Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 259 The First Simp in History Begins Streaming

Old stories.
Elder Daoyan had heard of these things to varying degrees.

But only now do they know the details.

Protector Zhang accidentally laughed out loud, which immediately drew a reprimand from the other elders:

"The Holy Lord is already so pitiful, and you're still laughing?"

Laughing in this situation is definitely not appropriate.

Only by recording audio and video in 4K mode can they express their respect for their idol's sycophantic experience.

"Hehehe, if the Holy Lord doesn't let us have our fun in the future, we'll just keep playing this scene on repeat!"

of course.

The audio and video recordings were only made on the second floor.

A truly intelligent person.

For example, Master Xuanxiao has already secretly started an anonymous live stream, intending to take this opportunity to make a fortune.

[Shocking! Live broadcast of Dao Yan Shengzhu admitting he's a thousand-year-old simp!]

Ok?
Because it was time for the contestants to prepare for the Eternal Elite Competition, the Five Animals Sect was performing a crane dance, hosted by Ji Ruoyao and Xu Shilin.

So Jiang Chen, who was at the scene, idly scrolled through his phone.

"Huh! Dao Yan Holy Lord is a simp?"

"Who would dare to use such a live stream title? Even if Zhao Zilong of Changshan had all his courage, he wouldn't dare to use such a title."

"Exclusive live broadcast? I'd like to see who dares to impersonate the Holy Lord."

This is not like Earth. On Earth, if you use a false title in your live stream, at most you are considered to be defrauding consumers. What is this behavior?
Consumers are the ones who are unlucky.

However, if you dare to do that in the Spiritual Continent, you will definitely be directly and realistically punished by the Daoyan Holy Land.

Who is this person who dares to slander even the Holy Lord?
There are many cultivators who share similar thoughts with Jiang Chen, and the sensational title of the live stream, "Master Xuanxiao," quickly attracted countless cultivators to click in.

Looking at the man on the screen, drinking and crying at the same time.

Jiang Chenya was stunned.

"Not just a buddy, is it really the Holy Lord?"

You can’t go wrong!
Jiang Chen had met Dao Yan Holy Lord before, and weren't those old men who kept pouring wine for the Holy Lord at the banquet all high-ranking officials of Dao Yan Holy Land?

Almost instantly, he guessed what had happened.

Dao Yan Saint Lord has emerged from seclusion.

Then, he was invited by the elders of Daoyan Saint Lord to a place of pleasure to welcome him and wash away the dust of his journey. After thousands of years of seclusion, the stimulation of alcohol and delicious food made his suppressed emotions completely uncontrollable.

Moreover, Jiang Chen also knew this.

In her youth, Ji Ruoyao indeed caused the Holy Lord to drown his sorrows in alcohol late at night, and the Demon Lord to shed tears under the starry sky.

Seeing Dao Yan Saint Lord crying so hard he could barely breathe, Jiang Chen was very curious about what kind of magic Ji Ruoyao possessed that made them so desperate.

How can one person be forgotten after thousands of years?

The viewers who flooded into the live stream initially watched it as entertainment, but many questioned it:

[Hey buddy, you've got some nerve! Impersonating the Holy Lord?]

[Live broadcast? You mean this guy crying like a grandson is the Holy Lord?]

[Dao Yan Saint Lord: How presumptuous of you~]

[Haha, I'm so happy! Even though I know it's scripted, these old guys are really bold, completely disregarding the Dao Yan Holy Land.]

[No way, how many lives do they have? How dare they do this?]

I got to know a few disciples from the Dao Evolution Holy Land while fighting in the Eternal Tribulation. You just wait, I'll tell them right now, you better not run away!

But soon.

Someone noticed something was wrong.

This doesn't seem like acting.
The first to get excited were the various members of the demonic path:
[I recognize that red-nosed guy; he's a protector of the Daoyan Holy Land! I once fought him!]

[Yes, it's definitely those guys from the Dao Yan Holy Land, no doubt about it!]

I just saw them in the Land of Bliss; many were at the Mahayana stage, from the Daoyan Holy Land.

Even the Holy Lord becomes a simp?

[Holy crap, is he insane? Or is he drunk on fake alcohol? So this is an inside leak from the Dao Yan Holy Land?] [No wonder he's doing an anonymous live stream. Even if the Dao Yan Holy Land's Grand Elder, Xuanxiao Shangren, dared to do this, he'd definitely be dealt with once the Holy Lord sobers up!]

"That's impossible. Everyone has witnessed Master Xuanxiao's character; he's not the kind of person who would betray the Holy Lord."

As the saying goes, people die for wealth, and birds die for food. Seeing that the number of people had already increased, Master Xuanxiao spoke up:

"Hey hey hey."

"Fellow Daoists, as you have probably noticed, this is none other than our Holy Lord. This fellow Daoist guessed correctly, that's right, he just came out of seclusion and is in the Land of Bliss."

"I'm taking such a big risk by secretly streaming, and you guys won't give me any virtual gifts?"

brush!
I have no choice but to swipe it now!
Isn't this much more exciting than those scripts?
Just seeing the holy ruler, who reigns supreme, wail and cry is worth the price of a gift!
They'd even accept a script!
[Shouldn't Dao Yan Holy Lord be considered the patriarch of all sycophants? He was already sycophantizing them before the war between good and evil even began. If that's the case, he's been sycophantizing them for thousands of years?]

It's only human nature; if I were the Holy Lord, I'd also fawn over Hime.

On the contrary, I believe that Lord Li is superior.

[That's not actually the case. Since the Holy Lords are all about equal in looks, why wouldn't I choose the youngest Holy Lord, Fu Yuechan?]

Anyway, I think Dao Yansheng is perfect. Isn't he a devoted and affectionate man, a hundred times better than that marketing bastard Wei Qing?

[Wei Qing, get out of here! You're just a fake Sima Yi trying to create a persona; you can tell he's a fraud at first glance.]

As the topic deepened...

Dao Yan Sheng Zhu's behavior, which was even worse than that of a sycophant, left everyone speechless.

As the Holy Lord.

Isn't your behavior a bit too humble?

He even washed Ji Ruoyao's underwear!

Moreover, when he mentioned this, his drunken expression was somewhat smug, as if this was a tremendous reward for him.

However, after washing them, Ji Ruoyao told him that these clothes belonged to Sister Yu of the Troll Clan.

Dao Yan Holy Lord cried even louder:

"I knew it! No wonder it was such a big size! And it smelled awful, waaaaah! I even licked it, and it wasn't even the bra I licked, waaaaah!"

Damn it?

Helping to wash underwear, but licking something other than the underwear?

That can only be it.
Wouldn't you die if you took one bite of that?
Awesome! ! !
The comment section stops not because people aren't commenting, but because they're recharging their accounts.
President Jiang Chen of Wan San sent 100 Carnivals and left a message: "The Holy Lord is cute when he cries~"

What will happen to Jiang Chen's ultimate form?

Not only did they mock me, but they also posted pictures?

Those venerable figures who had been waiting in the live stream for ages finally spoke up:
[The Holy Master of Yaochi, Fu Yuechan, gifted 100 Carnivals and commented: "Laughing so hard! Does your Daoyan Holy Land always have such events?"]

[Snow Lotus Venerable gifted 100 Carnival items and commented: Haha, who would dare to date a man like this? @Azure Phoenix Sword Venerable, your husband!]

[The Azure Phoenix Sword Master gifted 100 Carnival items and left a message: Your husband!]

[The Holy Master of Yaochi, Li Wanyun, gifted 100 Carnival items and commented: My best friend dares to date! @The Holy Master of Dreams, Ji Ruoyao]

That means Ji Ruoyao is currently hosting a program at the Eternal Elite Arena and doesn't have time to check her phone, otherwise she would be furious.

[The Supreme Sword Master of the Void gifted 100 Carnival items and commented: "Hey, which fellow Daoist is secretly livestreaming? Isn't that sneaky? Your Holy Lord is truly blessed."]

[The Demon Lord of the Milk Cult sent out 100 Carnival gifts and left a message: I was previously injured by the Holy Lord Daoyan, and I was thinking about whether to retaliate, but now it seems that I don't need to.]

With so many influential figures leading the mockery, the other netizens also chimed in:
My goodness, even the Holy Lord has a life!

[There's so much to see on TV!]

Imagine this: Sister Yu finishes a day's farm work, sits down on the kang (a heated brick bed), takes off her socks to reveal her size 45 sweaty feet, and then sunlight streams in through the window, clearly showing the sweat evaporating rapidly. Her thick, sticky leg hair is matted together, and you take a deep breath—it's so cool!

[The tangy, slightly sour smell is so appetizing!]

soon.

Major marketing accounts, sensing the opportunity, sprang into action.

I originally thought the biggest traffic driver recently would be the Eternal Elite Professional League, but I didn't expect that Dao Yan Sheng Zhu's popularity alone could rival that of an esports competition.

[Shocking! The love story of the Holy Lord is even more dramatic than "The Overbearing Holy Lord Falls in Love with Me"]

[Breaking News! Dao Yan Saint Master's Two-Thousand-Year Seclusion Was Due to Love Troubles? "A Thousand-Year-Old Love Story" Goes Viral Online! Netizens Stunned: More Outrageous Than a Soap Opera]

(Shocking the cultivation world! The supreme Dao Yan Saint Lord broke down after drinking, revealing his "simp history" in a live broadcast—he accidentally licked a "troll's stinky feet" while washing his goddess's underwear, and cried bitterly: "My heart is aching!")
(End of this chapter)