My portable grandfather refreshes every week

Chapter 322 Why are the new and old Deng only half-bodied?

My name is Xue Dinglu. I love playing the aristocrat's head-nodding game. I'm unmarried but have two kids. I live in Xuejiaqiao, Jiangcheng. I go to class at eight o'clock every morning and finish at five o'clock in the afternoon. I don't smoke, and I only drink a little. I go to bed at three o'clock every morning, and after a short nap, I get up again. Old Deng says I'm not far from death.

Xue Lude stared blankly at the advanced mathematics formulas on the blackboard. In the blink of an eye, the entire blackboard had turned into English.
Oh, so advanced mathematics is all letters!

However, relying on his memories from the parallel world, he gritted his teeth and kept up with the pace. After all, he had skipped class for more than half a week again, and this time when he came back, he was essentially starting directly from the second chapter of advanced mathematics.

He always thought he was a top student in high school, since he could basically understand everything at a glance and could be in the top three in the whole school by doing more practice problems.

But when he arrived at USTC, he realized that he was just a genius among ordinary people, and this was only the threshold for entering USTC.

And here, everyone is a genius like that.

With the addition of skipping classes and having my mind filled with magic, the knowledge I once learned gradually began to drift away from me, and I felt like I had suddenly gone from a top student to a slacker.

What made him even more upset was...

"Daddy, Daddy, Guangguang, I want Guangguang!" In the consciousness space, a childish voice kept shouting, which made Xue's Law, who was forcibly keeping up with the teacher's advanced mathematical thinking, even more troubled.

This is his second daughter, the Insect-Eating Tree. After discussing it with the family, she was named Xue Lingshu, which corresponds to Xue Linglong, the name of Xiaolongniang.

She hasn't taken human form yet, so everything she does every day is...

"Daddy, Daddy, I want to eat bugs! I want to drink water!" The tree thousands of meters tall in the consciousness space kept shaking its branches, making the consciousness space feel as if it had experienced a major earthquake.

Xue Luding's fingers bulged with veins, almost crushing the ballpoint pen in his hand. Then, Little Tree Mother stared at the derivative formula on the blackboard with a puzzled look, the leaves rustling, and said, "I don't understand."

Xue's Law: "Eh! No regrets for killing a woman!"

Xue Dinglu really had the urge to physically teach someone a lesson, but this interruption made him forget what had happened before.

Xue's Law only thinks about when his annoying, drafty little cotton-padded jacket will finally take human form, and then he can go home and play.

You could form a band, just like the eldest daughter in the family. You could go form a band and leave him at home drinking beer.

Meanwhile, the youngest daughter seemed completely unaware that Xue's Law was encountering the monster of derivatives in class, with higher-order implicit derivatives being as powerful as ghosts and gods, and that it took all her strength to barely defeat it... and she was just adding to the frustration.

"That's how higher-order differentiation works, do you understand?" the bald, Mediterranean-looking math teacher on the podium said.

"I don't understand!" Little Tree Mother blurted out, making Xue Dinglu's mind buzz.

This class is impossible to attend!

Xue Dinglu stared at the podium with a look of utter despair. Finally, the torture-like class and his little daughter's buzzing noise came to an end.

He quietly left the classroom and came into the sunlight, whereupon the little tree mother immediately made excited babbling sounds.

Xue Luding stared silently at the little tree girl, her dead fish eyes devoid of any hope for life.

How about we plant it on Earth? Or give it to Mom?

"You'd better not. I haven't finished dealing with the roots of the sacred tree underground in Boston yet. Don't give me something that will cause me even more trouble." A voice suddenly came.

Xue's Law then remembered that there was a huge thing underground in Boston.

However, he now has a way to get rid of that guy: he seals himself as a vessel.

Unfortunately, his consciousness space was already full.

Before Little Tree Mother left, there was no way to stuff that big thing inside.

He could only keep coaxing his daughter, unwilling to be bothered by her constant chatter in his ear.

Or, you could try to lull her to sleep.

But I'm sorry to say, Little Tree Mommy doesn't sleep!

Looking at the countdown, it was time to refresh the passengers again. However, looking at the giant tree in the consciousness space that seemed to have surpassed the subspace, Xue Luding sighed, hoping that the new passengers would not be frightened.

Or, perhaps the new person can help soothe this troublesome little darling.

When the countdown reached zero, half of my body suddenly fell into the consciousness space.

Xue Law: “?”

The lower half of the body stood in the space of consciousness, without an upper body, only organs and the constantly writhing fleshy buds were born at the cut of the lower body.

"Jailer! Is that you, jailer? I've found your butt!" Xue Dinglu looked at the half-dead corpse...

Oh, it's the Ninth Apostle...

Xue's eyes returned to their deadpan state. This time, the passengers were not even alive; they had no consciousness and were just half a body.

Oh, it seems he cut off this half of the body.

The upper half of the body was inside the interstellar column, while the lower half of the body should have been swept away by the spatial turbulence, but somehow it returned to its own consciousness space after going around in circles.

So, is this passenger half of the body?
"Yes, it would be a waste to throw this away. It's better to use it as fertilizer for our granddaughter than to leave it in some dark, sunless void," Mom said.

Xue Lude continued to stare with his dead fish eyes. It seemed that nothing had happened this time. The universe was so peaceful, and there were no signs of apostles causing trouble. This was completely different from the past.

"With this, my granddaughter should be able to grow up quickly and successfully transform into human form."

"Oh, thank you, Mom. I love you, Mom. Xue Lingshu, quickly say thank you to Grandma!" Xue Dinglu immediately changed his expression and said to the little tree mother in the consciousness space.

"Thank you, Grandma!" Little Tree Mother seemed not to know who Grandma was, but she decisively listened to Xue Dinglu's words and said directly.

Earth's consciousness seemed to give a soft hum, then ignored it and fell into a deep sleep.

Xue Dinglu happily put away his lower body, which was extremely nutritious.

If broken up, it might become the best fertilizer for the little tree mother.

However, Xue Lude was still cautious and did not feed it directly. After all, this was the lower half of the apostle's body, and there was no guarantee that there would be something strange inside. If he really fed it to Little Tree Mother rashly, causing her to be possessed and then commit patricide without regret, then Xue Lude would really have nowhere to cry.

After all, they are now father and daughter, and half of the cells and energy in her body are derived from Xue's Law.

How one's other half of the genes were perfectly fused with that of the prokaryotic cell-like creature, Little Tree Mother, is a topic that would be completely baffling to any scholar in the biological world.

But that's how the cursed blood works. This tree, from both a biological and spiritual perspective, is a derivative of Xue's Law, a descendant.

Magic, isn't it amazing!
Xue looked at the timetable; the next class was "Medical Experiment Class".

That's alright. Lab classes are his forte. There's no way around it. While other medical students can only touch a dummy once a month, Xue Lude has already mastered the physiological structure of almost any living being through the cursed blood. In fact, he currently has hundreds of millions of human heads hanging above his head.

If you include the insects in the super Iron Curtain, there could be over ten billion heads. A pragmatist, he was more familiar with medical and biological experiments than with any subject he had ever studied.

After that, Xue's Law spent his time studying the apostle's lower body and listening to Little Tree Girl's chatter.

After a day of research, he actually managed to figure something out.

The lower body is still alive and even has simple thoughts.

Even though it was cut in half at the waist, and even though its lower body had separated from its original body, the remaining vertebra actually began to think and took on the structure of the brain.

This level of vitality and regeneration left Xue's Law speechless. Perhaps if given some time, that vertebra would gradually evolve into a brain, and then the Ninth Apostle would return.

"Never underestimate the enemy," Xue Dinglu thought to himself.

Subsequently, Xue Luding meticulously sliced ​​the spine into minced meat using his Dimensional Slash. To prevent the corpse from resurrecting, Xue Luding treated the lower body very seriously, employing techniques including vertical decapitation, horizontal decapitation, splitting decapitation, and explosive decapitation...

Xue Dalu finally breathed a sigh of relief after every single cell in his lower body had been completely destroyed.

Feeling still a bit uneasy, he used his fiery power to completely reduce all the dead cells to ashes before finally breathing a sigh of relief.

"Doing this results in a significant loss of energy," Mom reminded me.

"Better safe than sorry. Even if we lose more than half of our energy, it's fine." Xue Dinglu said, collecting the remaining ashes and remains and crushing them completely.

"Wow, Dad, you look like a murderous dismemberment maniac from a movie," Little Tree Mom complained, especially feeling that her father was too cruel, practically a dismemberment machine.

"When did you watch the movie?" Xue asked, puzzled.

“Yesterday, Sister Linglong and Sister Fafna took me to see a story about a serial killer. Dad, you were just like that dismemberment maniac in the movie,” Little Tree Mother continued.

"Wait a minute, you can watch TV?" Xue Dinglu asked in surprise.

Yesterday, he did send Little Dragon Girl and Fafnir to the Consciousness Space to comfort the child, while he was busy with other things and did not pay attention to the Consciousness Space.

I got stuck in my thought patterns and assumed that Little Tree Mom couldn't watch TV, which was why she kept bothering me. I should have just let her watch Ultraman.

While processing the ashes and turning them into fertilizer, Xue Luding asked, "So, what's your opinion?"

Xue looked at the huge tree, which was thousands of meters tall. He wondered how she could see something as small as a cell phone.

"Place it in front of my seed, and I will be able to see it."

Upon hearing his daughter's request, Xue Luding's lips twitched. He took out his phone, switched to "Ultraman Tiga," and then went to the "Seed of the World." He found that a wooden phone stand had been made there, so as long as he put his phone on it, it would always face the Seed of the World.

The younger daughter seems surprisingly intelligent? She's also very capable with her hands, completely different from the older daughter who seems a bit slow and dull.

Xue Dinglu didn't hesitate much and immediately put Ultraman on the screen.

But the younger daughter seemed dissatisfied, saying, "I still want to see that German killer from yesterday..."

"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?" Xue asked tentatively.

"No, no, it's called something like... The German Serial Killer! Yes, that's it! I want to see this, I really want to see this!"

Xue Law: "..."

Xue Dinglu took a look and found that there really was such a movie, and the protagonist was that monster who looked exactly like a certain failed art student...

Xue Law: "..."

What exactly do Fafnir and Little Dragon Girl watch in private?
He really couldn't hold back anymore. Just now, Little Tree Mother had said that she looked a lot like this serial killer...

……

No longer fighting with his daughter, Xue finally succeeded in creating the glittering fertilizer after a series of cutting, burning, alchemy, and magic.

Moreover, he also discovered something else noteworthy on the apostle's body.

The coordinates of the Ninth Apostle's home planet!
Xue's Law was stunned when he found this thing.

go? Still not going?

Xue Lude was shocked to learn that the Ninth Apostle's homeland was located there. He was even stunned for a moment after obtaining the coordinates.

However, reason prevailed over his adventurous thoughts. After all, tonight was the start of the new session of the Mist Council, and Xue Luding planned to explore the apostle's homeland after the Mist Council concluded.

All he knew was that the Ninth Apostle had killed the world consciousness of his home planet and taken its place, and from then on, he had turned his planet into a pasture capable of providing population and energy.

In fact, the Ninth Apostle's attitude toward his home planet was almost exactly the same as that of Zeus. If Zeus had successfully completed the creation of the world and seized power over it, he probably would have done the same thing as the Ninth Apostle.

As for whether Zeus would plant a tree if he knew about the divine tree.

He was willing to exterminate all the people of Greece in order to seize power over the world. What else wouldn't he do?

Who knows, he might even go and sow seeds wildly and reproduce, hanging all his offspring on the sacred tree.

Xue's Law never overestimates Zeus's morality, because he simply didn't have it.

So when the Ninth Apostle's actions resembled those of Zeus, Xue Dinglu panicked and resorted to the most ruthless methods to deal with him.

……

While Xue Lude was pondering the matter of the Ninth Apostle, Little Tree Girl seemed to have stopped clamoring to watch the German serial killer and was instead intently watching Ultraman.

Xue's Law is also under consideration.

After school, the house was just as usual. Aunt was cooking, Little Dragon Girl was watching TV, and White Crow and Siam were learning about plant cultivation and animal husbandry, respectively. They seemed to have found their own paths.

As for Fafnir, when she wasn't having a fit, she would always be studying in her study, working as hard as a high school senior, trying to make up for the six years of gap between junior high and high school in just one month.

After patting Xiaolongniang's head, ordering more professional books for Baiya and Siam online, and tutoring Fafnir, Xue Dinglu successfully returned to his bedroom, ready to enter the Mist Council.

……

Soon, his consciousness arrived in an unknown distance in the universe, in the same misty world, but this time, everyone's face was terribly gloomy.

"Number Nine, Tawi, is dead," the Sixth Apostle said, glancing at the newly arrived Xue Lude with a sinister air.

"Really? That's unfortunate," Xue replied calmly.

The Sixth Apostle ignored Xue's consciousness, it seems he was just bluffing, after all, he was the big boss of the Ninth Apostle.

(End of this chapter)