Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 304 Momo Dating Platform Launched
Scenes similar to Pingyang are constantly playing out throughout Disneyland.

The challenge mode proposed by Rikka was widely popular as soon as it was launched.

Especially the leaderboard mode and the reward mode.

The former can make your name known to every tourist, and if managed properly, it is not impossible to become a minor internet celebrity on Douyin.

The latter is even more tempting.

Cultivators below the Integration stage can challenge nine consecutive Hell-level difficulties.

You will receive an exclusive Black Swan co-branded haute couture jewelry set from Tessni.

This is one of the reasons why countless young girls ask their partners or "simps" to take on this challenge.

These black swan jewelry pieces from the collaboration with Disney are not only incredibly cute, but they are also only available through this one channel.

However, it is extremely difficult.

That is, after completing the nine trials, one must have a complete soul and a flawless Dao heart.

So if you're not good enough, even if you force your way through nine levels, it doesn't count as a success.

"Can you do it?"

Lin Rou'er looked at Pingyang with disdain:

"You told me on Douyin that you were the bravest warrior of the Tiger Clan, which is why I agreed to come with you. And this is all? If you don't like it, I'll find someone else."

"A tonic! Change the tonic!"

Pingyang immediately panicked. He had finally managed to get his goddess out of the house, how could he admit that he couldn't do it?!

It's just a drop tower.
It's just that I can't use my true energy to protect myself, right?

Isn't it just about dealing with being surrounded by thunderclouds, feeling the bone-chilling cold, burning with karmic fire, and projecting inner demons?
So what if you randomly fall or even get stuck in a spatial rift for half an incense stick's time?

Anyway, I won't die!

Pingyang swallowed hard and tentatively asked:

"Rou Rou, what if I succeed in the challenge?"

"If you succeed in the challenge, I'll make you my boyfriend!" Lin Rou'er immediately said.

Hey!
Grit your teeth and get to it!

Pingyang clenched his fist and then, with a look of resignation, sat on the drop tower.

Take a deep breath.

remember!

You are the bravest warrior of the Tiger Clan, with a heart of iron!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"

"Ow!!"

"Don't eat pickled radishes!"

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!!"

"Yamei Building!!!"

"Fuck you, Mommy, and I'm so angry!!"

"I'm going to die! I ...!!!"

"Tonic medicine!!!"

After completing the nine checkpoints.

Pingyang kept his eyes tightly closed, as if he were still trapped in a terrible nightmare.

(#)beneficial(#)
Until Lin Rou'er's sweet voice reached his ears:

"Hey, Pingyang, you've succeeded in the challenge. You can open your eyes now."

ended?
It worked!
Pingyang opened his eyes in disbelief, and what came into view was a rabbit-eared guide holding a gilded gift box inlaid with star-patterned meteorite iron.

The moment the lid was lifted, a burst of colorful light erupted out, drawing the attention of the surrounding tourists.

"Congratulations, fellow Daoist, on clearing the Nine Hell-level challenge!"

The narrator lightly tapped his fingertip, and an adorable crystal pendant shaped like a rabbit's head floated into the box:
"This is the 'Moon-Eating Jade Chain' crafted by the Black Swan's chief weapon refiner."

"Considering that you are the first cultivator to successfully complete the challenge with the cultivation level of Nascent Soul, this pendant is extremely outstanding among all collaborative products."

So precious?

Pingyang reached out and took it, before he could even examine it properly.

Lin Rou'er suddenly pounced on him and snatched the pendant, her cheeks flushing red.
"Idiot! This pendant requires a blood oath to bind it to its owner!"

She bit her fingertip, and the moment the blood seeped into the rabbit's eye, the pendant burst forth with a crimson light.

The crowd suddenly became agitated.

At the same time, the illusory rankings of Dishini also changed:
[42nd Place: Lin Rou'er (Early Stage of Golden Core)]

The cultivators, who were completely bewildered, were all shocked. How could a Golden Core cultivator actually break into the top 100?!

"Gentle, so gentle."

Pingyang didn't care about rankings or rewards at all, and stammered as he watched the sweet girl putting the pendant on his head.

"Now I can."

"Shut up!"

Lin Rou'er pressed the pendant hard into her collar, then suddenly stood on tiptoe and whispered in his ear:

"Tonight, take me to see the Three Thousand Mirror Sea. Just you and me!"

After saying that, she turned and ran away, her ear tips peeking out from between her hair were so red they looked like they were dripping blood.

done?

Ping An scratched his head and kept grinning foolishly.

I never expected to win the heart of the goddess so easily.

night
Three Thousand Mirror Seas
It was just the two of us, her and me.
You can get food by making your own food!

Pingyang was also a vigorous and energetic young man.

But when he thought about how Rou Rou, who was usually shy and introverted, had just said such bold things, his tiger ears felt a little hot.

But then again.

This is my first time too, so I need to be prepared and not let Rou'er laugh at me.

Thinking of this, Pingyang's expression changed, and he immediately opened Douyin (TikTok) to search for tips related to matters between men and women:
How long can a male cultivator continue without being disliked by a female cultivator?
hiss?
Pingyang frowned deeply.

This answer is not a good sign.

Fortunately, Baicaotang has recently launched a series of medicines that can remedy the situation.

Pingyang, who had been eagerly anticipating the moment, finally arrived at the time he had agreed to meet Lin Rou'er.

In fact, he had been waiting here for two and a half hours in advance.

Upon seeing Lin Rou'er, who looked pure and lovely in a white dress, Pingyang suddenly felt his mouth go dry.

"Rou'er, you've arrived?"

"Hmm~"

"you"

Suddenly, Lin Rou'er frowned:
Why are you wearing black pants?

Pingyang was somewhat puzzled:

"Ok?"

"Break up! You know I hate black the most, yet you deliberately wore black to spite me, didn't you? Let's break up right now!"

After saying that, Lin Rou'er didn't give Pingyang a chance to speak. She turned around, got into the flying car, stepped on the gas, and left Pingyang's sight.

what?
Ah? ? ?
You don’t even want to act anymore?
At least
Pingyang fell ill.

Heart disease.

The Fierce Tiger King traversed the Hundred Thousand Mountains, and eventually even the legendary physician Bian Que was summoned.

Unfortunately, there is no cure for heartache.

Only a cure for the heart can heal.

But a miracle doctor is still a miracle doctor.

No one could understand what was wrong with Pingyang. He suddenly fell ill and lost all his energy.

But Bian Que Wang saw through it.

This young man was hurt by a woman and is troubled by love.

Troubled by love?
Upon hearing this, the Tiger King was displeased. After seeing the divine doctor off, he went to Pingyang's bedside and tried to persuade him with kind words.

“Son! It’s just a woman, isn’t it? Listen to your father, go to the seventh floor of the Bixian Bathhouse. The fairies there are gentle and considerate.” Pingyang, who was lying on the bed, was stunned at first.

What kind of father would persuade his son to go to Park?
Then, with a look of utter despair, he shook his head.

I haven't experienced the sweet taste of love yet.

How could I let a technician take away my virginity?
"I won't go!"

"Oh dear! Son, you're just young now, you don't know the beauty of those fairies in the Immortal Bathing City. Let me tell you, listen to your father's advice, just go for number eight! That foot technique..."

"Dad, if you keep saying that, I'll tell Mom that you went to the Bixian Bathhouse and even washed your feet."

"Uh"

The Tiger King was speechless, then glared at Pingyang with disappointment.

Live a carefree life.

She once came from the wolf tribe in the Ten Thousand Mountains and worked her way up to the deer tribe. How come her son is so useless?
Even the Tiger King dared not make this public. If other demon kings found out that his son was a pure-love war god, he, as the father, would lose all face.

Shame on you!
The miracle doctor said that the first step to curing this symptom is to help Pingyang get out of the shadow of heartbreak.

It would be best to start a sweet new relationship.

No prescription will be needed; the heart ailment will heal naturally.

As the king of the tiger clan, I don't even know any dating skills?

In such a short time, Tiger King had already smoked three packs of cigarettes, smoking five at a time.

She only has one son.

We can't just watch him become useless.

or
Ask the demon lord for an explanation.

At this moment, Jiang Chen was seen as a god-like man by all the demons of the Ten Thousand Mountains.

The fact that the demon race was wiped out in three years is no longer mentioned by human cultivators.

He also led the weak demon race out of the Hundred Thousand Mountains, allowing them to hold their heads high and be demons with dignity on the Spirit Continent.

This has achieved a situation of equality between humans and transgender people.

The Demon Lord can even do something like this.

Solving such a small problem as dating shouldn't be difficult, right?
[Ding, does the host wish to spend 30 billion emotion points to randomly unlock an app? The host will receive a 20% rebate on all subsequent recharges within the app.]

Huh?
So fast?
Jiang Chen thought that the next 30 billion would only be achieved after the Dungeon & Fighter game went into public beta.

It must have been the development of western China that allowed many unsophisticated Western natives to come into contact with mobile phones for the first time, providing a wealth of emotional triggers.

Moreover, Disney's nine hellish projects also played a significant role.

Negative emotions are still emotions, aren't they?

"Confirm consumption!"

[Congratulations, host! You have drawn the eighth free app (Silent Friends).]

silently?

Jiang Chen clicked on the app, which had very obvious implications.

em
familiar!

That’s the taste!
Now that he has the Wan San Group, Jiang Chen no longer needs to do everything himself.

As for the promotion of the new software, he simply handed it over to Zhu Yingying. Whether she handled it herself or assigned it to someone else was none of Jiang Chen's concern.

soon.

Under the direction of Zhu Yingying, the big boss of Wan San Entertainment, advertisements for Momo Dating were pushed out everywhere.

At this moment, Tiger King sent a message to Jiang Chen, telling him about the problems in Pingyang and hoping to get help and guidance.

Jiang Chen's face darkened.

How can I solve this problem myself?
Judging from Pingyang's intentions, he doesn't just want to find any gold-digging woman or someone who's interested in his background; he wants to find a soulmate.

Moreover, Jiang Chen was too lazy to even criticize him.

Why did you choose such a bad name for your son? Why name him Pingyang when you belong to the tiger clan? It's obvious he'll be bullied by dogs.

"Let him watch more of Tong Jincheng's live streams. Honest people have a hard time finding partners these days. Let him learn some of the flirting techniques of a scumbag and that'll be fine."

Meng Hu Wang immediately ran to Ping Yang's side and recommended that he watch more of Canglan's most affectionate Tong Jincheng's live stream.

Unexpectedly, the latter did not buy it at all.

"Dad, please stop. I could never be a scumbag like Tong Jincheng. I want to find a woman who truly loves me."

"Hey!"

The Tiger King sighed deeply:

"Truly love you? Do you think society is still like it used to be? When travel was slow and one could only love one demon in a lifetime?"

Tiger King, a cigarette dangling from his lips, gazed wearily out the window, exhaled a smoke ring, and slowly said:

“My son, when I was young, I could make a young girl from the Deer Clan blush for half a day just by giving her a bouquet of wildflowers.”

"Now? If you send them a flying car, they'll check if it's the latest model."

“In the past, if couples had a conflict, they could just write a message to explain. But now? If you don’t reply to a message on Douyin for more than three minutes, people will put you on the ‘Cultivator Lightning Protection Wall’.”

The Tiger King counted off, pointing out the flaws in his claws:

“Your grandfather’s generation valued marriage based on social status, while when I was young, ‘free love’ was all the rage. Now things are different.”

The young woman immediately asked, "Do you own a house and a car?", "How much do you earn?", and "How good are your skills in cultivating both body and soul?"

He opened Douyin, typed in keywords, and swiped a couple of times:
"Look, do you see that?"

"Now female cultivators are openly advertising their Daoist partners. This is the latest announcement from a female cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage who is sincerely seeking a Daoist partner."

"I am a woman, working as a test taker for Wan San Group. My hobbies include traveling. I have a slow-to-warm-up personality, am slightly overweight, and don't like cilantro."

"Requires the other party to be at least at the Integration Stage, with a minimum monthly payment of 50,000 spirit stones; ambitious, hardworking, enjoys housework, loves cooking; senior executives from large companies preferred."

“Yesterday, the bear cub from the next mountain went on a blind date. The girl asked for ‘a top-of-the-line Panamera comparable to the Fairy Garden and Yaochi 4S stores’ in full payment. This made the old bear so angry that he almost revealed his true form.”

Pingyang, who was huddled under the covers, trembled.

He knew all too well what kind of people female cultivators were in this era.
But he was still unwilling to accept it.

Is it so hard for him to just find a proper, pure relationship?

"Dad, you go out first. I need to be alone for a while."

"it is good."

Tiger King stubbed out his cigarette and, before leaving, added one last sentence:
"It's a good sign that you're willing to think. If there's anything you can't figure out, just ask your father. I've been through this before, and I would never do anything to harm you."

"Um"

Pingyang, still in bed, mumbled a reply.

After the Tiger King left, he opened Douyin and happened to come across Momo's advertisement.

A simply dressed young woman was seen soaking her feet in a cramped but clean rented room, smiling sweetly at the camera.
"You're here?"

"It must be boring being alone, right?"

"Would you like to chat with someone, have a video call, and talk for a long time?"

The scene ends with the girl gently holding a bowl of water for washing feet.

"I'm right here. Click the link below and come join me."

what is this?
Pingyang hesitated for a few seconds, then swiped up and scrolled away from the video.

He has no interest in interacting with other female cultivators right now.

However, advertisements for Momo were everywhere, and not long after, he came across another one.

The woman in the video, carrying a basin of water, appeared to have just finished washing clothes. When she turned around and saw the camera, she paused for a moment before saying:
"You came?"

"Don't think I'm too young, and I won't think you're too old."

"Since you're here, let's click the link below to chat."

Perhaps it's because Pingyang paused in both of these advertisements.

Then he realized what a real bombardment was.
Would you like to invite a fairy within a few hundred meters to come out and play within three seconds?

Feeling bored? Looking for someone to chat with, preferably a complete stranger? Come here.

Here, there are no constraints of sect affiliation, no distinctions of cultivation level, no need to add friends, and you are randomly matched with a soulmate.

We can chat about anything and everything, from cultivation to our favorite songs, novels, and TV dramas. Click the link below to start chatting!

Are you bad at talking to girls? Do you feel inferior when you meet your dream girl? Then... come and give it a try. There are many gentle girls here.

[Just three seconds to match with people in your city, no need to add friends, all profiles are real, voice and video calls are both available, lots of handsome guys and beautiful girls, dare to join us? Come on, come on, come on!~]

(End of this chapter)