I raise furry animals and fly them to my motherland.

Chapter 259 Toilet Scene (Direct Shot)
Are you satisfied now?

Xu Ying gritted her teeth and wiped away the last tuft of wet hair.

The Tibetan fox leisurely squatted back down at her feet, its fluffy chest fur gleaming golden in the sunlight.

It swept its gaze across the crowd with its signature half-smile, like an emperor who had just finished a royal meal and was contemplating which memorial to approve next.

The live chat is completely captivated by this mesmerizing fox, with most of the discussion focusing on this animal guest:
[Director Fox, the press release for this meeting has been prepared for you. Please take a look: The Xishan meeting was successfully held at the former site of the scientific expedition team. Xu Ying, director of the Desert Rescue Station, and Tibetan Fox, director of the Xishan Wildlife Management Office, attended the meeting.]

The meeting emphasized the need to consistently adhere to the development philosophy of "fox-centricity" and effectively protect the dietary rights of wild animals in the snow-capped mountains. The meeting also required all relevant units to further improve service quality and ensure a safe and stable supply of high-quality meat broth.

[Xishanhu Office Document No. 1 [2023]: Meeting Minutes Regarding This Beef Soup Tasting Event]

[First item on the agenda: Review and approval of Comrade Xu Ying's appointment as Imperial Mouth Wiper]

Are you guys upstairs preparing for the civil service exam?

Finally, Director Fox quieted down, Su Zhining behaved herself, and Xu Ying could finally enjoy the delicious food in front of her in peace.

She picked up a piece of red willow roasted meat, the aroma of charcoal fire mingling with the sweet and sour taste of wild apple sauce, exploding on her tongue. The crispy crust of the baked bun crumbled between her teeth, the fragrance making her squint her eyes.

"This is what life is all about," she sighed contentedly, preparing to attack the second baked bun—

Suddenly, Xu Ying felt a furry touch on her calf.

Looking down, she saw that the fox was wriggling back and forth at her feet in an extremely bizarre manner, its square head occasionally brushing against her hiking boots, and its fluffy tail sweeping around on the ground, just like a malfunctioning robot vacuum cleaner.

"Director Fox," Xu Ying said without even putting down her chopsticks, "go take a shower if you're itchy, don't act like a caterpillar here."

The Tibetan fox remained silent, only crawling around her feet. Xu Ying couldn't take it anymore, and with a quick movement, she grabbed the fox by the back of the neck: "What's wrong? Tell me quickly."

The Tibetan fox was held in mid-air by Xu Ying, its four paws curled up and its tail wagging restlessly.

After much hesitation, it finally managed to squeeze out a barely audible sound from its throat:

[Station manager, I need to poop.]
"Pfft—" Xu Ying almost spat out the milk tea in her mouth, and hurriedly put the "leader" back on the ground. "Did you learn your digestive system from a sparrow? You just ate and you're already pooping?"

"How big of a fox are you? You have to report to me every time you need to poop or pee. Just go outside and find a corner to relieve yourself."

The Tibetan fox sat upright, flicking its tail with a serious expression:
[This fox is, after all, an officially certified civil servant of the snowy mountains; how can I urinate and defecate anywhere?]
[The area outside is full of the production crew; what if they take indecent photos?]

It glanced worriedly at the drone outside the window, thinking, "I'm a social media influencer with millions of followers; image management is very important."
[What if someone takes a picture of me like that? If this negative news gets out, my reputation will collapse! I'm so popular, it will definitely affect my image in the eyes of netizens.]
Xu Ying: ...

Well, this official has already developed an idol image to maintain.

Xu Ying sighed, "So what do you want, old man? This is the middle of nowhere."

The fox's eyes lit up, and it excitedly patted the ground with its front paws:

[I was watching TV yesterday, and all the domestic cats you humans keep use litter boxes! And they have soft, fragrant litter to bury their poop.]
[Get one for me too!] "."

Xu Ying nearly choked on the baked bun. "My dear fox leader, where am I supposed to find a new cat litter box for you on this snow-capped mountain at an altitude of 4,000 meters?"

Before the words were finished, the Tibetan fox suddenly froze, its tail bristling like a feather duster.
[No, this is urgent! Emergency!]

Its gaze swept quickly across the room, suddenly locking onto its target—Su Zhining's bone china lunchbox worth 200,000 yuan!
In the blink of an eye, a yellow shadow flashed by.

Director Fox, already carrying the bone china bowl wrapped in silk, transformed into a bolt of lightning and dashed out the door.

Yao Yingzhe adjusted his glasses: "Was there a yellow object that flashed by just now?"

"Hmm," Xu Ying said calmly, taking a bite of her roasted meat without looking up, "Our Director Fox has gone to the restroom in style."

Su Zhining looked down and found her gold-inlaid satin box empty—her six-figure bone china rice bowl had vanished!
"Aaaaaah! It stole my food bowl!!!"

Su Zhining's scream pierced the sky, "That's bone china, worth half a year's salary! You heartless, wicked bandit!!!"

She grabbed a broom and rushed out, and the photographer, upon hearing the epic combination of "Director Fox + a six-figure lunchbox + a crime scene," immediately grabbed his equipment and ran after her, the camera shaking like an action movie.

When the live stream finally stabilized, millions of netizens were collectively stunned.

Director Hu was gracefully and dignifiedly squatting on Su Zhining's six-figure lunchbox, with a carefree expression on his face.

Director Hu was indeed destined to be a high-ranking official. When he saw the camera filming him, he remained unmoved and even shifted his body to make himself more comfortable on the rice bowl, as if to say, "This is very suitable for my buttocks."

Nearly ten million viewers watching the live stream witnessed Director Fox's elegant demeanor while using the restroom, causing the live stream chat to explode:

[Director Fox truly lives up to his reputation as a top-tier figure in Xishan; even his trip to the toilet gets him millions of views!]

[This is the first time I've seen a fox litter box worth over 10 yuan. Thanks to Su Zhining for opening our eyes.]

[As expected of Director Fox, he really knows how to enjoy life! Using a porcelain basin to relieve himself—in ancient times, he'd be a high-ranking official!]

[Su Zhining: My rice bowl! Director Fox: No, it's your honor. (Holding a rose in his mouth)]

Su Zhining's fans were furious.

[Do you netizens have any empathy? You're still making jokes and spreading memes, but this ugly fox has tarnished a piece of bone china worth 20 yuan!]

Netizens who disliked Su Zhining's fans finally found an opportunity to be sarcastic, directly returning to Su Zhining's fans' previous comments verbatim:
【Oh dear, what do those little animals know? That Tibetan fox is barely two years old, a newcomer just starting out in the entertainment industry. It's used to being wild at home. Can't you be a little more tolerant? Besides, your boss is so rich, would she really be so petty as to argue with a little animal? That's so narrow-minded!】

[Exactly! Who told Su Zhining to bring such an exorbitantly priced rice bowl to show off? She should have been prepared!]

Su Zhining grabbed her hair, feeling her head buzzing—that was a 20 yuan bone china rice bowl!
Now it has actually become a fox's "personal toilet"!
(End of this chapter)