1990My Entertainment System

Chapter 153: A low-budget film with a star-studded cast~
The reporter on TV interviewing Wang Fei asked, "What are your current worries?"

Wang Fei: "My current problem is that I'm too famous~"

Goodness, he really doesn't put on any airs at all!
You're so arrogant!
However, she is indeed too famous in Hong Kong.

In Hong Kong and Taiwan, singers of the same age group are basically unrivaled, regardless of whether they are male or female singers!
The pop star's popularity has skyrocketed!

The reporter then asked if I missed Brother Tian'er.

Wang Fei didn't mince words and said directly that if she wanted to, she would just take a flight to Yanjing!
The reporters were stunned!

Finally, perhaps wanting to dig up some juicy gossip, the reporter asked, "Does Brother Tian have other women in Yanjing?"

Wang Fei remained remarkably composed, saying, "How would I know? Go to Beijing and interview them yourself!"

The reporter chuckled awkwardly and didn't dare to say anything.

Believe it or not, there really are paparazzi from Hong Kong who go to Beijing to investigate.

Then I got a few beatings and finally understood what it meant to be under the emperor's nose, in the capital city, where cats and dogs couldn't be allowed to run wild.
The two paparazzi were still investigating Xia Tian's address when they were discovered by Yong Ge's men.

Then those fourteen or fifteen-year-old boys, in groups of six or seven, started to surround and beat up the two paparazzi!
They were beaten three times in one afternoon, and the two paparazzi scrambled to the police station...

As soon as Uncle Hat took away one group of teenagers, another group came and beat them up again!
There's not much you can do about these teenagers; you can only give them a scolding and let them go.

Good heavens, two paparazzi peeked out from outside the police station, and there were teenagers keeping watch at the entrance of a nearby alley, waiting to ambush them.

Finally, Uncle Hat took them to the airport, and that's how they came back alive!
Now no paparazzi will dare to go to Yanjing to dig up juicy stories anymore!

It must be emphasized again that Xia Tian is a tycoon, not a celebrity!

He treats the paparazzi nicely, and the paparazzi have to accept it. If he hires someone to beat up the paparazzi, the paparazzi have to suffer too.

Even the most powerful tycoons and wealthy people here wouldn't dare to mess with Xia Tian, ​​who has connections with both the black and white worlds. What are paparazzi compared to that?
……

Summer spent only an afternoon and half an evening revising the script.

After all, the complete script is in my mind, so it's easy to revise it.

Without further ado, since all my friends are available, let's get started!
And so, the production team for "Nightclub" was formed!
Setting up a film crew in Hong Kong is very simple, with all the necessary "supports" readily available, not to mention that Sunshine Films is exactly what they do.

We decided to make a movie two days ago, finished the script a day ago, and today we rented a convenience store and are having the opening ceremony!

After setting off firecrackers, Xia Tian led the way in offering incense to the wooden carving of Guan Yu, and then tore off the red cloth covering the camera!

Open up!
The movie "Nightclub" is a low-budget film that tells a comedic story that takes place in a 24-hour convenience store.

The original timeline was released in 09, starring Xu Zheng (Xu Guangtou) and Christmas Little Reindeer.

After being revised over the summer, it became:

The protagonist, Leung San-fai (Leung Ka-fai), won the lottery at a convenience store, but the owner (Mui-gu) made a mistake and tried to renege on the payment. In desperation, he and his brother, Fei-xue (Lam Suet), decided to "rob" the convenience store of one night's revenue to get justice.

But the store was out of money, so he kidnapped the shop assistants (Xia Tian and Wang Fei), put on a uniform, and took charge of the supermarket's sales and cash collection. As a result, he encountered a bunch of bizarre customers (friends making cameo appearances)... and finally, he even encountered real robbers...

……

Summer is the time to play a sales clerk; he can't be too handsome.

The makeup artist first put huge black-rimmed glasses on me, made my hair look messy, and made my skin look dull and rough.

But he's still kind of handsome!
Finally, they put a metal braces on him!
It’s better now~
Wang Fei's style was simple; she just drew whatever came to mind.
……

Ahui: "Feixue! Feixue!"

Lin Xue rushed in wearing stockings!
Ahui went up to him and gave him a hard slap on the neck: "What are you doing? What are you doing with this thing?"

Fei Xue: "You're robbing me!"

"Who said we're robbing you! We're here to collect a debt!"

The female shop assistant, Wang Fei, turned to make a phone call, but Ahui and Feixue snatched it away and stomped on it!
Fei Xue: "Whoever calls the police, I'll beat them up!"

Wang Fei: "Who said we were going to call the police? Aren't you here to collect a debt? I'll call the boss's wife!"

There was silence...

Suddenly someone burst out laughing, "Pfft~", a lighting technician couldn't help but laugh out loud!

"I'm so sorry, Brother Tian'er, it's my fault." Xia Tian waved his hand: "It's okay, we've passed this take."

Next up, Fly Bro, wearing stockings, burst in: "Robbery!"

He's my roommate who's coming to share an apartment with me this summer. He's also an extra in an acting role; he's getting a feel for the character of a robber tomorrow.
Then he was knocked down by Ahui's stun gun!

Summer suggested giving Brother Fly a similar afro hairstyle to Zhao Yingjun's.
The humor level is off the charts!

While the others were in a chaotic mess, Brother Fly secretly got up, crept to the door, and said, "Haha, bye-bye~" as he turned around and bumped into the freezer!
He mistook the door of the upright freezer for the shop entrance...

Summer and Wang Fei were tied up and locked in the landlady's office, which had been converted into a family karaoke room. Ah Hui then fantasized that the landlady was singing there, supposed to be "I Won't Pay Back the Money," but it was sung to the tune of "Sweet Honey."
Anita Mui styled her hair like Sister Yun with long hair: "I won't pay back the money, I just won't pay back the money, I won't pay back the money, I just won't pay back the money~"

When Ahui and Lin Xue changed into their shop assistant uniforms and started selling goods and collecting money, the first couple of customers arrived.

It was Sister Yun who arrived, along with her good friend, Ricky Hui (Man-choi, Uncle Nine's apprentice).
Back in the 1980s, when Sister Yun was filming her album's music video in Hong Kong, the song "Going Back to My Mother's Home" was filmed with Ricky Hui, and they had a very good relationship.

Sister Yun's character is that of a rather harsh woman: "You eat my food, wear my clothes, and drink my drinks, and you still flirt with other women right in front of me!"

As a result, Ah Hui and Fei Xue, who were already harsh and still harboring resentment, were scolded by Sister Yun for not understanding the cash register equipment: "You can't even handle payments? Are you crazy? What are you still doing here? Have you taken the wrong medicine?!"

Seeing her boss being humiliated, Fei Xue put on stockings and pretended to be tough, but Sister Yun was even more fearless and gave her a barrage of insults and curses!
Hui Koon-ying, looking distressed, snapped, "Enough! I've had enough of you! You can look down on me, but you can't look down on disabled people! Didn't you notice they're both deaf and mute?"

Then Sister Yun changed her attitude, didn't dare to say a word, acted like a little bird clinging to someone, and even said "I'm sorry" before leaving!

During the filming of this scene, everyone burst into laughter many times, especially Sister Yun herself.

It took many attempts to get into character before I could perform it.

Everyone was laughing so hard they almost collapsed!
During this time, Xia Tian, ​​who was tied up, used his foot to poke the telephone cord, knocking the instant noodles off the table. The noodles fell right onto the face of the unconscious Fly Brother, waking him up!
"Call the police!"

Just as Brother Fly was sitting in his boss's chair and made a phone call, Fatty Xue walked in...

Fly: "Hey director, I don't think this role is suitable for me. How about Andy Lau, or Leon Lai?" He awkwardly hung up the phone.

Then Fei Xue went up and used the electric baton again. With a sizzle, Brother Fly, who still had noodles hanging on his head, screamed and went offline again!
This movie is fast-paced and packed with jokes.

……

The second customer was the nitpicky, difficult type; he bought a cup of soy milk and started nagging!
This summer, they hired Uncle Da (a famous Taiwanese comedian) to do their eyebrows, making them look a bit like the boss from "The God of Cookery," but in a more down-to-earth, street-style version.
"First...second...third..." nitpicking everywhere!
Uncle Da's acting is still very good, and he's incredibly annoying!
Uncle Da: "I'll let the first three points go, but Little Steel Teeth, why didn't you give me a straw when I bought soy milk?"

Xia Tian, ​​who was asked to come out to work at the cashier, said: "The soy milk is hot, and it's too hot to drink with a straw."

Uncle Da launched into another long-winded explanation, finding a strong sense of superiority in it, and his expression became more satisfied: "...Alright. I feel like my words have touched your souls, so I won't say any more. My lawyer will tell you!"

Uncle Da showed off, took the soy milk and went out, still gloating to Xia Tian and A Hui outside the door. But when he took a sip of the hot soy milk, he burned himself and dropped it on the ground!

The two gloated for a while, and then Ahui instructed Xia Tian to keep track of the snacks Fei Xue ate and deduct them from the lottery money.

He also explained that Fei Xue came from the inland to stay with his younger brother, but all the money she had was swindled out of her when she was looking for a job, as it was used as a deposit...

This serves to flesh out the character and lay the groundwork for the subsequent plot.

The next customer was Xia Tian's high school classmate, A Rong. A Rong seemed to have made it big, and he even brought Lin Qingxia along. He showed off to Xia Tian, ​​talking about his nice cars and what kind of projects he was working on...

After everyone left, Ahui was still trying to comfort Xia Tian, ​​but Xia Tian said, "Brother Hui, my classmate took something without paying!"

The customer behind him was a big shot with a bodyguard in a suit, and the actor he hired was Jung Dong-han from PolyGram.

He overheard Fly Bro singing karaoke in the office, admired his voice, left his business card, and left with a flourish—in reality, Zhang Xueyou sang under his tutelage.
Summer, who seized the opportunity to run out for help, happened to run into Aunt Mei, the proprietress, who was returning with a cigarette in her mouth.
Mei Gu's boss lady character is rather harsh in the early stages.
She acted exceptionally well!

Mei Gu, carrying several cans of Coke in a plastic bag, used it as a flail to beat Ah Hui: "You're a woman!"

"I wouldn't dare hit you!"

"Give me my money back!"

This summer, I deliberately imitated the style of the landlady in "Kung Fu Hustle"~
Summer: I suspect you're withholding your subordinates' wages; you don't seem to be acting!

Anita Mui's agent was still on her side, trying to explain.
The night shift taxi driver who also used the hot water in the back was Xu Jinjiang.
Just as Ah Hui was about to give up, Big Fool, a robber wearing a red hat and carrying a gun, appeared.
Then Officer Nine appeared!
Next up is Chan Pak-cheung, the supermarket deliveryman who's asleep in the warehouse.
……

In the end, the movie naturally has a happy ending!

The robbers were caught, and Xia Tian, ​​after removing his glasses and braces, became handsome again and got together with Wang Fei.
Because of that big shot's business card, Brother Fly debuted as a singer, and Brother Lek became his manager.

Ah Fai's sense of responsibility at the last minute won over the proprietress, Aunt Mei, and the two got together.
Yes, from the start of filming to the end, it took a total of 13 days!
Call it a day!
(End of this chapter)