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Chapter 110: Even time travelers can get into car accidents?
"Hello, junior, my name is Lian Shan, and I'm a sophomore majoring in biology." The senior smiled at Xue Dinglu as if she were very familiar with him.

However, Xue Dinglu only glanced at her slightly and noticed that she was wearing very loose clothes. Even though the weather was still quite warm, she was wearing loose inner layers with coats, making it impossible to tell her figure.

The only thing that left a deep impression on this senior was the astonishing measurements the brave uncle had mentioned. It was the first time he had ever heard of the letter "H" being used to describe body size in the real world.

"Thank you, senior. I'll go to the bank later and return the money to you," Xue Dinglu said, being a little more polite.

"Okay, let's keep in touch when we have time!" The senior didn't keep pestering her, but let go at the right time, and seemed to trust Xue's law a lot.

Xue Law: "..."

Half an hour later, he transferred several thousand yuan.

At the same time, he cut off Hercules's payment channels. Just play the game properly, practice more if you're bad at it, and don't think about spending money!

Having successfully obtained the leave slip, Xue Lude returned to his consciousness space. At the same time, with a thought, a bird-man named A, holding a phone in his left hand, a beer can in his right hand, and a bucket of fried chicken on his lap, appeared in front of Xue Lude.

The soul fire within the armor flickered, seemingly revealing a confused expression.

Xue Law: "..."

At this moment, Birdman A's once pure white surface was now covered with oil stains, beer, ketchup, and other things. Xue Dalu could already imagine how much fun he had that day.

I glanced at his phone, and wow, there were three magical white-haired loli characters with the same face grinding for materials.

Dude, you've even learned how to buy accounts? And order takeout and beer? Plus, you've spent over ten thousand yuan on in-game purchases?
Dude, you've learned a lot in just over a day!

Upon seeing Chernobyl's Law, Hercules showed no remorse whatsoever. Instead, he exclaimed with obvious delight, as if boasting, "Chernobyl, Chernobyl, life three thousand years in the future is amazing! The money here isn't silver or copper, it's numbers!"

"I could never use up all this stuff! This is so comfortable three thousand years from now! Compared to this, what kind of life did I have on Olympus! Damn Zeus!" Hercules said, showing off what he had, while also cursing Zeus.

Xue Law: "..."

"Here you have an endless supply of delicious meat, precious spices and sauces that are practically free, and an endless supply of beer! It's amazing! Compared to this beer, the wine of Dionysus is like horse piss. By the way, what is the reputation of Dionysus in your later generations?" If we were to talk about the people Heracles hated the most in Olympus, it would be the family that was close to Zeus.

This includes the God of War and the God of Wine, among others.

Xue Law: "..."

He hesitated, wanting to speak but holding back, trying to organize his thoughts.

Well, it's only about 100,000 yuan. Consider it payment for helping Xue Dinglu.

However, Xue Dinglu realized at this point that although heroes were usually treated to good food and wine when they arrived at the king's palace, this was actually a rare occurrence, and many heroes rarely received such hospitality in their entire lives.

Most of the time, they were surviving in the wilderness of ancient Greece, a place teeming with monsters. Meat was out of the question; even a few brick-sized biscuits were considered a good meal.

Wilderness survival is the norm; good wine and meat are just an exception.

Moreover, the wine and meat in the ancient Greeks were not good. There were no sauces or spices, very little oil, and the salt was just coarse, dark yellow salt with a bitter taste and unfiltered sand. As for the wine, Xue's Law could only describe it as astringent.

Compared to before, Hercules now has a Colonel's Family Bucket and a beer, making his life infinitely more comfortable.

Xue's Law has never doubted that if this guy were still alive, he would probably eat himself from Hercules into "Fat Otaku Happiness".

Hercules noticed Xue's strange expression and immediately asked, "What's wrong? Is Dionysus's reputation really that bad?"

Xue Dinglu remained silent, but instead produced the Frankfurt Olympics opening ceremony video that had dazzled him a few days prior.

A fat, blue, chubby creature, its genitals exposed, dances and sings seductively on a seashell.

Hercules: "???"

"This thing is what later generations considered the god of wine..." Xue Luding said without much confidence.

This is not nonsense; the French government has officially acknowledged that this is indeed an attempt to portray Dionysus.

Hercules: "!!!"

Xue Lude saw the soul fire beneath Birdman A pulsating violently, and felt that Hercules was barely managing to hold on with all his might.

However, the eldest brother doesn't laugh at the second brother; there's a Smurf version of Dionysus, and there's also a mud pigeon version of Hercules.

But I won't provoke him today.

……

Getting back to the main point, Xue's Law showed Hercules the giant beast and asked him to use his instincts to judge how it compared to the Hydra.

The conclusion was that the behemoth was stronger than any of the monsters Hercules had ever fought, but not as strong as Typhon.

This is roughly consistent with the judgment of Schrödinger's law.

"Come find me if anything comes up! This thing is fun, and I haven't finished grinding my event yet."

Go back home!

Xue Luding kicked Hercules away before coming to the giant beast's side and laboriously dragging one of its fingers onto the portal.

[Searching for corresponding coordinates, portal is opening...]

A world of giants and humans, hopefully not too much time has passed.

Another world, activated.

……

The planet of giant beasts (tentative name), the largest city of mankind, the royal capital, within the Royal Psionic Academy.

The only legendary psionicist in the entire academy, the mage known as Lord Joel Shue, said to the little bird at the laboratory entrance, "I'll be researching the portal this morning. Just remind me when it's time."

"Yes, Your Majesty," the little bird replied to the monarch in human language.

This legendary psionicist arrived at the laboratory and unfurled the portal magic circle he had prepared long ago.

This is something he has painstakingly researched; it could be a portal for communicating with extraterrestrial civilizations. Today is his umpteenth experiment, and he hopes to get good results.

"Search for extraterrestrial civilizations." He began to manipulate the portal.

Suddenly, a pleasant surprise arrived: he actually sensed the movement of an extraterrestrial civilization's portal! Seizing the opportunity, he immediately connected to the portal.

"I hit the jackpot today! I actually made contact with an extraterrestrial civilization!" He was about to step into the portal when he sensed a faster-than-light energy object hurtling towards him...

This was the last image of his life.

……

"Buzz!"

When Xue Dinglu stepped into the teleportation portal, an unexpected incident occurred. He didn't know if it was his imagination, but he felt as if his consciousness had bumped into something during the teleportation.

When he came to his senses, he found a middle-aged man's corpse lying in front of him.

This appears to be a magical research lab, or what they would call a "psychic research lab" in their world.

He could clearly see that what was on the ground was the magic circle of the third-tier spell "Teleportation Portal".

Based on the characteristics of this "corpse" at this moment, Xue Lude had already guessed many things...

Xue Dinglu opened a portal to this world, and whether this middle-aged man was lucky or unlucky, he seemed to be testing the portal and preparing to try it out.

However, he was transported into the portal opened by Xue Lude, and then he was killed by the Xue Lude who transported him there.

Xue's Law: "..." You've definitely hit the jackpot today.

It looks like it's about to be hit by a car and reincarnated in another world.

Xue Lude is no longer human; he is now more like a pure energy being with a human body (given by the world's consciousness).

And so, an unexpected car accident in another world occurred...

Looking at the corpses on the ground, it was too tragic. Although their bodies were fine, their souls had been created into "spiritual particles" by Xue Lude and had already dispersed throughout the world.

Even though they are both at the third tier, Xue's true form is pure energy. After fighting the Lich King with the old undead, he was a "half-undead" at that time. It was the old undead who transformed him from a half-undead into a half-hero.

In Greece, he directly ascended to the realm of world consciousness and became a guardian. On the sacred magical continent, he finally completed his ascension and appeared as a pure energy form known as a "heroic spirit."

However, this middle-aged psychic's soul was only slightly stronger than that of an ordinary person. Under the impact of Xue Luding's "ascended" dump truck, he unsurprisingly turned into a spirit particle.

"This is too tragic..." Xue Dinglu really couldn't understand why such a coincidence would happen.

It seems as absurd as a passenger plane and a helicopter colliding in mid-air.

Looking at the body on the ground, Xue Luding returned to his consciousness space to check the "Great Sage Encyclopedia" and found that there really was a solution.

Install a spirit-gathering array on him so that it can slowly reclaim his dissipated soul and eventually reassemble him into a complete personality, although there may be a lot of memory loss.

But surviving is always a good thing.

The Spirit Gathering Array isn't difficult either; it's also a third-tier magic, and Xue Dinglu is confident he can learn to draw it in half a day.

But another problem is that he is already dead. It will take time for the spirit-gathering array to reassemble, and at this time, although the body is unharmed, it is already brain dead.

His entire body's organs will immediately fail completely, his heart will stop beating, his lungs will stop breathing automatically, and he will die from organ failure within three minutes, becoming a complete corpse.

Therefore, we have to try another approach to Schrödinger's law...

He arrived in front of the man, and the next moment, Xue Dinglu's figure became illusory, fell down, and merged with the corpse.

His energy body took over the man's body, then awoke, got up, and began to try the spirit-gathering array.

Xue Dinglu moved around a bit, and it was great; it was no different from using his own body.

He's like an old monster who's possessed other people, but that doesn't matter. As long as the spirit-gathering array works properly, the man will be back to normal by the time he leaves.

However, for the time being, he will be acting as this man.

The laboratory has a lot of materials; I found some manuscripts and a work badge along the way.

"Professor Joel Shue of the Royal Psionic Academy."

However, this is a transliteration, and it can also be translated as "Joel Xue". Coincidentally, in his fragmented impressions, this man has always been called by the single word "Xiu", which gives Xue the illusion that they get along quite well.

People who don't get along won't bump into each other.

Before long, the spirit-gathering formation was completed. All that was needed was to act as this man for a period of time to revive him.

In the research room, he quickly found a large amount of the intelligence he needed.

This psionicist was once a world-renowned genius psionic scholar, and much of his research has been applied to the field of people's livelihood. Therefore, he was hired as a professor at the Royal Psionic Academy.

Upon looking at the manuscript, Xue Dinglu immediately frowned.

"On the study of interplanetary teleportation, can we find extraterrestrial civilizations...?"

Thoughts on using behemoth energy to break through the existing psionic system...

This one might truly be just a pure magic scholar, dedicated to improving portals to reach other planets, and also researching how to use behemoths to elevate the magical system of this planet.

Either of these two pieces of knowledge, whichever he discovers, could potentially change the fate of the world.

The portal would give humanity a way to contact other civilizations, or at least escape if necessary, and would greatly enhance connections and the exchange of resources between cities in the world.

Because of the giant beasts, cities in this world have to rely on large-scale armored forces to exchange goods and conduct business, which is very inconvenient.

If the portal is truly improved, it might be able to connect all the cities, thus amplifying humanity's advantage against giant beasts.

The fact that they could use the energy of giant beasts to alter their magic system was even more alarming to Xue.

The planet's native magician had attempted to absorb the energy from the behemoth's body, but failed. Moreover, the behemoth's energy had caused damage to his organs more than once, forcing him to halt the plan.

Upon seeing this, Xue Dinglu sighed, feeling that this monk might have gone down the wrong path.

Why even think about absorbing the giant beast's energy? That's nuclear fusion! Why not just have the giant beast fight for you directly?
Pet Contract? Giant Pokémon? Monster Capsule Reaction? Tailed Beast Jinchuriki?

The Great Sage's knowledge system contains a similar contract. Xue's Law tried it, but it didn't work on the behemoth. It's unclear whether this is due to the difference in strength or because the behemoth is fundamentally different from the "magical beasts" of other worlds.

It's a pity that such a seemingly world-changing magician was killed by him in one fell swoop. I wonder how much he will remember after he regains consciousness, and whether he will be able to continue his research.

Furthermore, this character is a rigid scholar who only cares about psychic research and has no wife or children, which makes Xue's role easier to play.

Xue Lude frowned as he quickly gathered the information and compared it with the intelligence he had obtained from Lieutenant Robert.

Super Beast 4 breached Shishan City, causing five million deaths, before being killed by the assault force...

Super Beast No. 3 attacks Yuanshui City, causing 1.3 deaths, and escapes before the assault force can react...

Super Behemoth 1 has established a nest outside Qingshan City and has controlled more than a dozen ordinary behemoths to form a tribe. The Human Federation is discussing how to use ultimate nuclear weapons to wipe out Super Behemoth 1 in one fell swoop...

……

One report after another appeared before Xue Dinglu's eyes, comparing them with the time in his memory.

"Seven years have passed? That shouldn't be the case. Compared to Earth, a year on this planet is about 450 days, and a day is about 22 hours long..."

Converted to Earth's time, that's more than eight years.

Seven years ago, a “super behemoth” appeared in this world, different from ordinary behemoths. It was the Zero Behemoth inside Xue Dinglu’s body. The people of this world gave them a new name: Super Beast!
Super Beasts possess extremely strong growth potential, with greater strength and physique than ordinary giant beasts. They also possess special abilities that ordinary giant beasts do not have. Even more terrifying is that many Super Beasts possess intelligence comparable to that of humans.

Super Beast No. 1, a brain monster with a diameter of over 40 meters and covered in tentacles, appeared about six years ago. It has the ability to lead other giant beasts and can often lead a large group of giant beasts to attack cities. It has destroyed more than a dozen cities.

Super Beast No. 2, a giant ichthyosaur that walks upright, was able to control water flow, and coastal cities were basically destroyed by its massive tsunami.

……

And there are now 14 of these super beasts...

Therefore, in just seven years, the world's original 687 large cities have been reduced to only 452.

Even this professor didn't know that those super beasts weren't evolved from ordinary giant beasts at all...

They were originally human, but their consciousness was either completely crushed by the consciousness of the behemoth or they regained some of their senses. However, they developed an unparalleled hatred for the humans who turned them into this ugly state and took crazy revenge on them.

Judging from the fact that all the super monsters are frantically attacking human cities, none of them have restored human morality.

In seven years, a third of the city was destroyed.

This is how the game of civilization's self-destruction begins...

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