Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 66: Too Cool to Have Friends

She was also infected by the laziness, and her face was filled with the leisurely and contented expression of "When life is happy, you should enjoy it to the fullest, and don't let the golden cup face the moon empty" written in bold letters.

As for what was behind her - a car that never left her side, Yun Ximo seemed to be truly unaware of it.

As she walked, Yun Ximo suddenly stopped, raised her head at a 45-degree angle to look at the sky, and like a typical literary youth, she chatted with Yun Duo about her worries.

Just then, the little guy known as the "Sparrow Man of the Sparrow World" landed on her shoulder, his furry face sternly saying, "Momo, watch your back! That car is following us even closer than the delivery guy. Could they be human traffickers trying to boost their sales? Are they planning a 'kidnapping operation'? These days, even kidnappings have to be efficient. It's ridiculous!"

Yun Ximo smiled mysteriously upon hearing this, a look of "I've seen through everything" flashing in her eyes. She continued to walk forward leisurely, not turning back and said, "I know, he must have watched too many Ethan Hunt movies in Mission Impossible. As a result, his back is as bright as a neon sign. The whole street knows what he is up to."

Meanwhile, Zhou Ku gripped the steering wheel tightly with both hands, his every movement revealing the word "professional". He silently gave himself a score in his mind: "This tracking was done out of 10, and I'll give myself 9.9. The one point deducted was because I didn't let Yun Ximo notice."

What a pity, our Zhou Ku was immersed in his self-indulgent "agent dream" and didn't realize that he had already become a "cute big cat" in the eyes of Yun Ximo and Xiao Maque. In this game of "cat and mouse, oh no, it's mouse teasing cat", he was the one who was least aware.

However, at this moment, the black car once again jumped into the camera at an inopportune time, and parked steadily in front of her, becoming the real "MVP of trouble".

Yun Ximo: "..." Is this car the reincarnation of a roadblock? Why is it so addicted to blocking roads?

The car door opened, and our "Zhou Buji" - Zhou Ku got out of the car with a serious face and a ruthless pace.

Yun Ximo raised her eyebrows slightly, her eyes asking, "Brother, are you looking for trouble?"

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Zhou Ku immediately struck a pose that he thought was so elegant that it would blind everyone, and then he politely greeted everyone as if he was reciting a line: "Little girl, my name is Zhou Ku, the kind of cool that's so cool that I have no friends! My boss saw that you were all alone, so he wanted to ask if you wanted to take a... uh, ride? Oh no, it was a slip of the tongue, it was a ride!"

After saying that, he even patted his forehead, looking like he was saying, "I'm really crying because of my own stupidity."

Yun Ximo then slowly turned her small head to the side, and her gaze instantly transformed into an X-ray scanner, directly penetrating Zhou Ku and conducting an all-round, no-dead-angle "silent interrogation" of Si Yici in the car.

Si Yici sat in the car, with a look on his face that said "Do not disturb, thank you for your cooperation", and his eyes were so calm that they could drown a group of fish.

Yun Ximo looked away and said slowly, "No, no, I've already called Hua Xiaozhu's car, it should be here soon."

Zhou Ku was very upset after being rejected. He looked very sincere, almost putting on a "good guy" sign on his chest: "Little girl, this world is dangerous. It's not safe for a girl like you to take a taxi alone."

At this point, he patted his chest and added, "Don't worry, we are absolutely upright young people. We don't do things like human trafficking!"

Yun Ximo: "..." Your explanation of covering up the truth is simply adding fuel to your "suspicion index".

The corners of her mouth twitched, and she forced a faint smile: "Yeah, I understand. Bad guys don't have 'I'm a bad guy' written on their faces, but now that you mention it, I think you look a lot like one."

After hearing the girl's words, Zhou Ku felt a headache, and a few dark clouds passed over his head. He felt very aggrieved. "No, I mean... my looks can at least light up a street, right? How come you've become a 'suspected human trafficker'? Little girl, don't you need to adjust your focus and refocus your eyes?"

Although his appearance is not as outstanding as his boss, he is still a handsome guy, a fresh-faced young man who will turn heads when he walks on the street. Why doesn't this girl have any "starry eyes" towards him?
Yun Ximo: “…” These days, handsome guys are working so hard to promote themselves?
She blinked and said seriously, "As for handsome guys, I prefer not to have delicious food. Besides, what if you're a hidden 'handsome version of a human trafficker'? I'd be walking into a tiger's mouth."

Yun Ximo's words made Zhou Ku laugh and cry. This girl's train of thought was like a mountain road with eighteen twists and turns and sharp turns. Everyone she saw looked like a suspect who had just walked out of "Detective Conan".

Zhou Ku: "..." These days, having a rich imagination is a good thing, but you can't attack indiscriminately like this! "

However, he changed his mind and thought that to deal with such a whimsical girl, he might have to use food.

Suddenly, an idea struck him, and with a smile on his face, he suggested, "Why don't we change the channel? Do you want to go out for some delicious food later? Reward your brain for all that hard work? And I, without being modest, am the walking map of this food court. I'd like to treat you to a delicious meal. Would you consider it?"

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Yun Ximo looked down at the red wine in her arms, then looked up at Zhou Ku. This guy was dressed in a suit and tie, and he exuded the aura of being rich from head to toe.

It is a "walking RMB", oh no, it is a "walking buyer"!

Haha, pie in the sky, and I even hit a rich guy! I took this opportunity to sell this hot potato (red wine). Now it’s great, the "God of Wealth" has sent down from the sky, and it’s a perfect solution. I don’t have to take the wine home and save myself the trouble of carrying it up and down.

Her phoenix eyes were cunning and bright. "Handsome boy, seeing how passionate you are, and how persistent and sincere you are, you can move heaven and earth. You almost moved this bottle of red wine that I have treasured for many years..."

Zhou Ku was so happy when he heard the girl's words, thinking that his eloquence and handsome offensive had finally impressed the girl in front of him.

There was a smug smile on his handsome face, and he almost couldn't help humming a little tune to celebrate.

The little drum in my heart was beating non-stop: "Yeah! It seems that my charm is powerful enough to even convince such a unique young lady!
Now, the girl was finally willing to cooperate and get in the car. Otherwise, if she continued to waste time like this, her boss's temper would erupt like a volcano, and she would be "roasted" until she was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

Thinking of this, he shuddered unconsciously and quickly tightened his suit, fearing that he would be attacked by the upcoming "cold air" (actually, it was his guilty conscience).

Yun Ximo's phoenix eyes were filled with intelligence as she stared straight at Zhou Ku, a sweet smile blossoming on her face. Every word she uttered carried the sweetness of honey, and her voice was as soft as a clear spring.

"This bottle of red wine has spent its entire life, like aristocrats, nestled in the glittering, noble cellar of the Victoria Bar. It's priced at two hundred thousand, and I guarantee it's genuine, truer than gold, truer than heart! Fake? It doesn't exist. If it's fake, I'll pay tenfold without hesitation, without blinking an eye. No warranty, no after-sales service. Once you sell it, returns? No way!"

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Luo Luo's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets at Yun Ximo's actions, shaking madly: "You're actually trying to sell wine in front of the villainous NPC? Zhou Ku is the villain's minion driver! Are you trying to turn a small, transparent system like me into a heart patient and schizophrenia patient?"

Zhou Ku is a young man who has seen many storms, just like an Antarctic penguin suddenly seeing a polar bear.

At this moment, his jaw dropped in a state of shock, almost enough to form an idiom with his surname - "Zhou's dropped jaw".

With an expression of disbelief, he said, "Uh... little girl, are you sure you're not kidding me? Telling me a joke to cheer me up?"

Yun Ximo's smile grew even brighter. "Mr. Zhou Ku, I'm more real than gold! No formal bargaining, and I won't accept IOUs or credit. Cash, WeChat transfer, Alipay scan, take your pick. Just don't tell me you can't even afford a 200,000 yuan bottle of red wine. I'll cry my eyes out and the Great Wall will fall down."

Luo Luo has completely fallen into a state of autism: [I...I'd better quietly dig a hole and bury myself! Or be ready to "rest in peace" at any time.]

It thought sadly: [I...I better get out of this as soon as possible! What if Momo suddenly decides to sell the interstellar battleship to Earthlings? I'll have to be mentally prepared, right?]

Luo Luo silently lit a virtual candle for herself in her mind and sighed sadly: [Selling red wine can even be done right under the nose of the villain NPC. I've really opened my eyes. What is impossible in this world?]

Si Yici's unusually light eyes contained a coldness that could not be ignored.

When the girl was selling red wine, her clear and sweet voice was full of unexpected vitality.

The sudden burst of energy broke the silence in the carriage, causing a hint of surprise to flash across Si Yici's eyes.

Ming Yu's face, sitting in the back seat, looked like he had just taken a bite of a lemon that was so green that you could squeeze out the juice. It was so sour that his facial features were almost out of place, and there was also a hint of embarrassment as if to ask "Why did I get into this situation?"

The corners of his mouth twitched, and his smiling muscles were about to burst out, but they were tightly locked by the chains of reason, forcibly pulling back the laughter that was about to burst out.

Seeing that the flame of smile was about to spread across the land, Ming Yu cleverly used the ultimate defensive skill - "Facial Paralysis", plus the "Inner Calmness Training Manual" with the attitude of "No matter how noisy the world is, I will remain unmoved".

Ming Yu: "..." My silence is the greatest respect for this world.

Zhou Ku thought the girl was conquered by his looks and was willing to get in the car.

What happened? As soon as the girl opened her mouth, the scene immediately changed to a scene of a wine direct sales event.

The confident smile on Zhou Ku's face instantly solidified into the famous "Mona Lisa's Smile" in history books - mysterious and strange, with a bit of unspeakable bitterness.

At this time, Si Yici gave Ming Yu a wink.

After receiving the "boss's order", Ming Yu moved quickly, pushed the door open, and got out of the car in one go.

He strode over to Zhou Ku, his eyes clearly saying, "Dude, even though I really want to laugh, I still have to pretend to be sympathetic. Just three seconds, I can't hold it back any longer.

Then Ming Yu took out his phone and said to Yun Ximo, "Little girl, I'll buy some wine. Scan the QR code with WeChat and it's done!"

Yun Ximo took a look and saw that this handsome guy had extraordinary moves. There was a gleam of "finding a treasure" in his eyes, and his movements were so fast that he could compete with the cheat players in QQ Dance.

She quickly took out the QR code, fearing that this sudden happiness would grow wings and fly away if she wasn't careful.

"Ding Dong!" A crisp notification sound came, and two hundred thousand yuan arrived in her account. She was so happy that she almost burst into laughter.

The red wine was handed over smoothly. When Yun Ximo looked at Ming Yu, her eyes showed the joy of seeing RMB, the surprise of unexpected wealth, and a little bit of "this guy is definitely a hidden version of a rich man who gives away money."

In her heart, Ming Yu's lavish and "spendthrifty" behavior was like walking RMB, making her love him endlessly.

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"Of course, if you are also interested in interstellar battleships, you can come to me. I have them here! But remember, this is a limited edition, exclusively sold in the Milky Way!" Yun Ximo blinked her starry eyes and talked nonsense seriously.

It was as if she could really pull a starship out of her pocket.

Ming Yu: “What?” Has this girl watched too many science fiction movies and started talking nonsense?
Zhou Ku's face was filled with confusion and a hint of fear. "What kind of leap of faith is this? We just moved from wine to food, how come we're suddenly going to burst through the atmosphere?"

His eyes were filled with the question, "Are you kidding me?" Was it because of the recent work pressure that he started to hear voices?

Luo Luo nearly rebooted his system after hearing this, roaring, "You're going to go crazy! No, are you trying to kill Tian Chat or force this system to jump off a building? Are you planning to expose the alien's identity? Or are you simply testing the limits of my AI's adaptability?"

However, before its complaints could turn into sound waves, Yun Ximo's look of "You're so annoying" stifled it, and it could only circle around in its heart feeling aggrieved.

Looking at Ming Yu and Zhou Ku who were bewildered, Yun Ximo finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Haha, just kidding! You guys really took it seriously?" She laughed so hard that she fell over, as if the person who said she wanted to sell the interstellar battleship just now was not her at all.

Luo Luo was almost moved to tears: [Momo, you finally pulled my heart back from the brink of a cosmic black hole! My "system career" can still be salvaged!]

What sin has it committed? To have such a host, wuwuwu...

(End of this chapter)