Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 309 All we female cultivators want is an attitude!

"Master Tai!"

Upon seeing the arrival of the Emei nun, Zhiruo and the others immediately panicked:
"There are no men."

Upon hearing this, the Emei nun snorted coldly and stomped her dragon-headed cane hard.
"No?"

"I've been here for about half an incense stick's time."

Half an incense stick?
Does that mean the nun knows everything?
The Emei disciples before them now appeared even more terrified.

If Junior Sister Mengqing was just meeting a regular friend, then it wouldn't be considered a mistake.

But if the relationship with this male netizen is more than just ordinary.
The nun just mentioned that a couple of days ago.

If she discovers that an Emei Sect disciple has touched a man, she will be severely punished according to the sect rules!
Junior Sister Mengqing.

You absolutely mustn't do anything foolish!
Now, as her senior sisters, they can no longer warn Su Mengqing that she has been targeted by the abbess; they can only pray that the person she meets is just an ordinary friend.

at last.

The couple waited anxiously.

The five-day promise has finally arrived.

As a demon.

Especially the tiger clan, known for their boldness and carefree nature.

Today, Pingyang was unusual; she spent half a day repeatedly choosing clothes.

Ultimately, she chose a sporty casual outfit that looked clean and neat.

Su Mengqing even got up at 3 a.m. to start putting on makeup.

She tried on dozens of outfits and accessories before finally finding one that she was relatively satisfied with.

of course.

In fact, neither of them slept all night.

I sprayed two whole bottles of hair gel.

Pingyang then had her hair styled into the shape she wanted.

He was very excited just thinking about meeting Cilantro soon.

This is completely different from how I felt when I met Lin Rou'er before.

Although Lin Rou'er was also a little nervous, it was nothing compared to the tense and excited feeling she was experiencing at this moment.

At least he won't be so excited about seeing Lin Rou'er that he won't stay up all night.

It's impossible to spend half a day choosing clothes.

It's even more impossible to take that long to style one's hair.

When Pingyang put the kitten in the basket and rushed to the entrance of the Disney store where the two had agreed, he immediately spotted the girl in the white dress in the crowd.

Despite having only seen one photo of Cilantro, Pingyang is certain that the girl is Cilantro!
The other person had obviously seen him too.

After all, those tiger ears are so distinctive, and she's also holding a kitten.

The two people who looked at each other seemed a little awkward.

We had a great chat on Momo before, but when we met in person, we both felt a bit tired.

Pingyang held the wicker basket containing the kitten, his fingers unconsciously gripping the edge of the basket, his tiger ears twitching nervously.

He also saw the girl in the white dress standing under the tree, looking down and fiddling with the hem of her dress. Sunlight filtered through the leaves, casting dappled patterns of light on her.

It looks exactly like the gentle image of her holding her spirit pet in her Douyin profile picture.

As a man, Pingyang felt he should take the initiative to greet Xiangcai.

Cilantro?

Pingyang's throat was very tight, and he only realized how distorted his voice was after he finished shouting.

Su Mengqing raised her head slightly, and the tips of her ears instantly turned red.

She nearly dropped the small sachet she was clutching, and hurriedly took half a step forward before shrinking back.
"Your ears are better than they appear in the video."

Before she could finish speaking, she suddenly bit her lip and glanced at the basket that was shaking wildly in Pingyang's arms to divert her attention.

The two spoke at the same time:
"This cat is exceptionally well-behaved—"

"I brought an insect-repellent sachet—"

Then he shut up.

Pingyang hurriedly lifted the basket lid, and the calico cat meowed and jumped onto his shoulder, its tail brushing against his burning red ear tips.

Su Mengqing chuckled, then suddenly covered her mouth, her eyes curving into crescents.

"You used too much hair gel."

"what?"

Pingyang reached out to touch his head, but froze when he touched the hard hair gel.

The next second, the two of them suddenly burst into laughter, and the tense atmosphere instantly melted away.

"actually."

Pingyang scratched at his collar, which had been ruffled by the cat's claws:

"I practiced how to greet people dozens of times in my head last night."

Su Mengqing lowered her head and crushed the ginkgo fruit with her toes:
"Me too, I changed my clothes a lot."

As she spoke, she suddenly held up the sachet:
"Should we put it on the cat now?"

When their fingers accidentally touched under the cat's neck, a ginkgo leaf fell precisely on their overlapping shadows.

Both of their ears turned red at the same time.

They couldn't help but look up at the same time, and seeing the other person's shy expression made them even more shy.

And not far away.

Jiang Chen happened to witness this scene.

He originally intended to go to Tesni with Huang Wansan for an inspection, but he didn't expect to smell the sour stench of love as soon as he arrived.

This kid.
Huh?
Jiang Chen raised an eyebrow.

Isn't this the good-for-nothing, love-obsessed son that Tiger King complained about to him a few days ago?
It seems he's really found a great girlfriend.

I can tell.

The girl he was dating was probably not a local from the Heavenly Demon Realm, and most likely not a gold digger or a gold mint.

After all, it's rare to see girls who blush easily these days.

And
Jiang Chen looked around.

Say something.

With its gradual promotion and integration with romance elements, the number of cultivators engaging in romance has increased significantly compared to before.

In addition, short dramas featuring domineering CEOs and shameless idol dramas gradually began to air.

The couple who were too shy to even hold hands before are now seen affectionately linking arms and sticking together in the street.

Good
very good!

In this way, the marriage market in the cultivation world will surely open up quickly.

Let's set aside the question of how lucrative this field is.

However, as long as a cultivator prioritizes marriage and family, there will be a continuous stream of various forms of consumption.

Cultivating immortality is inherently an anti-human behavior.

The pursuit of love is an instinct for all animals.

The Taoist path, which emphasizes ruthlessness and the absence of love, is essentially a means of suppressing human nature.

Now, after being brainwashed by short videos and TV dramas, this suppressed nature seems to be about to experience explosive growth.

"Why don't any monks French kiss in the street?"

Jiang Chen was slightly dissatisfied.

I feel that men and women in the cultivation world are still a bit too conservative.

correct?

Could you release a dating reality show later?

To spread the concept of sweet love to every monk, to the point that all the monks in the West would have to return to secular life.

Jiang Chen will quickly make arrangements.

They first brainwashed the cultivators with the old methods of dating and marriage on Earth.

The wedding room and other necessities should not be neglected.

Including raising children
Brainwash all these monks!

They were instilled with the idea that since they themselves had no chance of achieving immortality in this life, they might as well put their time and energy into cultivating the next generation.

In that time, school district housing in the holy land will naturally emerge.

Only if monks buy a house in a good school district in the Holy Land can their children attend the affiliated schools of the Holy Land for further studies.

Do you think that once you get into the Holy Land Affiliated Academy, everything will be fine and you can rest easy?

Sorry.

A series of things unrelated to cultivation will be released later.

For example, playing the piano, dancing, or even playing video games!
Although these things have absolutely nothing to do with cultivation, if students are all in the same position, your child will be given priority admission to the Holy Land if they excel in these areas.

That being the case.

Then let's not start with the affiliated academy of the Holy Land.

Starting directly from the popularization of cultivation kindergarten!

Then there's the junior high and senior high school sections of the cultivation program. The senior high school section is divided into regular high schools and affiliated schools of the Holy Land (which can admit students through special admissions and offer bonus points for the college entrance examination). Finally, there's a cultivation university.

They relentlessly exploit the cultivators' time, energy, and spirit stones in every aspect, inside and out.

You say you have no money?

Those who did not die.

After the Spiritual Continent entered the revival era, spiritual energy was abundant, and cultivators could easily live for thousands of years.

All kinds of loans will be arranged!
From baby loans, school district loans, student loans, and after-school tutoring loans
Various loans can be used to support a child until they reach adulthood.

The main thing is
When these children grow up, they will be brainwashed into falling in love, getting married, and having children. They will follow the same path their parents took for the sake of their children, creating an endless and unpleasant cycle!
Jiang Chen and the Holy Land can make a fortune in this process!

Huang Wansan, who was standing to the side, broke out in a cold sweat.

The Demon Lord Jennyma is not human!
He kept overestimating the extent of the Demon Lord's birth.

But each time, the Demon Lord made him understand what it truly meant to be born worse off.

In contrast, Xiao Bing and Xiao Yue remained completely calm.

They had been traveling all over the country with the demon lord since early morning.

without any exaggeration.

Some parts of the Demon Lord's plan had already been anticipated by them.

of course.

In terms of ruthlessness, they are far inferior.

After watching Pingyang and Su Mengqing hesitate for a long time, they finally held hands.

With a beaming smile, Jiang Chen nodded earnestly.

perhaps?

Let's start by opening up the dating market with these two.

Since one of them is human and the other is a demon, promoting them as role models can further expand the dating market in the new era.

The only pity is that despite Pingyang's noble status, the drama was somewhat lacking, and the most trending topic was:

[Shocking! The Tiger Clan's Crown Prince falls in love with an ordinary female cultivator?! A new era of romance has arrived on the Spirit Qi Continent!]

[In-depth analysis: Why is the young master of the Hundred Thousand Mountains obsessed with an ordinary female cultivator? The fifth reason is too real!]

[Delete immediately! Who is behind the first-ever breaking of the taboo against intermarriage between demons and humans?!] These headlines are certainly eye-catching enough.

But it's not dramatic enough; it's unlikely to ignite the emotions of all the monks.

Perhaps we could arrange some assistance?
Jiang Chen winked at Xiao Bing and Xiao Yue:
"Have you been carrying the Black Swan couples' outfits they recently released?"

The latter understood instantly.

He immediately took out a camera from his storage ring and impersonated a program host to approach Pingyang and Su Mengqing.

"Fellow Daoists, excuse me! We are from the 'Daoist Couple Observation Records' program under Wan San Entertainment. May I interview you about your views on dating in the new era?"

Pingyang's tiger ears snapped straight up instantly, and he instinctively shielded Su Mengqing behind him.

The calico cat jumped onto Xiaobing's shoulder first, rubbing against the tassels on her collar.

"Don't be nervous~"

Xiao Bing waved her work ID:

"We've been observing you for a long time. You two must be a couple, right?"

Su Mengqing covered her mouth with an "Ah!" and her ear tips turned so red they looked like they could bleed.

What kind of Daoist partner?
They were meeting for the first time!

Extremely nervous, she subconsciously gripped Pingyang's sleeve tightly.

Although Pingyang was also nervous, he felt the strength in Su Mengqing's hand and finally stepped forward:

"We haven't reached that stage yet. Feel free to ask me any questions you may have."

Seeing that the woman was too shy, Xiaobing had no choice but to switch to a professional broadcaster's voice to ask Pingyang:

"What is your opinion on the new phenomenon in the cultivation world where the 'love brain index of demons has soared by 300%'? Many demons say that demons are not suitable for love and will be easily manipulated by humans."

As the camera flashed red, Pingyang straightened his back:
"I believe true love transcends race! All races are equal. The fact that they say demons are not suited for dating only proves that they have encountered scumbags."

This question prompted Su Mengqing, who had initially wanted to remain silent, to speak up:
"You can't generalize. Just because a few people are of low quality and treat love like a game, you can't assume that all humans are like that."

To the end.

Su Mengqing glanced at Pingyang and gave him a look that said, "Don't worry, I'm not that kind of girl."

Xiao Bing, suppressing a laugh, handed over the couple's gift set:

"Thank you both for your answers. This is a gift from our program team to the invited interviewees—the latest 'Flying Together' series of Black Swan products!"

The moment the box lid was lifted.

The two robes automatically displayed mandarin duck and cloud patterns, swirling with heart-shaped halos in the sunlight.

"Wow!"

What a beautiful dress.
It wasn't just Su Mengqing.

The crowd that had gathered around to watch the interview also gasped in surprise.

Without a doubt, this is a Daoist Couple Set.

This dress is so beautiful that many women stared at it in disbelief!
"and this!"

As if by magic, Xiaoyue produced a pair of beautifully packaged diamond rings.

"This is a Deer diamond ring. Your names can be engraved inside, and it has a built-in [Unity Array] that allows you to bind yourselves with your blood."

Wow!
So flashy!

Many of the female cultivators watching were already drooling.

No matter how their Daoist partners tried to pull them apart.

Their feet seemed to be rooted to the ground, remaining completely still.

Seeing that the two were interested in each other, Xiaobing added appropriately:

"However, it should be noted that a Dill diamond ring symbolizes that one can only love one person in a lifetime. Once the ring is bound to the owner with blood, one can never buy a second one in this lifetime."

You can only love one person in your life!
Many female cultivators began to walk forward unconsciously.

Xiaoyue also smiled and explained:
"When you two officially become Daoist partners, you can exchange rings during the wedding ceremony to symbolize that you will never be separated for all eternity."

We will never be apart, for all eternity!

OMG!

Is this the Deere diamond ring?

What is a wedding ceremony?
They had never heard of it.

Why do such romantic ceremonies exist in the world?
Many female cultivators began to feel resentful.

At the same time, he glanced sideways at his own Daoist partner.

Haha~
When they agreed to be with their Daoist partners, they didn't receive any diamond rings, let alone any wedding ceremony!

It needs to be replenished!

Must make up for it!

It wasn't just the onlookers.

Even Pingyang and Su Mengqing, the parties involved, were parched as they stared at the diamond ring before them.

They liked each other very much.

But isn't the progress a little too fast?
As for the Emei Sect's claim of being heartless and devoid of love.

Sorry.

Su Mengqing had long forgotten about it.

The reason she hesitated.

The only concern was that things were progressing too quickly between them, and they hadn't gotten to know each other properly yet, nothing more.

Pingyang's idea was much simpler.

He worried that he was just being wishful.

What if cilantro only sees me as a good friend?
Still hesitating?

resignedly.

Xiao Bing had no choice but to resort to her trump card, pulling out a large bunch of red spiritual flowers—roses—developed by the Snow Lotus Sect!
"Sir, people say that a confession should start with 999 roses."

Ok?
Pingyang was taken aback, then heard Xiaobing's telepathic message. He immediately knelt on one knee and said affectionately:

"Cilantro! From the first day I met you on Momo, I knew you were different from others."

"You're willing to listen to my embarrassing stories about the Tiger Clan, you're happy about Moonlight Fox's videos, and you even say my off-key flute playing sounds good."

“My dad always says that we tigers don’t understand romance, but today I’m going to prove it with these 999 roses.”

"My feelings for you are genuine, loyal, and unwavering until death!"

‘Gulu~’

Su Mengqing subconsciously swallowed.

No woman can resist such an offensive.

Just look at all these female cultivators here, aren't they all moved by the romance on the spot?

Not to mention female cultivators like Su Mengqing who have lived on Mount Emei since childhood.

It's already quite remarkable that they've managed to persevere for so long.

she.
She now desperately hopes that Pingyang will take the initiative to put a ring on her finger.

The female cultivators who had been somewhat reserved before are now abandoning their pretense and revealing their true colors.

She wants it too!!!
Matching outfits!
Deere diamond ring!

999 roses!!
And a formal confession on one knee!

And a wedding ceremony!

Although they don't know what the wedding ceremony is like yet, they still want to have one!
Compared to Su Mengqing's suitors.

They felt that their previous behavior of readily accepting their partners' advances was far too cheap!

Many male cultivators complained, as they had just been searched.

The Dill diamond rings are ridiculously expensive; the cheapest ones cost over 100,000 spirit stones, and you can't even have your name engraved on them.

The version that can be engraved is the high-end version, which requires 50 spirit stones.

The price of the inlaid concentric array is as high as 999,999 spirit stones.

They had already exhausted all their methods and energy in pursuing a female cultivator, and now they've come up with so many new tricks?
"What's the matter?"

Even without Black Swan's publicity stunt, these female cultivators have already begun to stand up for Black Swan and defend her:

"What a great price! It symbolizes our love lasting forever! If you don't buy it, does that mean you don't love me? No money? Can't you take out a loan?"

The male cultivator reluctantly threw away the Deer diamond ring, which was considered a rip-off.

But those roses are incredibly expensive!

The price for 999 flowers is 999,999 spirit stones.

And it serves no purpose whatsoever.

They can only be used as ornamental flowers.

Upon hearing that their Daoist partners thought it was too expensive and were unwilling to buy it, these female cultivators became displeased:
"What's the matter?"

"I'm just asking you, do you love me or not! Everyone else can give me gifts, but you can't? What exactly is your attitude?"

"I don't care! Why can't I have what others have?"

"I don't want your money. We women are naturally insecure. We just want to feel loved and valued. What's wrong with you taking out a loan of a few million?"

Oh my god
Many male cultivators felt a headache coming on after hearing their partners utter the three words "So what?"

When you try to reason with her, she asks if you love her, and then it escalates to a question of attitude.

Dead end.

Seeing the reactions of the onlookers, Jiang Chen's lips curled into a smile:
"It seems that this sense of ritual isn't just something that girls on Earth crave; female cultivators in the cultivation world also fall for it, huh? Does that mean the female immortals in heaven also appreciate it?"

Especially these female natives of the cultivation world who have never seen or even heard of so many confession ceremonies.

What can we use to support ourselves upon first contact?

"A sense of ritual?"

Huang Wansan was somewhat bewildered.

Jiang Chen had been promoting "emotional value" in his marketing, which he understood. It meant that if you put something worthless on emotional value, you could sell it for a sky-high price.

But this sense of ritual is clearly something quite different.

His intuition told him that rituals were also a form of emotional value, but slightly different.

Hearing Huang Wansan's question, Jiang Chen explained to him what "sense of ritual" meant.

"The core of ritual is to make the person involved feel that they are experiencing a 'unique and important moment'."

"What we're looking for here isn't practical value, or even any value at all, but rather the emotional peak of 'being favored'."

"And this sense of ritual can be developed into a trend, creating a complete love marketing matrix."

"To imbue all random things with the meaning of 'love certificates'."

"Think about it, when your best friend was confessed to, she received flowers and a diamond ring, but when you're with your Daoist partner, you still do that old-fashioned thing of swearing oaths to the heavens?"

"You can imagine the scene yourself."

Huang Wansan fell silent.

At the same time, she suddenly understood why those female cultivators also wanted their partners to make these things for them.

To put it simply, people can use these behaviors and rituals to prove their love for their partner.

You didn't do it.

I can't say you don't love it.

But you could certainly say your attitude was bad.

[Brothers, double the monthly votes, let's go! Come on baby!!!]

(End of this chapter)