After rebirth, I only date bad girls
Chapter 440 I didn't misread it, this is a self-inflicted injury ruse.
Chapter 440 I didn't misread it, this is a self-inflicted injury ruse.
Surprisingly, Sheng Shuyi agreed to let Liang Can and Wen Xiying go to the movies.
This is not only a fantasy, but also the first time this has ever happened before.
Not only Liang Can, but even Wen Xiying was a little incredulous and subconsciously confirmed, "Did you hear what I said? I'm going to see a movie with Liang Can."
"Got it, go ahead." Sheng Shuyi took another step back. "It's just watching a movie, what's the big deal?"
After saying that, she looked at Liang Can, put her hands behind her back, and narrowed her eyes into crescents: "Have fun!"
When you're done, turn around and leave.
Sheng Shuyi, she really just left like that.
Liang Can and Wen Xiying looked at each other in bewilderment.
Social experience taught Liang Can that he could never be wrong; if something seems amiss, there must be a reason!
"Is she possessed?" Wen Xiying asked Liang Can.
Liang Can shook his head: "It may not be that he's gone mad; perhaps there's something fishy going on."
Fraud?
Wen Xiying racked her brains but couldn't figure out what kind of trickery was involved.
"Never mind, let's go see a movie!" Wen Xiying grabbed Liang Can's arm, huffing and puffing. "It's like she's doing this for me, it's hilarious, absolutely hilarious!"
Liang Can was now getting a little carried away with the drama and said to Wen Xiying, "See? I told you there was a bombshell. Sheng Shuyi only needed to say a few words and you were caught off guard. Just as you said, she made it happen that we went to the movies today. You'll feel uncomfortable throughout the whole movie."
"Yes!"
Wen Xiying suddenly realized, clutching her chest: "Indeed, I feel extremely uncomfortable whenever I think about this."
Liang Can nodded: "That's right, that's her scheme, so we can't let her have her way. We should just enjoy watching the movie!"
E-Bao, you can fool others, but can you fool me?
Who am I? I was your deskmate for two whole years in high school, the one you bullied in every way imaginable for two whole years!
You little rascal, I've figured you out inside and out.
"Don't laugh, please don't laugh!" Liang Can immediately stopped Wen Xiying when he saw her clear yet foolish smile after being enlightened.
Wen Xiying asked, "Why can't I smile? You used to say that I'm the cutest person in the world when I smile."
Who can remember the countless witty remarks that my brother Can used to spout every day?
Liang Can explained, "Right now, E Bao is very likely squatting in the corner. If she sees you smiling happily, she will immediately realize that her little scheme has been exposed. Then, guess what she will do?"
Wen Xiying thought for a moment: "She will jump out and continue to stop us."
"That's right, so you know what to do, right?"
Wen Xiying was an exceptionally intelligent person, and she immediately understood.
She flung Liang Can's arm away, furious: "What did you just call her, E Bao? That's hilarious! Get lost, just seeing you annoys me."
After saying that, he strode forward.
Liang Can scratched his head and followed closely behind.
Not long after, Sheng Shuyi slowly stood up from behind the green belt.
Brushing the dust off her clothes, Sheng Shuyi sneered repeatedly as she watched Liang Can and Wen Xiying leave, "Let them argue, let them argue, the more the merrier, hahahahaha..."
E-Bao put his hands on his hips, tilted his head back, and laughed.
Laughing, Sheng Shuyi quickly lifted her long legs and stepped out of the green belt, rushing towards the school gate.
She had to follow them immediately, tailing Liang Can and Wen Xiying.
Everything must be under control.
Commercial plaza, in front of the cinema.
Liang Can and Wen Xiying bought two buckets of popcorn.
When buying drinks, Liang Can specifically asked, "Can I have them iced?"
"Drink it, with ice!" Wen Xiying's voice was crisp and clear.
Liang Can held up two fingers and said to the receptionist, "Two large iced cola glasses."
Wen Xiying glanced at Liang Can and said with a wicked smile, "You actually gave me an iced cola. I thought someone like you would just bring a bottle of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor) into the theater and get me drunk."
Liang Can slapped his forehead, looking regretful: "Damn it, I've gotten used to pretending to be a good guy lately. I'll go buy it now, and play with your feet when you're drunk."
Wen Xiying said in a serious tone: "Liang Can, when you covet a girl's fair and tender little feet, have you ever thought about your dream of becoming a scientist?"
"I've never dreamed of being a scientist. Besides, scientists like feet too," Liang Can said shamelessly.
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Wen Xiying carried two buckets of popcorn, while Liang Can held two cups of iced cola, as they lined up at the entrance of the cinema.
After Liang Can and Wen Xiying entered the private room, a figure suddenly darted out and came to the front desk.
The receptionist was startled. Looking at the girl in front of her, who was wearing a mask and had her baseball cap pulled low, she tentatively asked, "Sir, is there anything you need?"
The person who came in was Sheng Shuyi. She asked in a muffled voice, "What did those two people who went in just now order?"
"Who?"
The receptionist looked puzzled: "With so many guests, I don't know which one you're referring to?"
"The guy is quite handsome, but the two girls are just average," Sheng Shuyi said.
The receptionist thought for a moment and then looked at Sheng Shuyi: "I don't remember this one, but I do remember the couple who were very handsome and beautiful."
Sheng Shuyi: “.”
“That’s the couple. What did they buy?” Sheng Shuyi gritted her teeth.
The receptionist immediately laughed: "That's right, that couple is really pleasing to the eye. The boy is handsome and dashing, and the girl is pure and beautiful. I remembered them at first glance, and I still haven't forgotten them."
Sheng Shuyi thought to herself, "What's wrong with this older sister? Did I ask you a question and you just answered?"
And the answer was so detailed.
"Sister, I just want to ask you what they bought." Sheng Shuyi picked out the most expensive coffee sold at the counter.
The receptionist smiled and replied, "They bought two servings of popcorn and two iced Cokes."
"icy?"
"Yes, very, very cold Coke." Taking a deep breath, Sheng Shuyi secretly cursed in her heart. Wen Xiying, that wicked woman, was actually using this method to tell Liang Can that she didn't have her period today.
Which screening room are they in?
"number 8."
Sheng Shuyi took another deep breath; number 8 was a couples' screening room.
She ran to the ticket counter: "Excuse me, do you still have tickets for Theater 8?"
"Yes, beautiful lady."
"Give me one."
"Miss, tickets for the couples' screening are sold as a set of two!"
"Two then!"
Inside the theater
Liang Can stuffed a handful of popcorn into his mouth, glanced around, and then smiled at Wen Xiying, "Believe it or not, when the movie is halfway through, more than half of the couples in this room will start kissing."
"It can't be that bad, it's a public place after all," Wen Xiying said, expressing her disbelief.
She patted Liang Can on the shoulder and rolled her eyes at him: "I just realized that even though we've known each other for so long, this should be the first time we've come to watch a movie in a couples' theater."
Liang Can thought about it and realized that it was true.
A wave of guilt washed over me. Since starting university, I had been busy with my business and had rarely had time for intimate dates with girls.
"It was indeed my fault, but it's okay. Once the short video platform launches, I'll be able to stabilize the situation within a year, and then I'll have time to spend with you..."
"They're all here," Liang Can added in his mind.
Wen Xiying pouted, then happily started watching the movie.
Today, the two watched this year's dark horse movie, "Goodbye Mr. Loser," starring Shen Teng and Ma Li.
This film grossed 14.5 billion yuan during the National Day holiday, making a fortune. Many of the classic characters and scenes created in the film are still frequently used as memes by netizens in later years.
For example, Yuan Hua, the Tidal Sea Spirit; and don't treat your Uncle Zhang like that.
In fact, the movie "Charlotte's Anger" was adapted from their stage play by the Happy Twist team. The cost was extremely low, but the profits were incredibly amazing.
Shen Teng, an actor who had already performed on the Spring Festival Gala before, finally became an overnight sensation.
However, Happy Twist later failed, and the movies they produced became worse and worse, relying solely on Shen Teng's personal influence to stay afloat.
Even so, Charlotte's Annoyance remains a classic.
Although Liang Can had already seen it, watching it again was still a good experience. Wen Xiying next to him was amused and giggled, as was the entire audience.
The film was so captivating that the couples in the audience didn't even have time to kiss.
In a corner
Sheng Shuyi occupied two seats by herself, cautiously observing her surroundings.
She was trying to locate Liang Can and Wen Xiying, but the theater was too dark, and the partitions for the couples' seats were too high, so she couldn't see anything at all.
After searching for a while, Sheng Shuyi gave up, her mind wandering.
Could Liang Can and Wen Xiying have already kissed?
Damn, if that happens, I'll lose both my wife and my army!
Thinking of this, Sheng Shuyi looked at the big screen with a depressed expression, and just then she saw Shen Teng's face. He was being scolded by his homeroom teacher.
"Do you think you're the principal, sleeping wherever you want?"
Pfft, Sheng Shuyi couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Then she became engrossed in the movie plot and watched it with complete concentration.
At this moment, Ebao completely forgot the purpose of her visit.
Liang Can fed Wen Xiying a piece of popcorn and asked with a smile, "So, how was the movie? Was it interesting?"
"It's hilarious! I don't recognize any of the actors except the principal, but they all acted so well!" Wen Xiying said cheerfully.
Liang Can nodded slightly: "So I'll invite the Happy Twist team to do a live stream on a short video platform. The results should be pretty good."
"Ok?"
Wen Xiying looked at Liang Can: "This is a good idea. They are all comedians, so they must have strong improvisation skills and be witty and humorous. They can definitely generate a lot of buzz."
That's the truth.
After slurping up the last mouthful of cola, Liang Can said to Wen Xiying, "I'm going to the restroom."
"Mmm." Wen Xiying nodded and continued watching the movie.
Liang Can stood up and stretched, deliberately walking past the first row with a crouched posture so as not to disturb other viewers.
At this very moment, E-Bao, who was nestled on the sofa watching a movie and laughing carefree, finally noticed Liang Can.
"Oh my god, what am I doing?!"
Sheng Shuyi finally remembered the purpose of her visit, and quickly got up and ran down the stairs out of the theater.
As Sheng Shuyi walked out of the theater, she looked around but couldn't find Liang Can anywhere.
"He's probably in the restroom. I'll stake out the men's restroom entrance; I'm sure I'll catch him!"
Sheng Shuyi immediately rushed to the bathroom door and saw Liang Can washing his hands.
Without saying a word, she stepped forward, cupped Liang Can's face, and brought her nose to his mouth to sniff.
"It's not strawberry flavored."
"What are you doing?" Liang Can feigned surprise.
Sheng Shuyi smiled without saying a word. Today, Wen Xiying was wearing strawberry-flavored lipstick. If Liang Can had kissed her, there would definitely be a lingering taste on her lips.
But right now, Sheng Shuyi didn't smell anything, which means that the two of them haven't kissed yet.
Seeing Liang Can's questioning look, E Bao said in a sweet and aggrieved voice, "I was worried about you, so I came along. Brother, you won't be angry, will you?"
Liang Can sneered inwardly; he wasn't mistaken, this was a ruse.
(End of this chapter)
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