Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 105 The big devil Koubi comes out!
"Hey~"

The sect's retreat room.

I watched as the brothers and elders who had reached the required “cultivation time” left the retreat room one by one.

The disciples who were practicing Qi Refining and Foundation Building could not help but sigh.

"Damn it, who the hell came up with this punch-in training method? I'm so impressed!"

"Our leader, Han Yangzi."

"Han Yangzi? I think he's just a BYD!"

"Shh! The phone is broadcasting live to us, keep the volume down!"

"What are you afraid of? That BYD guy is probably watching some borderline videos on split screen right now! How can he have the time to supervise us?"

Although he spoke toughly, the disciple lowered his voice.

"Fuck it! The entire Juyang Sect only has one leader who is at the Mahayana stage, and he has arranged everything so clearly!"

"What can we do? They are the ones who ordered the product, so there's nothing we can do."

Right in front of the retreat room, there is a mobile phone facing the training cushion below.

This is the "supervision" treasure that Han Yangzi came up with, the mobile phone that is making a video call.

Use a disciple's phone to make a video call with your own phone, and then turn off the camera on your side.

This way, he could monitor his disciples at any time to see if they were practicing seriously, but at the same time, his disciples would not know what he was doing.

It's just amazing!
"I wonder if anyone has come across the Five Animal Sect's recruitment information?"

Zhang Xiaofan, a Qi Refining stage disciple, tested him in a bewitching tone.

"I'm a die-hard fan of their sect. I heard that if you join the Five Animals Sect, you can play with your phone as much as you want."

"I've heard that they don't allow you to practice for too long. Just meditate for a bit every day."

“But they don’t have any salary.”

"That's better than being in jail here, right?"

"That's true, but I was born in an ordinary family. If I didn't receive a salary from the sect, how would I get the spirit stones to reward Fairy Zixia? How could I possibly afford a dazzling mount? If I went to the Five Animal Sect, I might not even be able to afford milk tea."

"Well, that's true, things like origins..."

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaofan spoke again.

"But I do have a plan. I wonder if you brothers are interested in listening to it?"

"Oh?"

"Do you know about cyberbullying?"

"Of course I know? But what do you want to do?"

"I want to cyberbully the Juyang Sect! What era is this? They still don't allow disciples to use their phones?!"

Everyone:? ? ?
"What the hell? Cyberbullying our own sect? You're such a fucking beast!"

"I'm sorry, brother. I..."

"Take me with you when you're cyberbullying!"

"Senior brother, you."

"Take me one too!"

"Junior brother, you."

"Not only will I cyberbully the Juyang Sect, I will also cyberbully Hanyangzi!"

"I'm going to post sarcastic comments on all the popular short videos: 'The Juyang Sect's training system is too lax. I suggest the leader include toilet breaks in the clock-in system,' and then @ some of the top bloggers."

"Junior sister, why bother with you too? Forget it, take me with you too. I've been annoyed with that BYD for a long time!"

The female disciples were also indignant.

"We sisters can film a 'Juyang Sect Limited Edition Dark Circle Makeup Tutorial' together, and write the caption 'Have you ever seen a spirit gathering array at four in the morning?'"

Not only does he play every day, but he also doesn't allow his disciples to play.

He even turned up the volume of the borderline video to the maximum every day, and they could hear it outside the sect hall!
Who wouldn’t feel itchy after hearing this?

"Everyone, don't worry. I have carefully considered the cyberbullying of the Juyang Sect."

"You think, since it's on Douyin anyway, the leader doesn't know who posted the video, right?"

"Besides, this kind of online violence won't harm the foundation of the Juyang Sect. We just hope that the Sect Master can pay attention to the emotions of our disciples."

"We don't ask for much. We just want the Master to shorten the training time a bit."

"Yeah, after practicing, what's the remaining time for that? I can't even finish my daily tasks of running, and I haven't read any novels in a long time. Sigh."

metaphysics?

Is metaphysics reliable?

Recently, the news of Tiantianxuanpao's "metaphysical" ranking and "metaphysical" lottery has slowly spread in Tianyao Domain.

The main reason is that Tiantianxuanpao has reached a small peak at this time.

Almost any monk under 180 years old is playing.

If you don’t play, you won’t fit in and you will have nothing to talk about with your peers.

It would be so wonderful to invite three or five friends to play face-to-face room matching on weekdays.

If you lose, please smoke or have a cup of milk tea.

This kind of PK between friends with a little "stakes" is something that many young monks enjoy.

Every time there is a PK, whoever has the best-looking and rarest combination will attract the envy and admiration of others.

"By the way, is what the anchor is saying really going to work?"

Shen Zhishou, a disciple of the Blood Evil Sect, looked suspiciously at the serious explanation of a running host on the screen.

【Precise card point】

"It's required to be on the hour, preferably at 1:3 or :, because the prize pool is refreshed during this time, making it easier to draw permanent characters."

"If you want to draw a permanent mount, you can do so ten minutes after the hour, such as 1:10 or 3:10."

"The best time periods are 12 noon and midnight."

"Before you draw, be sure to change your character to 'Double Gun Xiao Shuai' and remove all other outfits."

"Enter the PK field and immediately commit suicide, then enter the lottery page. If the pet in the lower right corner shows 'Blue Horse', enter the lottery immediately. If not, repeat the above steps."

【Full ceremony】

"Hold your phone and circle it three times to the left, three times to the right, and then silently chant 'lucky stars shine'. This will greatly increase the probability of delivery."

"You can't draw more than three times in a row. If you get an item on the first draw, stop. If you get a diamond on the first draw, you might get 'Queen of Judgment' on the second draw."

【Ultimate move】

"When a limited-time character or mount is about to expire, the precise moment when the card "just falls" and "time just ends" is used to make the limited-time item permanent by clearing the data. The success rate is less than 1%."

The final ultimate move was automatically ignored by Shen Zhishou.

Are you kidding me?
To get limited-time characters, mounts, etc., you have to draw limited-time cards, right?

He doesn't have any now.

"Only three draws, right? The remaining spirit stones are just enough for three draws."

"First draw!"

Completely three circles to the left and three circles to the right, taking off the armor and chanting the formula, at the moment when the time reaches one o'clock.

He pressed his finger on the "Lottery" button.

He immediately covered his eyes, not daring to look at the screen, and shouted.

"out!"

'Bang!'

Moon pet [Pumpkin Mage]!
Dissatisfied!

Cover your eyes!

"Come out again!"

'Bang!'

Moon Pet [Bandage Freak]!
"Third time! Good luck! Take a picture for me! Take it!!!"

'Bang!'

Moon Pet [Egyptian Cat]!
Shen Zhishou blushed and cursed

"Fuck you! Stupid streamer, you're talking about metaphysics! I worked so hard every day to save up all these diamonds, and all I got was a bunch!"

At this time, there was also a lot of cursing in other places in the martial arts field.

Obviously.

Everyone was drawing the lottery at the right time, but the results seemed a little pessimistic.

"what!"

Shen Zhishou rubbed his hair in despair.

"Huh? Can I try again when my points are full? I, Shen Zhishou, am willing to trade a hundred years of our sect's luck for my goods! Give it to me!!!"

'Bang!'

Permanent character: [Witch Nana]!
"Witch Nana"

"Is it Witch Nana?!"

Shen Zhishou looked at the character animation on the screen in confusion, then he was ecstatic!
This character's scoring efficiency is comparable to that of a versatile loli!
Not only can you perform a double jump and glide, but it also comes with a built-in sprint skill!
He is also the only character in the current version of Tiantianxuanpao who can sprint by himself!

I was actually chosen by my own Shui Lingling?
"What? Junior Brother Shen drew the witch Nana?"

"Holy shit, is it true?"

"Damn, my handsome Golden Spear can't run anymore!"

"What the hell? Come on, let me play a game. I heard that Witch Nana has the best feel."

"Junior brother, how did you get it?"

"I"

Promise the sect a hundred years of good fortune?

Do not!
Shen Zhishou's face turned pale.

You definitely can’t say that!
Besides, I just mentioned it casually, so it shouldn’t count, right?
"I just said, 'I'm Shen Zhi, Shen Zhishou.' Yes, that's my Godly Hand! And then I shipped it!"

"Oh? Then Senior Brother, you must try out the power of my Divine Hand later!"

'puff! '

The retreat room of the Blood Evil Sect.

Contemporary leader——

The Demon Lord Kowtowed to the Nine Heavens and was said to be the true emperor of the fairy world, but suddenly he raised his head and spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Who?"

"Who is it?"

"Someone unexpectedly cut off my supreme opportunity to break through to the peak of Mahayana!"

"Damn."

"Damn it!!!"

After a long silence, Demon Lord Koubi shook his head and smiled helplessly.

"Well, during the great war between good and evil, countless bloodshed was committed. Even if one reaches the peak of Mahayana, he will most likely not be able to pass the Immortal Tribulation."

"Forget it, forget it. I have worked hard for the Demon Sect all my life. It's time to go see the scenery outside."

"That kid Tiaodan told me earlier that the Blood Demon Sect has produced several demons this time, and it's time to give the opportunity to the younger generation of demons."

"Let's go! Go out and see how those little demons from my Blood Demon Sect are doing now."

(End of this chapter)