immortal was clearly a bit timid.

But the tall immortal gave him a disdainful look, as if to say, "What do you know?"

"This is perfect! If you were passing by, would you have imagined being robbed as soon as you left the city?"

I thought about it for a moment.

Even the short guy thought his senior brother made sense.

Having just left the city limits, most people are in a relatively relaxed state of mind.

If you really go to those godforsaken places, let alone whether you'll find a suitable easy target.

Even if they occasionally encounter cultivators, they are all on high alert. Even if their cultivation is weaker than theirs, they may not be able to catch up if they flee at full speed.

"Hey."

The short immortal couldn't help but sigh:

"Back in the lower realm, we were known as the Twin Stars of Qianyang, two prodigies from one family who ascended to immortality at the same time. Tell me, how did we, fellow disciples, end up as cultivators in the Tribulation Realm?"

Upon hearing this, the tall immortal fell silent for a moment, but quickly chuckled and said:
"You think your senior brother wants to become a robber? But if we don't rob, the best job for us is mining. Do you want to mine?"

"Do not want to."

The thought of the hopeless life in the mines made the short immortal shudder.

"Then let's just rob. We can do one heist, hide away and cultivate in seclusion for hundreds or thousands of years, then do another heist after we come out, and then go back into seclusion. After repeating this a few times, once our cultivation level is high enough, we should be able to find a job guarding the gates for Xuanxian immortals, right? It's easy and not tiring."

"You good-for-nothing! A doorman? You've done a few tribulations, how come you've completely lost your pride and integrity?"

"Oh? Senior brother, do you perhaps have some brilliant insight?"

"Harmful!"

The tall immortal waved his hand dismissively and said modestly:
"Senior brother has already found a way. Once we reach the peak of Earth Immortal, we can go and raise immortal beasts for Xuan Immortals. Not to mention, it would be a good opportunity for us to sneak a bite of the immortal herbs that those immortal beasts don't want to eat."

"No wonder you can be the senior brother!"

Shh! The target has appeared!

Following the tall immortal's gaze, the short immortal couldn't help but frown:

"This? But he seems to be only at the initial stage of the Earth Immortal realm. Judging from his age, he's probably only around ten thousand years old. He's probably still mining right now. How much wealth could he possibly have?"

"Junior brother, your experience is still too shallow. Let me ask you, how many immortals over ten thousand years old have you seen who can laugh so happily?"

Eh?
The short man was taken aback for a moment before he realized what was happening.

It seems to be true!
How could a mortal immortal be laughing so happily like the person in front of me?
He must have encountered some extraordinary opportunity to be smiling so happily!
"Now is the perfect time to strike! There isn't a single Xuanxian expert around, making it the best opportunity to make our move!"

The two brothers exchanged a glance, then suddenly rushed towards Jian Ao, who had just sat down and was about to edit the video.

"Bah!"

"I built this road! I planted this tree!"

"If you want to pass, leave some money behind!"

what?
Just now, he confidently emphasized to the viewers in the live stream that the security in the Immortal Realm is excellent.

He was proven wrong the very next second?

"How dare a mere Earth Immortal pass through the territory of us, the Black and White Duo! Leave some money to pay the toll, or we brothers will make sure you regret it today!"

As they spoke, the two released their auras and magical artifacts, assuming a fighting stance.

Jian Ao felt a pang of panic.

Although they were both at the Earth Immortal Realm, each of them possessed a much stronger aura than he had, and their weapons were also more powerful.

He wanted to call for help.

But when he turned around, he found that there were only those earth immortals who were too busy to help themselves. Who could save him?

"Hehe, stop looking. Since we two brothers have made our move, we must have already scouted the location."

"Stop staring, no one's coming to your rescue. Hurry up and pay up." (Sigh)

Seeing this, Jian Ao had no choice but to back down.

It seems like it's impossible to avoid some bloodshed today.

What none of the three noticed was...

Jian Ao's live stream room is still open.

With such a hilarious turn of events, the viewers in the live stream, naturally always eager for a good show, were all delighted and commented:
[Holy crap? What is this?]

[Could it be a pure-blooded Tribulation Cultivator, a species almost extinct on the Spirit Qi Continent?!]

【Awesome.】

I was just saying, the security situation in the Immortal Realm is really bad.

More and more people have started tagging their friends to watch the live stream.

Ninety-nine is a rare commodity!
[@GoblinsGetOutOfSpiritualAura @NoCilantro (Slow Burn Version) @SpiritualAura'sNumberOneShamelessCultivator @FlyingCarsReturnMySweatAndSpiritStones @HeavenlyDemon'sNumberOneAffection @XuXuBaby]

[Is the guy upstairs holding a grand military review like the Khan?]

Why don't you tag me? Is it because you don't know me?

[Just arrived, how's the situation?]

[Tsk, live streams in the celestial realm are so simple and unpretentious; even those who get robbed have the right to record their wonderful lives on Douyin.]

[I'm not exaggerating, the security in the Immortal Realm is really terrible. They're robbing people in broad daylight! That's why I don't want to ascend to the Immortal Realm.]

[That's right, if you get robbed in the Spirit Qi Continent, the security bureau will be there in less than three minutes.]

[The immortal realm is indeed a place of misery and suffering; our Spirit Continent is much better.]

[I told you the Immortal Realm was backward. What era is this? Still resorting to these traditional robbery methods. You'd have a better future as a scalper than as a robber cultivator.]

[I never expected to see such unscripted, completely unedited videos on Douyin these days. They're so honest! If this happened in the Spiritual Continent, I guarantee the robbers and the robbed would be in cahoots.]

[Fellow Daoist is absolutely right. After all, who would be robbed with a phone balancing on their head?]

[You'd still dare to rob someone if they had a phone balanced on their head? That's even more stupid than the Hundred Tribulations Taoist robbing a bank.]

[They were robbed one day, and the next day they were playing the victim and livestreaming to sell products.]

The people of the immortal realm are so simple and honest.

[Wait a minute! These two thugs look so familiar... Hmm? I feel like I've seen them somewhere before!]

【@Qianyangyu Hongxingzong, uh, to be fair, he does resemble your ancestor a bit. Is he your ancestor?】

Your ancestor!

Your ancestor!

[Holy crap, it really is one of our Hung Hing Sect's founders, nicknamed the Hung Hing Twins! Their statues are still standing in the training ground.]

[Sixth, your ancestor ascended to the Immortal Realm and even underwent tribulation cultivation, which shows that life in the Immortal Realm must be extremely difficult.]

[Holy shit! Holy shit! This is so embarrassing, I'm so incredibly embarrassed! I'm going to report this to the sect leader right now and have him kick those two sons of bitches out of the sect. They're such unfilial ancestors!]

While the comments section was buzzing with heated discussion.

Jian Ao also took out his valuables with a bitter face.

Before the Black and White Duo could take the valuables, a figure descended from the sky.

"How dare you! A mere Earth Immortal dares to bully the weak!"

Upon hearing this, Jian Ao realized that there was another person in front of him.

And this person was actually the Flying Dragon Golden Immortal, one of the Ten Golden Immortals under the Hun Tian Daluo.

When the Flying Dragon Golden Immortal appeared, not only Jian Ao was stunned.

Even the two cultivators who were about to make a move were stunned. After they came to their senses, the two brothers smiled broadly and said:

"My Lord Golden Immortal, I did not bully the weak!"

Before he could finish explaining, Flying Dragon Golden Immortal shouted:
"Shut up! Stop making excuses! The atmosphere of the Immortal Realm has been corrupted by parasites like you! You are the sinners of our Purple Sun Immortal Domain!"

bro?

The two were stunned.

It's just a robbery!

You're a Golden Immortal, surely you don't need to be like this?

"Lord Golden Immortal, we..."

"Shut up!"

Flying Dragon Golden Immortal panicked a little when he saw the phone that was broadcasting live next to him!

This is fucking over!

The Great Luo of the Heavenly Realm repeatedly instructed each of these Golden Immortals to be responsible for patrolling a specific area.

We must never allow the unhealthy trends of the Immortal Realm to spread to the Spirit Qi Continent.

This is ridiculous! They broadcast the whole thing live?

This moment.

Flying Dragon Golden Immortal wished he could strangle those two idiots to death!

"Lord Golden Immortal, what do you see?"

The two thugs exchanged a glance, then quietly handed over a storage bag.

"roll!"

Flying Dragon Golden Immortal thwarted their petty actions, adopting a righteous and stern posture:
"I really don't have time to mess around with you guys!"

"Lord Golden Immortal, it's a misunderstanding, truly a misunderstanding."

"Heh, you have the right to remain silent, but from this moment on, everything you say can be used against you in court! You can talk to the enforcement team's stun guns later!"

After reprimanding the two cultivators.

Flying Dragon Golden Immortal quickly turned his gaze to Jian Ao with a smile.

To be precise, it was the phone camera in Jian Ao's hand that flashed a professional smile:
"Fellow Daoist, you are not injured?"

Although he didn't know why the Flying Dragon Golden Immortal was being so polite to him, a mere Earth Immortal, Jian Ao still shook his head.
"No, thank you for your concern, Golden Immortal."

"So, fellow Daoist, are you filming a TikTok?"

"Yes, Immortal Jin Xian, you know about Douyin too? I'm live streaming right now."

Hey!
It's really being broadcast live.

Fortunately, the Flying Dragon Golden Immortal was shrewd and resourceful. His eyes lit up, and he came up with a clever trick to minimize the damage to his reputation:
"Hehe, live stream is great, live stream is great! These two Earth Immortals are notorious veteran Tribulation Cultivators in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm. They have always been ranked in the top ten on the Tribulation Cultivator Ranking. We have been investigating them for thousands of years, and look, they have finally been caught today."

Sword Pride:
The Black and White Duo: ?! !!

Ranking of Tribulation Cultivators?
Top ten?

When did this happen? Are we two brothers really that awesome?

However, the cultivators in the live stream didn't understand.

Flying Dragon Golden Immortal is, after all, a Golden Immortal.

Coupled with his upright demeanor and righteous expression, it's easy to gain people's trust in him.

Nowadays, cultivators on the Spiritual Continent are astounded when they hear that even Earth Immortals like the Black and White Duo can make it into the top ten of the Tribulation Cultivation Ranking.

Immediately, the slander against the immortal realm also decreased significantly.

He's a celestial being.

He is only one realm stronger than the weakest human immortal.

This weakling managed to get into the top ten of the Tribulation Cultivation Ranking.

Judging from this limited view, the entire Tribulation Cultivator force is probably only a handful of people, not worth worrying about.

Simultaneously.

At Jiang Chen's instruction, the naval forces arranged by Immortal Lord Ziyang also played a role in setting the tone at this time:

[From this perspective, the Immortal Realm doesn't seem so bad after all.]

Yes, we also need to learn to view the immortal realm with a dialectical perspective.

Yes, the Immortal Realm may indeed be backward, but it's not as backward as we think.

We cannot let a few bad apples ruin our entire impression of the celestial realm.

[Let's not forget, everyone, these Tribulation Cultivators ascended from our own Spiritual Qi Continent, so we also bear an undeniable responsibility.]

Yes, it's all the fault of our Spiritual Qi Continent's soil for failing to properly educate these two ascended ancestors, causing them to disgrace our Spiritual Qi Continent.

[@Qianyangyu Hongxingzong, are these two bastards your ancestors?]

(End of this chapter)