The Song Dynasty on the Sand Table

Chapter 9 Fairy Pig
Yue Wenxuan possessed Guan Erye, stroking his long beard. His phoenix eyes shone with a sense of authority. He asked knowingly, "We gave you plenty of food yesterday. Why are you still eating such poor food? How can you have the strength to fight the barbarians if you eat this kind of food every day?"

Madam Gong Er and Qian Zhuoqun looked at each other and saw embarrassment in each other's eyes.

After several seconds, Qian Zhuoqun mustered up the courage to say, "Second Master, we are just... just..."

The words are on the tip of my tongue but I don't know how to start.

Yue Wenxuan laughed loudly and said, "Are you worried that my good friend Wenxuan will no longer help you?"

Qian Zhuoqun lowered his head, his face redder than Guan Erye's.

Yue Wenxuan said, "How could you possibly hide your little thoughts from my good friend? He had already figured it out. He asked me to come here today so that he could put your minds at ease."

After saying that, he stretched out his hand and waved towards the sky...

After realizing everything, he returned to the box, picked up another set of "Harvest Ornaments" and put them into the sandbox.

The rebel soldiers now had an additional five or six hundred kilograms of food.

Everyone was slightly stunned, and then cheered: "There's food again."

Madam Gong Er and Qian Zhuoqun couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: It turns out that Master Wenxuan really intends to continue to support us.

"Just eating these, without any meat or fish, won't strengthen your body." Yue Wenxuan continued, "When I return, I'll ask my third brother to bring you some meat."

Everyone thought: Could the third brother that Guan Erye mentioned be... Zhang Fei?
Just as I thought of this, I saw Guan Yu ascend to the sky on the spot, and instantly flew into the clouds and disappeared. The next moment, a strong man wearing heavy armor, with dark skin and a full beard fell from the sky, holding a Zhangba Snake Spear in his hand. It was Zhang Fei, who was often mentioned in folk legends.

This was of course Yue Wenxuan's bad taste. He planned to send some meat to the rebel army, and when he thought of meat, he naturally thought of Zhang Fei. In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhang Fei was a pork vendor.

Sending Zhang Fei to deliver pork is called [professional matching].

Yue Wenxuan took out a set of "plastic pig" toys from the display cabinet.

The toy pigs are priced at 28.8 yuan per set. The set consists of five pieces, including a large boar, a large sow, and three piglets.

You don't need to put them all in for now, just one will be enough.

Gong Erniang and others only saw a strange big fat pig weighing at least 300 pounds falling from the sky and landing at Zhang Fei's feet with a thud.

Yue Wenxuan's consciousness had already switched to Zhang Fei's body. He spoke, this time with a Hebei accent. His voice was rough and bold, completely different from Guan Yu's elegant and steady voice: "I am Zhang Yide from Yan, hahahaha!"

Madam Gong Er and the others quickly bowed deeply: "Greetings, Master Zhang San."

Yue Wenxuan raised his foot and gently kicked the fat pig on the butt: "My good friend Yue Wenxuan prepared a big fat pig for you and asked me to help deliver it. Let's kill it and eat the meat. Eat well and get healthy before going to kill the bandits."

Madam Gong Er and the others all looked at the big fat pig.

Weird, weird!
Why does the pig look like this?
Shouldn't it be black? Why is it a white pig?

It turns out that the domestic pigs raised in Shandong Province during the Song Dynasty were a breed called black-brisled pigs. They had black fur, short heads and feet, and many wrinkles on their skin. Their appearance was quite unsightly, and one could even say that they looked very fierce.

Zhu Bajie in "Black Myth: Wukong" looks like a black-brimmed pig after his fangs are pulled out.

However, what Yue Wenxuan sent them were large white pigs introduced from Britain after the founding of the People's Republic of China. They were white, fat, with big ears, and looked very cute, without any signs of ferocity.

In the 86 version of "Journey to the West", Zhu Bajie looks like a big white pig without a hat.

From this perspective, the characters in the 86 version of "Journey to the West" are obviously disrespectful to history. Please, rationalists, go all out and fire fiercely at the 86 version of "Journey to the West". Well, I've gone off topic, let's get back to the topic.

Yue Wenxuan's move was like the British introduction hundreds of years later. Who wouldn't be confused by it?
The tall and thin man was the first to shout out: "This... is this a fairy pig?"

Everyone was shocked: "You want us to kill the immortal pig and eat its meat?" "I dare not eat the immortal pig."

Yue Wenxuan chuckled, and Zhang Fei's face looked unexpectedly ferocious when he smiled. He spoke with a sense of heroism in his voice: "Don't be afraid! This is not a fairy pig, it's just a pig I raise for fun. You can kill it and eat it as you like."

The rebel soldiers didn't dare to respond and had to put on a smile.

"Look at you wimps," Yue Wenxuan shouted. "You can't even handle a pig, how dare you kill a thief? I can't stand it anymore. Take care of yourselves."

After saying that, he flew up and disappeared into the clouds in an instant.

Only the big, fat, white pig remained in the field, looking at the people around it with a naive look...

Hundreds of volunteers surrounded a pig and fell into an awkward situation.

Madam Gong Er was the first to speak: "What should we do with this pig?"

Qian Zhuoqun said, "It seems that Master Wenxuan asked Master Zhang San to give it to us. He just instructed us to eat pork. Only when we have fat in our stomachs will we have the strength to kill the gold thieves."

Madam Gong Er: "That being said, this pig is a fairy pig. How can a mortal kill it?"

Qian Zhuoqun spread his hands: "Well..."

The two of them looked conflicted. Only a brave person would dare to do this.

They always thought they were brave enough to rise up and fight against the Jin Dynasty, and were considered the bravest people in Jiaodong. However, when it came to killing the fairy pig, they couldn't help but back off.

"Who will kill this pig?"

"I dare not kill."

"I wouldn't dare!"

"Or, why not just keep it?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? There's not enough food for people, so where will we get feed to feed the pigs?"

"The True Lord didn't send this pig to us to raise. He wanted us to kill it and eat its meat so that we would have the strength to kill the gold thieves. If we don't kill it, we will be violating the Immortal's order."

"This is how to do ah?"

At this point, we have no choice but to draw lots.

About one hundred people were divided into eleven groups to draw lots. Each group chose one unlucky person, and then the eleven unlucky people were gathered together to draw lots to decide the "unluckiest person".

After a while...

The tall and thin man held the shortest bamboo stick in his hand and said with a look of annoyance: "I won."

Yue Wenxuan couldn't help laughing as he watched them doing this activity outside the sandbox. He didn't expect that the ancients were so superstitious that they would do so many things even when killing a pig. This video couldn't be wasted. He would process it and upload it later.

Madam Gong Er handed the tall and thin man a knife.

A few unlucky guys mustered up the courage to hold down the big white pig. The tall and thin man also mustered up the courage to walk in front of the big white pig, still muttering incessantly: "God, please don't strike me with thunder, I'm just following orders..."

"puff!"

The plastic knife was stabbed into the plastic pig's neck and then pulled horizontally.

Someone nearby quickly handed over a newly hooped wooden basin to collect the blood. The group of people were in a panic, but also a little excited. Who couldn't help but be excited when there was meat to eat?
(End of this chapter)