Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 409 The Immortal Realm's Sales King: Confucian Cultivators Collectively Fall into His Trap
Many great Confucian scholars, even those who attained enlightenment, have achieved enlightenment?
Jiang Chen was stunned when he heard the news.

However, his mind started to wander.

Is plagiarism really that damaging to Confucianism and Taoism?

If so
What if one day I set foot in the immortal realm and immediately establish a classic "statement"?
"Forget it, the most urgent thing is to popularize mobile phones. Now that Qin Wudi is making a big splash, perhaps we can take this opportunity to make mobile phones more widespread."

It's a foregone conclusion that Qin Wudi is about to become famous.

One sentence led many Golden Immortals to enlightenment.

Although it's only at a superficial level, it's still incredibly impressive; it would be difficult for him not to become famous.

In fact, Qin Wudi no longer needs to actively promote the mobile phone.

At this time, Ziyang Academy.
"Fellow Daoist, what are you looking at?"

A foreign scholar with a buzz cut stared longingly at what Situ Ran was holding.

Everyone went to Qin Wudi to curry favor, hoping to forge a good relationship in the future.

Only the Confucian scholars of Ziyang Academy.

Their buttocks seemed to be nailed to the spot, remaining completely still.

The only thing they had in common was that they were all holding a mobile phone.

"I'm reading... cough! I'm naturally reading Confucian and Taoist classics!"

"Is that right?"

The short-haired scholar's expression was full of disbelief.

Because he had just glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and the content didn't seem to have anything to do with Confucianism or Taoism.

Situ Ran snorted coldly and directly showed the content on her phone.

On the screen, a fairy dressed in revealing clothing was holding a pipa.

He leaned against a bench in a pavilion, softly reciting poetry.

I haven't put on my shoes yet.

Whether intentionally or unintentionally, her fair toes would sometimes curl up and sometimes relax, as if she were stepping on something.

Coupled with that alluring gaze...
The man with the buzz cut blushed instantly.

Having been well-versed in classical Chinese literature since childhood, when had I ever witnessed such a scene?

"This...this...this is an insult to the classics!"

"Why do you say that, fellow Daoist?"

There is no scholar in the world like her!

Situ Ran smiled.

Although he's been addicted to his phone lately, he's also learned some "principles" from the Spirit Continent and is thinking of finding someone to discuss them with.

"Then, fellow Daoist, why don't you tell me, in your heart, what kind of scholar is a true scholar?"

The man with the buzz cut was panting heavily, clearly furious, but his eyes were glued to the screen on his phone.

Tell the truth.

She's dressed a hundred times more provocatively than those worldly women.

But you know, scholars.

Their mouths are definitely the hardest.

"Anyway, someone like her is definitely not a proper scholar!"

"Oh? Brother Dao, why don't you explain more clearly? What exactly is she like?"

"Exactly! Dressed like that, she must be a vixen in human form, seducing us scholars to drain our life essence!"

Situ Ran: ? ? ?

"Did you go into a hallucination last night because you did too much? You even drained your lifeblood. Even if there's no mirror at home, your pee shouldn't be completely matted, right? If you don't like it, just look in the mirror."

"And what about the vixen?"

"Let's not even talk about whether the fairy is a fox spirit or not. Even if she were, does that mean fox spirits don't get to study? The sage said: 'Education should be provided to all without discrimination.' I ask you, fellow Daoist, did you study the classics on a dog's back?"

"This"

The short-haired scholar was speechless for a moment.

Can't fox spirits study?

There doesn't seem to be such a saying anywhere in the world!
In fact, many academies are staffed with great scholars from the demon race.

Moreover, these great scholars of the demon race often offer unique perspectives on the classics, providing different interpretations of the principles.

"Then, even if a vixen can study! But dressed like that, can she really be a scholar?"

“Brother Dao, you are mistaken. Do you mean to judge whether someone is a scholar by their clothes? That one who does not wear a scholar’s ​​robe is not worthy of studying? If so, you might as well be more explicit. In my opinion, only those dressed like this are worthy of being called scholars.”

Crew-cut Confucian scholar:
Can he say that?

Does not wearing a scholar's robe mean one is not a scholar?

How many great Confucian scholars were fond of dressing as beggars?
The beggar's clothes are much more "revealing" than the fairies on screen.

Some great scholars who live in seclusion in the city often wish to be drunkards in the bustling city, observing the myriad aspects of life with a smile.

There was also a White Tiger True Lord, who was a renowned Confucian scholar and great master.

He enjoyed frequenting brothels and was hopelessly addicted to wine and women.

However, this does not affect his status as the foremost of the Four Great Talents of the Immortal Realm.

The saying, "The world laughs at my madness, but I laugh at their inability to see through things," has been regarded as a classic by many Confucian scholars.

In other words.

You can't judge someone as not being educated just because they are of a certain race.

We cannot judge someone as not being educated simply because of their clothing.

We cannot judge someone as not being a scholar simply because of their behavior.

so.

Whether the other person is a scholar or not is not something I can judge for myself.
and many more?

The short-haired scholar was taken aback, feeling a sense of déjà vu about what Situ Ran had said.

Did Qin Wudi say something similar just now?
Situ Ran waved his folding fan and said calmly:

"Fellow Daoist, you're too attached to appearances. Whether you're a scholar or not, we need to examine you carefully. Don't you agree?"

"Ah? Yes, yes, yes, yes! We need to study it, study it well, we must study it."

In less than a minute.

The Confucian scholar with the buzz cut can be used to determine this.

This woman must be a scholar.

Moreover, his understanding of Confucianism and Taoism is far superior to his own!
Otherwise how to explain.

In just a few words, she couldn't help but feel emotional and excited, even to the point of challenging the pole in public.

No wonder Situ Ran has been sitting on the ground the whole time.

Because if you stand up, your buttocks will inevitably stick out a little, which looks really unseemly.

then.

The short-haired scholar immediately plopped down next to Situ Ran, and the two of them began to critique the fairy.

"Fellow Daoist, what does this newly spawned fairy do?"

"Oh, this"

[Fa Xiu San Da~ Ka Pei Hei Sou~ Fa Xiu San Da~ Ka Pei Hei Sou~]

Qin Wudi looked at the fairy in casual clothes on the screen.

"This is... Oh! A very powerful martial art from some lower plane! The fairy is practicing! Didn't you see it? The Cat Girl Fist!"

"."

"Very strong! He's a cultivator of magic and a practitioner of freestyle fighting. Don't let his cute name fool you, he actually contains the true meaning of the Great Dao!"

"That's really strong."

[Compare, compare C, compare C to Anmuxi, compare~ compare~ Anmuxi bc to Anmuxi, compare~ compare~ Anmuxi bc to Anmuxi~]

"Brother Situ, who is this fairy who sways her hips like that?"

"Well, my level of understanding is too low, so I'm not omniscient or omnipotent. Who am I supposed to ask if you're asking me?"

Situ Ran coughed lightly and swiped the screen again:

Clean the windows! Clean and clean the windows! Clean the windows!

Seeing the suspicious look in the buzz-cut scholar's eyes, Situ Ran slid down again:
Memories have become a big problem.

The short-haired scholar's eyes lit up:
"Hiss! Brother Situ, this is good, this is good, this is good! This must contain the true meaning of the Great Dao, and it is worth our careful study!"

"what?"

Situ Ran was taken aback, then instantly understood:

"So, fellow Daoist, you like these youthful little girls?"

What is a "baby girl"?

"They look very small and cute, which is what perverts usually like."

"I don't understand little girls, but I really like their youthful appearance. Also, I need to emphasize that I'm not a pervert."

"Harmful!"

Situ Ran didn't waste any time and directly clicked on the same music in the lower right corner.

It instantly opened the door to a new world for the short-haired Confucian scholar.

"Fellow Daoist, would you sell your phone for 100,000 immortal crystals?"

Take less?

Situ Ran's mouth reacts faster than her brain:

"out!"

Situ Ran's fairy crystals have been running out lately.

Whether it's food, drink, clothing, or even racing and gaming, he's spent a lot of money.

Even though the purchasing power of the immortal realm has increased by 100.

Even that couldn't withstand his extravagant spending.

If I get my hands on 100,000 immortal crystals, it will be equivalent to 100 million spirit stones!
That's enough for him to make a huge purchase on Douyin.

The fairy who used to ignore him now has to call him "Big Brother" again!

"However, I worked hard to build this account. Fellow Daoist, how about I buy you a new one?"

"You actually have one of these amazing items? That's perfect!" Who would want a used one when they could have a new one?
As for account nurturing and such.

Although he didn't understand, what the short-haired Confucian scholar wanted to say was that he could raise himself slowly.

As for whether the short-haired Confucian scholar will discover the original price of the phone later?
Situ Ran was a little worried, but not much.

Is it you who wants to sell 100,000 immortal crystals?
He took the initiative to ask for 100,000 immortal crystals to buy it.

Even if they come after me to settle scores, I have no fear.

Take a step back.

Without me, even if the short-haired Confucian cultivator wanted to spend 100,000 immortal crystals to buy it, he wouldn't have any way to do so!
There are quite a few people in the square with similar buzz cuts and Confucian-style hairstyles.

After all, Ziyang Academy had already achieved this in the past few days, with almost everyone except the Confucian scholars who were in seclusion having a mobile phone.

At this moment, on the Qingyu Square of Ziyang Academy.

The sight of the short-haired Confucian scholar and Situ Ran admiring each other's phones attracted the attention of many other cultivators.

As the notification sound of the Immortal Crystals arriving in the account rang, Situ Ran handed over the new phone.

This was as if some kind of floodgate had been opened—

This gave Situ Ran the motivation to "actively promote mobile phones"!

Several male cultivators at the Earth Immortal Realm watched as a Confucian cultivator from the Purple Sun Realm tried out "Eternal Calamity Elite".

Even some passing immortals were attracted by it.

These immortals, like elementary school students, stood on tiptoe, looking around with curiosity.

"Can I play a round too?"

There are also some guys who play games while smoking.

Just by looking at their ecstatic expressions, countless immortals developed a strong curiosity about "cigarettes".

In fact, some clever and resourceful immortals have already set up stalls in the square.

Cigarettes, beer, and betel nuts – a one-stop shop.

Premium
10000%!

It's easy to calculate if you just multiply the price by a hundredfold. You just need to sell the cigarettes and alcohol you bought with spirit stones for an equivalent amount of immortal crystals.

Shame?

They might have felt ashamed before.

But after being exposed to mobile phones, their mindset has changed dramatically.

There is no high or low in any profession. I set up a stall, you cultivate immortality, we are all living for ourselves.

"This immortal desires that man-slaying color!"

The visiting female scholar, Chu Qi, stared intently at Zhuang Hui's phone.

In fact, female cultivators react faster than male cultivators!
These visiting female cultivators discovered something as soon as they arrived at Ziyang Academy.

What the hell?

How did the female cultivators at Ziyang Academy become so beautiful?

Not only is her makeup both innocent and alluring, but it also evokes a strong sense of protectiveness in people.

The same goes for the skin beneath the makeup.

Although immortals have flawless physical bodies, that is only in a relative sense.

At the same cultivation level, the skin of these female cultivators from Ziyang Academy was visibly more moisturized and radiant.

And clothes!

Oh my god
Despite their daring attire, they don't appear licentious at all; instead, they exude a graceful and elegant beauty.

Especially those wearing high heels.

Even the lowest-ranking Human Immortal exuded a confident aura that slightly moved some of the Mystic Immortal female cultivators.

Although these external garments are of a very low social class.

but.
Look at yourself again?
The ever-changing fairy dress tightly wrapped around her body.

Let's not even talk about those backless or crop tops and those hot shorts and stockings.

Before this, they had never even exposed their ankles.

And those storage bags!
why?
Why does it have such a strong attraction to me when it's just a change in color and shape?

They were all brought by the Great Power to witness the ceremony. With the Great Power present before, they were able to restrain their doubts.

Now all the Golden Immortals have attained enlightenment.

Why do they care about the consequences?

They frantically searched for the nearest "sisters" from Ziyang Academy, inquiring about their clothes, makeup, skincare products, and storage bags.

Where did it come from?

Why have I never seen this before in the Immortal Realm?

soon.

Affordable luxury.

Luxury.

Personalized customization.

Black Swan Haute Couture.

Limited edition collaboration.

Freedom of choice in clothing.

All of these were popularized by the female cultivators of Ziyang Academy to the numerous female immortals.

buy!
Buy and buy!
The next morning's class.

Some renowned scholars from academies often felt that something was off about the students during their lectures.

It seems like he's distracted?

Isn't this right?

Immortals almost never lose focus anymore, and besides, out of dozens of students in a class, most of them were physically present but mentally elsewhere.

what happened?

But every time this great scholar tried to find out the reason...

These disciples would then sit up straight and pretend to be listening attentively.

Something is wrong.
The scholar, while reciting classical texts, paced around the classroom, seemingly absorbed in his own world, oblivious to the situation in the class.

This way.

Many students gradually lowered their guard.
Sudden.

The great scholar's eyes lit up as he saw a glimmer of light in one of the students' books on Confucian classics.

"caught you!"

The student still tried to resist, clinging tightly to the book.

"Hmph, give it to me!"

As soon as the book was snatched and opened, the great scholar was so angry that his mouth and eyes twisted.

This good-for-nothing traitor has actually emptied the Confucian classics!
A hole about the size of a palm was left, inside which was a "cell phone".

And what the phone displayed was:
The first chapter of "Battle Through the Heavens" - The Fallen Genius.

"A book within a book?"

"hehe."

The great scholar sneered:

"I'd like to see what kind of book has you all so captivated! Could it be that 'Battle Through the Heavens' is even more fascinating than the classic texts of Confucianism?!"

Many students kept their eyes downcast, secretly mocking the Confucian scholar who had been caught.

What are you doing?
What era are we living in that people are still using this trick of hollowing out books to hide cell phones?

That's so outdated!
While inwardly mocking him, the scholar casually clicked on the next chapter.

Don't you know you can buy some phone-hiding gadgets on Douyin?
Idiot~
On the other side, Liu Rushi frowned and stared at the audience:

Dozens of female disciples had their lips painted bright red and their eyes painted with golden light. Their textbooks were also covered with the book "Learn to Fake Fairy Makeup in Three Minutes".

Some female disciples were still watching "Empresses in the Palace" on their phones while eating pre-made spicy crayfish.

They were all mesmerized.

I've already arrived and am ready to start class, but they haven't reacted at all.

"Nonsense!"

With a soft exclamation, the female disciples finally came to their senses.

One by one, they hurriedly put their phones away.

"Hmph, what was that just now? It made you all so fascinated? Hand it over, let me see it."

At the beginning.

Like everyone else, Liu Rushi was also shocked by the functions of the mobile phone.

Cost-free communication to the lower bound?
Although it can only communicate with one spiritual continent.

However, as a disciple of the Purple Sun Immortal Lord, Liu Rushi immediately realized that this matter was of great importance.

It was far beyond what a mere mystical immortal like myself could handle.

maybe.
Liu Rushi's heart was burning with passion.

Perhaps this thing can connect with many lower realms?
Even the myriad realms of the heavens!
In this way.
If we seize the opportunity, the Purple Sun Immortal Realm will surely become the leader of the Immortal Realm!
But he soon discovered something very bad.

This phone wasn't crafted by a powerful figure from the Purple Sun Immortal Realm, nor by a weapon-refining expert from any other immortal realm.

Instead, it comes from the lower realm.

That is, the so-called Spiritual Continent.

"Well?"

After asking her disciple about the basics of using a mobile phone, Liu Rushi began to actively search for everything related to the Spirit Qi Continent.

Otherwise, I will report the matter of the cell phone to the Immortal Lord.

If the immortal lord asks about the specifics and you are completely clueless, it will be very embarrassing for you.

But the more you learn...

The more Liu Rushi looked, the uglier her face became, and she even felt a chill run down her spine!

"How could this be? An entire continent of cultivators collectively resisting ascension? Our Purple Sun Immortal Realm only has five ascension wells! The Spirit Qi Continent is the most important one, are you kidding me!"

(End of this chapter)