Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 322 Kobayashi, who has completely given up

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Through a cloud of smoke, Connor squinted and finally managed to spot Jilin's location.

"Xiao Lin?"

At this moment, Ji Lin was slumped on the sofa, a cigarette between his fingers.

Judging from the ashtray on his computer desk, it's easy to tell that this guy has been smoking quite a bit lately.

At this moment, the smile of complete control that had appeared on Ji Lin's face was gone.

His hair was like a bird's nest, his beard was unkempt, his eyes were bloodshot, and the clothes he was wearing hadn't been changed in days, covered in chili oil, instant noodle soup, and beverage juice.

He seemed to be possessed, his eyes fixed on the screen.

"This time it absolutely has to work!"

After saying that, Ji Lin opened QQ Music and gritted his teeth to play "Go All Out".

Accompanied by the background music "Go for it, don't worry too much".

His mouse hovered over the "Confirm Enhancement" button, and he let out a strange cry:
"Fuck me!"

After shouting, he nervously covered his eyes, unable to look directly at the final enhancement result.

A crisp sound came from the computer speakers?
"Done?"

Ji Lin excitedly opened his eyes, then seemed to have been drained of all his strength and abilities.

"It's broken."

Finally, he fell into a state of frenzy, refusing to believe the truth:
"what!!!!"

Why?!

"I used eight whole cushions, and this one still broke?!?"

Connor:
Kobayashi, please don't do this.

I am afraid.

After a long pause, and only when Ji Lin seemed to be in a better state did Connor finally speak:

"Xiaolin, what's wrong? You haven't come to see me for so many days, and now..."

"Looking for a shit!"

Ji Lin didn't turn around; his attention was completely focused on the computer.

"It's good that Grand is destroyed. I'll stay in the Deep Abyss and not give up until I emerge from the Shadowless Abyss!"

As he spoke, he poured another 30 spirit stones into the dungeon.

First, he bought 30 billion gold coins at a gold coin consignment auction house.

Finally, I used these gold coins to sweep up a large number of Abyss Challenge Scrolls and enhancement items at the auction house.

Grand?

abyss?

Connor was puzzled, and at the same time, he was already somewhat unhappy.

Ji Lin was clearly addicted to some kind of gambling and wasting a lot of time and money on it.

Looks like this.

How could the uprising possibly succeed?

"Ji Lin, I'll say it one last time: now, immediately put down what you're holding and come with me to the back mountain to train the monsters!"

"Haha~"

Only when he heard the anger in Connor's voice did Ji Lin finally take his attention away from the computer.

"Training? Training what?"

"You don't want to be emperor anymore?!"

"emperor?"

Ji Lin sneered, exhaled a neat smoke ring, and said smugly:

What's so good about being an emperor?

"My life now is better than that of a god, let alone an emperor. Whoever wants to be one can be one."

He then tried to entice Connor into the sex industry:

"As the saying goes, a sip of cola and a puff of cigarette, life is better than being an immortal."

suddenly,

His face showed an expression of extreme excitement.

He tilted his head back and chugged a Coke, then grinned at Connor, pointing at the screen:
"Did you see that? This Abyss dropped the Twin Dragon Shadow Sword! Could an emperor ever experience this kind of thrill?"

He casually crushed the empty can and tossed it into the small mountain of garbage, his bloodshot eyes gleaming with fanaticism.

"I just crafted a Sky Set yesterday, and today I enhanced a +13 pink item. Can that old man's dragon throne really make me this happy?"

Ashes fell onto his greasy pajamas, which he flicked off: "Besides—"

While he was talking non-stop, he didn't notice at all that Connor's pupils had already dilated.

Sudden.

Ji Lin paused, then turned deathly pale, with large beads of sweat streaming down his forehead.

at this moment.

He felt the breath of death!

The source of his death was, surprisingly, the contract he had previously signed with Connor.

At this moment, the Dragon Contract was constantly rising and falling in his sea of ​​consciousness, as if it would tear him apart at any second!

"Now, can you come with me to train in the back mountain?"

Connor's voice remained as harmless as ever.

Ji Lin nodded tremblingly, but then couldn't help but speak again.

"Connor, trust me, there's really no good thing about being on the throne."

"I've been confused, anxious, in pain, and conflicted before, but look!"

Ji Lin raised his phone.

The page above shows his Douyin profile, which contains only one Q&A post.

Do you think it's better to be a powerful emperor or a carefree prince?

The entire list below is unanimously choosing to become a prince!
"Would I be crazy to choose to become emperor?"

If you choose to be a debauched and incompetent ruler, then disregard what I said. But if you want to be a good emperor, then you're in for a rough time!

[Just got off the flying car, so I have something to say about this. I used to be the sect leader of a first-rate sect, constantly burdened with official duties. The moment I opened my eyes, the entire sect was waiting to be fed. I even dreamed about how to make the sect live a good life. Later, I resigned from my position as sect leader and joined the Wan San Group as a junior manager. Life couldn't be more comfortable; I feel like I've become hundreds of years younger.]

If being the head of a clan is this difficult, how much more arduous must it be for the ruler of a nation?

[Besides, isn't being a prince much better? It mainly depends on whether the emperor kills your brother. If he doesn't, you'll definitely choose the prince. You can eat, drink, and be merry for the rest of your life, and you'll have more spirit stones than you can ever spend. Even the gods can't compare.]

[Emperor = all-weather social animal! 】

[That's right, it feels like the emperor is a beast of burden; if you do a good job, it's your duty, but if you do a bad job, you'll be remembered with infamy for all time.]

Of course, as I said before, all of the above is based on the premise that "you want to be a good emperor" and "the emperor won't kill you, the prince."

"Well, if I had to choose, I'd choose to be the emperor, because I'd definitely be a tyrant."

[Tyrant +1]

"I'm already the emperor, can't you even let me be a tyrant?"

Seeing these comments in the comment section.

Connor remained silent.

this point.

The comments section is correct.

She had truly witnessed firsthand the immense pressure the Dragon King was under in the Western Fantasy Continent.

In just a hundred years, the Dragon King looked thousands of years older.

But then again.

Anyway, it's not Connor who will be the emperor, it's Ji Lin who will be the emperor.
Seeing that Connor seemed unmoved, Jilin also understood that his suffering as emperor would not affect Connor's own demands.

So he spoke again, his tone full of seduction:
"Connor, do you know what a cell phone is?"

"cell phone?"

Connor shook his head, indicating that he did not understand.

"That's right, I've been studying mobile phones lately. If you want to become an emperor, or rather, if you want to dominate the Spirit Qi Continent, the first thing you need to do is fully understand mobile phones!"

"real or fake?"

Connor looked completely incredulous.

How could such an ordinary guy help me dominate the Spirit Continent?

if so.

Wouldn't that allow me to conquer the Western Fantasy Continent?

Seeing that Connor didn't believe him, Ji Lin didn't say much. Instead, he directly placed several orders for top-grade spirit swords and many Heaven-rank array plates from the shared bike.

"Look, these powerful weapons and advanced formations can all be purchased directly through your mobile phone!"

"Oh?"

This finally caused a flicker of emotion to appear on Connor's usually expressionless face.

"Then tell me everything about this phone."

(End of this chapter)