After rebirth, I only date bad girls

Chapter 284 Going into the Woods
Normally, Liang Can would have already picked up Sheng Shuyi and carried her into the grove.

For such a wicked young lady to take the initiative is a rare opportunity, so I must give her a good massage to relieve her chest pain.

But this time Liang Can was more cautious.

Just now, Sheng Shuyi questioned Liang Can's tough stance tonight.

In the past, Can Ge would have been very firm just by smelling E Bao's hair and body scent, but not today; he softened up a bit.

As the old saying goes, when a child doesn't like to eat, it means he's been eating too many snacks outside.

So Liang Can was worried that if she found herself not as assertive as before when he helped Sheng Shuyi relieve her chest pain, how would he explain it?

Therefore, Liang Canyi righteously criticized Ebao.

"Sheng Shuyi, what's wrong with you? You're always trying to seduce me with your looks?"

Liang Can said indignantly, "Do you think our relationship is something that needs to be maintained by physical attraction? You're insulting me!"

"With flowers in bloom and the moon shining brightly, such a beautiful scene, we should be focusing on pure love now, not on anything too cheesy!"

Sheng Shuyi looked at Liang Can with a puzzled expression, wondering why this guy's personality had suddenly become so twisted.

LOL, none of my family would understand. The guy who's always lusting after me suddenly wants to have a pure love affair with me.

After staring at Liang Can for a while, E Bao suddenly realized and showed an understanding expression: "You've been so busy with work lately, it's normal to feel exhausted and drained. Men sometimes experience this."

Liang Can: “?”

Sheng Shuyi thought she was being very sensible, and continued, "It's okay, I don't mind."

Holy shit.

What do you take me for?

Liang Can wrapped his strong arms around Sheng Shuyi's waist and said, "Come on, let's go into the woods!"

"What goblin?"

"You're the goblin!" Liang Can dragged E Bao into the grove.

Sheng Shuyi exclaimed "Oh!" with a joyful expression on her face.

"Brother, be gentle later."

"No, I am a savage man!"

Which campus couple hasn't shared sweet nothings and embraced in a secret corner of the school, inseparable and deeply in love?

Liang Can and Sheng Shuyi had carefully chosen a dark, seemingly deserted place, but as soon as they stepped into this mysterious area, they were instantly startled by several couples.

"Student council inspection!" Liang Can shouted, taking the lead in clearing the area.

He didn't actually impersonate a student council member. Brother Can is still a student council officer to this day, just nominally so, but he has never actually participated in any student council work.

"Liang Can, you've gotten yourself into trouble!" Sheng Shuyi said to Liang Can in a low voice.

Liang Can watched as a young couple hurriedly left from behind the big tree. The girl was pulling down her skirt as she walked, while the boy was frantically pulling up his pants, almost tripping in the process.

"Look how scared he is! If a boy is frightened like this, he could easily be traumatized and suffer long-term consequences," Liang Can scolded.

Sheng Shuyi asked innocently, "What kind of aftereffects?"

Chan silently raised his index finger, then bent it.

E-Bao suddenly realized.

Then, Liang Can suddenly burst out cursing: "Damn it, how come there are two other men running away together?"

How could the school's atmosphere have deteriorated so much!

I want to report to my beloved teacher and launch an educational rectification campaign throughout the school!

Sheng Shuyi asked knowingly, "Liang Can, what were they doing just now?"

Liang Can was silent for a moment before replying, "They're probably reflecting on their mistakes. I imagine they won't dare to act so recklessly again."

Sheng Shuyi asked nervously, "Won't they also develop psychological trauma and then become unable to perform?"

Liang Can casually said, "They're fine, it doesn't matter to them, they're the same whether they're in front or behind."

Sheng Shuyi: “.”

At this point, Liang Can sighed: "Young people these days have such poor mental fortitude; they all run away at the slightest scare."

"You...you wouldn't, would you?" Sheng Shuyi asked, tilting her head.

Liang Can snorted coldly: "With my strong mental fortitude, I definitely won't do that."

"Then prove it to me quickly."

"?"

Liang Can rolled her eyes: "Little Liang Can doesn't usually show herself off easily."

Upon hearing this, Sheng Shuyi pouted slightly and whispered, "Brother, it's not that I want to watch, it's that they want to watch. They miss you."

Liang Can followed Sheng Shuyi's lowered gaze and sighed deeply.

"They want to see me so badly? Then I can only grant Da Zuo and Da You's wishes."

In the pitch-black environment, Sheng Shuyi's incredibly beautiful eyes were watery, and her gaze towards Liang Can was so affectionate and infatuated.

Liang Can was already very concerned about Sheng Shuyi's health, especially when it came to his own food supply.

"Sheng Shuyi, have they lost weight? Have you been eating properly lately?" Liang Can noticed something was wrong and questioned E Bao.

Sheng Shuyi pouted and replied aggrievedly, "I've been feeling really down lately and can't eat anything. I've lost several pounds, which has affected Da Zuo and Da You as well."

Liang Can was furious and said with great distress, "How can you not eat? Do you think your body is just yours alone? You're so selfish!"

Sheng Shuyi immediately said in a soft voice, "Don't be angry. I'm in a better mood now. If I eat well for a few days, I can fatten them up right away."

"You have to keep your word!" Liang Can said.

Then he began to comfort Da Zuo and Da You, who had recently lost a lot of weight.

My brother is so mean. We agreed to just meet, but he ended up hitting me.

Liang Can was good at multitasking, and at this moment he was keeping an eye on everything around him to make sure no one was around.

Sometimes, it's hard to understand the surging hormones of young men and women. Hormones drive the body to do all sorts of incomprehensible things. Liang Can's oft-repeated theory is that lust isn't exclusive to men; women are lustful too.

They just aren't attracted to you.

"Brother~" Sheng Shuyi murmured softly.

Liang Can looked at her and said in a deep voice, "What's wrong now? Didn't I already massage you to relieve your fatigue?"

Sheng Shuyi shook her head and explained, "It wasn't me. It was Xiao Zuo and Xiao You who missed you so much and wanted you to kiss them."

"They told you that?"

"Ok!"

Seeing Sheng Shuyi lying through her teeth, Liang Can gave in once again.

If you like a girl, you should be tolerant of her and try your best to satisfy her little whims.

Even such an unreasonable request, Liang Can would gladly accept.

"Sheng Shuyi, I feel like I've been spoiling you a little too much lately," Liang Can said vaguely.

Sheng Shuyi closed her eyes and said softly, "Because my brother is the best."

Listen to this, you women will say anything and everything for your own pleasure.

After a long while, the two walked out of the grove as if nothing had happened, their expressions serious, giving off a sense of sagehood after the fact.

"Liang Can, now I believe you have no prejudice against me anymore," Sheng Shuyi said sweetly.

Liang Can moved his slightly numb tongue and said firmly, "You little girl just need to be taught a lesson. Your words don't work; I have to resort to violence."

"I like my brother's gentle violence."

Sheng Shuyi said softly, "Da Zuo and Da You like it too; they both told me."

Actually, Liang Can was a bit carried away just now and really didn't want to leave the grove.

But there are too many mosquitoes this time of year. Staying in such a place is like feeding the mosquitoes yourselves a midnight snack.

'Mosquitoes love a cute, hard little boy like me,' Liang Can thought to himself.

Sheng Shuyi took Liang Can's big hand and said coquettishly, "Take me back to my dorm, I need to take a shower."

Liang Can nodded and accompanied Sheng Shuyi on a stroll to the girls' dormitory building.

Before parting, Liang Can made a special reminder: "You must come on the day the studio moves. Dress up nicely, but not too much."

Sheng Shuyi: "Are you going, Wenxi Ying?"

I knew you were waiting for me here.

Liang Can calmly replied, "Wen Xiying's father is now an important supplier to me, so they will definitely be there. Your mother will be there too, won't she?"

"Really? Then I'll definitely dazzle everyone!" With that, Sheng Shuyi turned and walked into the dormitory building.

Women's jealousy is truly terrifying.

With his hands in his pockets, Liang Can glanced at the time. Since it was still early before the dormitory closed, he went to the studio.

For those working in the internet industry, overtime is the norm, and the colleagues at Campus Diary are already used to it.

Liang Can isn't powerful enough to make his employees leave work on time to enjoy life. All he can do is ensure that his employees are rewarded for their labor.

They never skimped on providing their younger colleagues with late-night snacks, coffee, or overtime pay.

Saving on overtime pay won't make the boss rich.

They haven't changed their old landlord mentality; they think employees should work for them for free.

Upon arriving at the studio, Liang Can saw Zhang Guo and several others gathered around a computer, holding a meeting.

It seems they're discussing how to write an eye-catching tagline for a small online event.

"The ideas that everyone came up with are all too conventional and have no meaning. Young people these days are becoming more and more abstract, and they don't even have the desire to click on conventional slogans."

"Anyway, let's take a look at a few key points and think about them over and over again. Let's explore them in more depth. Let's work overtime tonight."

When Liang Can heard that his employees were going to voluntarily work overtime, he burst into tears of joy.

"You guys should probably leave work early. The company has a lot of expenses lately, and we're having some financial difficulties. We're almost unable to pay overtime," Liang Can said as he walked over.

Good evening, boss!

"Please have a seat, boss."

"Boss, can you help us come up with a slogan?"

With his hands in his pockets, Liang Can asked Zhang Guo, "Is it an online quiz competition with prizes for students from various universities?"

"Yes, because the event itself isn't very fun, but we don't want to rely entirely on prizes and bonuses to attract traffic, so we're going to put some thought into the slogans."

Zhang Guo shrugged: "It's a pity that I still haven't come up with a suitable slogan."

Liang Can advised, "For this kind of thing, you need to learn to think broadly, grasp a few key elements, and combine them."

"Please enlighten us, boss!"

After glancing at the event plan, Liang Can pointed out a few key elements: "Made in China, campus setting, multiple participants."

Everyone: "?"

Isn't it eye-catching!

This is a really tricky question. Do you want a top student to come and mess with you?

Say what you want!

Your English is terrible! You came all the way from abroad to test me. Tell me, tell me you're from out of town!

"You guys should discuss it again." With that, Liang Can put his hands in his pockets and went back to his office.

Everyone watched Liang Can leave, exchanging bewildered glances.

"Just how much lewd content is in the boss's head?"

"Outrageous! This is what you call core competitiveness!"

(End of this chapter)