I raise furry animals and fly them to my motherland.
Chapter 298 The Bad Guy Who Eats His Colleague at Work
Chapter 298 The Bad Guy Who Eats His Colleague at Work
The pontoon bridge was still swaying, but Xu Ying's heart skipped a beat for no apparent reason.
She held onto the rope and saw that Qi Xiao had indeed stopped chasing her as he had said. However, his hands, with their distinct knuckles, were still hanging in mid-air, as if he were ready to step forward and pull her back if she fell.
Xu Ying slowed her pace, carefully crossed the floating bridge, and then looked back.
Perhaps to give her enough sense of security, Qi Xiao's figure had already disappeared, and Xu Ying breathed a sigh of relief.
She turned to look at the ice wall in front of her; the maze here had two more forks.
Just as Xu Ying was struggling with her decision, a round, plump plateau pika peeked out from behind the ice wall of the passage on the right and beckoned to Xu Ying with its little paws.
[Station Master Xu, there's something hidden here~]
Come with me!
After saying this, the plateau pika walked towards the right passage, and Xu Ying quickly followed.
However, she walked along the right-hand passage for a minute without seeing any plateau pikas.
"Little bunny, where is everyone?"
As Xu Ying was searching for the plateau pika, a white shadow suddenly swept overhead.
Upon closer inspection, she realized it was a white pelican (carrying a jug)!
White pelicans are large waterbirds, with a body length that can reach up to 175 centimeters. Their most distinctive feature is their large beak, which resembles an orange-red, long-handled spoon and is 40 centimeters long.
The white pelican's large beak is connected to its throat pouch, which can inflate like a balloon, and when expanded, it can hold more than ten meters of water and schools of fish, making it a veritable retractable fishing cage.
Meanwhile, the white pelican flying overhead had its throat pouch bulging open, round and still moving.
Xu Ying suddenly had a bad feeling, and she quickly chased after the white pelican in the direction it was flying.
The white pelican flapped its wings and landed on the side of the pontoon bridge, like a white bomber making an emergency landing. Its two big feet pattered and tumbled, as if it were wearing ill-fitting slippers.
It tilted its head, staring at its throat pouch with its beady eyes, as if pondering, "Where's that tuft of hair I just swallowed? Why hasn't it turned into food to fill my stomach yet?"
Xu Ying rushed forward in one stride, pried open the white pelican's large beak without saying a word, and almost reached his entire arm into its bottomless "snack bag" to rummage around—
"Splash!" Xu Ying pulled a wet plateau pika out of the white pelican's throat pouch.
The plateau pika shook its fur frantically, as if it had just been spun dry in a washing machine, panting and cursing: [Help! I almost became a buffet!]
The pika's short legs kicked wildly in the air, its anger reaching its peak: [I hate colleagues who have no boundaries!!]
Xu Ying tapped the white pelican on the head with a pained expression: "How many times have I told you! You're not allowed to eat your colleagues during work hours!"
The white pelican blinked blankly, then suddenly snapped its jaws shut on her finger—
Xu Ying: "...?"
Xu Ying was speechless.
Pika: ...6.
Mouse and Rabbit: Today is another day I'm thinking about quitting my job!
Netizens burst into laughter!
[Eating at work by a colleague is truly outrageous; it's workplace bullying!]
[This must be the biggest glutton of all waterfowl! Even a passing manure truck would probably taste it to see if it's salty enough.]
[This big bird looks so comical; its beak looks like a giant pincer.]
I saw a video online; it really loves to use its big mouth to grab things that pass by, and it even grabbed a child's head!
The literary geniuses in the comments section have already started joking that the white pelican eats its colleagues while on the go.
[White Pelican: Work is boring, but my colleagues are incredibly delicious.]
Even tigers don't eat their cubs; colleagues are delicious.
[I departed Baidi City amidst colorful clouds at dawn; nothing else rivaled the freshness of my colleagues.]
[In the desolate lands of Bashan and Chushui, my colleague found a way to satisfy his cravings and cleanse his palate.]
【No, you guys are taking the postgraduate entrance exam? You're all literary giants!】
Just as Xu Ying was reprimanding the gluttonous girl, the white pelican, a dark figure darted out from the ice wall passage on the left side of the floating bridge.
It's Su Zhining from the Hunter Team!
Xu Ying's heart skipped a beat.
With both old and new grudges from the show combined, Su Zhining probably wanted nothing more than to tear herself apart! Sure enough, when Su Zhining saw Xu Ying, she showed an excited expression and pounced on Xu Ying like a hungry tiger!
Xu Ying quickly put down the plateau pika in her hand: "Little rabbit, go and tell my other teammates to run!"
The plateau pika quickly disappeared.
Xu Ying dodged Su Zhi Ning in a flash and was about to run to the right passage when a dark figure jumped out from the right passage—it was Lu Jin Yu!
The two men completely blocked her escape route, leaving Xu Ying with no choice but to fight them off on the lakeshore.
She's so unlucky; she ran into three hunters not long into the game!
Lu Jinyu shook his head with regret, his eyes looking at the storage bag at Xu Ying's waist: "Station Chief Xu, I'm sorry."
He then said to Su Zhining with a gentlemanly air, "Girls against girls, I'll be waiting on the sidelines to snatch the Snow Heart Crystal Ball."
Su Zhining had already rolled up her sleeves and was eager to try: "Alright!"
Xu Ying tried to hide, but Lu Jinyu was standing behind her, forming a human wall.
Su Zhining grabbed Xu Ying's sleeve and reached for the name tag behind Xu Ying with one hand.
Xu Ying used one hand to block Su Zhi Ning's movements, while using the other hand to tightly protect her name tag.
Xu Ying frantically blocked the shots, looking like a cat with its fur standing on end. She looked up at the sky and howled bitterly, "Is the production team targeting me?!"
Just as Su Zhining's fingertips were about to touch the designer brand—
"Ow!!!"
A white pelican suddenly appeared out of nowhere and precisely clamped its jaws onto Su Zhining's shapely buttocks!
Su Zhining screamed in terror, jumping three meters high: "Pervert!!!"
Lu Jinyu: "...?"
Xu Ying: "...Pfft."
Before they could react, the white pelican had already turned around and flapped its wings, rushing straight toward Lu Jinyu!
Its massive jaws opened and closed with a "click-clack" sound, like a merciless clamping machine, heading straight for Lu Jinyu's buttocks—
"Aaaaaah, you pervert, get out of here!"
Lu Jinyu's defenses crumbled instantly, his noble and aloof image collapsed, and he frantically tried to dodge backward, looking like a respectable man being chased by thugs.
The comments section was practically bursting with laughter:
[Pelicans: Today's goal is to socially kill all hunters]
[The MVP of this name tag ripping game has to be this rogue bird!]
Xu Ying was so frustrated by holding back her laughter that she almost injured herself. Taking advantage of the situation, she crouched down and tried to slip away.
"Don't run!" Su Zhining and Lu Jinyu reacted at the same time, and without caring about the Pelicans chasing them, they rushed to stop them.
But at that very moment—
A tall, slender white figure swept past like a gust of wind!
Chen Su had somehow appeared behind Lu Jinyu, and with a gentle pinch of his long fingers, the name tag fell to the ground with a "rip"!
"Lu Jinyu, eliminated!" The director's announcement rang out throughout the venue.
Lu Jinyu froze on the spot, slowly turning his head: "...Wait? How did I get eliminated?!"
Production team: "Chen Su obtained the mysterious prop and unlocked your name tag."
At that moment, Chen Su had already turned around and stood in front of Xu Ying.
(End of this chapter)
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