Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it
Chapter 251 Deliveryman vs. Security Guard
Chapter 251 Deliveryman vs. Security Guard
‘Stab it! ’
With a sudden stop, the Eleme deliveryman, dressed in bright yellow, halted at the entrance of the Bixian Flower Garden.
Seeing no one around except for a clueless security guard, the deliveryman charged forward on his flying sword.
"Eh?"
Ignored, Yu Xiaorong immediately became enraged and stepped in front of the deliveryman to block his path.
"You audacious scoundrel! I think you don't respect me, security guard Yu Xiaorong! This is a high-end residential area. Do you think you can just barge in like that, you food delivery guy?"
Upon hearing his words, the deliveryman, who also possessed the cultivation level of the Nascent Soul stage, immediately changed his expression.
"What's wrong with delivering food? Where can't I, a delivery driver, go? I've never heard of any place that's off-limits to delivery drivers! I can come and go as I please in even the most sacred places like Yaochi!"
"Heh, a sacred place is a sacred place. Our Pixian Flower Garden doesn't let delivery guys in casually! Don't they even look in the mirror and see what their status is?"
At this point, Yu Xiaorong involuntarily straightened her head and puffed out her chest.
As a security guard, he believed that his status was far superior to that of a deliveryman, a nobody.
"Watchdog, who are you calling a delivery guy?!"
"Aren't you a delivery guy? How dare you call me a watchdog? I get paid just by standing here all day. You can't compare to someone like you who works in all kinds of weather."
The two men exchanged cold smiles, their murderous glares suggesting they were about to start a fight.
The deliveryman jumped off the flying sword, pulled out his phone, and pointed it at Yu Xiaorong's face:
"You're being discriminatory! You look down on us food delivery drivers!"
The latter also turned on the rear camera of Douyin and pointed it at the deliveryman at almost the same time:
"That's not true at all! You're the one who's discriminating against me! You knew I wouldn't let you into this job, yet you still insisted on doing it. You're trying to frame me first! You're trying to morally blackmail me!"
"Family members, does anyone know what's going on? My sister ran into a security guard from downstairs while she was delivering takeout today."
"Ladies, beware! The rumor that delivery drivers are always emotionally unstable isn't entirely unfounded."
hiss?
The two of them suddenly gasped at the same time and said in unison:
"You were also an undercover agent in the Hundred Flowers Sect's group chat?" x2
Didn't it explode?
Even though we were taught by the same master, I still can't break their moves!
Since the written version is not working
Then we'll have to see who's the best!
"Speed Run or Eternal Calamity?"
"Heh, I'm invincible, do as you please!"
"Eternal Warehouse versus another?"
"come!"
"Whoever loses has to add 'Mentor' to the other person's ID in parentheses after their ID! Dare to do that?"
"Add 'Daddy' to the other party's ID (in parentheses)! Dare you?!"
Play so big?
The deliveryman was taken aback for a moment, but then accepted the challenge without flinching.
The two, once again in perfect unison, revealed their Eternal Burst IDs:
"Your dad's ID is 'Yuhao Wants to Be an Ancestor'!"
"Your grandpa's ID is Xiaorong Wants to Become an Immortal!"
Ok?
The deliveryman looked suspicious and slowly took off his yellowish-brown safety helmet.
Yu Xiaorong was shocked and pulled off the smelly mask she had been wearing all day.
"Huai Yuhao?"
"Yu Xiaorong?"
what?
Two pairs of eyes stared intently at each other's faces, memories of the past swirling in their minds.
That year, under the peach tree in front of the mountain gate, two boys in plain clothes made a vow by striking hands together:
One wants to protect the common people with his sword, while the other wants to travel the world on the wind.
Who could have imagined that they would meet again?
The Spirit Continent is vast.
So much so that even once close friends may find it difficult to meet again after parting ways.
But it is also very small.
Even people who haven't seen each other for hundreds of years can reunite.
"Yes, it's me! I never thought we'd meet again in my lifetime. I was so disobedient before that I was expelled from the sect. Speaking of which, you gave me a lot of bad advice when I used to harass my junior sister."
"Hey! Why does your smug tone sound so familiar! But it's actually a good thing that you were expelled from the sect."
Huai Yuhao sighed, seemingly recalling his impetuous youth:
"When we participated in the sect's assessment together, we swore an oath that we would definitely reach the pinnacle of immortality and become immortals and ancestors, even if it meant risking our lives."
Yu Xiaorong also sighed: "Sigh, who can argue with that? Back then, we were the two most ambitious disciples in the sect, but you chose demonic cultivation techniques in pursuit of faster progress."
Speaking of it.
Both of them couldn't help but smile wryly.
The demonic path, which had been condemned and killed by the righteous path for thousands of years, was accepted by the spiritual continent in just a few years.
Moreover, as everyone now knows, although the so-called demonic arts are extremely cruel and evil, they are only cruel and evil to oneself.
For example, the Blood Fiend Sect has a technique that involves expelling one's own blood from the body and merging it with some evil energy, and then finally retracting it back into the body. The whole process is extremely painful.
It's a purely self-torture-based training method; rapid progress is achieved through self-torture.
Huai Yuhao shook his head, handed Yu Xiaorong a cigarette, and lit one for himself as well.
"I explained it a thousand times before, but no one believed me. Now everyone understands the truth, but I can't go back."
can only say.
The prejudice in people's hearts is a mountain.
Exhaling a smoke ring, Huai Yuhao couldn't help but ask:
"Becoming an immortal or an ancestor seems like nothing but a joke now. By the way, where is my master?"
"Before, only you and Master believed that I was not a demon. In my heart, Master is the real immortal, who is neither elated by external gains nor saddened by personal losses, just like a saint of this world."
"Looking back, my master's awareness of not discriminating against the demonic path was hundreds of years ahead of the spiritual continent."
"Ah, Master."
Yu Xiaorong's expression froze. Putting aside whether the prejudice was against Dashan.
Your stereotypes about your master and your childhood memories are a bit too strong, aren't they?
The reason why Master did everything he could to protect you was because of the sect's rule that if a disciple of another sect became a demon, the disciple would be punished with a five-year salary reduction.
Seeing Huai Yuhao's expectant look, Yu Xiaorong gritted her teeth!
"Master, he... he's already dead."
"died?!"
Huai Yuhao staggered backward, his helmet clattering to the ground, a hoarse, trembling sound escaping his throat:
"This is impossible. Master was in his prime, with profound cultivation, a great power in the Nascent Soul stage, how could he have passed away?"
"Cough, really, he's completely dead."
Yu Xiaorong silently recited in her heart:
Master, you should just die.
After all, if Yu Hao knew that his revered master was now just a security captain, the blow would be even greater.
Clearing his throat, Yu Xiaorong intended to say something to distract him:
"Yuhao, do you remember? You said you embarked on the path of cultivation to protect the person you cared about most."
“I also remember that you said your dream was to be free from all constraints, to be a sword immortal and roam the world, going wherever you wanted.”
As they were talking, the two of them looked at each other's uniforms.
"I am indeed protecting the people I care about the most now, but there are a lot of people I care about."
“I am indeed not bound by any restrictions. I can go wherever I want. I have been to all the holy sites. The only place I can’t go to right now is this place. How about it? The atmosphere has been built up to this point. Let me in.”
“No, that won’t do, it’s a matter of principle!” Yu Xiaorong changed the subject: “But I can deliver it for you, just give me the takeout.”
"Thank you so much!"
"Oh, you're welcome. I'll deliver all your takeout for this neighborhood from now on!"
"Brother, you're so generous! Tell me your Douyin ID, and I'll post it in the delivery rider group. From now on, all your food orders will be delivered to you ahead of the queue!"
"Brother, you're so loyal! By the way, how's the profit from food delivery?"
Speaking of profits...
Both of them got excited.
"No, being exposed to wind and rain is definitely not as comfortable as being a security guard."
"Hey, what's so comfortable about it? You have no idea how arrogant those homeowners are. They don't treat us security guards like human beings at all. Besides, we security guards stand here all day long, not even as dashing as you are when you fly on your sword."
The two of them sighed again.
【ding dong~】
Huai Yuhao's phone rang:
[The system has assigned you a new food delivery task. Please complete it promptly and pay attention to your safety while flying on your sword.]
"Bro, I got an order. Let's chat on Douyin tonight. I want to know how my master died."
(End of this chapter)
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