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Chapter 369 The Old Undead Descends Beside Me

After leaving that world, Xue Daoli felt as if he had forgotten something.

Yes, I forgot to remind Howard that the first step to winning over those beast-eared girls is to defeat them.

In a world where purity enters the brain and vomit replaces thought, don't expect any normal views on love.

Perhaps the next generation of children won't be like this, but those polluters who were liberated from the eternal winter rule of the dragons will probably all be a bunch of lunatics.

I forgot to inform Howard about this, it shouldn't be a big problem, right?
Maybe?
Xue Law began to have some doubts. Could it be that Howard was beaten to his knees and developed a psychological trauma, and then fell in love with the pretty Xiao Nanliang over there?
After all, in that world, boys and girls didn't start to experience significant secondary development until they were over sixteen years old.

Oh well, good luck to you.

Before that, Xue noticed some changes in the [Glimmering Sand] on his body.

The amount of sand inside had clearly increased, and Xue's perception was not an illusion; he felt his emotions had recovered considerably.

For example, when Howard died of decompression sickness, he was angry that he hadn't paid attention in class.

Besides regulating emotions, this treasure can also store energy. According to his senses, if he were to use the existing sand within, he could use the power of the Destroyer God for about 3 minutes without the support of the world's consciousness.

Xue Luding took a deep breath. He suddenly felt that this treasure was more like a backup hidden energy source, capable of storing up energy that he didn't usually need and then unleashing it all at once when needed.

However, the "Glimmering Sands" do not collect energy, but rather abstract concepts like "beauty and hope."

Xue Law doesn't know if this stored beauty and hope will be taken back. Maybe when Howard is beaten to his knees by the beast-eared girl, the sand inside will be reduced?

Let's see in a couple of days...

Unbeknownst to Xue, Howard was caught and given a severe beating the moment he left, and was now groaning in the medical room while waiting for his medication.

His dream of another world shattered...

Why did that seemingly frail and fragile woman suddenly let out a strange cry, shouting something like "Power, I command you to come out," and then a Tyrannosaurus Rex grew from her shoulder?
What kind of crazy world is this?!

"Don't try to confess your feelings like others if you're not pure enough, or you'll end up like this. Only after you've mastered your own purity can you have the right to choose a partner!" The doctor in the medical room unceremoniously took out a needle and sucked out the medicine from the bottle.

"Oh... how do I obtain purity?" Howard asked.

Although he hadn't been in this world for long, the words he heard most often were power, puva, ​​and purity.

He realized that purity might be the extraordinary power of this world, so to have the right to choose a mate, one must control purity!

“Purity, I’ll demonstrate it for you.” The doctor silently took out the needle, and the next moment, his face was covered with shadows and lines.

Howard: "..."

"You bunch of inherently evil wounds and germs, come! Die on my Netherworld Soul-Chasing Needles!" the doctor roared.

Howard was stunned, but what stunned him even more was that his wound instantly detached from his body, turning into a bloody, bacteria-covered monster.

The monster roared, "You damned quack! I'll make this brat suffer eternal infection and pain! You won't stop me!"

Howard: "???"

"Eh! Enough talk, just take my antibiotic and tetanus shot!"

"You've been waiting for me! Trauma bacteria, come out! Eat!"

The monster and the doctor fought each other. The doctor's scalpel and needles easily severed the monster's limbs. After the monster stubbornly said, "I will be back," the entire medical room fell silent.

Howard: "Tear!"

He was stabbed hard in the buttocks, and the moment the cold liquid entered his anus, he felt his whole body tremble violently.

"Alright, this is purity. Your wound has been stunned by my purity, and it should be almost healed by tomorrow," the doctor calmly stated, stating the common sense of this world.

If the commander hadn't come to ask him to teach this newcomer, he wouldn't have come to demonstrate to this kid just because of this injury.

After all, he was a pure divine healer who possessed the "Blood of the False Curse".

Howard: "?"

What kind of purity is this stuff? It turns out it can mimic all difficulties as enemies. So, if you defeat those mimicked enemies, you can defeat the difficulties?
What kind of insane world is this?

Damn it, I want to go home, I want to go home!

I don't want pretty animal-eared girls anymore, I want to go home, I want to go back to Boston and be a happy homeless person!
However, there is no Boston here, only Boston. The doors are welded shut; don't even think about getting off.

As Howard struggled to leave the medical room, he stared blankly at the doorway where a tiger-woman stood with her arms crossed.

Howard shuddered instantly and immediately prepared to run away.

However, the next moment, his collar was grabbed and he was lifted up.

"Kid, if you want to pursue me, don't act like a weakling. If other people knew that only people like you were pursuing me, you would ruin my reputation!"

Howard: "..."

Sister, I was wrong. Please forgive me. I take back what I said before. Otherwise, I'll stay single for the rest of my life...

"So I've decided that I'll at least teach you what purity is before I let you go! That's why I'll beat you to your knees every time I see you, until I'm satisfied!"

Howard: "..."

"Ooh o ...

"I understand what purity is now! Xue's Law, you deserve to die!"

"Lao Xue, how could you be so mean! If I ever get the chance to go back, I'm going to kick your ass hard with Aunt Mary's leather boots!"

Every time he thinks about why he was so crazy as to want to go to another world, and why Xue Dinglu smiled like that when he heard that he was going to another world, he wishes he could go back to yesterday and beat up his good-for-nothing self!

This means we've already mastered the basics of purity!
"Ancient Biological Magic - Killing Xue Ba Fist - Ultimate True Form! Ye!" Howard roared, and countless ancient biological overlords appeared around him.

There are Anomalocaris from hundreds of millions of years ago, the surviving trilobite, the giant nautilus, and the Permian Gyrodon... These ancient creature phantoms are all stained with dragon blood, fierce and ferocious.

These are all the ancient species he researched and published papers on when he was a paleontology teaching assistant! This is the power surging from within him! This is his purity!
"Good, good, good! This is the purity I want! Bloodthirsty Berserker Dragon, come out! Fight!"

The ferocious Tyrannosaurus Rex reappears from the shoulder, this time it's a battle between the Tyrannosaurus Rex and an all-star cast of ancient creatures.

five minutes later……

Howard lay on the ground, staring blankly at the otherworldly night sky where four moons coexisted. Had he still lost this time, even summoning all the ancient creatures he had unearthed…?

I was still brutally beaten without being able to fight back, so am I finished now?
Xue's Law, how could you be so mean!

A thought surged from the bottom of his heart to kick Xue Luding's butt hard with his leather boots. His lost strength returned a little, but he could only stand up with difficulty and look at the tiger girl opposite him who was panting heavily with a gritted teeth expression.

"You can still stand up like this? Your purity is not bad! Kid, what's your name?" The tiger-like woman revealed a pleased smile, seemingly having finally had her fill of beating.

“Howard! A paleontologist, and also a molecular biologist.” Howard said his name.

However, after he finished speaking, he only felt a wave of dizziness, just as his body was about to make intimate contact with the ground.

Suddenly, a warm embrace pulled him into a hug. Howard was stunned for a moment, realizing that he was actually being held in the arms of that woman.

"Kid, your purity isn't bad, but you're too immature! However, it's barely enough to satisfy me. Don't worry, I'll come see you every day. If one day your purity truly satisfies me..."

She smiled, the same smile she had when she first met Howard, and said, "I'll make you my first man!"

Howard's pupils contracted.

For some reason, he felt his heart pounding wildly in that broad embrace.

"Work hard! I'm waiting for you to grow tomorrow, little man!"

She carried Howard to the infirmary and threw him onto the bed.

The doctor watched their play with a blank expression. Even after the woman left in a hurry, Howard still stared blankly at the ceiling, his heart pounding.

"The person is gone, and you're still thinking about it?" The doctor looked speechlessly at Howard, whose body was once again covered in wounds.

"Hehe, I get it! That's why she treats me like this. This is how love is expressed here! I understand! Hehe, hehehe!" Howard laughed, suddenly discovering the beauty of this world.

There's no deceit or treachery, no need to consider whether the other person is sincere, no need to doubt whether your wife still loves you, and no need to worry about being betrayed or sued for domestic violence and rape in court.

As long as you demonstrate your purity, the clash between purityes will naturally allow you to understand the other person's intentions and affections through the fist!
He understood, he understood everything! And through the collision of their pure essences just now, he gradually sensed the other person's feelings.

It's a feeling that falls somewhere between fondness and liking! Presumably, as long as one's purity meets the standard, only love will remain!
"I think I'm starting to like this place."

"So this is true love! I get it! I get it! Croak!" Howard exclaimed.

"I love you, Mahua Mahua, come over here quickly for an injection, then stitch up the wound!" The doctor stuck a needle directly into his butt.

"Ah oh oh oh oh, oh ho ho ho!"

Screams filled the Cambridge tonight.

……

If Xue's Law could be seen now, there would probably be a lot more sand in the [Sand of Glimmering Light], right?
However, he has now been teleported back to his home, and the little witch inside him seems to be asleep. The sealing of the divine tree was really not dangerous for Xue Lude.

It wasn't even an adventure; the biggest danger was actually Howard himself.

So the little witch just made a couple of sarcastic remarks and then watched silently.

As Xue Dinglu gradually got busy with miscellaneous tasks, she seemed to have fallen asleep.

Xue Daoli shrugged. The little witch is now just like the old Barak in the past. She doesn't even have the ability to solidify her soul anymore. She's just a little bit of a soul left.

Xue even suspected that if it weren't for the Divine Purification Demon Eye installed in his pupils, the little witch might have already been destroyed by Margaret's schemes. In the end, it was only because of the Divine Purification Demon Eye in his eye sockets that her soul was preserved in the consciousness space.

It's also possible that this was the plan of their world's savior team, who ultimately chose to entrust the power of the demon to themselves rather than the little witch, and that's the meaning behind it.

Finally, did the rescue team think that Su Su could still have a sliver of a future?

Xue's Law is just a guess right now, but it's fine as it is. The dormitory in the consciousness space is full of empty rooms, so it doesn't matter if there's a guy who just wants to eat and wait to die.

A darker approach would be to use the life his mother gave Howard on the little witch, which would likely bring her back to life.

But Xue's Law wouldn't do that. Perhaps he'll only give the little witch a second blank life when his mother gives him one.

Upon arriving at Xuejiaqiao Village, Xue Dinglu slowly stepped into his family's courtyard.

It's so quiet at home today. It should be dinnertime, but even with the lights on, there's no smell of dinner wafting out.

Perhaps the family went to the restaurant? Or have they already finished eating?

With that thought in mind, Xue Dinglu silently opened the door.

While opening the door, he was thinking about other things. Actually, resurrecting the little witch is both difficult and easy. All you need is for the world consciousness to create a body that is most compatible with the soul, so that the soul can be reincarnated, instead of just creating a body and putting it in someone else's body.

That's possession by a ghost, not resurrection.

My mom's red ball is actually a kind of reincarnation process, a simple and efficient one.

"I'm back," Xue Dinglu said as usual, before stepping into the house.

Then he stayed where he was, because what appeared before his eyes were not only his aunt, but also his two daughters and Fafnir, but also an old man with a full head of white hair and a familiar beautiful woman in the living room.

At this moment, Little Dragon Girl seemed to be rubbing against the beautiful woman's chest in a coquettish manner, and said to the old ghost with a smile, "Grandpa."

"Ah!" Old Deng smiled like a chrysanthemum when he heard the word "Grandpa".

Then, the moment Old Barak turned around and saw Xue Lude, he exclaimed with delight, "Xue kid!"

Xue Law: "..."

Upon hearing this, Xue Dinglu instantly recognized who it was. Even though he had never seen the old undead's human form, the undead aura emanating from its voice made Xue Dinglu lose his composure.

"Sorry, I'm just an electrician passing by. I'm sorry to bother you..." Xue Dinglu blurted out his rubbish without hesitation, and immediately prepared to close the door and go to the parallel world.

He remembered that there was a mercenary company in the parallel world, and he wanted to go see how they were doing in cleaning up the remnants of the Divine Tree.

There are still hundreds of millions of remnants of the divine tree in parallel worlds, those inherently evil remnants, and I will personally eliminate you all!
Unexpectedly, the old ghost excitedly leaped forward and charged right in front of Xue Luding, grabbing the doorknob tightly and preventing him from closing the door.

"You wicked little devil, you've really made us search for you!" came the old ghost's eerie voice.

"Let go of me, this is my house, old man!" Xue Daolu felt like he was about to put on a mask of pain.

Wow, this is crazy! How did the old undead find his own home?!
(End of this chapter)