Mystery: When the Fool Meets the Masked Fool

Chapter 3: Wow! It's the Outer Gods! Everyone, retreat!

PS: Attention, attention! Everyone, look at me, look at me, I have something to announce.

There are a lot of memes in the beginning, which many people think is a bad point. So you can jump directly to Chapter 10 and onwards. Just jump, jump directly. Chapter 10 starts to connect with the main line of the original work and starts to push the plot, and there are fewer memes.

If you like watching the memes, you can stay and continue watching. If you don’t like it, just skip it.
Teleportation array → whoosh whoosh whoosh bang.

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"Quack! How could this be!" The human brain is a magical thing. The more you don't want to think about certain things, the more it will think about those things like a star facing a trash can.

[Old Days, Outer Gods, Starry Sky, Fallen Mother Goddess...]

Thanks for the reminder, you are damned Talmud.

As an envoy, Serris has a thinking speed far beyond that of ordinary people. When he just realized his own situation, these words that would be contaminated as soon as they were known rushed through his mind like migrating alpaca.

He wasn't sure if his "Commander" status could resist the pollution from the starry sky. After all, there was no concept of "status" in the Bengtie world. Although he was a Joyful Commander, due to the many things he pondered and the diverse energy in his body, he didn't stand out in any particular aspect.

At least in terms of intelligence, he couldn't match Black Tower, and his vitality couldn't match Shu Hu. If his abilities were separated, his individual abilities might only be slightly stronger than Sequence One on Guimi's side.

A true god who can barely be considered half of sequence zero.

Serris felt his scalp tingling. If he were discovered by those Outer Gods, he, a weak boy, might be captured and used as a Star Fury.

[Guh, this is what I want to see!]

"Shut up Snow Leopard!"

Imagine this pollution invading your body. It feels as if the pollution from the outer gods is about to ruthlessly insult and injure your body, ruthlessly exploit and destroy your dignity! At this point, you wouldn't be able to commit suicide, and saving you with the power of the outer gods would be an absolute breeze.

At this point, you're hallucinating, like a powerful musical instrument playing in your head, like a very old song. You're not quite sure where the music is coming from, but a strange feeling suddenly arises. Goosebumps immediately spread across your body, and cold sweats are pouring down your face!

[Who is the master of this descending pollution? ]

[Wow, this strange feeling, twisted power, and depraved chaos. I already know they are the worst kind of pollution.]

[Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, feeling this pollution is more terrifying and horrifying to you than facing a billion murderers!]

"Why is the style of painting suddenly crazy? Did Aha add some plug-ins for you?"

"Hahahaha, in this era, being contaminated by praying to the Outer Gods is no big deal," you hear someone whispering beside you, telling you, "But we know you're an Outer God, so we've found the most perverted of the Outer Gods, the Fallen Mother Goddess, to serve you. I believe she can bring you endless happiness. Don't underestimate her. Among the Outer Gods, she's as perverted as the Celestial Lord or God among the strongest. She possesses her own unique skills, and her fighting spirit and endurance are truly astonishing. And her secret weapon can give you unexpected surprises! Hahahaha!"

[Hearing these words, your eyes widened in anger: "You... you damned Outer Gods... you can't... you can't do this... you can't!]

"Why is there still a conversation? It feels so advanced..."

"Why not, outsider? This is the pollution we want to bring to you. Just enjoy it. Hahahaha."

"Bullshit! I...I'm going to kill you all! Kill every last one of you!"

"Hmm, oh, so powerful, so powerful. Even if you have to kill, wait until you've fallen. Hehe. Let me see your willpower!"

"This kind of description consisting entirely of dialogues has no visual impact at all. People who haven't seen 'Sea Tiger' probably can't imagine it," Serris complained.

[“Ah! No!” You fell to your knees and cried out, your fists clenched tightly as tears streamed down your cheeks.]

"You're too obedient."

"Haha! I want to make him grow OO and XX!"

"No, this is too outrageous."

"Don't stop! Pollute him!" You feel the Outer Gods mocking you, asking, "Let's see if you'll be excited by this kind of pollution! Hahaha, Outsider, how do you feel? How do you feel?"

Finally unable to bear it any longer, you cry out to the heavens, "God of Fun, save me! Ah! Ah!" "Ah? Serris? It's Serris calling for help." At this moment, the only one who can help you is Aha, your beloved. But Aha in another world can only sense it for a fleeting moment, and then nothing. After a moment's hesitation, Aha returns to his pursuit of fun. Perhaps his perception is wrong.

[Cerris? (Indifferent)]

With a start, Serris broke free from the horrific scene described by Erha. He waved his hand to disperse the narration in front of him, "Don't scare yourself. The barrier and the star realm have long separated the inside and outside of the earth. The pollution from the outer gods can't penetrate much." He comforted himself.

What if you were contaminated outside the Earth?

"I came here directly inside the Earth, how could I be polluted outside?"

[You know, the astral plane is just a symbol, separating the "inside" and "outside" in the mystical sense. And you are a time traveler, which means that you were undoubtedly "outside" before traveling here.]

"Shouldn't it be... No way? This is too far-fetched."

Serris felt his body and felt that it was fine. He then took out his phone and tried to contact his friends, but unfortunately there was no signal. He then felt the imaginary energy in the air and found no obstruction. Serris bared his teeth and sighed.

Now that he was here, he might as well make the best of it. He planned to make some money and then find a place to settle down. Later, perhaps he could meet Klein, the protagonist of this world, and get involved in the plot. That would definitely be fun.

"It's really more interesting to travel through time if you can interact with the protagonist. What's the point of traveling through time without interacting with the protagonist? It's better not to travel through time." Serris thought so.

[Hmm? Fallen Mother Goddess? When did you come? Yes, I love you too.]

"What are you doing with this plane?"

Ignoring Erha's inexplicable madness, he pondered the location of Klein's home in the original novel. Klein's home seemed to be on Iron Cross Street... which number... he couldn't quite remember...

Seems to be……

The guy in the jail suddenly closed the lid, jumped up, and elbowed him hard in the face, followed by a full-throated "Man!"

After buying it, Serris took it to Aha for blessing. This gave it a certain amount of intelligence, but also caused it to occasionally have seizures.

[The Machine Spirit is unhappy. A ritual to appease the Machine Spirit is necessary at this time.]

Yes, it's time to comfort him. Cerus grabbed the prison boy.

Serris pumped his arms up and down vigorously and rapidly, as if he were giving a can of Coke to a friend, while chanting a binary hymn from the Mechanicus of Warhammer 40.

"0111011100100001..."

[Think of this unlucky thing, and if someone actually pulls something out of it that doesn't belong to you, you'll just have to behave yourself.]

"Thank goodness, no. Praise the Emperor."

What is not praised?

"It is precisely because there is none that I praise the Emperor."

Soon, the prison boy fell into a baby-like sleep, with his limbs drooping, looking peaceful.

[Prison barrel! Your tonic crashed! ]

"Kids, this isn't funny."

I've been walking on thin ice all this way. Do you think I can reach the other side? What can I say?

"Then if I play 'See You Again', won't you explode?"

Cerus paused to argue with Erha and continued his thoughts. What had he been thinking about? That was it. Get some money and find a place to live.

(End of this chapter)