I made the entire cultivation world cry

Chapter 120 My Defenses Are Broken (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
Xuan Hui took the mirror, and Jiang Yi secretly gave Hua Gu Hong Li and Zhao Cang Yun a look, and everyone quickly moved to a distance.

"what?"

Xuan Hui, puzzled, raised the mirror. Although he was unsure of himself, he couldn't lose face in front of the younger generation.
The moment Xuan Hui's face was reflected in the bronze mirror, now free of grime, a beam of light was projected into the air.

The man with black hair and golden eyes looked embarrassed and covered his chest. His pink ruqun, made of flowing cloud brocade, was obviously very luxurious, but it was stretched taut and menacing by his broad shoulders and narrow waist.

The man gritted his teeth and tugged at his tightly bound waistband, the hair ornament in his hair poking behind his ear with the movement.

puff!
A woman's suppressed laughter could be heard off-screen; it was clearly Danxi.

"Your honor!"

In the scene, Xuan Hui's face flushed red as she abruptly turned around, but her skirt got caught on her deerskin boots and ripped open with a "rip," revealing her two hairy legs...

Pooh hahaha——

Zhao Cangyun pointed at the screen and burst into laughter. Jiang Yi turned her head to suppress her laughter, covered Hua Gu with one hand and turned Hong Li's head away with the other, saying that the scene was indecent and children should not watch it.

Xuan Hui stared in disbelief, then his face flushed red from the tips of his ears all the way down to his neck. His golden pupils shrank to slits, his eyes trembled wildly, and he waved his sleeve to scatter the light and shadow.

"presumptuous!!"

Zhao Cangyun, standing to the side, clutched his stomach and burst into laughter like a pig.

Xuan Hui's knuckles turned white as he tried to pry the mirror apart with both hands, only to find that it was unusually hard. Even as a peak Golden Core cultivator, he couldn't budge the broken mirror in the slightest.

Just then, the mirror surface burst forth with golden light, using the mid-level 'Golden Light Shadow Splitting' technique to create three phantom images of Jiang Yi around Xuan Hui.

Jiang Yi suddenly released his arms and stood up straight. Zhao Cangyun's laughter also stopped abruptly. Xuan Hui was puzzled.

Immediately afterwards, the three Jiang Yi phantoms spoke one after another.

"Fellow Daoist, why don't you just castrate yourself? Even the Holy Maiden of the Joyful Union Sect would have to switch to the Path of Ruthlessness overnight if she saw you dressed like this."

"Your leg hair is more conspicuous than a poisoned hidden weapon. When lightning strikes your leg hair during a heavenly tribulation, is it conductive?"

"From afar, she looked like a fairy descending to earth, but upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a black bear demon from Ten Thousand Beasts Mountain covering his crotch with a pink handkerchief!"

The sharp words were like knives piercing his heart. After being shocked, Xuan Hui's veins bulged. He waved his hand to disperse the three phantoms, opened his mouth and spat out a golden crow fire, which burned fiercely on the Heart-Piercing Mirror.

Jiang Yi's pupils dilated, but the Heart-Piercing Mirror remained steadfast. Burned by the Golden Crow Fire, it even projected her upper body onto the mirror, her face filled with mockery.

"Your Golden Crow Fire is weaker than your kidneys; you can't even roast a sweet potato properly without it being burnt on the outside and raw on the inside..."

"I...I'll fight you to the death!!"

Enraged, Xuan Hui grabbed him from mid-air and slammed him to the ground, his face flushed red, and stomped on the Heart-Piercing Mirror.

With each step, the earth and rocks crumbled, and the ground shook violently.

"Ahem, that sorcerer..."

Jiang Yi tried to dissuade him, but Xuan Hui suddenly raised his hand, and a burst of energy passed between Jiang Yi and Zhao Cangyun.

boom!
The rocks behind them shattered with a deafening roar, but the rubble precisely avoided Jiang Yi, Zhao Cangyun, Hua Gu, and Hong Li.

"Who dares to utter even a single word of this today..."

Xuan Hui's golden eyes blazed with fury, and Jiang Yi and Zhao Cangyun quickly raised their hands and shook their heads, indicating that they would absolutely not reveal this to outsiders.

"Humph!"

Xuanhui flicked his sleeve, turned around and ran quickly with both hands and feet moving at the same pace. However, his left foot tripped over his right foot, and he stumbled. After regaining his balance, he covered his face with his sleeve, biting the sleeve in his mouth, and ran away while trying to hold back his tears.

Your Majesty, where are you? I regret it so much! I shouldn't have let you take Jiang Yi in. It's so infuriating! *sobs*
After Xuan Hui walked away, Jiang Yi hurriedly went to check the Heart-Piercing Mirror in the pit. Despite being burned and trampled by Xuan Hui, who was at the peak of the Golden Core stage, it was still completely intact and without any injury.

What damaged it and caused that big crack?
really scary!
However, the Heart-Piercing Mirror was indeed repaired, but it was now imagining itself in her image to criticize others, which was just too much of a nuisance for her. This thing should be used with caution in the future, otherwise, just as her master said, she would be gone forever. Jiang Yi stood up with the Heart-Piercing Mirror in her hand, and as she turned her head, Zhao Cangyun suddenly trembled, stared in astonishment, and retreated repeatedly.

For the first time, the fearless little Qilin felt a bone-chilling fear. If his embarrassing past misdeeds were exposed in public, especially if his senior sister saw them, he might as well just kill himself on the spot.

"Big big big...Senior sister, I...I...I'm very well-behaved, you...please don't...please don't take my picture."

Jiang Yi put the Heart-Piercing Mirror back into his clothes and continued to use it as a Heart-Protecting Mirror.

Of course, she wouldn't use it to illuminate Zhao Cangyun. She couldn't let Zhao Cangyun know that she knew his secret, otherwise her master would be in an awkward position.

"Is there any progress on the matter of banning earthen plaques?" Jiang Yi asked.

Seeing Jiang Yi put away the mirror, Zhao Cangyun secretly exhaled and then nodded vigorously.

“We have some leads. It was indeed picked up by someone else five years ago. That person was a disciple of the Qin family, which is under the jurisdiction of our Cangling Sect. I have asked a friend of mine to contact them, and they have agreed to sell the token to me.”

"Friends?" Jiang Yi raised an eyebrow.

Zhao Cangyun laughed awkwardly, "Ah, he's a friend I knew before..."

Jiang Yi understood immediately. It was probably someone from their underground demon clan who had transformed into human form and infiltrated various cities to collect intelligence for the underground demon clan. Otherwise, how could Zhao Cangyun have found out such secret information?

Little Qilin is quite capable and can be put to great use!

Jiang Yi pretended not to care and said, "We'll split the cost of spirit stones equally."

Zhao Cangyun scratched his head. "What they want isn't spirit stones, it's Foundation Establishment Pills. By the way, what day is it today?"

"March 3rd".

Zhao Cangyun frowned. "I arranged to meet that person around March 5th at the Xuandu Mountain Market. Senior Sister, why don't we go together first so we don't miss each other? I'll also send a message to Old Shang. Ever since he became a disciple of True Lord Longri, he's been living in seclusion. Now that True Lord Longri isn't here, he spends all his time tending to the insects in the mountains and doesn't come to visit me at all."

Jiang Yi nodded, "Alright, I haven't left the house for two years, it's time to go out and sell the pills that Hong Li refined, and also see if there are any Grade 3 spirit woods."

Jiang Yi had asked Xuan Hui to help her find some Grade 3 spirit wood last year, but unfortunately, the sect had been short of it. Grade 2 spirit wood was also much scarcer now.

Besides Foundation Establishment Pills, Grade 3 Spirit Wood is also an essential item for her Foundation Establishment.

Zhao Cangyun was overjoyed that Jiang Yi was willing to go out together, and he immediately pulled Yu Hui down from the tree.

"Jade Serpent, grow bigger quickly!"

"Let Hua Gu fly over there; Yu Hui is not as fast as Hua Gu."

Jiang Yi called out, and Hua Gu immediately flew into the sky. The flowing mist condensed into the shape of a crane. At first, it was just a white shadow, but in an instant, its wings spread out and split through the layers of clouds. Even the feathers were clearly visible, making it lifelike.

The crane stood on its feet, its wings flapping and stirring up waves of mist.

(^o^) Hoohoo!

"Hongli."

Jiang Yi put the shrunken red glass back into the Yin-Yang Pendant, and he and Zhao Cangyun jumped onto the back of the Cloud White Crane and sat down cross-legged.

"Let's go, Miss Hua."

Jiang Yi gently patted the neck of the crane that Hua Gu had transformed from clouds and mist. The crane's feathers stirred up a gust of wind, and suddenly it soared into the sky.

"Ahhh—that's way too fast—"

Zhao Cangyun was almost thrown off by Hua Gu, but Jiang Yi managed to pull him back.

The mountains of Cangling Sect turned into ink dots beneath their feet, and the two rode white cranes, soaring away towards Xuandu Mountain.

　I'll continue updating after I finish eating~
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　　The writing style is generally lighthearted and humorous, so please treat this chapter as a joke and don't take it too seriously. If you really think the female lead is being unreasonable towards Xuan Hui, you can stop reading without telling me.
　　
　
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