Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 294 I Miss You So Much in the Western Regions

"Hey bro, as an ordinary person, how do we get a job at the Wan San Building?"

Hearing Wuzhen say this.

The driver shrugged and said helplessly:

"Disaster."

"Actually, Wan San Building is very fair. As long as you pass the written test and the interview, you can successfully join the company. It doesn't look at your qualifications or background. As the saying goes, Wan San is a great stage. If you have the ability, come and join us."

"That's it"

The five Zen masters exchanged glances and secretly made up their minds.

They want to apply for the Wan San Building!
Anyway, the west side is now completely open.

They could work at Wan San Building during the day, while Wan San goes to the temple in the west to preach. If there isn't enough time, preaching isn't absolutely necessary.

Moreover, the driver had the actual exam questions for the Wan San Building.

to be honest.

This thing is pretty much something that almost everyone in the Heavenly Demon Realm has, if not everyone does.

Even those big internet celebrities with millions or tens of millions in followers would be overjoyed if you offered them a proper job in a 13,000-square-meter building.

As long as you enter the Wan San Building.

Then you are a person of true status and position, with unlimited potential, unlike any Tom, Dick, or Harry.

A while ago, a marketing account with tens of millions of followers launched a poll:
Would you prefer your future partner to be a top-tier internet celebrity with millions of followers or a full-time employee of the Wan San Group?

This topic instantly sparked heated discussions and even became a trending topic:

[Choosing an internet celebrity! My brother's partner is a manager at Wansan, working overtime until late at night every day. The pressure of his mortgage and car loan is so great that he secretly takes on side jobs!]

[That's right, although my Daoist partner is just a nobody internet celebrity, he's already bought a flying car outright by selling 'the same cassock worn by the Thunderclap Saint Lord' in the West!]

[TikTok influencer? Laughable! How many influencers can truly last? Most are just a flash in the pan. How dare they compare to employees of the Wan San Group?]

[Definitely choose the Wan San Group employee! My best friend works at Wan San Group, and she just bought a house in Pixian Garden last month at an employee discount rate. The housing provident fund deduction ratio is super high.]

[You have no idea how many benefits the children of Wan San employees enjoy! My son and daughter-in-law are both employed, and our child was directly admitted to the Yaochi Affiliated Kindergarten!]

"So, the offspring of a Douyin (TikTok) streamer? Ha, someone from out of town probably can't even get onto the flying sword path in a town in the Heavenly Demon Realm, right?"

Sisters, wake up! Influencers are influencers! Last time, there was this 'Buddhist Lady' with 30 million followers who accidentally said a few bad things about a CEO during a live stream, and her account was immediately banned!

Even the worst employees at Wansan are still part of the group's system, and they have the five social insurances and one housing fund as a safety net. Their stability and development potential are incomparable to those of online celebrities.

[Sour chicken's defenses are broken? I earn ten years' salary for a single live stream! 13,000 for an employee? Ha, I just booked a 13,000 executive last time.]

[The person upstairs just spouts nonsense? Come on, if you've got the guts, reveal the names of the executives. Anyone can brag. I could also say I've slept with dozens of internet celebrities with millions of followers.]

all in all.

More than 80% of cultivators hope that their partner can have a formal job at Wan San Group, rather than becoming an unstable internet celebrity.

I took the exam questions from the driver.

The five Zen masters began to study it.

I. Seabuckthorn Field Oversupply Crisis (30 points)
Due to logistical delays, a contractor operating a seabuckthorn field in the West has resulted in 300 million tons of seabuckthorn remaining unsold. As the operations manager of [Homer Fresh], please design a marketing plan (which must include the following elements).

1. Utilize the resources of Buddhist KOLs on Douyin to generate momentum.

2. Design a user growth path that incorporates Western traditions.

3. Collaborate with Paradise Land to launch limited-edition products.

II. Calculation of Five Social Insurances and One Housing Fund (20 points)
It is known that a certain weapon-refining factory in the Heavenly Demon Realm:
Average monthly salary: 6500 spirit stones
Dual-income monks account for 37%.
The work-related injury rate is 0.8% (mainly burns from hot air).

Please calculate the total monthly workers' compensation insurance premium that the factory needs to pay (provide the formula).

III. On-site Scenario Recreation Simulation (20 points)
You are a disciple of a second-rate sect who wants to participate in the construction project in the West, but the sect elders disagree. How would you persuade them? Please simulate the situation.

IV. On-site Scenario Recreation Simulation (20 points)
Imagine you are a city administrator whose city has a harsh environment and lacks resources for sustainable development. How would you lead your city out of this predicament?

V. On-site scenario simulation (20 points)
The West is now completely open. If you were the abbot of a temple in the West, how would you attract monks from other regions to spend money there? Please list at least three options.

VI. Open-ended essay (20 points)
We provide reasonable and effective construction significance and improvement plans for the [szyf] launched by the president.

"This"

The five people stared at each other, wide-eyed.

To be honest, they were completely baffled by this problem.

I won't go into anything else.

Only look at point 5.

If they could answer those questions, wouldn't they be rich overnight?
I came here to study precisely because there's nothing to do in the west.

"Can anyone actually answer this kind of question?"

The five Zen masters, their faces full of disbelief, spoke one after another:
"We Westerners are so poor, who would be so foolish as to go and spend money?"

"To put it bluntly, there's nothing in our hometown that you can spend money on, unless you're willing to buy scriptures."

"Of course there's an answer!"

The driver put the practice exam questions in his pocket:
"These are the questions from the previous exam. Just keep an eye on the announcements from Wan San Group, and they will release the answers before the next round of recruitment exams."

even so.

The five Zen masters were still somewhat incredulous.

They themselves are just country bumpkins from the West, and they know their own country best.

The west?

Even dogs in the West wouldn't go there!

Even native Westerners like them dislike the poverty of their hometown, let alone foreign cultivators who are used to the prosperity of the outside world.

Just as the group was complaining that the West was inferior to the Heavenly Demon Realm in every way.

The words spoken by a group of stylishly dressed female nuns as they passed by stunned them.

"Has the Western Travel Permit been processed?"

"Oh dear, don't even mention it. I've applied so many times, but it still hasn't been approved."

"Don't even mention going on vacation, just say you're going to help with development and construction, and we'll all be there!"

"Isn't that lying?"

"What do you care? Can the company really monitor what we're doing in real time? Besides, that's the rule. If you insist on saying you're going on vacation, it's not easy for Rabbit Girl to turn a blind eye."

"You've all finished? If I apply now, will it be too late for me to go with you?"

"Don't worry, isn't Yao's partner the manager of the Western Development Department of Wan San Group? We can use our connections to get your application form stamped in advance."

and many more?

Isn't this right?

Zen Master Wuzhen couldn't help but interrupt them, asking why they wanted to travel to the West.

When Wuzhen asked them, the female cultivators answered with an air of self-righteousness:
"Aren't there so many beautiful scenic spots and tourist attractions in the west that are worth visiting?"

"Exactly! I also saw a stretch of sand that looks like a lake, it's sure to be a great photo spot!"

"And there are also many natural local snacks there, I want to try them."

"After seeing so many skyscrapers, seeing desert scenery once in a while can soothe our minds and relieve the pressure of our daily work."

"Hehehe, I heard there are some aloof and handsome guys in the west. It would be good to go and make friends with them."

what?
These female cultivators must be drunk.

How come Wuzhen and the others had no idea that the Western Regions offered so many unique services?
Isn't this right?

Something's definitely not right; it should be at least fifteen points out of ten!

After the group of female cultivators left, Zen Master Wuzhen immediately took out his phone and searched for "Western Regions" on Douyin (TikTok).
The losses aren't over yet.

The following will directly trigger a pop-up:

[XY Travel Guide!]

Don't judge a book by its cover when it comes to XY's local snacks!

[Several places in XY that must be opened!]

Just how hospitable is XY? One video will tell you!

ha?
Zen Master Wuzhen clicked on a video at random.

Accompanied by the background music of "You came from the Western Regions to exchange for a city of snow-white, I want to eat the Heavenly Demon Vegetables", a landscape of endless yellow sand appeared on the screen.

The entire shot employs an aerial, top-down shooting technique.

The western side looks unbelievably beautiful in this video; the dry sand appears to glitter like gold nuggets.

Along with the yellow sand, small towns, though not large in area, appeared one after another, each one exquisitely crafted.

wrong?

If this photo were taken by someone else, they might have been fooled as well.

But what kind of beings are Wuzhen and the others?
Having been rooted in the West for thousands of years, it's immediately obvious that these towns have all been "photoshopped".

Next came a series of photos of scenic spots in the west, each one stunning and photogenic.

After all the photos had finished playing, a line of large text appeared on the screen.

[Ancient civilization of the Western Regions, simple and beautiful scenery, the charming Sand City welcomes you!]

Zen Master Wuzhen swiped down to the next video. It was also a showcase of various scenic spots, all of them incredibly beautiful.

In addition, there were some handsome monks and some beautiful nuns.

Each one had delicate, tender skin and was as soft as if it had no bones.

But anyone who has lived in the West knows that the endless yellow sand is not a good place to live!

Even these pampered Mahayana Buddhist practitioners could not withstand the cumulative harm over time.

Wuzhen and the others were clearly just young monks under four thousand years old, but their skin condition was worse than that of female cultivators in the Integration Stage who were over eight thousand years old in the Heavenly Demon Realm.

This was followed by another different promotional slogan.

The scenery of the Western Regions is exceptionally beautiful; the hospitable West welcomes you!

Looking at the endless stream of Western tourism promotional videos on his phone screen, Zen Master Huihai was completely bewildered.

"Is this really the West? Is the West really this sophisticated? Then what is the place we've lived in for thousands of years?"

These are all odes to the various beautiful landscapes of the West.

There are also pioneering videos released by some investors, in which every employee, covered in sweat, is full of energy and hope for the future.

Under a Zen-like starry sky, business opportunities abound amidst the yellow sands; this fertile ground for investment welcomes you!

Some sects that secured the right to attract investment were also responsible for landscaping work and posted videos to gain traffic.

Desert transformed into oasis, ancient temples rejuvenated—an ecological Buddhist kingdom welcomes you!

In addition, some internal employees of Wan San Group released videos about the talent recruitment plan.

[On the road to success, a bright future awaits; this land of opportunity welcomes you!]

There were also some videos that attracted monks to go and stream.

[Livestreaming with divine light, sea buckthorn brewing nectar – welcome to the blue ocean of online influencers!]

"This"

Zen Master Wuzhen changed the video recommendation method to "most likes".

It turned out to be a series of videos posted by a blogger named Li Daya.

At the beginning of the video, Li Daya pretended to be visiting the West for the first time and gave a brief introduction:
"Hello everyone, a big event has recently occurred: the West has fully opened up, and I am very fortunate to have been able to apply for a pass."

"I am currently in a small town in the west with a simple and honest folk culture."

"Now, let's follow my lens and experience the exotic customs of the West together."

See here.

Everything is still perfectly normal.

But as time went on, the video became increasingly suspicious.

"First, we see the most distinctive Western-style procession of monks and nuns, which is very spectacular and has a great sense of ritual. They often find their soulmates in this game, and it is said that this tradition has been passed down in the Abyss for tens of thousands of years."

In the comments section, some people questioned why a monk and a nun could become a couple.

Li Daya also replied below.

The gist of it was the same as what the natives had told him: these monks were only tonsured, and most of the monks in the west did not actually enter temples to become monks.

At the same time, these people also need to reproduce; otherwise, without newborns, how could the West develop? They would have all died out long ago.

"We've now arrived at the specialty food street!"

"The food here is unlike our cuisine; it's all about the natural flavors of the ingredients."

"They do not require complicated cooking processes, but instead choose to perfectly preserve the original flavor of the ingredients."

"They are extremely nutritious, especially these desert worms, which taste incredibly delicious. First, pinch off the head, then remove the tail, and finally wrap them up gently like this."

The video ends with Li Daya putting a desert worm sashimi into his mouth and sucking out the juice from the worm's abdominal cavity.

Before ending, they didn't forget to give a thumbs-up to the screen:
"So clean and hygienic, everyone!"

The videos Li Daya posted afterward all praised the West for its good environment and culture.

"I highly recommend everyone to visit the Flowing Sands River in the Western Regions at least once. You won't regret it!"

"Following the team, we went deep into various Western tribes and experienced customs and cultures different from those of the Heavenly Demon Realm."

"Furthermore, the souvenirs here are very meaningful. The handmade products show a lot of sincerity, which is completely different from the lifeless objects that come off the assembly line in the Heavenly Demon Realm..."

Moreover, the background music (BGM) accompanying each of Li Daya's videos is:

You came from the Western Regions, bringing me a city of snow-white beauty; I long to eat the Heavenly Demon's Dish~

So this is where all evil originated?
Now, almost every video about the West is accompanied by this background music.

Watching the video's introduction, the Zen masters once again had doubts.

"Who exactly are the Western monks?"

"This can't be the West!"

"This guy's bragging is making me a little insecure. Is our family really that good?"

Master Huihai couldn't understand why this cultivator from the Heavenly Demon Realm, who had no connection with the West, would advocate for the West so much.

Hey?

Did the Holy Master of Thunder Sound hire people to do marketing?
its not right?
If the Holy Lord had invited someone, he would have definitely made an announcement in the group chat.

Therefore, we can conclude that...

Li Daya's videos are all fabricated scripts, just to get clicks!
Are they spreading rumors about the West to gain followers?

Outraged, Zen Master Huihai commented on Li Daya's video:
[Everything in his videos is fake. The West isn't as wonderful as he claims, and there aren't any of those ridiculous customs. He's lying to you; it's all scripted. Don't believe him!]

Within minutes of posting the comment, someone tagged him and replied.

Huihai initially thought someone was thanking him for reminding them to avoid being scammed, but when he opened the reply, he was completely dumbfounded.

[Brother, go out and see the world. A Western Pass isn't that hard to get. If your location didn't show you as being in the Heavenly Demon Realm, I'd think you were in the West. Are you really that sure?]

Before Huihai could even type a reply, many other people had already replied to him.

[Did you even go see it? You're already saying it's fake?]

Prejudice in people's hearts is like a mountain. Although the West is backward, it is definitely not as backward as we imagine. What the blogger shows us is the most authentic West.

The CEO has told us more than once that we need to open our eyes to the world, but you just won't listen.

Upon seeing these replies, Zen Master Huihai's face turned red with anger, and he immediately replied:
[I am a Zen master from the West. How could I not know what it's like there? It's nothing like what he portrays in his videos—poor and backward, where you inhale sand with every breath!]

He thought that this would convince the other party, but their subsequent reply left him utterly hopeless.

[Even if we assume you truly are a Zen master from the West, then you should be even less inclined to slander your hometown. I have the utmost contempt for cultivators like you who, after witnessing the prosperity of the outside world, begin to look down upon their own homeland.]

If you truly believe the West is bad, you should strive to improve it, instead of complaining about your homeland to outsiders.

Looking at the other party's righteous and stern reply, Zen Master Huihai was momentarily confused as to whether he was someone who had seen the prosperity of the outside world and thus looked down on the backwardness of his hometown.

The despicable monk who despises the poor and loves the rich even feels a little guilty.

But he soon came to his senses.

When he wanted to reply again, he found that he had been blocked by the video poster.

At this moment, Zen Master Huihai seemed to have lost all his strength and abilities, just like a widow who had been slandered and poisoned into being mute.

And then Li Daya became popular again.

More cultivators boarded the flying vehicles heading west.

Huihai originally thought that this lie would soon be exposed by the cultivators who realized they had been deceived, but the result was not like that at all!
I experienced severe withdrawal symptoms during my first hour back from the West.

Everyone should visit the West at least once in their lifetime; here you will find the meaning of your existence.

I cried when I saw the vast, boundless river of shifting sands.

I cried the moment I tasted authentic Western cuisine.

Today is also the day I become a lay disciple of the West.
Ten things you should never do when visiting the West.

I was moved to tears by the simplicity and kindness of Western children.

[The brutal growth process of Western monks will leave you in tears.]

Under Li Daya's leadership.

The cultivators who posted these videos all used a road sign that is currently only found in the Heavenly Demon Domain and the Azure Ocean Domain.

However, the words on the road sign were changed:

I miss you so much in the Western Regions.

The wind that carries my thoughts of you still reaches the Heavenly Demon Realm.

Wang Defa? !

Several Zen masters clutched their heads tightly, wondering what was wrong with the world.
I thought they knew each other well enough.

But now it seems like we only have a superficial understanding.

and many more?

Zen Master Wujing realized this belatedly.

"Do you think this is the answer to question five on the actual exam?"

Ok?
V. On-site scenario simulation (20 points)
The West is now completely open. If you were the abbot of a temple in the West, how would you attract monks from other regions to spend money there? Please list at least three options.

Don't say it, don't say it!
Regardless, Li Daya did indeed boost the economy and consumption in the west.
(End of this chapter)