Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 257: Foot massage is also a way

At this point, some disciples finally realized what was happening and started tagging the sect elders in the group chat:

[Bai Xiaochun: @Master Xuanxiao, Grand Elder, there's something I'm about to tell you that you might not believe.]

While enjoying a top-notch foot massage, Master Xuanxiao heard his phone vibrate. Thinking that one of his favorite shows had started broadcasting, he immediately turned on his phone.

Ok?
Bai Xiaochun, an outer disciple?
What right does he have to tag the real person?
What nonsense are you spouting?

Did you think I had a good temper?

[Master Xuanxiao: I don't believe it.]

After that, he even sent a disbelieving emoji:
[Bai Xiaochun: I know you don't believe me, but I want to say that the Holy Lord has emerged from seclusion.]

"Ha ha!"

Master Xuanxiao was delighted and showed the chat history to the elders of the Holy Land beside him:

"This Bai Xiaochun is really interesting. A mere outer disciple dares to make fun of me and even dares to challenge me with a diagram?"

The other elders and protectors also smiled and expressed their feelings:
"Tsk, times have changed. Back then, we wouldn't have dared to joke around with the elders so casually."

"Exactly. If this were during the war between good and evil, such a single piece of information would be considered a false report of military intelligence, and if investigated further, he would be executed."

"The past is the past, and the present is the present. Elder Wang, please don't use the ideas of the previous dynasty to constrain the disciples of today."

"Of course I understand that, otherwise if Douyin were exposed, I would be immediately labeled as inhumane."

"I don't understand, why would an outer disciple specifically tag the Grand Elder just to hear someone fart?"

"Otherwise what? Elder Sun doesn't actually think that the Holy Lord has really emerged from seclusion, does he?"

Everyone:.
This statement seemed to touch upon some cause and effect, causing the powerful figures who were soaking their feet to pause in their thoughts.

Could it be that the Holy Lord has really emerged from seclusion?
Someone did some quick calculations and found the cause and effect to be in complete chaos; their face immediately turned pale.

"It's over!"

As soon as he finished speaking, more disciples in the group started tagging these elders.

[The Holy Lord has emerged from seclusion; return immediately!]

Elders, where did you all go? Did you sneak off to Ruyan City to watch the match?

[The Holy Lord keeps asking and pressing us hard. Anyway, we don't know where you are. If you don't reply soon, we might start spreading rumors about you!]

[Master Xuanxiao: Tonic! Tell the Holy Lord we are discussing the Dao, and we'll be back within two hours!]

A group of Venerable Ones, some of whom hadn't even had time to put on their pants, rushed headlong towards the Apocalypse Domain.

Looking at the row of high-ranking members of the Holy Land standing in front of him.

Dao Yan Holy Lord finally managed to reluctantly accept what his disciples had said earlier.

The world has truly changed completely.
"So, Xuanxiao, you were just discussing the Dao?"

Master Xuanxiao, whose name was called, twitched his face, but still stood up with a stiff upper lip:

"Yes, Holy Lord, we were indeed immersed in the 'Dao' just now, so we did not notice your emergence from seclusion at the first moment."

Dao Yan Saint Lord squinted and looked around.

Something feels off.

But my intuition told me that these elders were not lying; they had indeed been discussing the Dao.

The elders' eyes darted around, but their attitudes were very firm.

That's right.

He went off to discuss the Dao himself!

Now, high-level cultivators are all talking about:
Foot massage is also a way of life.

"Row."

Dao Yan Saint Lord nodded. He wouldn't pursue the matter of no one welcoming him upon his return from seclusion, since enlightenment should always be the top priority.
"Then let me ask you, where has the Holy Son gone?"

Son?

Master Xuanxiao chuckled lightly. Xuan Yu was his pride, and he immediately said confidently:

"Our current Holy Son of Daoyan is a rare talent even on the entire Spirit Qi Continent. Right now? He should be cultivating in the back mountain of Daoyan."

"Oh?" The Holy Lord raised an eyebrow and blew on the steaming spiritual tea. "The Holy Son cultivates so diligently?"

"Hehe, Holy Lord, you are unaware of this, everyone has witnessed the diligence of Holy Son Xuanyu."

"Yes, Holy Lord, the Holy Son has seen the first drop of morning dew condensing on the immortal grass in the early morning, and he has also seen Daoyan Mountain at three o'clock in the morning."

When the topic turned to the Holy Son, the elders began to boast about their own achievements:
"If I remember correctly, Xuan Yu was a prodigy I personally selected when I went down the mountain." "Tsk, you did choose him, but I was the one who guided him onto the path of immortality!"

"You two are both good, but don't forget, it was I who first proposed that he be chosen as the Holy Son!"

"You're kidding me. Back then, Xuan Yu becoming the Holy Son was already a foregone conclusion. What was there to show for you?"

etc.
Something's off about the atmosphere.

These boastful elders looked at their strangely behaving disciples and the intrigued Holy Lord.

Was there something wrong with what I said?

Seeing that everyone had fallen silent, the Holy Lord slowly rose and invited them to join him:

"Well, since you say the Holy Son is cultivating in the back mountain, why don't we go and take a look together?"

"Well, it's getting late today."

"Holy Lord, the Holy Son might be engaged in deep cultivation at this stage. Should we go there rashly?"

"It's alright. With me here, why would you worry about interrupting his enlightenment?"

As they drew closer to the place where the Holy Son was in seclusion, the elders' hearts sank.

The Holy Son has vanished without a trace.

The secluded retreat area was littered with cigarette butts and piles of milk tea and snack wrappers, indicating that this prodigy's "cultivation" had certainly involved a significant amount of nourishment.

"Xuanxiao, where is he?"

The Holy Lord maintained a calm and composed smile, but everyone knew that this was a harbinger of a volcanic eruption.

“This person…” Master Xuanxiao gritted his teeth: “Guardian Wang, weren’t you supposed to be in charge of protecting the Holy Son? Where is he?”

what?
Elder Wang was dumbfounded. What kind of connection did this have with him? He immediately shifted the blame:
"If I'm not mistaken, the Holy Son shouldn't be in the Holy Land right now. Elder Sun, didn't you say you saw the Holy Son go out?"

Wang Defa?
Play like this, right?

Just as Elder Sun was about to spout nonsense, the Holy Lord's expression finally darkened:

"This disciple does not know the elder's whereabouts, and the elder does not know the disciple's location either. Very well! I have only been in seclusion for two thousand years, and you have managed the Holy Land like this? If I were to go into seclusion for several hundred more years, would you sell out the Holy Land by then?!"

"Don't dare!"

"My Lord, please calm your anger!"

"We are wronged! We are loyal to the Daoyan Holy Land. How can you, Holy Lord, slander our sincere hearts like this?"

"Your Majesty, you are mistaken! Even if we were to die of poverty and starvation, we would never sell the Holy Land!"

Looking at the kneeling high-ranking officials of the Holy Land, Dao Yan Holy Lord angrily rebuked them with disappointment:
"Do you know that the Holy Sons you have chosen from thousands of thousands are currently playing in the Eternal Calamity Elite Top 100 Professional League!"

Well?
That's it
Some of the more oblivious elders blurted out without thinking:

"This is a good thing, Holy Lord!"

"I never expected that Xuan Yu not only has exceptional talent in cultivation, but also top-notch talent in gaming!"

"Quick, quick, quick! The entire Top 100 competition is being broadcast live. Let's take out our phones and cheer him on now!"

Dao Yan Shengzhu's temple throbbed slightly, and the teacup between his fingertips cracked faintly.
"So your conclusion and attitude is that our sect's holy son's addiction to games and neglect of cultivation is actually worthy of praise?"

"Your Majesty, you are mistaken. As an enlightened sect, we would not prevent our disciples from playing games."

"If you don't allow them to play, believe me, we won't be able to recruit a single disciple next time?"

The elders began to speak, recounting the tragic fates of sects that had once resisted their disciples playing games.

so serious?

Dao Yan Holy Lord's anger subsided slightly. If everyone followed this system, then Dao Yan Holy Land would indeed find it difficult to stand out.

Seeing that the Holy Lord was interested, the elders began to talk about the benefits of the game.

The disciple has already mentioned making money and having a high-class lifestyle.

They intend to choose some more persuasive theories:

For example, playing games can keep disciples at home in the sect without causing trouble, greatly reducing the possibility of them looking down on others and offending people like "Xiao Yan" and "Shi Hao".

"Who are Xiao Yan and Shi Hao?"

"Oh, the protagonist is someone whose luck is ridiculously high, who is impossible to kill, and who only gets stronger no matter how much danger or hardship they face."

oh.
So, the chosen one?
Dao Yan Saint Lord nodded. That was indeed true. His nemesis, with whom he had fought for his entire life, was just like that. His fate was like a centipede that did not die but remained strong. It was not until he finally ascended to the Great Dao that he was completely defeated.

Another elder spoke up:
For example, playing games can make disciples' Dao hearts more resilient, so that when they go out to experience trials in the future, their Dao hearts will not be broken by a little setback, and the possibility of going into demonic possession will be greatly reduced.

Furthermore, playing Eternal Calamity Elite can enhance the cooperation among sect disciples and strengthen their bonds.
(End of this chapter)