Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 261 Holy Lord: Completely Burned Out
"Can I order everything? Or can I only order one at a time?"

Dao Yan Saint Lord's eyes remained fixed on the photo of the black-stockinged fairy on the screen:

"Um... cough, that demon fairy with the chain, is the chain a white snake or did it actually whip me? This is crucial. Also, what race are they? Why haven't I seen them before?"

Everyone:.
Elephant~
Mammoth
"Distinguished guest, please have some self-respect."

"Huh? Oh oh oh!"

With a 'plop', the Holy Lord jumped into the pool again, glaring fiercely at Xuanxiao and the others.

No wonder they bring a bath towel when they take a bath; there must be a reason why they wear leather pants over cotton pants.

"Fairy, about the questions I just asked..."

"Distinguished guest, didn't you just say that you would only love one person in your life?"

The black-stockinged fairy did not answer, but instead asked a question with a half-smile.

"This"

Dao Yansheng was speechless.

He hadn't expected the fairy to be so beautiful.
It's good-looking, that's all.

And the way they dress up is so shameless.

I've lived for thousands of years and I've never seen anything like this before!
He had been to the Red Powder Brothel before, and it's no exaggeration to say that the fairies there were comparable to those in the Fairy Bath City, and could definitely be called respectable women.

Honestly, he could never dream of such an exquisite fairy, because dreams can only depict things that people have actually seen.

"Hehe, I'm just kidding. As long as you have spirit stones, you can order a hundred."

"Then I'll order a hundred to taste and see if they're salty enough!"

The Holy Lord shouted without hesitation.

a hundred?

"Go together?"

After hesitating for a moment, the Holy Lord spoke:

"Let's start with two at a time, the rest can wait outside."

"Okay, follow me."

Seeing the Holy Lord overjoyed as he followed the black-silk fairy up to the second floor, the other high-ranking members of Daoyan exchanged glances.

"The Holy Lord is clearly holding back for too long and wants to release it."

"Indeed, I want to find the happiness I once lost."

"I've directed my whole life, and I've never seen anything as fine as this chaff."

"Human nature."

"But there are only eighty-odd fairies available in total. If the Holy Lord selects them all, what are we supposed to do?"

"Ahem!" Master Xuanxiao coughed lightly and said seriously, "I heard that there are some handsome young men here who provide massage services."

Everyone:.
"Elder, we can lose our composure, but we must never become abnormal."

"Yes, Elder, the concept of 'same' is still a bit too advanced for the current version."

"What are you nagging about? What I mean is, we can go get a massage to relax first, and wait for the Holy Lord to finish. Otherwise, if we keep flirting with people, we'll all end up with a bloated bladder."

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Just as Master Xuanxiao and the others went for a massage.

The Holy Lord wept.

She was crying while she was doing it.

The two fairies were terrified.

how?

Why are you crying?
They have received all sorts of guests, from powerful sect leaders who are famous far and wide to ordinary cultivators who have worked for months delivering takeout and fixing screws to save up some money to pay for their services.

The crying is because some of the monks have had a very hard life.

After finally relaxing, their thoughtful service brought her to tears of joy.

But this distinguished guest in front of me can't possibly be the kind of person who has lived a hard life, can he?

Don’t say anything else.

The spirit stones needed to summon one hundred fairies would be an astonishingly high price.

Those who have ordered it before should understand.

This isn't like buying meat or vegetables, where the more you buy, the cheaper the price.

On the contrary, ordering two items is more expensive than ordering one item.

But isn't that what people mean when they say fairies are professionals?

Why do you cry?

First, a thoughtful and comforting package was arranged.

They talked about everything from family and career to childhood.
Unexpectedly, the more they talked, the more the Holy Lord cried.

"If I had known there were such gentle and considerate fairies like you in the world, why would I have wasted my life on her?"

Oh?
The two fairies' eyes lit up. So that's why they were crying—he'd become a simp!

For such customers, they highly recommend Tong Jincheng's quotes.

"VIP, you must have been manipulated by her."

"Exactly, who wouldn't love a boss as handsome and generous as you? It's just that she doesn't know how to cherish him."

"What kind of guests haven't we sisters seen?" "But you are the best."

“You must not be following my Brother Tong. Here, let me tell you some of Brother Tong’s sobering quotes.”

As she spoke, the fairy on the left, cosplaying as a succubus, took out her phone and opened an audio file she had saved:
【Brothers, learn to live and learn to love yourself well. 】

[You think fairies are on earth? Actually, fairies are in the private rooms.]

While your brothers are still too shy and insecure to look directly at the opposite sex, come to Lezhidi Bixian Bathhouse for a proper foot bath and massage.

Dao Yan Sheng Zhu:
Hearing your words is more valuable than reading a thousand years of books.

"Come!"

"what?"

"Bring in five more people who are queuing outside! Oh, and that thick iron chain of yours... cough, I mean... you know what I mean?"

Seeing the Dao Yan Saint Lord's evasive gaze, the Succubus Fairy smiled slightly:
"Shall I tie you up?"

"Um, can't you hit me? I'm pretty tough, should I say something?"

Succubus Fairy:
Forget it.

Since it was requested by a distinguished guest, they, as service industry workers, naturally had to comply.

As the other fairies entered the second floor, the private room became increasingly lively:

"Hehe, VIP, you're amazing. Since there have been more and more borderline streamers on Douyin, we've rarely encountered a man with such good physical fitness as you."

"Yes, in terms of quantity and concentration, there are actually very few male cultivators on the Spirit Qi Continent who can compare to you now."

"You are truly full of energy, distinguished guest."

"Ha ha!"

Even when he fought against three Demon Lords back then, Dao Yan Saint Lord never felt as confident as he does today.
"It's alright, it's alright. As the saying goes, 'the more prostitutes you have, the better.' Come on, come on."

I was confident at the time.

But this kind of confidence is completely different from the confidence you have when you're fighting.

These fairies are all seasoned veterans; if they all praise themselves like this, it proves that they are indeed quite remarkable.

"Oh my goodness"

The next day, Dao Yan, pale as a sheet, rubbed his lower back and staggered down to the private room on the second floor.

I stumbled a bit while holding onto the handrail to go down the stairs.

(`)…

Really.

It burned completely out.

I feel like my body is being hollowed out.

But it's totally worth it!
The fairy just recommended Liuwei Shenbao tablets, which come from the shared bicycles in Qingcheng Mountain, to him.

I heard that with just a few days of treatment, one can regain their virility.

The thought of the fairies' tenderness and affection stirred a burning passion within Dao Yan Saint Lord.

"Holy Lord."

Meanwhile, Master Xuanxiao, who had already given massages dozens of times, returned, and the two sides met face to face.

The Holy Lord looked like he was in debt.

Master Xuanxiao and the others wanted to advise the Holy Lord to exercise restraint, but they swallowed their words back.

After all, the Holy Lord suffered his whole life, so it's understandable that he gets to enjoy himself.

"Holy Lord, shall we go downstairs for breakfast, maybe have a few steamers of leek dumplings or something, and then head back to the sect?"

"Return to the sect?"

The Holy Lord glanced impatiently at Venerable Xuanxiao:
"I, the Holy Lord, have only just begun to experience the effects of the times. Why go back to the sect? Let's go, after we finish eating, let's go to Ruyan City and see how the battle is going on the Holy Son's side."

Jiang Chen wanted to incorporate more advertisements into the Eternal Elite competition.

So they imitated the KPL style of play, arranging for the team to rest after each game, and taking the opportunity to arrange some song and dance performances.

It was ostensibly to give the teams an opportunity to adjust their tactics, but in reality, it was just a way to insert their own agenda into the program.

At this moment, the Yellow Elephant King led a group of white elephants to lift the severed giant tusk with their trunks, constantly raising their trunks and wailing, simulating a scene of wild elephants guarding the remains of their companions.

The prop ivory is engraved with a blood-red rune that reads, "Poachers cut down here."

This suggests that poachers cruelly kill elephants for profit.

Then the Yellow Elephant King transformed into human form, dancing with broken chains, and used his trunk to roll up the [Spirit Beast Contract Scroll] and tear it up in front of everyone.

A young elephant performed a difficult balance beam maneuver with a limp, and was caught by the herd using their trunks to form a protective net just as it was about to fall.

At this moment, the statistics appear on the projection:

[Approximately 376 young elephants in the Shiwan Mountains are maimed each year due to poaching for ivory], using data to amplify the impact.

Accompanied by Ji Ruoyao's passionate commentary:

"Freedom is not a shackle, and nothing is a commodity! We are all equal. Let us call for an end to ivory products! No buying, no killing!"

And as the final performance was about to end.

The Yellow Elephant King took out a tube of something no one had ever seen before and applied it to her yellowish-brown tusks, then took out a large brush and began to brush them:

"Smoking makes your teeth yellow—Cloud Mist Toothpaste, the Demon King's choice!"

Everyone:? ? ?
I ignored my tonsillitis and it actually made me horny. I also got a big blister on my lip and couldn't eat properly. I only managed to write two chapters while I was on an IV drip, sob sob.

(Ahem, please forgive me this once. No matter what, I haven't taken a single day off since I started writing this book.)
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