Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 268 "A Simp Cannot Be Redeemed"

Good guy.

The Demon Lord of the Milk Cult was taken aback as soon as he entered the VIP room.

Besides their own oral teaching master, the Demon Lord of Koubi, the Six Golden Flowers, several major holy sites, and some big business owners are all here.

They were seated in different areas according to their respective factions.

"Are all of you here to draw license plates?"

"Yes, ordinary license plates outside really do detract from our status."

"What kind of car did Fellow Daoist Tiaodan buy?"

"Hehe, a car called Maserati, it feels like it matches my free-spirited personality, what about you?"

"I bought a Rolls-Royce. As the Demon Lord, I feel that this kind of stable car suits me better. By the way, what did Dao Yan Saint Lord buy on the righteous path?"

"I bought a Maybach S680."

"Hmm?" The Venerable Wuxiang sitting next to him was somewhat puzzled: "Holy Lord, isn't this carriage of yours too cheap?"

"Harmful."

Dao Yan Holy Lord waved his hand:
"As the lord of the holy land, I should keep a low profile. If I buy something too expensive, I'm afraid the elders and protectors below will gossip."

After these few days of learning about the new era.

The Holy Lord has moved on from the shame and indignation brought about by the previous death, and has transformed that shame into spiritual strength.

The premiere was announced with great fanfare last night!
And he completely abandoned his airs as a saint, with the title of his live stream being "On the Self-Redemption of a Simp".

Then he even worked on a script with Tong Jincheng, the most affectionate guy in Canglan. Last night, the two connected online, and Tong Jincheng gave him a thorough scolding from all angles, making for a great show.

By "self-deprecating humor and memes," Dao Yan Sheng Zhu not only eliminated the negative impact of being a sycophant.

They gained tens of millions of followers overnight and made a fortune!
So, it still comes down to the same point.

In the cultivation world, with very few exceptions, there are no idiots among cultivators who can reach the Mahayana stage.

Especially Dao Yan Sheng Zhu.

This swift and highly effective public relations tactic surprised even Jiang Chen.

He even prepared a series of measures to deal with this Holy Lord who had just emerged from seclusion.

Unexpectedly, the other party became completely absorbed in the benefits brought to him by the new era.

Not only that.

His public relations skills also led Xiao Nan, who had recently been promoted to head of Wan San Entertainment, to discover a business opportunity.

Could this self-deprecating style of public relations be turned into a variety show?
For example, it could be called "Self-Deprecating Assembly".

Is this a case of ostensibly criticizing but actually praising, using jokes to whitewash one's own flaws?

This proposal was submitted to Jiang Chen's desk last night, and Jiang Chen's response is as follows:

"The self-deprecating humor and suggestive content of 'Self-Deprecating Show' are too overt. Changing it to 'Roast Show' would be much better. Remember to find some well-known (and infamous) seniors and have them roast each other every episode. That would make the show much more entertaining. I don't need to tell you the details."

Listening to everyone discussing their respective vehicles, Taixu Jianyin took a sip of milk tea and said:

"I want to draw a license plate with the number 99999. If someone gets it later, I'm willing to pay 10 million spirit stones to buy it."

"I'll offer 100 million! No, Old Deng, what are you dreaming about? You want 9999 spirit stones for 10 million spirit stones? Where did you get the nerve?"

Who dares to speak disrespectfully!
Just as Taixu Sword Hidden was about to get angry, he realized that the one who had been criticizing him was none other than his own unfilial son!

At this moment, Young Master Long Xiang sat imposingly in the front row, declaring:
"I bought a total of 78 cars, and I'm the youngest here. I hope you uncles and aunts can be lenient and let me go first, okay?"

"Chong!"

With a crisp sword cry, Young Master Long Xiang felt a chill on his neck, and the hairs on his body stood on end.

Yu Qingfeng raised his sword, and the latter's face turned deathly pale again.

"Grandson, who are you calling 'Auntie'? I'm in my prime, you should call me 'Fairy Sister'!"

But you're clearly very old.

Nima!

The Azure Phoenix Sword Master instantly turned red.

"I'm old? I'm old for your whole family! If you dare say another word, believe me, I'll grab your dad and beat him up too!"

As Yu Qingfeng spoke, it seemed as if his sword energy was about to tear Jian Xiang's skin apart.

"father"

Young Master Longxiang looked to Sword Master Taixu for help.

Although Jianxiang was a bit tactless, as his son, he was also ashamed to be humiliated like this.

Just as the Supreme Sword Master Taixu was about to speak up for Young Master Longxiang, no fewer than dozens of malicious gazes immediately fell upon him from the surrounding area.

Apart from the other five golden flowers who shared a common hatred for the enemy, the powerful figures of the demonic path also looked unfriendly.

Even Venerable Wuxiang and other righteous venerables were somewhat dissatisfied.

There's no way around it. Who told Young Master Longxiang to unleash a group attack with his very first move?
There is no doubt that one aunt offended all the female cultivators.

Moreover, they even take advantage of their youth to "force" these seniors to let them go first. As "seniors", should they let them go first or not?

"father"

Faced with Young Master Longxiang's second call, Sword Master Taixu looked around suspiciously, but ultimately pretended not to hear and continued drinking his milk tea.

As for Young Master Longxiang?

Unfortunately.

Yu Qingfeng politely ushered him out of the VIP room.

Soon, more cultivators entered the room, and only those who had purchased a million-dollar flying car were qualified to be invited in.

As more and more cultivators entered, all of them felt a tense and oppressive atmosphere.

This doesn't seem to be for drawing license plates, does it?

If it's a lottery, the first person to arrive can simply finish and leave.

This atmosphere is more like
"Hahahaha!"

With a hearty laugh, Huang Wansan, dressed in a suit and wearing gold-rimmed glasses, came over with a stack of documents.

"Sorry, I just had a meeting with the CEO, so I was a little late. I hope you're all okay with me?"

Haha~
Everyone sneered in their hearts.

What kind of meeting are you holding?
They clearly only showed up after everyone had arrived, didn't they?
really.

Huang Wansan's next words confirmed everyone's suspicions.

"The fact that everyone is here means that Wan San already understands what they want. As the saying goes, a beautiful woman is paired with a hero, and a luxury car is paired with a good hand."

"But the problem is that there are only so many good numbers in total, and no matter who gets them, the others will feel somewhat unbalanced."

"So, in addition to the high-end direct-sale license plates, this auction also includes some rare auction-type license plates, which will be awarded to the highest bidder. I think everyone can understand that, right?"

Upon hearing Huang Wansan's words, the venerable ones in the front row revealed expressions of understanding:

"That's right, that's how it should be. Luxury cars are priced beyond the reach of ordinary people, so good license plates should naturally be priced the same."

"I also agree that the highest bidder wins. Otherwise, what kind of people are those worthless junk? Why should they have the same license plate as me?"

"Yes, only the more expensive the license plate, the more befitting the status of us Mahayana venerable ones."

Seeing that everyone's reaction was exactly as the president had predicted, Huang Wansan smiled slightly and then projected some license plate combinations.

There are no letters left; the worst ones are just three or four consecutive numbers.

These can all be purchased directly, with prices ranging from tens of thousands to millions.

Apart from a few cultivators who began to examine the scene seriously, the venerable ones in the front row didn't even lift their eyelids.

They don't want cheap goods that can be bought easily with money.
They need license plates that money can't buy to show off their status!

Soon, Huang Wansan produced the first license plate to be auctioned in this session:
【Cangzhou A00009】

"Gentlemen, the starting price is 100 million spirit stones, and each bid must be at least 10 spirit stones higher."

This is right!

The crowd began bidding, and the item was eventually won by Master Xuanxiao for 800 million spirit stones.

【Cangzhou A00008】

09?

08?

Is it below?
【Cangzhou A00007】

As the word count decreased, the price began to soar.

The last piece, [Cang A00001], has already been offered an astronomical price of 230 million!

of course.

The value of this license plate is self-evident.

Its symbolic meaning transcends the number itself, when a car with the license plate 【沧A00001】 drives alongside other cars with the license plate 0203.

Without a doubt, the drivers behind were naturally at a disadvantage.

This is no longer just a license plate; it's about face, status, and it's no exaggeration to say that the license plate is the second face of these esteemed individuals!

In the end, only the Great Dream Saint Lord Ji Ruoyao and the Dao Yan Saint Lord Qing Jianshu remained in the bidding.

Many people at the scene were thinking that it seemed that Dao Yan Holy Lord had made up his mind to turn over a new leaf and stop being a sycophant. In the past, Dao Yan Holy Lord would have been too busy fawning over her to even think about competing with Ji Ruoyao.

The ancient saying, "Shame breeds courage," applies equally to a sage ruler.

In the end, Qingjianshu came out on top.

They acquired it for 350 million!
Awesome!
Many people gave Dao Yan Holy Lord a thumbs up in their hearts. Although he had been licking boots all his life, he was a tough guy as long as he knew when to turn back!

(End of this chapter)