Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 299 Tricks to appease children
Meanwhile, some knowledgeable people in the live stream remained silent.

Although the current amusement facilities are geared towards younger children, the overall design of Disneyland is truly ingenious.

Following in Gao Xiaodong's footsteps.

Even from a distance, you could see a winding "galaxy" encircling the entire venue.

Moreover, it is not ordinary water, but liquid spiritual energy driven by an array. It can refract seven-colored light under sunlight, and cultivators can even feel the nourishment of spiritual energy when they get close.

This river of spiritual liquid alone is enough to shut many people up.

And some people have also noticed this.

The surrounding fields of spiritual flowers are also extraordinary, as their colors can change according to the cultivator's emotions.

Once a cultivator steps into it, the flowers will bloom with different spiritual lights, which can even briefly affect one's state of mind, making one feel happy.

have to say.

It would be wonderful to have a date with your Daoist partner here.

The main avenue of the park is paved entirely with sparkling jade.

The sides are planted with uniquely shaped spiritual plants, their branches and leaves shimmering with fluorescent light, like a galaxy fallen to earth.

Every so often there is an exquisite pavilion or tower, with carved beams and painted rafters, upturned eaves and corners, and copper bells hanging from the eaves ringing softly in the wind, their sound crisp and melodious.

As they went deeper, Gao Xiaodong's disdainful expression gradually froze.

Despite his efforts to avoid capturing these things on camera, they were everywhere and there was no way to avoid them.

The tone of the comments in the live stream also began to subtly shift:
Wait a minute... there seems to be something here too?

Even though the facilities are for kids, the scenery alone is worth the ticket price, right?

[Just looking at that river of spiritual liquid, you can feel the abundance of spiritual energy. Wouldn't cultivating inside make things twice as effective?]

[Does anyone know about that flower field?! Guaranteed to produce great photos! I've already made plans to go with my best friend!]

Just as Gao Xiaodong was about to speak up and play the role of a "rational and objective person" to save face.

A passing monk glanced at him and kindly reminded him:
"Fellow Daoist, is this your first time here? These things at the entrance are just appetizers, toys for children. There's no need to linger too long. The real essence is inside."

Gao Xiaodong was stunned. He had been wandering around for so long and was still at the entrance?

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly:
【? ? ? 】

[At the entrance?]

[So it turns out we were too narrow-minded?]

[Damn, so the outer area is for kids, but the real paradise for cultivators is inside?]

[Hey streamer, hurry up and check it out! Don't just wander around aimlessly on the outside!]

Gao Xiaodong was also somewhat surprised, but he still didn't hold back his words:
"Heh, I have to say, in order to make money, Disney does a good job of putting on a good show, and it has mastered the business tactics of low cost and high return."

He continued walking along the main road.

Soon they arrived at an area called [Spirit Beast Paradise].

it's here.

Dozens of gentle mythical beasts stroll leisurely, including fluffy cloud rabbits, adorable spirit bears, elegant snow deer, and colorful birds with melodious calls.

There were even a few young white tigers and blue phoenixes, attracting many cultivators to stop and watch.

Most amazingly, you can actually get close to and interact with all of these mythical beasts!
A girl of about seven or eight years old squatted down and gently stroked a cloud rabbit.

The cloud rabbit not only didn't dodge, but instead affectionately rubbed against her palm, making her giggle.

Nearby, cultivators were feeding the spirit beasts spiritual fruits, which they ate with relish, creating a heartwarming and healing scene.

Gao Xiaodong's live stream chat exploded instantly:
Ahhh! That cloud rabbit is so cute! I want to touch it! I want to kiss its ears!

A young white tiger?! Isn't that a ferocious beast from the Hundred Thousand Mountains? Where did Dishini get it?

These spirit beasts aren't afraid of people? How were they trained?

Gao Xiaodong's face was somewhat unpleasant, but he still forced himself to say:
"They're just low-level spirit beasts, what's so special about them? Which truly high-level cultivator would be interested in these?"

However, as soon as he finished speaking, a female cultivator in the Tribulation Transcending stage squatted down next to him.

She first patted the spirit bear's head with a smile, then pinched the back of the white tiger's neck and hugged it in her arms, taking more than a dozen selfies in one go.

Then I sent it to the girls' group:
"Wow, so cute! Where are you now? Come here, you have no idea how adorable this little white tiger is!"

After saying that, the female cultivator in the Tribulation Transcending stage flipped the little white tiger over amidst its resistant expression and began sucking on its snow-white belly.

Live broadcast room barrage:
【? ? ? 】

[Host, what did you just say? You're not interested in truly high-level cultivators?]

[Hilarious! Even the Tribulation Transcending experts are having fun, what are you, a Golden Core cultivator, doing pretending to be aloof?]

[Humans are genetically predisposed to liking cute creatures; what does that have to do with cultivation level?]

[Aaaaaah! Sucking on a little tiger's belly! I can't even imagine how amazing it would be!]

[It's free, guys! Aside from feeding them which requires spirit stones, all the intimate interactions here are free!]

Gao Xiaodong felt a little embarrassed and quickly changed the subject:

"Ahem, let's keep looking ahead!"

He quickened his pace, passed through the Spirit Beast Paradise, and arrived at an area called the "Mirror Maze".

This is a huge maze made up of countless mirrors and illusion arrays. At the entrance stands a staff member, smiling as he explains the rules to visitors:
"The Illusionary Maze is divided into three levels of difficulty. The normal mode is suitable for cultivators in the Qi Refining stage, the hard mode is suitable for cultivators in the Golden Core stage and above, and the hell mode is recommended for cultivators in the Integration stage and above."

Those who successfully complete the challenge will receive a limited-edition souvenir!

Gao Xiaodong's eyes lit up, and he immediately said to the live stream:

"Guys, this maze looks interesting. I've decided to challenge Hell Mode and scout it out for you guys!"

The comments section erupted in cheers—

[Is the streamer okay? Don't get stuck inside and can't get out!]

[Hell mode is designed for Nascent Soul stage cultivators; you, a mid-Golden Core stage cultivator, would probably struggle even on Hard mode!]

Gao Xiaodong was full of confidence:
"Are you kidding? What haven't I, Gao Xiaodong, seen? A mere maze is no challenge for me!"

After saying that, he paid the challenge fee of 50 spirit stones and strode into the maze.

five minutes later.

Gao Xiaodong stood in front of a mirror, sweat beading on his forehead and his face turning pale.

This is the third time he has returned to the same place.

This maze is not only dizzying due to its mirrored reflections, but it also contains hidden illusions that can easily trap you in hallucinations if you're not careful.

The live stream chat was in an uproar:

[Haha! Didn't the streamer say he could do it? Why is he getting sidetracked?]

Who was bragging just now? Does their face hurt now?

Gao Xiaodong was enraged:
"There's something wrong with this maze! It must be a trap deliberately set by the Wan San Group to cheat us out of spirit stones!"

Just then, a Foundation Establishment cultivator, holding his partner's hand, walked past him, chatting and laughing, and easily found the exit.

Gao Xiaodong: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[Host, how about... we just admit we have cerebellar atrophy?]

Gao Xiaodong finally couldn't hold back any longer and said through gritted teeth:
"This Tesni... is a bit strange!"

In the end, he sheepishly followed the young couple out of the maze.

Just as he was about to continue his stubbornness, he suddenly heard a deafening scream from afar. What was going on?
When Gao Xiaodong looked in the direction of the scream, his pupils suddenly contracted.

Nine circular, towering black towers stand deep within the park, their surfaces entwined with crimson runes, the black iron chains emitting a sickening rattling sound.

On the central platform at the top of the tower, more than twenty monks were chained to metal chairs.

They were pale.

Several of them were trembling uncontrollably, as if they had encountered something extremely terrifying.

"Welcome to experience one of Tessini's high-end attractions - the terrifying drop tower."

The commentator, Rabbit Girl, wearing a pink butterfly hair clip, smiled and held up her megaphone.

"Now, all fellow Daoists who intend to experience this, please sign the waiver of life and death."

Gao Xiaodong was taken aback.

What the hell!

Death certificate?
Play so big?

The chat in the live stream was also advising the streamer not to act impulsively, as this project was clearly not something an ordinary cultivator could handle.

Gao Xiaodong remained silent.

As a rational and objective person, he must make a judgment only after thorough observation.

soon.

He discovered it.

Those monks on the drop tower look like actors, don't they?
It's just a sudden up-and-down movement, isn't their reaction a bit too exaggerated?

Putting aside the fact that there are so many safety chains on the seats, we are all cultivators, are we afraid of falling to our deaths?

Their acting was so bad!
Gao Xiaodong shook his head with a cold smile. He had already observed two groups of players and felt that they were using the same trick.

No particularly frightening elements were found.

Either they are all afraid of heights.

Or they're all actors.

Gao Xiaodong preferred the latter, saying that apart from that lowly spiritual root Lu Yang, how many cultivators throughout history have been afraid of heights?

but
If they are actors, why are there always monks who faint from fright?
Isn't that a bit too dedicated?
Gao Xiaodong's Adam's apple bobbed, but seeing the live stream's popularity soar to eight million, he finally gritted his teeth and squeezed to the front of the line:

"Where's the waiver of life and death? Let me experience it!"

If it's fake.

As the first cultivator to expose the fake terrifying drop tower, he will definitely gain a huge amount of traffic!
Do not!
I don't care if it's true or not.
Anyway, after the ride is over, I'll say it wasn't scary at all, I didn't feel anything, the drop tower is a complete scam.

I'm definitely going to capitalize on this wave of traffic!
The moment the black iron chains wrapped around his waist and abdomen, a pressure emanating from his very soul suddenly swept over Gao Xiaodong's entire body.

The commentator's voice suddenly turned sinister:
"Three, two, one—Go!"

"Wait first"

'Click~'

Before Gao Xiaodong could finish speaking, the seatbelt suddenly disappeared.

The real fall has begun!

In the instant the feeling of weightlessness struck, Gao Xiaodong was horrified to discover that his Golden Core stage cultivation had vanished.

He tried to scream, but the gust of wind that rushed into his mouth and nose tore his scream to shreds.

A blood-red lesion bursting on the retina:
[The top-tier spirit-suppressing array has been activated]

Nima!

Before he could even curse in his mind...

The first illusion unfolds a thousand meters in the air.

Hundreds of purple lightning bolts condensed into lightning dragons and rushed straight at his face. Gao Xiaodong could even smell the burnt smell of his own hair.

The moment the lightning pierced his chest, he could clearly feel his heart stop beating for more than ten seconds.

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!!!!"

The comments section erupted in celebration:

[The streamer's face turned purple, hahaha]

[I'm giving away ten spirit boats! Please let the camera zoom in on my face!]

Wow! The streamer's hairstyle is pretty cool!

"Please keep your mouth shut, he's crying."

The second layer of icy illusion followed immediately.

The extreme cold seeped into his bones through his pores, and Gao Xiaodong watched helplessly as his hands turned into ice sculptures.

Even more terrifying, as the ice spread to his neck, the phantom of his past life's abandoned companion suddenly appeared, whispering in his ear:

[A good-for-nothing is good-for-nothing no matter where he goes; a man who's no good in bed is no good anywhere else.]

"Do not!!!"

Amidst the excited gazes of the viewers in the live stream, cracks appeared in Gao Xiaodong's Dao Heart.

When the seat plunged into the deepest illusory realm of karmic fire, a sudden change occurred.

Suddenly, the chaotic teleportation array lit up with an eerie purple light, and the entire row of seats vanished into the void with a "whoosh".

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Gao Xiaodong's scream echoed in the parallel space.

This group of unlucky souls was teleported to the Blood Fiend Sect's Corpse Dissolving Pool. The twenty-odd people suddenly stopped three meters above the foul-smelling blood, where countless carnivorous leeches were excitedly churning at the bottom of the pool.

"Welcome distinguished guest."

The Blood Fiend Sect elder, sharpening his knife by the pool, revealed his gleaming white teeth:
"Fresh ingredients are delivered to my door."

Just as the demonic blade was about to strike Gao Xiaodong's neck, the latter's figure vanished again and returned to his seat.

ended?
Do not?
This is getting faster and faster!

Twenty minutes later, Gao Xiaodong, covered in an unidentified sticky substance, was helped off the drop tower by staff.

My calves are visibly cramping.

suddenly!

Gao Xiaodong broke free from the staff's restraints with a big leap, letting out a series of neurotic screams.

"Ouch! A tonic! Hey! Don't come near me! Waaaaaah! Waaaaah! Pia! I'm dia! I'm fucking ***!"

'patta~'

Rabbit Girl snapped her fingers.

A refreshing sensation entered Gao Xiaodong's mind, quickly repairing his shattered soul.

Gao Xiaodong returned to normal almost instantly.

In just twenty minutes
He, a Golden Core cultivator, was so frightened that he lost his mind!
At this moment, Rabbit Girl smiled at him, and then smiled back at the cultivators queuing behind her:
"Don't worry, we at Tesni will take care of everything, from killing to burying. Even if you're scared out of your mind, we can bring you back to life."

After saying that, he looked at Gao Xiaodong:

"You, go over there and settle the fee for repairing the soul."

Gao Xiaodong:
(End of this chapter)