Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 388 Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect

"Wait a minute!"

Bibi Dong stopped the beautiful female cultivators.

"What's up?"

"Is such that."

Bibi Dong took a deep breath and then exposed all of these falsely advertised travel videos in one fell swoop:
"It's fake, it's all fake!"

"The scenery in the Western Fantasy Continent is not that beautiful at all!"

"And there aren't that many customs!"

"Someone is definitely trying to scam you out of your money, so don't fall for it!"

"Excuse my bluntness, but there are no good people in the Western Fantasy Continent. They are poor, backward, and completely rude!"

Beautiful female cultivator:
The female cultivator who was leading the group even gave Bibi Dong a look of pity:
"Go out and see more of the world. Tickets to the Western Fantasy Continent aren't expensive. Why do you have such a prejudiced view of it?"

Several other female cultivators echoed this sentiment:

"Exactly, did you go and see it? You've been talking about all sorts of bad things about the Western Fantasy Continent."

"Prejudice in people's hearts is like a mountain. The Western Fantasy Continent is indeed backward, but it is certainly not as backward as you say."

“Those bloggers have shown us the real life in the Western Fantasy Continent. Although it is not as good as the Spirit Continent, it still has many wonderful things.”

Real life?

That's really something!

Bibi Dong didn't see a single real-life scene in any of those tourism promotional videos!
No matter how she explained, the nuns simply wouldn't believe her.

Driven to desperation, Bibi Dong simply laid her cards on the table and produced her passport:
"Believe me! I am a native of the Western Fantasy Continent! No one knows the customs and culture there better than me!"

"Are you from Western fantasy?"

Bibi Dong originally thought that this would make everyone believe her.

Unexpectedly, the female cultivators looked at her with even more pity, and there was even a hint of disappointment in their gaze:

"If you are a Western fantasy person, then you should be even less inclined to slander your own homeland."

"I have the utmost contempt for people like you who forget their roots after witnessing the prosperity of the Spirit Continent."

"You must be trying to show off your sense of superiority by belittling the Western Fantasy Continent, right?"

"Yes, if you really think the Western Fantasy Continent is bad, then you shouldn't slander it. You should go and help build it up and make it better."

Seeing the other party's righteous and indignant demeanor, Bibi Dong was dumbfounded.

In a daze, she even felt that she was someone who had seen the prosperity of the outside world and therefore looked down on her hometown.

In the end, she still couldn't persuade these female cultivators and watched helplessly as they boarded the interdimensional train.

Just as Bibi Dong and her group were staring blankly at the ticket gate.

A young man wearing a baseball cap and a sign that read "Conscience Tourism Troupe" approached and whispered mysteriously:

"Do you gentlemen wish to return to the Western Fantasy Continent?"

Arthur warily stood in front of Bibi Dong:

"none of your business?"

"take it easy!"

The tour guide smiled and showed off an electronic screen, which displayed the itinerary for the "Seven-Day Tour of the Western Fantasy Continent":
"I've seen you wandering around the ticket office for ages—sign up with our tour group now and you can immediately enjoy VIP access, seven days of unlimited fun, all-inclusive meals and accommodation, and we guarantee you'll be on the bus tonight!"

"A seven-day tour?"

Yamila pointed suspiciously at the big screen:
"You wouldn't happen to be involved in some kind of collaboration with those who spread false advertising, would you?"

"How can it be!"

The tour guide immediately adopted a righteous and awe-inspiring posture:
“Once you sign up for my tour group, you become my bread and butter. Why would I lie to you?”

"We won't force you to stay at any particular hotel, or eat at any particular restaurant, and we certainly won't force you to buy overpriced souvenirs that are not worth the price."

Four people:
In the end, Bibi Dong stepped forward:

"Then tell us, if you're not going to the attractions featured in the tourist brochures, where are you going on this seven-day trip?"

The tour guide grinned upon hearing this.

He started by saying place names that no one could understand, and then declared that he could swear on his soul that what he said was true!

If it were someone else, they would have really been fooled by him.

But who are Bibi Dong and her group?

Natives of Western fantasy!

This guy just changed the name of the place in the promotional video, but in essence, it's exactly the same!
For example, South Korean and North Korean, and Citibank Goose, etc.

Although it's not an official name, anyone with even a little knowledge of the place will immediately recognize it.

Just when Bibi Dong thought it was nothing special, the other party's last words left them speechless.

"Finally, we'll go to the most sacred place in the Western Fantasy Continent—the Human Royal Church! We can even put on our soldier armor and take photos inside the palace!"

"what?!"

Bibi Dong's eyes widened.

She has never enacted any law that would allow humans to enter the palace. In fact, trespassing in the palace has always been a serious crime!

The tour guide, however, remained remarkably calm.

Surprised?

"This is just the most basic thing. As long as you are willing to spend money, you can have anything you want, let alone just wander around the palace."

"Even going to some royal forbidden areas, or even eating the same food as the Pope in the Pope's palace, is not a problem!"

Arthur, who was standing nearby, couldn't stand it anymore and angrily said:
"You're talking nonsense! His Holiness the Pope's residence is not a place where mortals like you can approach!"

"I farted?"

The tour guide remained silent, only showing the photo album.

Bibi Dong and the others were completely dumbfounded.

first slide:
Inside the opulent papal bedroom, three tourists dressed in Royal Knights uniforms are holding up a model of the same holy sword as the Grand Master.

They posed in a "guardian" posture in front of Bibi Dong's gilded statue.

There was also someone lying on her bed, and in the corner of the photo, you could see the Black Swan Essence on Bibi Dong's bedside table.

This alone is enough to prove that being deceived is not a fabrication.

the second one:
The white-haired high priest of the church, all smiles, sat at the dining table with several tourists, and even thoughtfully posed for photos for them to check in.

The third one is the most explosive:

A female tourist wearing a replica papal crown sat with her legs crossed on the papal throne for a selfie.

Photo caption:

[Family members, does anyone know this?! I've got the Pope's private experience card!]

fake?

It can't be fake!

The cost of building a fake palace is simply beyond the reach of any random tour group!

"This...this is impossible!"

Yamila's voice trembled:
"The royal forbidden area has seven layers of divine magical barriers; even a fly can't..."

"Hehe, it's nothing. We just treated the Royal Guard Chief to a meal and some drinks, and then slipped a few Wan San Group shopping cards to these people and the Pope and High Priest."

The tour guide said with a proud look:

"However, although we have established connections with the Royal Church, you should still keep a low profile when entering the palace. After all, we can't make things difficult for them. But with the temperament of the four of you, it shouldn't be a big problem."

The tour guide stroked his chin, indicating that the four of them had a strong "rustic" vibe, and their demeanor was very similar to that of the natives of the Western Fantasy Continent.

"Low-key?"

Bibi Dong's voice even sounded a little off.

You've been eating on my throne, sleeping in my bed, and now you're saying you're so low-key?!
Bibi Dong never expected this.

His most trusted chief guard had been corrupted!
Even
Even his most respected high priest...
Hey!
The most loyal high priest and chief guard were like this, not to mention the rest of the palace.

I reckon even if they see these tourists, they won't make a fuss. Give them some benefits and they'll pretend they didn't see it.

This situation made Bibi Dong's heart clench involuntarily:

"It seems my previous worries were not wrong. Improving our physical strength alone is not enough. Our knights can withstand magical attacks, but they cannot withstand magic crystal attacks."

"After returning, I must strengthen the ideological education of all personnel, enhance their ability to resist temptations, and make them thoroughly study the examination materials of Wan San Group." Thinking of this.

Bibi Dong then turned her gaze to the three Royal Knights commanders behind her.

"By the way, you three shouldn't be corrupted, right?"

Upon hearing this, the regimental commander, who was looking down at his phone, shook his head repeatedly.

"How could that be? The three of us will always be the sharpest swords in your hands! No amount of magic crystals can change our loyalty to you!"

"Oh? Really? Then let me test you."

"Come on though!"

The three men patted their chests and said.

Bibi Dong squinted and asked:
“Arthur, if someone expresses great admiration for you and the Royal Knights, they will often send you a red envelope containing tens or hundreds of thousands of magic crystals.”

"What would you do if someone wanted to know how you usually train your knights and how you arrange your patrol routes?"

"this one"

Arthur pondered for a moment, then finally said decisively:

"Then there shouldn't be any problem, right?"

"This person admires me so much that he must be one of the most devout believers in our Royal Church. He just wants to learn about the life of our Royal Knights, and I think that's enough."

Bibi Dong then looked at Yamira:

"Yamira, if someone gifted you ten sets of Black Swan haute couture and makeup, along with ten limited-edition storage bags, and then inquired about my daily routine and favorite foods and drinks, what would you do?"

Upon hearing that there would be ten haute couture sets!

Yamira, who was touching up her makeup, stared wide-eyed and quickly said:
"Really? Are you giving it to me now? Or should I tell him and give it to me later? Can I choose that limited edition bag myself? I like the two-tone crocodile bag that came out last month!"

Bibi Dong:
Asking you is pointless.
"Bora, if a player helped you rank up in Eternal Calamity, helped you farm Otherverse dungeons in DNF, bought you skins and costumes, and all they wanted in the end was to know my position, what would you do?"

"Ok?"

Bora raised an eyebrow:
"Are there really such kind people in the world? In that case, just wanting to know your location shouldn't be a big deal, right?"

What a mess!
Bibi Dong sighed helplessly.

With their level of awareness, wouldn't they be easily fooled into revealing even their underwear?

"Oh, never mind, I have another question. If we join a group, are we guaranteed to get on the train to the Western Fantasy Continent tonight?"

The tour guide patted his chest confidently:

"It's all covered! Everyone, follow me. If you want to buy tickets, you have to go to my sect."

Do we still need to go to the sect?
Although they didn't quite understand, Bibi Dong and her group were naturally not afraid.

Following the tour guide, the group boarded a flying vehicle and, after a series of twists and turns, arrived at the foot of an office building in a relatively secluded commercial district.

"Is this your sect?"

Arthur looked completely stunned.

its not right?
He had also come across sects from the Spiritual Continent on Douyin.

Every single one of them is a blessed land of immortals, surrounded by celestial birds, roaming with mythical beasts, with lush spiritual herbs and endless spiritual flowers.

How did this turn into a commercial residential area?
"Where is this promised blessed land? Where is the protective mountain formation? Where are the celestial birds and spirit beasts?!"

The tour guide swiped the access card skillfully, shrugged, and explained:
"Brother, you just came out of seclusion, right? Times have changed a lot. Our sect leader said that cultivation also requires efficiency, and now the entire sect is implementing modern management."

"The old-fashioned sect model, apart from being a bit ethereal, is extremely impractical, resulting in a lot of wasted resources and extremely low management efficiency."

As they spoke, they entered the lobby on the first floor.

it's here.

There is an LCD screen that displays the names of the sects that each floor's tenants belong to.

The tour guide was heading to the [Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect] located on the 27th floor.

This scene left Bibi Dong and the others speechless with astonishment.

I originally thought this office building was the tour guide's sect, but I never expected that it was actually a shared office space for countless sects.

In the Western Fantasy Continent, this situation would be nothing short of a fantasy.

It involves sect secrets.

How could it be that our house is only separated from others by a wall?
The lords of the Western Fantasy Continent wished they could be as far away from the territories of other lords as possible.

"Have all the sects on the Spirit Qi Continent become like this now?"

"What's wrong with this?"

The tour guide led them into the elevator, explaining as he did so:

"Many sect leaders chose to take a huge amount of demolition compensation and sell their sects to Wan San Group to build houses. Some sect leaders also mortgaged their sects to Wan San Bank, but ended up not having the money to redeem them."

"Anyway, for us cultivators, it doesn't matter where the sect is."

"And I like being here. It's less than a 20-minute drive to the city center, which is much better than living in the mountains."

"Not only are there spirit-gathering arrays and defensive arrays here, but even the security guards are powerful cultivators at the Tribulation Transcending stage. Working here gives me an absolute sense of security."

"To be honest, I estimate that within a hundred years, all the sects on the Spiritual Qi Continent will have moved into office buildings."

record.

Write it all down!
Bibi Dongkuku recorded everything in her notebook.

These are all advanced office systems and concepts from the Spirit Continent, and she should promote them throughout the Western Fantasy Continent!

Let everyone enjoy the pleasure of working in an office building!

'Ding~'

With a soft creak, the group arrived at the office floor of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect.

"Please, everyone~"

The tour guide made an inviting gesture:

"This is one of the offices of our Fenglingyueying Sect. The area outside the main office is responsible for helping customers buy and sell train tickets."

We followed the tour guide into a huge office area.

A very busy scene came into view of Bibi Dong and the others.

The fluorescent lights in the office area hummed overhead, accompanied by the clattering of keyboards.

The stark white light shone on the pale faces of the employees in the cubicles.

Bibi Dong noticed that many monks typing on keyboards had white knuckles and bandages wrapped around their wrists to prevent tenosynovitis.

Almost all the employees were staring at the computer screen with bloodshot eyes, and seven or eight empty cans of energizing soup were scattered at their feet and on the table.

However, Bibi Dong noticed that two disciples were meditating earnestly, presumably diligently cultivating.

Upon seeing this, Bibi Dong politely said:
"Your sect's disciples are quite diligent and eager to learn."

"Ok?"

Upon hearing Bibi Dong's words, the tour guide followed her gaze and, seeing the two outer disciples slacking off, immediately shouted angrily:
"You two, slacking off again? If I catch you doing it again, your entire performance bonus for this month will be deducted!"

"The sect didn't raise you to cultivate and meditate! Quickly open the dungeon and cultivator interface, complete today's orders, and then go to the brick factory to move gold coins!"

As soon as these words came out.

The two outer disciples quickly and obediently turned on the computer and reluctantly started playing.

"Please excuse our poor guests. These are all newly initiated outer disciples, and they haven't completely gotten rid of their bad habits of cultivation yet."

While saying this with a smile, the tour guide continued to lead Bibi Dong and the others forward.

He passed the inner disciples' training area and the direct disciples' delivery area, and finally arrived in front of an office.

The office door prominently displays the words "Tourism Affairs Department".

Not far from this office is a huge private office, with the words "Master's Office" prominently displayed on the door.

As the tour guide pushed open the door to the tourism department, a group of monks sitting at their desks came into Bibi Dong's view.

The average cultivation level of these cultivators is above the Nascent Soul stage, and they are considered the backbone of any sect.

As soon as the tour guide entered, they all turned their gazes to him. One of the cultivators, who had reached the Nascent Soul stage, spoke first:

"Xiao Cai, shouldn't you be outside handing out flyers to attract people?"

Upon hearing this, the tour guide who had led Bibi Dong and the other three quickly and respectfully said:
"Uncle-Master Huang Niu, I've brought four clients with me. They're going to the Spirit Qi Continent, so could you please help them get tickets?"

After that, everyone turned their attention to Bibi Dong and her group.

(End of this chapter)