Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 331 Black Dragon: Connor, Uncle kneels before you.

Faced with the questions from these uncles, aunts, and other relatives.

Connor remained silent.

They simply took out some phones and distributed them quietly.

"This is something that everyone on the Spirit Continent has: a cell phone. With it, you can know what's going on in the world without even leaving your home."

cell phone?

Seeing that even the cell phones couldn't compare to the claws of some adult dragons, Connor had no choice but to have them transform into human form.

"Alright, you natives probably wouldn't understand how to do it anyway, so I'll teach you first."

soon.

These dragons then learned how to use Douyin.

Those borderline videos made their eyes widen in disbelief.

"My God! These women are absolutely gorgeous!"

"Damn it, how could I, a noble Emerald Forest Dragon, be attracted to a human woman?"

"My goodness, this little bear who's never had enough to eat is even more slutty than the most beautiful succubus!"

"Wow? What are they eating? Why does it look so delicious?"

"Strange, he was just repairing the horse's hooves in a very ordinary way, but why did I find myself so mesmerized that I couldn't help but keep watching!"

"Shit! He's dismembering the pig's carcass with such a smooth, almost silky technique that it's absolutely mesmerizing."

"What kind of magic is hidden in this phone! It's so addictive!"

Even the most ordinary video of a beautiful woman changing her clothes.

This is also extremely tempting for the natives of the Western Fantasy Continent.

"This is nothing!"

"The functions inside the phone are far more powerful than you can imagine. With it, you can earn a huge amount of wealth through live streaming, and you can buy items from thousands of miles away, which will instantly come to your hands. It also has various functions such as audio and video entertainment."

Connor then placed an order for some cigarettes, alcohol, and snacks through Wan San's shop:
"Come on, let you natives taste what real food is like."

Haven’t eaten yet.

The mere smell was enough to make many dragons restless.

Intuition tells them so.

This was a delicacy they had never enjoyed before.

Watching these unsophisticated guys frantically grabbing even unhealthy junk food and pre-made meals, Connor couldn't help but reveal the arrogance of a city dweller.

If we let them have a meal at Little Master Chef, wouldn't they all devour the plates?

This is no exaggeration. Judging from their famine-like eating habits, Connor suspects they might even swallow the table along with it.

Ok?
Sudden.

Connor seemed to suddenly realize something, and even the look in his eyes as he looked at his phone turned terrified.

"it"

It can not only transport matter across thousands of miles, but now it can even cross dimensions!
Is the CEO really not a god?

To have such a level of understanding and mastery of space, only a god could achieve that, right?
Connor has now mastered spatial magic and can teleport across dimensions.

But compared to the incredible capabilities of a mobile phone, she was no better than a novice magician.

After eating these foods, many dragons became addicted to alcohol.

The rich flavor and the spicy, brain-stimulating taste bring them an unprecedented experience.

After that, Connor didn't need to teach them anymore.

They learned how to smoke on their own; some dragons would hold several cigarettes in their mouths at once, saying that it made them stronger.

One by one, they enjoyed a cigarette and a drink on the spot.

Cool!
At this moment, they seemed to forget all their troubles, and the double pleasure brought by nicotine and alcohol made them linger.

In no time.

The mountains of food were consumed by them.

Most importantly, I've finished smoking all my cigarettes.

He was just casually smoking several dragon cigarettes in one go.

At this point, I couldn't help but start looking on the ground for any cigarette butts that hadn't been completely smoked.

Finally, Drow couldn't resist and reached out his hand to Connor:
"My dearest sweetheart, the food you brought back for us must have been a gift from the legendary great dragon god, right? Is there any more? Give me two more, just the last two."

All the dragons subconsciously swallowed and stared intently at Connor.

"Feel sorry."

Connor helplessly shrugged:
"This is not a gift from some useless dragon god, but a product researched and developed by the great President Wan San of the Spirit Qi Continent, a product that benefits the entire Spirit Qi Continent!"

I researched it myself!
The dragons stared wide-eyed.

They even forgot to reprimand Connor for speaking disrespectfully to the great Dragon God. Good heavens!
They swore that those foolish alchemists of the Western Fantasy Continent would never be able to concoct something as wonderful as cigarettes in their entire lives!

In fact, the wines and spirits in the Western Fantasy Continent are nowhere near as good as the craftsmanship of those other places!
"The Spirit Qi Continent?"

How did the humans there manage to develop such wonderful things?

"Okay, Connor, I admit you're right. Our Western Fantasy Continent may indeed have many places that can't compare to the new continent you discovered, but can't you really give me two more cigarettes? I'm your uncle, after all."

"Of course not!"

Connor clutched his Chanel haute couture storage bag:
“Every spirit stone is one I earned through hard work! If you want them, bring out your valuable treasures and magic crystals, and I’ll sell them for spirit stones on the Spirit Continent.”

"besides."

Connor pointed to the phones they were clutching tightly in their hands and said:

"I bought these phones myself with spirit stones. Each phone is very expensive. If you want them, you can buy them with spirit stones, or give them back to me!"

Treasures and magic crystals?
How difficult is this!

In any case, these things are of no help to the dragon race anyway.

So they all hurriedly flew back to their nests, taking out all their most treasured possessions, afraid of missing even one or two.

Besides gold, silver, and magic crystals, they also collect some unknown gemstones; in short, they like to collect any sparkly stones.

Even some weaker warriors had their belongings taken by the dragons and given to Connor.

They collect these things out of boredom.

Dragons, you know.

You definitely need to have some unique hobbies of your own.

But they have now decided to give up their old hobbies; now they only like smoking cigarettes and scrolling through TikTok.

"very good."

Looking at the mountain of treasures before him, Connor's face showed a satisfied expression.

"These things should fetch a good amount of spirit stones. After I sell them, I'll definitely bring you back even more cigarettes and fine wine!"

With these treasures, Connor believed he could soon pay off all his online loans and then obtain a Tianyao Domain household registration.

Haha!

Then I won't be a native dragon of the Western Fantasy Continent anymore, but a high-caste resident of the Heavenly Demon Realm!
Whenever he thinks of this, Connor feels overjoyed.

He immediately stored everything in his storage space, then assured the eager dragons:
"You guys shouldn't just sit around. Go scroll through Douyin and see what kind of life the cultivators on the Spirit Qi Continent live. Even the highest-level dragon nest can't compare to the most ordinary apartment there."

"Also, you should all study the advanced civilized concepts that I arrived this afternoon. Once I've established myself over there, I'll take you all to live a good life."

"That's all for now, I'm leaving."

Watching Connor's voice fade away.

For some reason, the dragons present suddenly became somewhat tense:

"Connor, you absolutely have to come back!"

"Yes, Connor! We dragons must never forget our roots."

"Niece, bring me back some high-end specialties from the Spirit Qi Continent next time."

Until Connor's figure completely disappeared.

They reluctantly turned their gaze away and resumed their intense phone-playing mode.

Youlong continued scrolling through Douyin (TikTok).

Youlong reads novels.

A dragon discovered the game.

And a group of dragons gathered together, intently watching the latest short drama about the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King.

The Dragon King's Son-in-Law

The plot of the male protagonist, who is the reincarnation of the Dragon King, constantly pretending to be weak while actually being strong, kept the audience entertained to the point of climax.

The male protagonist's crooked smile before each attempt to show off was also widely imitated by them.

at this time.

Youlong saw a cigarette ad.

I clicked the link to buy it just to see what would happen, and I actually succeeded!
The dragon discovered that it had only lost a few dozen magic crystals.

so.
You can buy items on Douyin directly using Magic Crystals from the Western Fantasy Continent!

All the dragons were very excited after discovering this.

But they quickly lost their excitement.

Because Connor took all their magic crystals back to the Spirit Continent to exchange them for spirit stones.

"Connor! Connor, are you gone, Connor?"

"My sweetheart, come back quickly! Your uncle has something to ask you! Your uncle is begging you on his knees!"

(End of this chapter)