Chapter 327 Goodbye
Jiang Moli took a plastic bag containing feces-like substance from her bag and tossed it to Lu Tingting.
Lu Tingting instinctively caught it.
He only realized what he had done after receiving it and quickly tossed it back to Wu Meixia.
Wu Meixia screamed and then tossed it to Song Ke.
Song Ke held the soft, fluffy bag of poop, so horrified she couldn't move. "Ugh, so disgusting! Take it away!"
Jiang Moli: "Don't shout, or I'll stuff them all into your mouth."
Song Ke was so frightened that she immediately shut her mouth.
She doesn't want to eat shit!
Jiang Moli opened the plastic bag with a wicked smile, picked up a lump with her finger, and said with a laugh under the nauseating gazes of Lu Tingting and the other two, "This is made of chocolate and roasted bean powder."
"You're lying! How could something made of chocolate smell bad!"
"It smells bad because it contains fermented bean curd. Although it smells bad, it doesn't affect the taste."
Hearing her say that, Lu Tingting leaned closer to sniff with some skepticism, and she could indeed smell the sweet aroma of chocolate. She dipped a little bit of chocolate in her finger and put it in her mouth.
Because of the fried soybean flour and fermented bean curd, the chocolate didn't taste very good, but it wasn't bad either.
Seeing that Lu Tingting had eaten, Wu Meixia and Song Ke also curiously tried a bite.
"It really is sweet!"
"It's a bit smelly, it really does smell like poop."
Song Ke already had a sweet tooth, and now that she was hungry, she couldn't resist scooping out another dollop and putting it in her mouth.
Several pedestrians pointed and whispered at the four of them with strange looks.
Jiang Moli waved her hand to shoo them away: "Don't bother looking, it's pointless. This isn't for sale."
"Hey, who wants to buy it!"
"Eating shit in the street is disgusting and shows absolutely no sense of public decency!"
"Disdain value +4, 40000 yuan credited."
Song Ke had originally wanted to eat more, but upon hearing this, she quickly withdrew her hand.
Hearing that the "dislike value" had been credited to her account, Jiang Moli was delighted. "Let's go, I'll treat you to a meal at a restaurant."
Because of Jiang Moli eating feces, Lu Tingting and the others left the wedding banquet before the food was even served.
Knowing that Jiang Moli wasn't eating feces, they no longer felt disgusted and happily followed Jiang Moli into the restaurant.
Although Jiang Moli had left, what she did left an indelible memory for the guests at the wedding banquet.
Everyone kept mentioning Jiang Moli's name; if you didn't know better, you'd think Jiang Moli was getting married today.
Zeng Haiyan was absolutely furious.
Getting married is a once-in-a-lifetime event, which should leave behind beautiful and romantic memories, but it has been turned into a disgusting joke.
Jiang Moli is a damn bastard!
Through word of mouth among guests and old classmates, Jiang Moli's story of "eating excrement" became widely known, and even though she didn't go out, she still received daily complaints.
In just a few days, the task progress reached 9901/10000.
……
The day before she was to leave for Menghai, Yang Liqiong hosted a farewell banquet for Jiang Moli at Rongfenglou Restaurant.
Besides Yang Liqiong, there were Chen Lan and her brother, Qian Ling, Wen Jingrui, Chu Shan, Lu Tingting and her sisterhood, Lin Jianfeng and his partner, all sitting around a large round table.
The dishes were personally arranged by Yang Liqiong, all according to Jiang Moli's taste.
"Would you like some wine or baijiu?"
Knowing that Jiang Moli liked to drink, Yang Liqiong specially brought two bottles of wine from home.
"She can't drink alcohol!"
Lu Tingting and Qian Ling spoke almost in unison.
Jiang Moli: "I can drink, just a little bit."
Qian Ling: "You can't."
Lu Tingting: "If you dare to drink it, I'll go home and tell Grandma and the others."
Yang Liqiong looked at the three of them and guessed what was going on. She put the wine away and said, "I'd better not drink. Drinking will cause trouble. Don't miss tomorrow's train. Let's have some juice instead."
Although they didn't get to drink any wine, Guajiang Jasmine certainly ate her fill.
Qian Ling's aunt had previously introduced her to a blind date named Hong Hua, who married Qian Ling's cousin Qian Rong last month.
A few days ago, Qian Rong ran back to her parents' home, demanding a divorce. It turns out that Hong Hua was kicked in the groin when he was a child, which affected his development; even now, his penis is still about the size of a ten-year-old boy's.
The Qian Rong family was furious and went to Qian Meizhen to demand an explanation.
Qian Meizhen claimed she was unaware of the situation.
The Qian family was no pushover either. After making inquiries, they learned that Qian Meizhen had not only accepted a 100-yuan matchmaker's gift from the Hong family, but had also managed to get her grandson a school place through Hong Hua.
For 100 yuan and a school place, he pushed his own niece into a pit of fire. It's utterly immoral!
“My second uncle took a hammer and smashed my cousin’s house to pieces. My second aunt went even further and went directly to the school to file a formal complaint. Hong Hua has been suspended from school. The Hong family has been making trouble for my cousin these past few days and even beat up my cousin’s husband.”
Jiang Moli said her breasts were perfectly clear after this outcome.
"So, the reason why this man is not young and still unmarried might not be that he is not young, but that his second child is too young."
Wen Jingrui and Lin Jianfeng were both hit in the chest by an arrow.
Jiang Moli waved her hand at the two of them: "I didn't mean you two."
Everyone at the table turned to look at Chen Zhiyuan.
Aside from Wen Jingrui and Lin Jianfeng, he was the only man left in the room.
Chen Zhiyuan quickly replied, "I'm only 21 this year, I'm not that old yet!"
Everyone at the table was amused.
Since it was still early after eating, everyone took a walk along the city moat to digest their food.
Yang Liqiong and Jiang Moli walked side by side behind.
Yang Liqiong asked meaningfully, "Is there good news?"
Jiang Moli sighed helplessly, "Actually, it was a beautiful misunderstanding."
Yang Liqiong nodded, "I have something to do with the troupe tomorrow, so I won't be able to see you off. I'll come to see you again when I have the chance to go to Kunming."
"Qiongqiong, give me a hug."
After Jiang Moli finished speaking, she opened her arms and gently hugged the other person.
"Qiongqiong, I'm so glad to be your friend."
Yang Liqiong raised her hand to hug her back: "Me too."
……
On the platform, An Hui held Jiang Moli's hand and carefully instructed her, "If you need anything, call home so we can send it to you. Especially medicine, be sure to prepare it in advance."
"Okay, Mom, you and Dad take care of yourselves. Aunt, you take good care of yourself too."
Ma Hongmei nodded repeatedly.
Jiang Dahai: "When you get there, you and Xiaocheng should live a good life together, don't quarrel, and come back to visit often when you have time."
Jiang Moli opened her arms and hugged Jiang Dahai, "Dad, take care."
Jiang Dahai was stunned.
The last time I held my daughter was more than ten years ago.
Because of the arrival of Li Hongying and her daughter, the daughter had been holding a grudge against him for a long time.
Even after she calmed down, as she grew older, she refused to get too close to him anymore.
A bittersweet feeling of happiness spread through Jiang Dahai's heart, and he couldn't help but feel tears welling up in his eyes.
He raised his hand and patted Jiang Moli's back lightly twice. "Okay!"
Jiang Moli let go of him. "Don't overwork yourself, but don't be idle either. If you meet someone suitable, bring them home. Life is short, so enjoy it while you can."
In front of his in-laws, Jiang Dahai felt embarrassed and said, "Alright, I know what I'm doing, don't worry about it."
Jiang Moli turned to Lu Tingting and patted her head: "Good niece, listen to your family. Don't marry any man that your family doesn't want you to marry."
Lu Tingting rolled her eyes and shoved a bag of fruit into her hands. "You should worry about yourself. Take these with you and eat them on the way."
As she spoke, she glanced at Jiang Moli's belly again, "Take care of yourself!"
"I am leaving, bye."
After waving goodbye to everyone, Jiang Moli turned and boarded the train.
woo-
With a long, drawn-out whistle, the train slowly pulled out of the station.
Looking at the city street scenes rushing past the car window, Jiang Moli felt an indescribable sense of longing and reluctance.
All good things must come to an end; please forgive her for leaving first.
Bye now.
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