Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it
Chapter 1 You are invincible, kid
Chapter 1 You are invincible, kid
Aura Continent.
In the Ten Thousand Mountains, a man in a green robe with a worried look on his face looked at the monsters in front of him in despair.
Where did this dump truck come from?
This is still China. Oh no, is this still Earth?
"Demon Lord, the human race is bullying us too much! You must stand up for us!"
A giant half-human, half-snake monster spoke first, spitting out its tongue.
Immediately afterwards, the other demon kings also spoke up, hoping that Jiang Chen could seek justice for them.
"Woo woo woo, just because we monkeys are cute, do we deserve to be captured by the humans and used as pets? Yesterday, an old Taoist from the Haotian Sect brought his disciples here for training and captured more than a dozen monkey cubs!"
"What about my fox clan? Everyone knows how many have been captured! Whether they're from the demonic or righteous paths, the number of fox demons they capture every year could circle the Hundred Thousand Mountains two and a half times!"
"Haha~"
The Monkey King gave a desperate smile.
"You monkeys can be kept as pets, but what about us macaques? We're captured by humans and used as performance tools! Some even imprison us in a garden just because we're ugly, letting those human children come and visit for free, humiliating us with bananas, apples, and kiwis every day."
"Bullshit! What's that? My Blue Lion Clan looks so brave because of our manes. How many of us have been captured and used as mounts? Who could be more miserable than my clan?"
"I!"
The tall and mighty Tiger King walked out with a grief-stricken face.
"you?"
The demon kings didn't believe it.
"Tiger King, don't cry weak. Everyone knows that your tiger tribe's fighting power is close to the human race's holy land. Who dares to provoke you?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The Tiger King laughed bitterly and looked around at everyone.
"Do you know that there's a saying among humans, whether they're on the righteous or demonic paths? It goes, 'You are what you eat!'"
"It's true that our Tiger Clan is powerful, but precisely because of this, human cultivators take pride in being able to eat our flesh and blood, especially those from the major sacred places. They especially love our Tiger Clan's reproductive organ. Who could be more miserable than me?!"
Damn it?
Many male demon kings felt a chill in their crotch and unconsciously clamped their legs together.
Well, the tiger tribe is still worse off.
Jiang Chen also understood at this time.
I have traveled through time and space and have become the leader of a demon clan.
However, the situation of the demon clan does not seem to be very good. Their living environment can even be said to be extremely harsh, and they are being suppressed by both the human race and the evil forces.
wrong?
Even the word "suppression" is not even a question.
To be precise, both the good and evil forces do not regard the demons as human beings, although the demons are not human beings to begin with.
"Master Demon Lord, my Jade Rabbit Clan has been taken advantage of by those damned demons again. They've captured thousands of rabbits to grind into medicine!"
"Sister Rabbit King, your clan can only reproduce a few thousand rabbits. The most urgent matter is my White Elephant clan. More than a dozen great demons in the Demon Pill Realm have had their teeth picked out and made into chopsticks by the Hunyuan Sect! Lord Demon Lord, you must make a decision for us!"
Upon hearing this, the cute rabbit king's ears suddenly stood up, and his big red eyes stared at the white elephant king.
"What do you mean? Thousands of our rabbits are not as good as a few broken tusks of your elephant tribe?"
The White Elephant King looked proud.
"of course."
"Whether in terms of rarity or value, our white elephants, especially our ivory, are far more precious than rabbits."
"Lord Demon Lord!"
Jade Rabbit jumped to Jiang Chen's side and tugged at his sleeve pitifully.
"First of all, I want to accuse the White Elephant King of racial discrimination! Secondly, their white elephants only had their teeth pulled out, while we Jade Rabbits were captured alive by the demons! How can they be the same?"
"I don't need to elaborate on the cruel methods of the notorious demons, right?"
"They captured our Jade Rabbits to help them grind medicine. Not only is our salary less than half of what the demons in the original land earn us, but we're even worse off than the righteous people imprisoned by the demons. We only get one-third of their salary!"
"The rabbits they caught not only work up to seven hours a day, but are also only given five days off a month! Exploitation, this is blatant exploitation!"
"We can't leave the Demon Clan during the holiday. They call it protecting Yutu and the others, but this is pure imprisonment!"
"If the production of elixirs is insufficient, these demons will feed them some elixirs that enhance their cultivation, in order to excite the Jade Rabbits and make them work overtime! This is oppression, naked oppression!"
So miserable!
Even the White Elephant King shut up, saying that if that was the case, then the Jade Rabbit Clan was a little worse off than themselves.
They just had their teeth picked by Hunyuan Sect and lost half of their cultivation. They will recover through gradual practice.
The psychological trauma suffered by the rabbits is difficult to heal!
"Demon Lord, according to reliable information, I heard that the human race has come up with a three-year plan and a five-year strategy, and they want to destroy our demon race within five years!"
"If you ask me, we should fight to the death with the human race! No matter whether they are righteous or evil, we will fight them all!"
"Yes, if we continue to be eroded like this, our demon race will be wiped out!"
"That's right. The human race has been bullying the demons too much in the past two years! If you tolerate breast hyperplasia, you'll have to take a step back and get ovarian cysts. I second the proposal!"
"My Tiger Clan is willing to be the pioneers! We would rather die in glory than live in disgrace!"
"Master Demon Lord, let's start a rebellion!"
At this time, Jiang Chen's face began to turn pale.
Can’t lift it?
After all, he is the leader of the demon clan. How can he start a war without even enjoying a single day of good life?
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the demon race is nothing more than a toy in the eyes of humans.
If we start a war now, we will definitely lose!
If these demon kings made Jiang Chen feel that even in a very unfavorable situation, he could still use the means he gained from traveling through time to come up with a tactical strategy of "the enemy advances, I retreat, the enemy retreats, I attack" to deal with the situation.
Then the subsequent strategic plans of these demon kings made him completely give up.
"My Fox Clan is willing to send a Saintess to seduce the Holy Son of the Daqian Holy Land with her body!"
"Damn it! Then I, the White Elephant, will poison my own ivory! Poison those high-ranking monks who eat with ivory!"
"I, the monkey, will no longer act cute to humans or provide them with emotional value!"
"My macaque tribe will immediately issue a decree. From now on, if we are captured by humans, we would rather die than eat the food they feed us. This will deprive those monks of the joy of feeding us!"
"me."
The Jade Rabbit King's petite chest was heaving, and at this moment her little brain was frantically thinking about how to take brutal revenge on humans.
"I'm going to tell the Jade Rabbit Clan to slack off next time they're pounding medicine! They used to be able to pound 5,000 jars a day, but from now on, I'll have them pound 3,000. No, 3,000 is too little; it'll be easy to spot and I'll fine them. I'll have them pound 4,450 jars a day. They'll lose so much money!"
Well.
This is suspected to be the most cowardly way of revenge currently used by the demon race.
No!
Looking at the ways of "starting a war" below, each one more cowardly than the other, Jiang Chen made up his mind.
We must not start a war!
I don’t see any hope of winning!
Relying on the memory of his original body, Jiang Chen did not reveal any flaws. He just made up an excuse to say that the matter was of great importance and needed to be considered carefully, and temporarily sent away the many cowardly demon kings.
[Ding, detected that the host has traveled to another world, the invincible system has been successfully bound]
[Current world scanning]
[Currently building the world network]
【Current space teleportation function is loading】
【Loading completed! 】
【Unzipping.】
[Friendly Tips: Loading does not consume data]
Jiang Chen:?
Invincible system?
Such a low name?
But I really like it!
Although similar systems such as the consumption rebate system, the 10,000-fold acceleration system for cultivation, the system for copying other people's talents, and the system where the saint and witch fall in love with me are all good and more playable.
But when time travel really happens to you, you will find out.
The unpretentious and unremarkable "Invincible" is also quite good.
As steady as an old dog!
But why build a network?
The original body's memory doesn't contain any information about this world that requires the use of the Internet?
Finally, after the decompression was completed, he couldn't wait to open the system interface in his mind.
Gift crab?
Jiang Chen: (_)…
Is this the "invincible" system?
"Come on, System, tell your dad what I want this thing for."
Jimao Invincible System, isn’t this just a system mall?
The mall is fine.
It's not a problem for you to sell some magic, magic energy, magic pills, etc. It's acceptable for a demon lord like me to become stronger by spending money.
But what does Nim mean by give me an app store on my phone?
Looking around, all you see are major apps.
What about Tik Tok, Kuaishou, Twitter, Little Red Hand, Weibo, Bihu and QQ.
In short, everything that could be downloaded on the mobile phone before is now available here, and anything that is not on the mobile phone is not available on the system either.
In particular, these icons are still gray, indicating that they are not yet available in the mall and cannot be purchased.
Oh.
There is also something to buy.
Good news: What you can buy is a mobile phone.
Bad news: This is a world of cultivating immortals. Do you want me to kill those powerful humans with my cell phone?
"It costs 1 emotion point to purchase?"
The current emotional points are 100, which are displayed in the lower right corner of the page.
The way to obtain it is to absorb the emotions of the mobile phone user, such as joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness.
[The invincible system is successfully bound. The first binding will give you a chance to win a prize. ]
[Congratulations to the host for winning the first free app, Douyin app.]
Douyin?
Which version?!
After Jiang Chen's expression changed several times, he thought about it and consumed an emotion point, and a mobile phone appeared in his hand.
There are almost no functions inside, only basic functions such as taking pictures and flashlight.
The only special thing about it is that it can absorb the surrounding spiritual energy without the need for charging.
Except for the lonely Douyin app on the page.
Excited heart, trembling hands.
Bind your spiritual consciousness and turn on the power!
There really wasn't a hair in it.
It's empty, but the functions are normal and very complete. You can take photos, chat, and even have various special effects and BGM.
The only thing is that no work has been released.
"Oh! I understand. I finally understand the true meaning of the invincible system!"
[Invincible System: Teachable]
"Because you're already invincible, kid (ok) (face covering)"
【Invincible System:】
(End of this chapter)
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