My portable grandfather refreshes every week

Chapter 141 How dare he invade Earth? What an arrogant country bumpkin!
The dog went home with Grandpa Wang. As it was leaving, it kept barking at Xue Dinglu in very offensive language. It seems to hold a grudge. It's likely that it will be barked at the whole way when it passes by Grandpa Wang's house in the future.

"Woof woof woof, you little rascal, just you wait! Woof woof woof!"

The dog's barking faded into the distance, and Xue Dinglu was stunned for a moment.

Wait, did it just speak?

Xue immediately wanted to catch it again, but thought he couldn't just grab a dog and then piss it off; didn't Grandpa Li next door have a cat?
So soon, Xue Dinglu dragged the neighbor's orange cat over, pointed at its nose, and said, "Communication skills, talk to me!"

"Transform! Transform!"

"Transform now!"

Orange cat: "???"

……

While Xue Lude was racking his brains to learn fairy tale magic, the old man in the consciousness space was watching the monsters, airplanes, and Sukuna in Ultraman...

There were too many things he couldn't understand no matter how hard he tried, but he was also used to immersing himself in the story, looking at this fantastical and unpredictable world.

"What a bizarre and wonderful world!" Xue Dinglu and the old man exclaimed at the same time.

The day passed quietly, and it was also the last day of Xue Luding's leave. He didn't expect that he would spend most of the day pointing at the orange cat at his door and using shapeshifting magic.

Even though the orange cat was asleep, Xue's transformation technique still didn't work.

"What the heck? Is the magic of fairy tales incompatible with my world? Or is it just my imagination that the dog is talking?" Looking at all the spells recorded in his notebook, Xue Luding really thought that might be the case.

Magic in fairy tales is too difficult. He should develop the ultimate guillotine and the Sky-Splitting Guillotine after the original Guillotine; that would be more realistic.

The main magic he uses is modified from the old undead's divine spells. He especially loves light magic, as well as some functional support spells, such as portals. He can now create portals with his bare hands.

As for fairy tale magic, he doesn't seem to have any talent for it.

"Since things have come to this, let's eat first," Xue Dinglu said, looking at the darkening sky.

The orange cat was asleep at the door, which made Xue Luding angry. This was the first time he had spent most of the day without learning any magic. In the past, he could learn anything instantly, whether it was studying, swordsmanship, or magic.

I flicked the orange cat's head hard, and only let it go after it meowed in pain.

The orange cat's cursing was very unpleasant, and Xue Dinglu also staggered out of the village and came to the commercial street across the street.

Xuejiaqiao is quite strange; the entrance to the village is right next to the subway station, and across the street is a bustling commercial street.

He could feel the stark difference between the countryside and the city in just a few steps.

Even if you walk a little further ahead, you'll reach the most bustling CBD area, where large department stores and shopping centers are located.

Although this area is considered a new city, it is becoming increasingly prosperous due to its proximity to the University of Science and Technology of China.

In a few years, Xuejiaqiao Village may be completely demolished and replaced with a new residential area.

"Junior!" A familiar voice suddenly came from afar.

Xue Luding stared blankly at the large group of people in the square. There was deafening square dancing, and many people were gathered together. Xue Luding didn't know who was calling him.

He then felt a light elbow to the head, and then saw his familiar senior with a bass guitar slung over her shoulder, greeting him.

"Senior Sister Lian Shan?" Xue Luding asked in confusion. He had been through a lot recently, so he selectively forgot some less important things. Looking at this senior's face, he remembered that she was the "H" level senior that the brave uncle had mentioned.

This was his only memory of the name, and he didn't know if he had remembered it wrong.

"Wow, junior, you still remember my name, I'm so touched." The senior was wearing a loose-fitting jacket, but with a skirt on the bottom, which looked a bit mismatched. This fashion sense easily made Xue Dinglu think of that loser Ronald.

"Junior, you've been on leave for so long again. Are you out filming again?" The senior handed over a can of Coke, which Xue accepted somewhat embarrassedly.

"I guess so. What are you all doing, seniors?" He looked in the direction the seniors had come from, where many female college students seemed to be packing up their instruments, chatting happily together.

A girl group? How could Xue Law see something like that in the real world? Are you guys going to be in a band for the rest of your lives?
"Haha, quite a few of us in the literature club like musical instruments, so we have a small band. Our literature club always has a performance at the New Year's Eve party. Today, a few of the senior students came to this square to try it out and earn some pocket money." The senior student smiled and pointed over there to Xue Dinglu.

Xue's Law did indeed see many onlookers scan the QR code to tip, and then the band's lead singer would express his gratitude and request songs.

Women's college students have quite a rich extracurricular life.

Meanwhile, the male students are probably still fighting bravely in their dorms, either planting the bomb at point B or ganking at level 3.

"Let's talk later, senior. I'm going to have dinner now," Xue Dinglu said politely, waving his hand.

"Okay, see you at school. I'm also looking forward to your next movie." The senior waved.

Xue Dinglu gave an awkward yet polite smile.

When Lian Shan returned to the band, many of the other senior students looked at Xue Dinglu with longing.

"Lian Shan, is that your boyfriend?" the drummer asked immediately. "Not...not yet...he's a freshman, we've met a few times."

The eyes of the others lit up instantly. Those with boyfriends wanted to kick them to the curb, not to mention those who were single. Some even boldly went up to Xue and asked for his WeChat.

As Xue Dinglu walked into the noodle shop, he almost bumped into another female student. He gave her a deadpan look and politely declined her invitation and WeChat message.

Ah, youth.

……

Meanwhile, Xue Luding was hiding from the female students, and in his consciousness space, the old man kept watching Ultraman.

In a faraway forest, the trees stand tall and strong, their branches intertwining to form a natural dome. Moonlight filters through the sparse treetops, casting dappled shadows.

This is a death forest at the University of Tokyo. Its primitive and twisted mountain landscape and forest environment attract a large number of fearless tourists to come and explore. Many people have accidents every year, but the number of tourists continues to increase.

In this primeval forest, a portal quietly opened, and a heavily armored knight carrying a large shield stepped out.

“Princess Frena, the world here is safe for now. It seems we are saved.” The heavily armored knight breathed a sigh of relief. Then, several lightly armored knights emerged from the portal, along with an elderly man with gray hair and a beautiful princess following behind him.

"Where is this?" The princess looked innocently at the primeval jungle. She seemed very afraid of this unfamiliar environment. Just now, her kingdom had been occupied by a dragon, and the capital had been destroyed by thorns and flowers. Only her knights and the kingdom's magicians had escaped.

She feels lost and confused about the world right now, and doesn't know what to do.

"Your Highness, we don't know where we've been teleported to, but we should first investigate this country, then conquer a few farms and restore our kingdom!" the heavily armored knight commander said righteously.

"Restore the country?"

"Yes, Your Highness, the witch cursed our country. The king and queen are imprisoned by thorns in the deepest part of the palace. The witch even released a giant dragon. In the end, we could only take you, the only one who was unaffected, and escape first." The knight commander's tone was very sad.

He knelt on one knee, and then the other lightly armed knights also knelt down, saying, "Your Highness, we only hope that you can restore the kingdom here, and then gather enough power to deal with the witch. We will return to the Silver Kingdom and rescue the King and Queen!"

"In this life, we will make you our king, and our spears will be aimed wherever you are."

The knights began to take their oaths.

The old mage looked at the world, then grabbed a forest squirrel, chanted a spell, and said, "Furry little sprite, take us to the nearest village!"

"Okay...okay..." The squirrel actually spoke reluctantly. It had no choice but to submit to the tyranny of this alien and lead them toward the nearest village. But as if it had gained some intelligence, it bargained, "But I want 10 pine cones as payment!"

Magician: "..."

In this inherently evil other world, even the little fairies are so greedy?

He had to agree to the squirrel's request first, and then the squirrel really led them out of the forest.

Along the way, they also discussed their own plans: to conquer several nearby farms first, then build a palace and city walls, and establish a kingdom there. If there was a powerful overlord nearby, they could first pay tribute to the overlord and offer treasures.

Everything was for the restoration of the kingdom, for returning to the homeland to save the Silver Kingdom, which was covered by thorns and fragrant flowers.

They believed that even if there were a suzerain state in the world, it would be happy to accept the submission of a princess who had been living abroad. As long as she paid tribute and became a vassal state, they would have a chance!

This reflects the limited thinking of people living in that era.

For the rest of the night, they felt as if they had traveled hundreds of miles. The princess was unable to bear it any longer, so the magician caught a fawn, gave it some intelligence, and then persuaded it to carry the princess away from the forest with a pound of rose leaves.

Then, just as dawn broke, they saw the village in the distance and were shocked to find that the small farmhouses in the country were all made of stone (cement brick walls) and were generally three or four stories high.

Then, seeing the villagers dressed in silk, all well-fed and healthy, and the mature rice in the fields as tall as a person, with its plump grains bending the stalks, they were once again astonished.

"Your Highness, good news! The farms here are very wealthy, and we can accumulate strength to the maximum extent and recruit militia." The knight commander was very excited; he could even feel his heart pounding uncontrollably.

“Yes, let’s proceed according to plan. First, conquer the nearby farms, then restore the kingdom,” the princess said.

"Yes, Your Highness!" The knights were already prepared.

……

Xue Dinglu, who just finished editing "The Legend of the Heavenly Thunder - Special Episode", is about to take a nap.

Suddenly, the world consciousness sent a message directly.

"Child, unknown invaders from another world have arrived. Go and see what's going on..."

Xue Law: "..."

There really are people from another world who came to Earth through a portal!
There are actually aliens from another world who dare to invade Earth? You're even more arrogant than the Iron Curtain! You're the big thumbs up.

With dark circles under his eyes and an unventable anger, he searched for the coordinates given by the world's consciousness.

Damn it, he's been looked down upon! How dare he invade Earth? What an arrogant guy! Does he not know that Earth has a guardian like himself, invincible below the fifth rank? What a country bumpkin from another world!
(End of this chapter)