I raise furry animals and fly them to my motherland.
Chapter 267 Don't Speak, We're on the Same Side!
Chapter 267 Don't Speak, We're on the Same Side!
Xu Ying: "Everyone, guess why we put blindfolds on the golden eagle?"
Strange comments floated across the screen:
[...To look cool?]
[To cosplay as a Pirates of the Caribbean?]
[With snow-covered mountains so white, is it easy to get snow blindness?]
Yao Yingzhe hesitated, as the question was clearly beyond his knowledge.
“Golden eagles are visually-driven birds of prey,” Xu Ying gently stroked the golden eagle’s feathers, revealing the mystery to netizens: “Their field of vision can reach 360 degrees, which means they are always in a state of high alert.”
She tightened the blindfold, explaining, "By blocking its vision, the golden eagle cannot perceive changes in its surroundings, allowing it to calm down more quickly and avoid unnecessary energy expenditure."
Netizens suddenly realized: "So this is what they mean by 'out of sight, out of mind'."
The eye mask serves as its energy-saving mode switch.
[Got it! The blindfold is a seal; taking it off activates battle mode! This blindfold has the same effect as the headband!]
What?! A 300-degree field of view?! Come to my house and use it as a security camera!!
“On the steppes of Kazakhstan,” Xu Ying put on specially made protective gloves, and the golden eagle landed on her forearm, its sharp claws gently gripping the leather.
"Hunters train golden eagles to be 'aerial sheepdogs' specifically to deal with wolves that covet the sheep."
Ye Jie leaned closer curiously, but kept a safe distance: "Station Chief Xu, I've never been able to tell the difference between an eagle and a hawk."
“It’s like…” Xu Ying thought for a moment, “Tigers and leopards are both felines, but their size and habits are completely different. Eagles are like heavyweight boxing champions in the raptor world,” she gestured, “while eagles are more like agile lightweight fighters.”
Su Zhining stomped her foot impatiently: "Stop showing off your vast knowledge, okay? Just ask this greedy guy what score he'd give me!"
She spent several thousand dollars to get this eagle!
If she were to receive the worst rating, she would stew this eagle tonight!
The golden eagle let out two soft "hooks." [Very good impression! Thank you so much to the top-ranked fan for the US dollar fireworks!!!]
Xu Ying, the translator, is online: "It has a very good impression of you. Congratulations on getting 6 points!"
She glanced at the timer. "Adding the 2-point time bonus, you have a total of 8 points."
Su Zhining glanced at Ye Jie's name at the top of the leaderboard and stomped her foot in anger: "It's all that difficult golden eagle's fault, it made me a step behind!"
Now only Lu Jinyu and Jia Yao haven't found any animal friends.
Jia Yao has always been unreliable, Xu Ying knew that, but this Lu Jinyu, who was physically weak...
Xu Ying couldn't help but ask worriedly, "Director, did Lu Jinyu faint on the way to find his friend in the snow mountain?"
The assistant director shook his head: "The person is still alive, it's just..."
He hesitated, then asked a staff member to bring him a tablet: "You should see for yourselves..."
Lu Jinyu's live stream camera angle.
In the footage, Lu Jinyu is crawling through the snow at a speed of 500 meters per hour.
He was wrapped up in his expensive e-sports jacket like a silkworm, and he had to stop and catch his breath for five minutes every three steps.
The comments section was bursting with laughter:
[Lu Jinyu's movement speed is slower than my grandma's.]
[Suggested title: "Live Footage of Seniors Taking a Walk in the Snow-Capped Mountains"]
[His physical condition is worrying; he looks like he has kidney deficiency.]
Suddenly, Lu Jinyu's eyes lit up in the video—
On the steep rock face, several blue sheep are licking salt crystals.
Their agile figures leap between cliffs, every muscle exuding wild power.
Lu Jinyu pointed with trembling hands, and the photographer following his direction pointed the camera at the argali sheep: "Brothers, look. This is the snow mountain's Haha rock climbing master." He was panting as if he had just finished a marathon.
The strongest ibex suddenly turned its head, its amber eyes staring intently at the strange two-legged creature.
The argali sheep guest featured this time is the leader of the argali sheep family that Xu Ying encountered while investigating a case in the snow-capped mountains.
The leader of the herd and his underlings came on the show to earn money for the medical expenses of the herd leader, who had injured his leg.
The leader of the blue sheep: (Disdainful face) [This generation of humans is of poor quality.]
[He's so skinny even in a down jacket, is he going to have an accident on the show and then try to scam me?]
The leader has been communicating with Director Zanghu these past few days and has gained some understanding of the program effects and common memorable scenes of human variety shows.
"Hey, wanna be friends? I'm a pro at jungling..."
Lu Jinyu looked up at the argali sheep on the steep cliff and waved his hand. His arm, as thin as a twig, trembled slightly in the wind.
The cold wind made his gaming jacket flutter loudly.
Beads of sweat appeared on his pale face. His fingers swiped across the phone screen for a long time before finally pulling up a picture of truffles. He held it up with trembling hands: "Want some imported truffles...?"
The ibex leader glanced down at him from its high perch, slowly licked the salt crystal, flicked its tail, and turned to face him with its rear end.
[Lu Jinyu was ignored by the sheep, hahaha]
You're telling a sheep you're a pro at jungling?
[Hibak: That's it? It's not as fragrant as rock salt]
[As expected of a cliff-dwelling noble sheep, it looks down on mortal creatures.]
Lu Jinyu's fans were instantly enraged:
[Our Brother Lu is an e-sports champion! What are you, a mere sheep, acting so high and mighty about?]
[Haha, is being able to run on a cliff really that impressive?]
[Our Brother Lu is bringing you buzz so more people will know you, okay? You stinky sheep, get your act together!]
Netizens couldn't stand it anymore: [It's just a sheep!]
Even sheep are being cyberbullied these days?!
Lu Jinyu was a little anxious. He wanted to get back to the tent at the meeting point as soon as possible to have a hot tea and rest.
As the only e-sports player in the reality show "Rules of Survival in the Desert," he desperately missed his 100,000 yuan e-sports equipment. At least there, he was a dominant force, not this newbie who couldn't even handle a sheep.
Lu Jinyu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "That's it! Trust needs to be built step by step, so I can start by getting closer to them."
He took a deep breath and began to sing "Don't Look Down on Me, I'm Just a Sheep" to the ibex.
Lu Jinyu's voice trembled slightly with nervousness: "Don't underestimate me just because I'm a sheep; sheep are incredibly intelligent—"
Help! My ear is bleeding!
[Dude, don't say a word! We're on the same side!]
[Hillbilly: Is it too late to jump off the cliff now?]
The herd of argali sheep became visibly agitated. The lead sheep pricked up its ears warily and retreated a few steps to the higher rock face, followed by the other sheep, as if Lu Jinyu were some kind of ferocious beast.
"Hey! Don't go!"
Lu Jinyu panicked and took a step forward, but stepped on loose gravel and almost fell.
He shakily regained his balance and looked up to find that the ibex had retreated to the almost vertical rock face and were looking down at him with eyes full of concern for the mentally challenged.
[Haha, the ibex's mocking expression is absolutely hilarious!]
[What kind of thought process is this, to come up with the idea of singing this song to sheep?]
[This is so entertaining, everyone!]
(End of this chapter)
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