After rebirth, I only date bad girls

Chapter 290 Edible Nail Polish
That evening, Liang Can conducted several experiments, simulating the time it would take to jump out of bed and rush through the hidden door to the fire escape in the event of an emergency.

The fastest time was less than ten seconds.

After going back and forth several times, Liang Can suddenly remembered something.

"What the hell am I supposed to do practicing this? I won't be the one running in the end." Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Liang Can cursed as he took off his clothes and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

If Liang Can ever need to use a secret door, there's only one reason.

Bankruptcy, debts, and creditors are blocking the company's entrance demanding money.

"But, that's impossible." After taking a shower, Brother Can lay down on the bed and closed his eyes contentedly.

Before we knew it, summer vacation had arrived.

Liang Can has officially finished his freshman year and is about to join the ranks of seniors.

"The thought that in just two months, tens of thousands of female students will be arriving at Xiasha University Town makes me a little excited," Liang Can said, standing in front of his office window.

Senior student Mu Cheng came to Liang Can to report on her work. Hearing what he said, she asked in confusion, "Boss, you're still so excited. If you keep getting this excited, how can you manage?"

What kind of talk is that?
Liang Can glanced at Mu Cheng: "I'm excited for those who were single throughout their freshman year, like those two good-for-nothings in my dorm."

Mu Cheng: "Boss, I suddenly remembered that, strictly speaking, you're actually single, aren't you?"

"What do you mean by 'strictly speaking, I'm single'? I'm single even if it's not strictly speaking."

I, Liang Can, am still a single aristocrat.

"Let's not talk about these worries anymore. Come on, today is the first day of working from the new office, let's go for a walk." Brother Can put his hands in his pockets and walked out of the office.

Just a year ago, Campus Diary was a makeshift operation, working in an office converted from a school storeroom.

A year later, they moved into a brand-new and spacious office building. I'm sure everyone was overjoyed and incredibly grateful to Liang Can.

After circling around, Liang Can called Zheng Ting into the tea room.

"What's going on? It's the first day of work in the new place, and more than half of the people look miserable. What's wrong? Did they feel wronged by moving to the new place?" Liang Can was furious, feeling aggrieved that his hard work had been wasted.

Zheng Ting hurriedly opened a bottle of iced cola and handed it to Liang Can: "Boss, please be patient. Everyone is just not used to it yet. It will be fine in a few days."

Liang Can sneered, "Are you used to living a poor life and suddenly becoming rich?"

"That's not the reason."

What's the reason?

Zheng Ting replied, "Boss, when we were working at the school, everyone at Hangzhou Dianzi University knew that our studio's benefits were comparable to those of big companies. The brothers and sisters were paid according to their work, and whoever was more capable would get a higher performance bonus. Back when we were working on 'Rocket Girls,' Mu Cheng received 300,000 yuan in her quarterly assessment, which is still widely known at the school."

"so what?"

"So the people in our studio are very popular at school. They're like nouveau riche, dating and having girlfriends is like drinking water for them. They can find one whenever they want and change them whenever they want. When they go out, they often receive envious glances from those around them."

“But now that we’ve moved out, all those hidden benefits are gone, and everyone is still adjusting.”

Liang Can immediately understood.

No wonder morale is so low; it turns out they've lost the fertile ground for showing off.

But to be fair, starting a business while still in school and earning a salary comparable to those at big companies is really cool, and the envious looks from those around you certainly give you a great sense of accomplishment.

This effect can also indirectly boost employee morale.

"Isn't it simple to solve this kind of problem?"

Liang Can beckoned to Zheng Ting: "Go and contact the Youth League Committees of major universities and accept their teams to visit our company during the summer vacation. Model teams, street dance clubs, folk dance clubs, and cosplay clubs will be given priority."

Zheng Ting carefully took notes of Liang Can's instructions in a small notebook.

Ting Ge is no longer the typical STEM guy who was easily fooled by a green tea b*tch. Under Liang Can's influence, he can now drive around the city's various high-end foot massage parlors late at night, chatting and touching the beautiful female technicians.

He is no longer timid and submissive when facing women; instead, he stands tall and proud.

To put it bluntly, going to those kinds of places too often can really make you lose your charm with the opposite sex.

Liang Can added, "By the way, the male-to-female ratio needs to be controlled. Our company not only has men, but also needs to take care of the emotions and needs of women."

"Although they have me, the most handsome boss in the world, and are already the happiest employees in the world, no matter how outstanding I am, I am just an ordinary person among the elite, and I cannot spread care to each and every one of them."

Zheng Ting closed his notebook and gave Liang Can a thumbs up: "The boss has gone to great lengths for the physical and mental health of the company's employees. He is a role model for us all!"

Liang Can waved his hand: "Go and make the contact, treat it as a serious matter!"

After ordering Zheng Ting around, Liang Can took Senior Mu Cheng to a meeting.

Today's meeting topic is to launch some inexpensive but gimmicky small products on the e-commerce section of Campus Diary, generate buzz online, and thus enhance its influence.

Sometimes, you really don't need to care too much about so-called 'reputation'.

Which well-known internet product hasn't made a fool of itself or been criticized by users?

Some of the hype is, frankly, intentional. These days, traffic is king, and even negative publicity is still publicity.

Liang Can spoke eloquently from the main seat.

"Demand, user demand is the primary driving force, but sometimes we also need to proactively discover user needs instead of just waiting." "For example, stockings were originally designed for men, but why did they eventually become exclusively for women?"

"The first person to think of putting stockings on girls' legs back then was a fucking genius!"

The e-commerce team members were chewing on their pens, deep in thought.

"Boss, the stocking industry has already been developed to its limit, with all sorts of styles, and it seems there's nothing left to improve."

Liang Can raised his hand to stop him: "I was just giving an example, not specifically referring to stockings. Even the entire QQ products industry is not mainstream. Just make some money quietly."

Zhang Guo offered his perspective: "Boss, I've noticed that the online atmosphere is becoming increasingly hostile. Netizens often argue with each other over trivial matters."

"But besides that, I discovered a realm that can be called a paradise, and that is: eroticism!"

"Whenever the topic of 'SeSe' comes up, people from all over the world, with differing values, can gather together, communicate with each other in the most sincere manner, and end with the wish that good people may live a long and peaceful life."

Liang Can's eyes lit up, and he praised, "Excellent, Zhang Guo, you have discovered the primary driving force of human progress!"

Humans are essentially animals, and animals have two primal instincts.

Eating, mating.

"We are living in the best era in the five thousand years of history. We are far from war and hunger, and we have meat to eat every day. As the saying goes, when you are well-fed and warm, you think of lust. After eating and drinking to your heart's content, how to satisfy another major need has become the focus of everyone's discussion."

Senior Mu Cheng frowned: "So, in the end, we still have to go with yellow?"

"It's not about promoting yellow content, but about using yellow content to generate traffic," Liang Can corrected.

After a pause, Liang Can suddenly leaned down and glanced at the feet of the girls present.

Several people were wearing sandals and had different colored nail polish on their toes.

"Hey, Mr. Liang, why are you looking at our feet?"

Several shy girls have already started to blush.

Liang Can straightened up, his expression unchanged, and said, "We've all been in this together for so long, you all must know my noble character, right?"

Everyone: "."

If you take someone's money, you have to flatter them.

Then, a chorus of praises filled the meeting room, lauding Liang Can for remaining unmoved by women and treating them as worthless.

"Alright, stop flattering me." Liang Can raised his hand. "I'm very pleased because I've seen everyone gradually adapt to the working environment of society, take off their long gowns, and learn to flatter and lie through their teeth."

Adults are characterized by a deep-seated understanding and a facade of hypocrisy.

"I was looking at everyone's feet just now to prove one thing: even a man like me, who is not tempted by beauty, can't help but pay attention to women's feet. What about those lustful bastards outside?"

Zhang Guo: "Boss, do you mean to create a gimmick and focus on women's feet?"

"Yes, focusing on the chest would be too explicit and might cause some controversy, but the feet would be fine and wouldn't trigger censorship."

Liang Can held up one finger: "The significance of a gimmick lies in the fact that its popularity outweighs its practicality."

"So my suggestion is to sell a usable i-nail polish publicly in the online store."

Everyone: "?"

Xu Zijing's expression changed drastically: "Boss, not everyone likes feet. For example, I think they're just so-so."

Liang Can: "If someone offers it to your lips, can you resist taking a couple of bites?"

"How dirty!"

"Look, another business opportunity has arrived. In addition to edible nail polish, we can also sell a special foot wash to ensure that no matter how smelly your feet are, they will be fragrant and soft after washing, making people's appetites soar."

Brother Can reiterated that he is not a pervert.

He simply understands the needs of internet users better.

People who don't buy will join the discussion and join in the fun, while those who need it will place an order and then proudly share their experience.

It's not that we're actually going to develop an edible nail polish, but rather that we're using this gimmick to pique people's curiosity and get to see what the Campus Diary app is all about.

It's supposedly something a bunch of college students came up with. Seriously, college students these days are so abstract! How much does a bottle of nail polish cost? It's not that I really love eating it, it's that my girlfriend likes to wear nail polish.

During this sweltering summer vacation, the season with the highest traffic, campus diaries can leverage countless trending topics to continuously expand their reach.

The meeting also discussed other related topics.

"Is everything alright? Meeting adjourned!" Liang Can got up and left.

One by one, the attendees got up and left the meeting room. Senior Mu Cheng frowned, completely puzzled.

She looked at Zhang Guo beside her, puzzled, and said, "I'm just wondering, in a country where hallucinogenic drugs are illegal, where does President Liang get all these inspirations?"

"Sometimes I really suspect that he's been doing something he shouldn't have done in private."

(End of this chapter)