Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 316 Gummy Bears (Striving for Civil Service Exam Edition)
Real estate in the celestial realm?
At this time, Sanzang also saw this announcement.

However, he is no longer the monk he once was.

Previously, he relied on his amazing perseverance to practice questions and eventually successfully entered Wan San Group.

Furthermore, because his proposal for the "Bridge of Burning Passion" project to Disney was successfully adopted, he was promoted to a department head.

But Sanzang knew very well what was going on.

If one wants to make a name for oneself in the Dishini business sector, it's practically impossible.

Who in the industry doesn't know that Rikka is the highest peak of Tessni?
As for the current operation of Tesni, nearly half of it is based on the performance review suggestions previously put forward by Rikka.

"Perhaps I should apply for an internal transfer to develop a career in the real estate industry?"

The moment this thought appeared, it grew wildly in Sanzang's mind.

Rumor has it that before joining Tesni, Rikka was just an ordinary customer service representative in the Eternal Calamity Elite Customer Service Department.

It was through an internal competition that I entered the snack marketing department by chance, and then I was sent to Dishini.

From then on, her career took off like a rocket, unstoppable.

It can only be said that some people are born to work in a certain industry.

Sanzang felt that he might be born to work in the real estate industry!
Moreover, real estate is not a new business; it has existed for a long time.

So even though this was a large-scale operation, only a small number of employees applied for internal transfers, so the competition shouldn't be too fierce.

soon.

Sanzang then submitted an "Internal Dispatch Application Form".

Since he was already a department head, and he also clearly stated in his application that he was willing to start from the grassroots level in the real estate industry.

His scheduling was quickly approved.

at the same time.

A handsome young monk from the west was also attracted by the recruitment advertisement of Wan San Group.

[Jiuyu Real Estate - Global Recruitment Notice]

[—Here, you will find your pinnacle on the path to immortality!]

[High-Paying Recruitment: 999 Real Estate Consultants]

[A guaranteed base salary of 8000 spirit stones + high commission (earning 10 spirit stones per month is not a dream!)]

[Career Path: Sales Specialist → Supervisor → Regional Manager → Regional Director (personal guidance provided!)]

Job requirements:

1. Age under 800 years old (this can be relaxed to the transformation stage for demons).
2. Cultivation level of Qi Refining or above (those with a car who can take clients to view properties will be given priority).
3. Those with millions of followers on Douyin can directly interview with the manager!
Five major privileges:

Get the "Sales Scripts Handbook" for free (including ten foolproof tricks to overcome the "I don't have any spirit stones right now" argument).
Purchase includes a voucher for a double relaxation suite at the Dengxian Grand Hotel.

The top monthly salesperson will receive the right to use a flying car at Yaochi 4S store.

Special benefits:

When showing properties to clients, you can enjoy the sacred atmosphere of the affiliated academy's dining hall (at your own expense).

After 300 years of service, employees and their immediate family members can enjoy employee discounts when buying a house.

The top three performers of the year will receive a [Residence Permit in the Heavenly Demon Realm].

Interview time: 8:00-18:00 from now on.

Interview Location: Sales offices of "Wan San Real Estate" in various regions.

Solemnly promise:
No experience required, training is available, we guarantee you'll learn.

We will never charge any training spirit stones.

Humans, demons, monsters, and Buddhists all receive equal pay for equal work.

"A base salary of 8000 spirit stones with no responsibility?"

The little monk swallowed.

8000?

Even though he was working under the Thunder Sound Saint Lord, he only earned a few hundred yuan a month.

And here it is.

8000 is just a basic monthly salary.

Sign up!

After a very simple interview, the young monk and other new employees were taken to a training room.

Here, an instructor is passionately training them on how to persuade customers to willingly part with their money to buy a house.

"Remember! When a customer says 'I'll think about it some more,' use these three phrases!"

The lecturer typed large, blood-red characters on the whiteboard:
1. [Scarcity Marketing]

"Fellow Daoist, there are only three of these two-bedroom apartments left!"

"There are still more than a dozen people who have booked viewings today, so act fast, sir."

2. [Class Anxiety]

"Not buying now?"

"The disciples of the Heavenly Sword Sect next door just signed a contract yesterday! Their child can go directly to the Taixu Sword Sect's affiliated primary school, and the Taixu Primary School also has a performance training program. It's a case of 'if you're slow at one step, you'll be slow at every step.'"

"Can you bear to watch your child fall behind their peers at the starting line?"

3. [Future Overdraft]

"When customers hesitate, we recommend repayment schedules starting from 300 years."

He told them that once his child graduates from university, any job would be enough to pay off the loan! What? Afraid of unemployment?

"It's alright, we have the 'sons pay their fathers' debts' relay loan! If the son can't pay it off, the grandson will pay it off!"

These are all minor issues.

till the end.

The lecturer dropped a bombshell.

That is to link houses with love.

Is this a house?
This is a haven for monks, a haven for lovers, and an Eden for families of three!

Furthermore, the scripts are divided into two types.

Treatment of female cultivators:
"Fairy, think about it, if your Daoist partner truly loves you, how could he not even be willing to provide a love nest?"

"Adding his name to the property certificate is far more meaningful than any vow of eternal love. What you're holding isn't just a property certificate, it's a lifelong promise!"

"Look at the Crown Prince of Pingyang, he was given an 800-square-meter prime location right before the wedding!"

"True love isn't just about words; it's about whether he's willing to give his all for you! We don't need an 800-square-meter apartment, but we should at least show him the attitude of someone who's willing to give his all for us, right?"

Treatment of male cultivators:
"Fellow Daoist, the standards for choosing a partner among female cultivators have changed a lot! Didn't you see the trending topic on Douyin, #CheckingPropertyDeedFirstWhenMarrying#?"

"Senior Brother Liu from the Heavenly Sword Sect next door bought a house last month, and immediately three fairies started pursuing him! Why? Female cultivators crave the reassuring feeling of a 'promising future'!"

"If you don't even prepare a house in a good school district, what will you say when your child asks, 'Dad, why can I only go to a nobody sect?'"

"Are you worthy of your partner's love and your child's expectations?"

"Everyone says that a father's love is as solid as a mountain. For the sake of your family, what is it to bear a mortgage that has lasted for hundreds of years?"

Awesome!
The more the young monk Mingjue listened, the brighter his eyes became.

At first, he thought selling houses was simple; all he had to do was introduce the houses.

But after the explanation from this top-notch instructor, he realized that there were so many techniques involved in selling a house, and he himself was even a little tempted by what he heard!

same.

Those who attended the class together gained a deeper understanding of the Three Burials.

to be honest.

The lecturer's rhetoric was simply about attaching various emotional values ​​to the house.

It seems reasonable.

But in practice, they still don't buy what they shouldn't buy.

Of course, he wasn't saying the lecturer was bad, but rather that different sales pitches need to be tailored to different types of customers.

"Yes, I'm a top lecturer at Wan San Real Estate, employee number 0356. You'll receive a survey link later, remember to give me a five-star review."

I've seen many employees start advertising for houses and privately messaging other bloggers on Douyin (TikTok) after completing their training.

Some people have also posted videos of themselves selling houses on their Douyin accounts.

He went around asking people if they wanted to buy a house.

Only Sanzang remained completely calm and composed.

The instructor just fed them the cookies, but these idiots can't even chew them properly.

Sanzang calmly searched for the words 'marriage' and 'newlyweds' in the Douyin search bar.

Although most of them are marketing videos from accounts that are still generating buzz around Pingyang and Su Mengqing's wedding.

However, a few monks did hold weddings.

They also posted a picture of their marriage certificate obtained from the Wansan Civil Affairs Bureau.

"The guy's ID is 'Exhausted Ox and Horse,' and the girl's ID is 'Little Bear Gummy Bear (Striving to Pass the Civil Service Exam)'?"

"This ID"

"It's you!"

Sanzang sent a private message to Little Gummy Bear.

The other party replied quickly.

After learning that Sanzang was a real estate sales company, he did not object. Instead, he frankly stated that he did have plans to buy a house in the near future, but was still observing the situation.

Both parties are currently in Jingxin City.

Upon seeing these three burial sites, a direct invitation was extended:
[AAA Real Estate Saleswoman: Since we're not far apart, why don't we come and take a look at some houses? It's not like we have to buy right now, is it?]

[Gummy Bears (Striving for Civil Service Exam Version): This]

[Little Gummy Bear (Striving for Civil Service Exam Version): Okay then.]

soon.

A black Volkswagen Magotan was parked at the sales office of the Pixian Garden residential complex in Jingxin City.

Sanzang was already standing at the door waiting.

Led by San Zang, the group arrived at a three-bedroom, two-living room, one-kitchen, two-bathroom apartment on the seventh floor. "As you can see," San Zang said, "this apartment faces south, with unobstructed sunlight all day long. Both the master bedroom and the second bedroom have south-facing bay windows, providing excellent natural light and ventilation."

"It features a separate entryway design with space reserved for a custom shoe cabinet, offering both privacy and storage."

"The U-shaped kitchen connects to the balcony, with a smooth workflow for washing, chopping, and cooking, and space is reserved for a double-door refrigerator."

"Open kitchen and open bathroom".

"The kitchen has a window to prevent cooking fumes, and the bathroom is separated into wet and dry areas, with non-slip floor tiles throughout!"

"Honey, look, this house is really nice."

Looking at the beautifully decorated house in front of her, Little Gummy Bear's eyes were full of anticipation.

This is so much better than the house Ah Niu built himself.

No.

In fact, the two are not in the same league at all. In fact, the place they live in now cannot even be called a "house".

Yes.

Because of the change in the cultivators' mindset, even though many cultivators cannot afford to buy a house in the Bixian Huayuan community, they have learned to build their own. After all, building a house is very simple for cultivators.

The houses built by monks themselves are commonly referred to as self-built houses.

But those houses, let alone exquisite decorations, sometimes have unreasonable designs in many places.

For example, the house they live in now.

The doors to the toilet and kitchen face each other directly, with the living room in between.

The bedroom is located near the main entrance.
Anyway, living there always felt strange and uncomfortable.

The main thing is.

She also loves the decorating style here; the place she lives in can't even be called a bare shell, it's practically a pigsty.

There's no need for the three burials to take the initiative.

The gummy bear started to tour each room on its own.

Whenever she entered a new room, Sanzang would always introduce her at the most opportune moment.

"This is the south-facing master bedroom, which is 3.6 meters wide. It can easily accommodate a 1.8-meter bed and two bedside tables. This is the dressing table."

"This is a separate walk-in closet, which can be converted into a study if needed. It features custom-made wardrobes on three walls, which can easily accommodate your Black Swan haute couture."

Besides.

There is also a super-large 4K high-definition projection screen and a starry sky ceiling that can be adjusted to various styles.

A large double-door refrigerator is sufficient to meet all daily needs for preservation and freezing.

Even the details are top-notch.

The room operates a 24-hour dust removal array and a fragrance mist system to keep it clean and pleasantly scented at all times.

And
The more Xiaogumang looked at it, the more satisfied he became. After getting Sanzang's permission, he even lay on the big bed for a while.

Her Daoist partner, on the other hand, had a completely expressionless face.

Obviously.

He wasn't tempted.

"Sir, is there anything about this apartment layout that you're not satisfied with?"

"The layout of three bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen and two bathrooms is a type of house that is very popular among high-end monks."

Faced with Sanzang's question, Aniu honestly replied:

"I'm satisfied, but it's too expensive. My plan is to buy a one-bedroom, one-living room, one-bathroom apartment so we can eat out or order takeout."

"Sir, the set you mentioned is indeed very cost-effective, but it is the best choice for single people."

Sanzang smiled slightly and continued:
"Putting everything else aside, if you and this beautiful candy fairy have a child in the future, where will the child live?"

"I can stay in the living room then, and the child and his mother can sleep in the bedroom."

Three burials:.
"But the apartment you mentioned is actually quite inconvenient for a family of three. If you're looking for value for money, I'd like to show you a three-bedroom, one-living room, one-kitchen, and one-bathroom apartment."

"no need."

Ah Niu's attitude was very firm:
"How about this, you show me a one-bedroom, one-living room, one-bathroom apartment."

"Row."

Although reluctant, Sanzang could only nod in agreement.

Having already said all that, continuing to recommend it will only lead to customer dissatisfaction.

The little gummy bear reluctantly got out of the big bed, looking sullen.

perhaps.

Is gummy candy a breakthrough?
Even though the man's attitude is very firm now, there is still a chance for things to turn around.

This type of room is not in the same neighborhood.

Instead, it's in a more remote area, just outside the Jingxincheng area.

Is this what a one-bedroom apartment looks like?

The little gummy bear, who had just come out of the luxury suite, frowned and didn't want to say a word.

There is no refrigerator.

There is no fragrance.

There is no dust removal array.

The starry sky ceiling is gone too.

Even the soundproofing in the room felt terrible.

The bathroom is pitifully small, barely enough for basic washing and brushing, and it's difficult to even turn around while taking a shower.

There is a projector, but it is very small and the resolution is only 720k, so the picture quality is blurry.

There is a dressing table, but it is very small and can't hold many cosmetics at all.

The bedding and many of the lamps in the bedroom were also off-brand.

You should know that the bedding and furniture in that room were all high-end Black Swan products, and the lighting and refrigerator were also from the big brand Huolian Valley.

What is all this!

A lump!
On the contrary, Ah Niu began to examine him carefully.

He touched and tapped here and there, occasionally revealing a satisfied expression.

"good."

"Although the product is not good, we can replace it with a better one later."

The gummy bear snorted and turned her head away, not wanting to look at him.

Ah Niu, however, continued making his own plans.

"The restroom area could be expanded."

"We can put the shoe rack by the door later, which will save some space so we can get a bigger refrigerator."

"We can buy a sofa here, and I'll sleep here after we have a baby."

"Gummy, this place may be small, but it's very cozy, isn't it?"

Upon hearing this, the gummy bear turned around and launched into a rapid-fire expression of her dissatisfaction with the room:
Where is the warmth?

"What about when our children grow up?"

"You still want me to sleep with the child?"

Even if I wanted to.

"But what if it's a boy?"

"If you ask me, you should just get a tubal ligation and we might as well not have children."

"This"

Ah Niu hesitated for a moment, but surprisingly agreed amidst San Zang's stunned expression:

"Okay, I'll get my tubal ligation done first and not plan to have children for now, so I can focus on my career development."

The candy was so angry it laughed, and said irritably:

"Okay, then you might as well not have me either, so you can focus more on your career development!"

"what?"

Ah Niu was a little confused, and quickly explained:
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant. What I meant was that we need to have the child, but we don't have to rush it now."

"You were in a rush when you got our marriage certificate, weren't you? What promises did you make about giving me a loving little home? And this is the result?!"

"Oh dear, we should also choose according to our own conditions. We can't be too ambitious. You can't be brainwashed by those videos on Douyin that show off wealth. That house just now cost more than four million."

"You scold me?"

Ah Niu: ? ? ?
Gummy bear with hands on hips:

"I just said the house wasn't good, and you're saying I'm being unrealistic? Are you trying to make me sound like I've been brainwashed?! What kind of attitude is that?!"

coming!

Without needing any prompting, the gummy bears start working on their own!

Sanzang silently took a few steps back, pretending to be invisible.

Normally, if he acted willfully, Ah Niu would listen to him.

But this time, for some reason, Ah Niu was very firm in his stance and refused to listen to her no matter what.

Feeling outmatched, the gummy bear immediately pulled out her phone and opened the "Bestie" group chat:
[Little Gummy Bear (Striving for Civil Service Exam): Oh my god! Sisters, I'm speechless! I married a stingy guy, and I only found out today that he only plans to buy a run-down one-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment!]

[Little Gummy Bear (Striving for Civil Service Exam Version): It's disgusting! It keeps lecturing me with endless platitudes.]

[Little Gummy Bear (Striving for Civil Service Exam Version): Are there any strategists here? Send a few strategists to give me some advice!]

[Little Gummy Bear (Striving for Civil Service Exam): I'm even starting to feel like the profound truths he's spouting actually make sense. What should I do?]

[Creamy Cream Puffs (Slightly Chubby Version): Simple, if he tries to reason with you, you respond with your attitude.]

More people quickly replied in the group:
[Not eating cilantro (trying to improve): Huh?]

[Not eating cilantro (trying to improve): Wait a minute, isn't he a junior manager at Didi Taxi? He wouldn't need to buy such a run-down house, would he?]

[Su Su is still half asleep (having seen the CEO version): To put it bluntly, you still don't love me enough. My partner isn't as good as yours, but at least you bought a three-bedroom apartment.]

[Little Deer Ran Away (Self-Disciplined Version): Yeah, the ladies in the group all have at least a three-bedroom apartment. A one-bedroom apartment? People and dogs wouldn't want it, so it's better not to buy it.]

(End of this chapter)