Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 314 A Sensation Across the Continent, Husband, I Want One Too!
Ready to go!

Three days passed in a blink of an eye.

Under the gaze of countless pairs of eyes.

A grand convoy emerged from the Ten Thousand Mountains.

As per the president's request.

The first thing to do when getting married is to prepare the wedding car to pick up the bride.

in this regard.

With a wave of his hand, the Tiger King arranged for 999 luxurious flying cars to be dispatched to pick up the bride.

The first hundred wedding cars were all limited edition models worth tens of millions, followed by a fleet of black Maybachs, each adorned with 999 roses.

The lead car was even a borrowed extended Rolls-Royce [Tian Sheng 000000] from Jiang Chen, which can be said to have maximized the prestige.

Behind the convoy.

He was accompanied by 9999 young talents from different races of the demon race, all dressed in black suits, leather shoes, and ties.

Fireworks were set off continuously along the way, wherever they went.

When the wedding procession encounters bends or bridges, they also scatter a large number of sacred stones as a blessing.

"I go."

The scene was so stunning that even Wan San, the wedding photographer in charge of recording the entire event, couldn't help but widen his eyes in amazement.

"I knew the Tiger Clan was incredibly wealthy with their tobacco shares, but this wedding ceremony was just too extravagant!"

He wished he could throw away the camera right then and there and pick up all the scattered spirit stones!
In fact, some toddlers who had been watching the spectacle had already started picking up the items.

The wedding procession did not obstruct this action.

at the same time.

The female cultivators who watched Wan San's wedding livestream also saw this scene.

They understood that this behavior was called a "wedding ceremony".

The groom's party will travel to the bride's house in a motorcade with his best man to pick her up. Along the way, there will be fireworks and firecrackers, and spirit stones will be scattered.

【Aaaaaaah! This is killing me!】

I can't believe how happy Su Mengqing must have been when she saw this scene.

Sisters, if a male cultivator treated me like this, I would be willing to cripple my cultivation and betray my sect.

Waaah, why didn't I have this kind of ceremony back then?

I would marry a man like this a million times over!

Sigh, I must have been blind to have fallen for this piece of trash.

At this very moment, even a female cultivator as strong as an eagle longs to find a Daoist partner to love her properly. I also want a Daoist partner to marry me with this kind of grand gesture.

"Yes, we're not after the spirit stones; we just want the sense of ritual."

[Well, 999 vehicles might be a bit much, but 99 isn't too much to ask, is it?]

Shouldn't some male cultivators reflect on their actions? Look at how the Tiger Clan Crown Prince treats his Daoist partner.

[Exactly! The demon race treats us female human cultivators so well, yet male human cultivators don't appreciate it!]

[Laughing so hard! Even the tiger clan knows that females need security. Some male human cultivators are even less capable than demons?]

Many female cultivators have already sent messages to their Daoist partners:

【Baby~ I just watched the live stream of Prince Pingyang's wedding procession and I'm so overwhelmed (crying) Will we ever have a wedding ceremony like this in the future? (feeling wronged)】

When they were showering people with 999 Maybachs and fireworks, I suddenly remembered that the day we got together, you even rented your flying sword (sweating).

[I know you've been busy with your training lately~ but we can't skimp on the rituals, right? (smile)]

This is a once-in-a-lifetime event for me, and I will not compromise on this wedding with you in the slightest!

[Baby~ Even though we already have a child, we still need to make up for the missed rituals. (smile)]

Male cultivator:.
Simultaneously.

Some monks with a keen business sense also had an idea.

The marriage market in the Spirit Continent will definitely develop rapidly in the future, but not everyone can afford luxury cars. Could they open a wedding car rental company?
Under the lens.

The convoy finally slowly entered the Taixu Domain and gradually approached the Emei Sect.

At this time, the morning mist on the summit of Mount Emei had not yet dissipated.

Meanwhile, Su Mengqing's cave was already surrounded by her fellow disciples who had come to help with the wedding preparations.

Zhiruo stood before the mirror, holding a gilded comb, and couldn't help but marvel at the magnificent bride reflected in the bronze mirror:
"Junior Sister, this 'Nine Heavens Rainbow Robe' really suits you!"

"No, not at all," Su Mengqing said modestly, blushing. "It's mainly because the clothes are pretty."

Su Mengqing had changed from her usual plain Taoist robe to a wedding dress specially sent by the Black Swan of the Heavenly Demon Realm.

The 999 golden phoenixes embroidered on the skirt fluttered as she took flight with each step, and the mermaid pearls adorning the collar shimmered with a nine-colored halo in the morning light.

This is the top-of-the-line model from Wan San Wedding's "Bi Yi" series, a limited-edition wedding dress that requires pre-ordering three months in advance.

"Lower your head."

Ding Minjun used a magic brush to draw her eyebrows, the tip of which was dipped in the "Morning Glow Rouge" specially supplied by Yaochi.

The usually sassy senior sister's voice trembled at this moment:
"The rule left by our founder before his ascension was that Emei disciples should never wear red makeup."

Before he could finish speaking, Zhiruo glared at him.

At this moment.

Looking at Su Mengqing, who was a hundred times more beautiful than usual, how could they not put themselves in her shoes?
Let's not talk about wedding attire.

At that moment, they all felt several times more beautiful than usual, wearing the white bridesmaid dresses sent by the black swan.

Moreover, the advertisement released by Black Swan in the early hours of last night has already become a trending topic:

The bride is the most beautiful woman in her life.

May I ask?

Who wouldn't want to experience the most beautiful moment of their life?
On the dressing table lay the velvet gift box containing the Deer diamond ring, next to which were the engagement tokens sent by Pingyang yesterday.

A pair of "concentric bracelets" that can change according to one's wishes.

Su Mengqing stroked the inscription "One life, one love, one pair of lovers" engraved inside the bracelet, when she was suddenly startled by the commotion outside the door.

The junior sister from Emei rushed in, panting:

"Hurry, hurry! The wedding procession has arrived at the mountain gate!"

Outside the cave.

The "Welcoming Immortals Staircase" of the Emei Sect, which has not been opened for a thousand years, is covered with moonlight roses brought from the Snow Lotus Sect.

The wedding party, led by Zhiruo, was frantically checking the list:

"Have the thirty-six loads of spiritual fruit been loaded onto the cart? The golden book of 'The Supreme Love Treatise,' which was part of Master's dowry, should be placed in the first chest!"

The most eye-catching feature is the wedding sedan chair in the center of the square, drawn by 81 blue phoenixes, with stardust adorning the curtains to form the character "囍" (double happiness).

This was a betrothal gift hastily prepared overnight by Qiaogongge, supposedly to compensate for the regrets of Fang Ping and Abbess Emei back then.

As the distant roar of the speeding cars from Pingyang could be heard, Su Mengqing suddenly grabbed Zhiruo's wrist:

"Senior sister, my legs are weak."

The bride's pearl veil rustled in the mirror, and from beneath it came a tearful murmur:
What if he finds it strange when he sees me wearing makeup?

"Silly girl."

The Emei nun appeared behind her at some unknown time, placing a jade pendant into her hand, and murmured regretfully to herself:

"If Fang Ping had dared to marry so openly and formally back then..."

In front of Mount Emei.

The roar of 999 hovering flying cars shook the morning dew off the mountainside.

As soon as the lead car [Tiansheng00000] came to a stop, Pingyang couldn't wait to jump out of the car with 999 roses in his hands.

But at the mountain gate, nine layers of vermilion silk had already been drawn up, and behind each silk stood a female cultivator from the Emei sect, with Zhiruo, who was in the lead, holding a jade ruyi and blocking the way in the middle.

"The Tiger Clan's Crown Prince wants to marry our Junior Sister Mengqing?"

Ding Minjun leaned against the mountain gate and chuckled, flicking a memory stone from her fingertip that floated in the air:

"First, you have to pass the 'Three Questions and Three Tests'! If you can't pass, you can give gifts to our bridesmaids and pay to find the answers."

[First Challenge: Questions and Answers about Daoist Couples]

Zhi Ruo's questions were as sharp and incisive as swords:

What kind of spirit insect is Junior Sister Mengqing most afraid of? (Hint: Not a spider)

Pingyang was so anxious that his tiger ears were sweating. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of the sachet that Su Mengqing had embroidered for him before—the lining was embroidered with a ladybug that had been crossed out!
"They're ladybugs! She said she was terrified by a swarm of ladybugs when she was little!"

[Second Challenge: The Lip Print Maze]

Nine silk handkerchiefs hung in the air, each printed with lip prints of varying shades of rouge.

"Find Junior Sister Mengqing's lip print. For every mistake, we'll each have to give a red envelope!"

Pingyang leaned closer to sniff, then suddenly pointed to the third one from the left:
"This! Her favorite scented rouge is rose-scented rouge, I've smelled it!"

[Third Challenge: The Mystery of the Hidden Shoes]

As the final hurdle approached, Ding Minjun smiled and shrugged:

"The wedding shoes are hidden in the 'Three No' places of Emei Mountain—you can't use magic, you can't ask for directions, and you can't stay longer than an incense stick!"

Pingyang was extremely anxious.

Where can I find this?

Suddenly, as if struck by a flash of inspiration, he rushed towards the Emei Evening Class Hall.

Last night, he remembered that Cilantro had sent him a message saying that she was so excited that she couldn't sleep, so she took off her shoes and prayed for a long time in front of the ancestral master's statue.

and many more?

Noticing that the Emei female cultivator seemed somewhat displeased, and remembering that the Demon Lord had specifically instructed her to prepare gifts for the bridesmaids, Pingyang suddenly stopped in her tracks.

Then he deliberately avoided the evening prayer hall and searched aimlessly like a headless fly.

In the end, we simply couldn't find it.

All they could do was urge the best man to join them in giving each of the bridesmaids from Emei a large gift in begging for mercy.

Pingyang took out the Black Swan Gift Box from his storage ring. Inside each box lay a pair of jade earrings from the "Lovebirds" series.

This is the "Colorful Clouds Chasing the Moon" design specially made by Wan San Jewelry for the bridesmaids.

The earrings are carved from moonstone into a crescent shape, with stardust tassels hanging below that sway gently with each step. They are very beautiful and are available in limited quantities.

There was also a bulging bag of spirit stones.

Judging from the bridesmaid's slightly surprised expression, the number of spirit stones inside must be considerable.

"This is just a small gift; I hope my senior sisters will accept it with a smile."

"Hmph, you pass, kid!"

Ding Minjun's tense expression finally broke down, and she smiled as she stepped aside. At the same time, Zhiruo took out the pair of wedding shoes adorned with mermaid pearls that had been hidden in the palm of the ancestral master statue.

This scene.

This made many female cultivators who didn't have a Daoist partner, but whose best friends did, restless.

Does that mean there are benefits to being a bridesmaid?
They searched immediately and found that the cheapest bridesmaid earrings cost five figures, while the "Lovebirds" series often cost six or even seven figures!
Even if the groom doesn't give the bridesmaids earrings.

Giving red envelopes would be fine too! Besides, this kind of Q&A is too childish. If they were bridesmaids, the groom would have to spend spirit stones to answer each question!

Three questions?

No, they're going to ask nine questions!
Moreover, these are nine questions that male cultivators could never answer, even until their deaths!

Wouldn't that allow them to collect benefits nine times in total?

As a result, some female cultivators who were originally hesitant about whether to have their Daoist partners hold weddings for them also received messages from their best friends.

They encouraged them to find a Taoist partner to hold a wedding ceremony.

At this moment, Pingyang had already picked up the wedding shoes and run to Su Mengqing's cave.

He found Su Mengqing sitting on a sandalwood stool covered with roses, her snow-white jade feet dangling in the air, with the tiger-head bell red rope tied to her ankles the last time he had given her.

The girl's skirt spread out like clouds, and behind the pearl veil, her almond-shaped eyes were filled with tears, her fingertips unconsciously twisting the love bracelet.

Beside her was a calico cat staring at Pingyang with a face full of curiosity.

"My hands are shaking a little."

Hu Er from Pingyang was so nervous that his palms were sweaty and he almost couldn't hold onto his wedding shoes.

He simply pulled his sleeve over and placed it under Su Mengqing's feet, his tiger tail unconsciously wrapping around her ankles:

"Cilantro, my dad said that tigers only recognize one mate in their lifetime."

He lifted that fair, jade-like foot, his movements as gentle as if he were handling a cub, and it took him three tries to fasten the pearl shoe buckle.

Pingyang suddenly pulled out his phone from his pocket, which showed the first chat history between the two on the Momo app.

"I knew I was doomed the moment you sent that cat emoji."

His forehead rested against her knee, his voice muffled by the gold phoenix pattern on her wedding dress:
"Come back to the Ten Thousand Mountains with me, and I'll make you happy every day."

"Ah."

When the two arrived at the main hall of Emei, the abbess was sitting upright in the main seat.

The teacups on the table emitted wisps of steam, making her expression appear inscrutable.

Pingyang presented the "Chang Xiang Shou" spiritual tea, specially supplied by Wan San, with both hands.

"Master... Master, please have some tea."

His Adam's apple bobbed, and he nearly bit his tongue in nervousness. His best man behind him frantically winked at him, and only then did Pingyang remember the words of the demon bishop:

"Disciple Pingyang requests to marry Su Mengqing of Emei, and vows to never betray her in this life!"

The nun traced the rim of the teacup with her fingertips, then suddenly downed the tea in one gulp, slamming the empty cup heavily onto the table.
"What kind of time is this? Don't call me 'Master'! Call me 'Master'!"

In the silence of the hall, only Su Mengqing's tears fell onto the back of their clasped hands.

Pingyang froze for three seconds, then suddenly kowtowed loudly.
"Master! Tomorrow I'll take Xiangcai to the Taixu Domain to look at houses! We'll choose the neighborhood closest to the Emei Sect, and pay in full!"

"To show my sincerity and to give Cilantro a sense of security, I will put Cilantro's name on the property certificate!"

oh oh oh!
At this moment, all the female cultivators in front of the live stream took out paper and pen and carefully took notes.

And houses!

Moreover, their names should be written on the paper, "to show sincerity" and to give them a sense of security.

When Pingyang picked up Su Mengqing and carried her towards the convoy.

Suddenly, a shower of starlight fell from the top of Mount Emei, condensing into a flowing Milky Way dome just three inches above their heads.

Then, Senior Sister Ding Minjun flipped her wrist and pulled out a vermilion-dyed "Nine Phoenixes Chasing the Sun Umbrella" from her sleeve.

The umbrella ribs were forged from phoenix feathers from the depths of the immortal volcano, and when opened, nine illusory figures spiraled upwards.

What fell was not raindrops, but tiny fragments of sunlight, illuminating the newlyweds in a dazzling, daytime glow.

"His head is never visible to the sky?"

Pingyang stared blankly at the automatically floating red umbrella, and his tiger ears suddenly trembled from the heat of Su Mengqing's breath.

Su Mengqing was using lip reading to remind him to watch his feet.

It turned out that 81 blue phoenixes had already lined up and swooped down, each carrying a "Ten Thousand Beauties Cup" specially made by the Snow Lotus Sect.

With a gentle peck from the bird's beak, countless petals formed a floating carpet of gold and red in mid-air.

"Feet don't touch the ground."

As soon as Pingyang finished reciting those four words, he suddenly felt the bride in his arms become lighter.

Looking down, I noticed that the hem of Su Mengqing's wedding dress was falling apart. The phoenixes embroidered with gold thread were breaking free of the fabric like living creatures, shaking off wisps of dust with each flap of their wings.

At this moment, 999 phoenixes transformed into auspicious clouds that supported the bride, keeping her toes three inches off the ground.

"boom!"

The first salute was fired by the bridesmaid at this moment.

It wasn't ordinary gunpowder, but rather the [Nine Heavens Thunder Talisman] specially ordered by the Emei Sect from the Thunder Sect.

Purple lightning and green frost exploded in the air, forming the character "囍" (double happiness) in seal script. Each firework ended with a small Qiankun bag.

These were the [Heavenly Spirit Stones] prepared by the Tiger Clan for the onlookers. Each bag contained 9999 spirit stones, symbolizing "eternity".

When the 81st cannon salute was fired, the entire Galaxy Avenue suddenly lit up.

With a light sweep of her whisk, the Emei nun sent twelve bone-piercing nails flying out.

These weapons, which once stained Pingyang's dantian with blood, are now nailed to the void, transforming into twelve ornate archways. At each archway, paper maidens scatter flower petals with different symbolic meanings:

The first red plum blossom symbolizes "the plum blossom bearing fruit in the cold winter".

The two ginkgo trees at the gate subtly echo the phrase "a house full of gold and jade."

When they reached the seventh gate, longevity fruits suddenly rained down from the sky, each one tied with a red thread.

The most mischievous one landed squarely on Pingyang's forehead. Amidst the Tiger Clan Prince's cry of "Ouch!", Zhiruo's telepathic message drifted under the umbrella:
"Wishing you a speedy birth of your son, and two children within three years!"

Actually, it's not just the tiger clan.

The Emei Sect, representing the woman, also made ample preparations. While the cost might not have been as high as that of the Tiger Clan, each item was imbued with the unique thoughtfulness and tenderness of a young woman.

The male cultivator watching the live stream was already numb.

Not
It's just about finding a Daoist partner, why are you making such a fuss about it?
It's no exaggeration to say that some male cultivators no longer need their partners to remind them; they already feel somewhat sorry for their wives.

On the convoy's return journey.

The main wedding car carries the newlyweds and their closest bridesmaids and groomsmen, while the following vehicles are arranged in rotation according to the wedding party's escort and pick-up personnel.

The vehicle did not head straight for the Dengxian Hotel.

Instead, they returned to the Ten Thousand Mountains.

Pingyang has already started calling the Emei nun "Master," so Su Mengqing will naturally have to start calling the Fierce Tiger King Ping Tianxiao "Father."

Su Mengqing's hand holding the teacup trembled slightly, just like Pingyang's, and the pearl-covered veil swayed gently with her movements.

She took a deep breath and, under Pingyang's encouraging gaze, slowly knelt before the Tiger Throne:
"Father, please have some tea."

Ping Tianxiao's tiger whiskers twitched.

This fierce tiger king, who once dominated the Hundred Thousand Mountains, was now at a loss, his golden eyes glistening with excitement.

He grabbed the teacup, tilted his head back, and gulped it down:
"Good! Good!"

Ping Tianxiao's loud voice made the glazed tiles on the roof of the palace vibrate. He wiped his mouth haphazardly, and the red envelope he pulled out from his pocket was so bulging that it almost burst.

The most amazing thing is what's inside the red envelope:
A property deed (an 800-square-meter villa in the core area of ​​the Heavenly Demon Realm, intended as a wedding home).
A key (Rolls-Royce Phantom + Panamera + Ferrari)
as well as…

Transfer document for 1% of the shares of Tiger Clan Tobacco in the Ten Thousand Mountains!
Of course, it's not 1% of the whole, but 1% of Tiger Clan's shares. Even so, it's still an astronomical figure.

"Take this! If this kid ever bullies you again..."

Ping Tianxiao suddenly paused, remembering his son's act of enduring bone-piercing nails for his wife, and felt there was no need to make any guarantees.

At this point, the cultivators watching the live stream were speechless.

Even the female cultivators regained some of their senses.

They would be content with just one percent of what Pingyang could offer Su Mengqing; 1.

The male cultivator simply wanted to imitate the wedding ceremony.

Don't compare yourself to the Tiger Clan Crown Prince; compare yourself to fellow Daoists with similar conditions.

Finally, the convoy drove in a grand procession to the Wansan Civil Affairs Bureau to obtain their marriage certificate, and only then did they head to the Dengxian Hotel.

The atmosphere reached its climax at this moment.

The monks in the live stream recorded every step and process frame by frame.

First, the emcee calls out the names.

Each note signifies the arrival of a distinguished guest:

"President Wan San has arrived—he's gifting two [Continental Tour Vouchers], and two sets each of the core areas of the Heavenly Demon Domain, Azure Lan Domain, and Tai Xu Domain, specifically the Immortal Garden!"

Needless to say.

It's all real money.

"The Great Dream Lord of Canglan Domain has arrived—a pair of [Yellow Millet Dream Pillows] are presented as a gift, for the newlyweds to share their dreams!"

I go!

Is it possible to have the same dream?

This is great stuff! Next time, I won't have to worry about my partner dreaming about me cheating and getting slapped for no reason.

"The Holy Lord of Yaochi has arrived—bestowing upon us the Twin Lotus Blossoms, which bloom in the Nine Heavens!"

"The Pavilion Master of Tianji Pavilion has arrived—offering the [Unity Plate], symbolizing a long and happy marriage!"

"The Supreme Sword Master has arrived—he presents two [Mandarin Duck Heart Swords], which can double the cultivation speed when practiced together as a couple!"

Whenever these renowned predecessors are called upon.

They would drive their own luxury flying cars into the venue, then step onto the red carpet and sign their names and gifts on the gift list in front of everyone.

This is all about appearances!
Especially since Jiang Chen specifically instructed that a photographer would take close-up shots of the gift-giving ceremony, which would also be broadcast live.

For these guests, this is a great opportunity to show off their wealth!
People like Ji Ruoyao, Li Wanyun, and Fu Yuechan are all meticulously dressed and have a lot of experience.

After presenting her gift, she subtly waved to the camera, exuding elegance and natural beauty from every angle.

And those ignorant, unsophisticated cultivators.

For example, the Pavilion Master of Tianji Pavilion, the Sword Master of Taixu, and the Demon Lord of the Milk Cult, among others.

They were all grinning from ear to ear, striking poses on the red carpet, hoping the photographers would give them more screen time.

At this moment, a gathering of heroes has formed outside the Dengxian Grand Restaurant; all the venerable ones of any importance have come.

The live stream was already incredibly popular:
[Even Cihangzhai is here? Does this mean the aloof fairies of Cihangzhai can finally fall in love?!]

[Did anyone notice the Blood Fiend Sect representative secretly wiping away tears? Even demonic cultivators fall for love?]

What the hell do you mean? Can't we, the Demonic Cultivation ...

Wow, it feels like the gifts they've received could recoup all the costs of the wedding procession.

[Yes, I'd love to just find any Daoist partner to marry and then rake in spirit stones from my friends and family.]

[Great idea!]

[Sisters, should we create a group chat? I feel like we could not only get spirit stones from friends and family, but also from our partners if we got divorced? Like, maybe we could get half of his assets or something?]

[Huh? My dear sister, what you said seems very feasible?]

(End of this chapter)