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Chapter 239 Straight Men's Fashion and Photography Skills

Chapter 239 Straight Men's Fashion and Photography Skills

A bright red and green floral-patterned jacket was pulled out with a "whoosh." The combination of red and green was so awful, it was an eye-catching and disastrous color scheme.

Fox Three-Three froze instantly.

Its ears snapped flat, its pupils shrank to slits, and even the whiskers around its mouth trembled.

The elegant little silk scarf drooped listlessly, looking as if it had been struck by lightning.

[Comments: Hahahaha, help!]

[San San: Who am I? Where am I? What did I see?]

[The production team is so wicked! They hid this in the clothes hanger!]

She threw the floral jacket on the ground in disbelief and continued searching relentlessly.

As a result, every two or three pretty dresses she picked out would turn into a fashion disaster:
The fluorescent pink bow hair clip looks incredibly plasticky.
A leopard print scarf studded with rhinestones is incredibly tacky.
Rainbow pants with colorful sequins
The most amazing thing is a pair of thermal pants printed with emojis, with the words "Peerless Beauty" written on them.

Fox Three Three's expression went from shock to despair, and finally to utter despair.

It slumped down amidst a pile of clothes, its paws still unconsciously pawing at the liver-red silk scarf, its eyes dead as if it had seen through the illusions of the world.

Xu Ying's shoulders trembled as she suppressed a laugh: "Looks like our fashion icon has encountered some... uh... challenges today?"

Suddenly, Fox Three jumped up with a start and, with lightning speed, stuffed all the ugly clothes into the bottom shelf.

However, its slightly twitching lips and the wary glances it occasionally cast at the bottom of the clothes rack betrayed its inner trauma.

[San San's inner thoughts: Are the older brothers going to all choose these ugly clothes later? No way!]

How could they treat us female celebrities like this!

The three handsome male assistants had different reactions when they learned that they would be posing for photos with Fox San San.

Qi Xiao raised an eyebrow in surprise, his gaze shifting to the rows of dazzling clothes, and fell silent.

Chen Su calmly looked at his phone, his expression unassuming, but in reality, the program on his phone was a pet dog outfit tutorial.

Ning Zexi smiled confidently and said, "Hahaha, this is my absolute territory. You two are doomed to lose!"

"I've been praised for having a lot of artistic talent since I was a child!"

The viewers in the live chat burst out laughing upon hearing this!
[Pfft, what do you mean by "artistic bacteria"? It's more like "artistic cells"!]

[Oh no, the more confident Ning Zexi is, the less reliable I think he is!]

Xu Ying stood in front of the live broadcast camera, holding a timer in her hand, with a sly smile on her face: "Dear viewers, welcome to today's main event - Fox San San's Afternoon Tea Fashion Photoshoot Challenge!"

She stepped aside, revealing a row of exquisite little dresses, hair accessories, and jewelry behind her, as well as Nishimura milk powder and yogurt curds on the table—

"These are the products we'll be featuring in the photos later."

"The rules are simple!" Xu Ying held up her finger and winked playfully, "The three handsome guys have three minutes to independently create a look for San San, and then have two minutes to take the photo!"

"Here comes the point!"

She raised her voice, "I can't communicate with Fox Three Three the whole time! I can't ask anyone else for their opinion! I have to rely entirely on my own aesthetic sense and observation skills!"

Xu Ying added with a smile, "Finally, netizens will vote to decide which group's photos are the best! The winning group will receive—"

She deliberately dragged out her words, "A whole box of yogurt curds, and a 10 yuan discount coupon for netizens who support you!"

Qi Xiao was the first challenger.

He calmly walked to the clothes rack, his slender fingers gently brushing aside a row of dresses, his gaze calm and focused.

He couldn't ask Fox Three Three what it liked, but he could observe its reactions.

Having spent so much time with the little fennec foxes, Qi Xiao has practically watched them grow up, and he has a great rapport with all five of them.

Qi Xiao picked up a light pink Chanel-style dress, glancing at Fox Three-Three out of the corner of his eye—

Its ears were slightly perked up, and the tip of its tail swayed gently.

"Yes, this is it!"

He then chose a pearl necklace and a lace headband, and Fox Three's eyes visibly lit up.

[Qi-ge is so clever! Did he secretly research San-san's preferences?]

This level of teamwork is incredible!

However, the problem arose during the photo-taking process.

Qi Xiao had Hu San San sit at the afternoon tea table covered with Xicun milk powder and yogurt curds, then held up his OMI phone and adjusted the angle—

Click!

The moment the photo was shown, the entire room fell silent.

—A fatal overhead shot. Fox San San's stunning beauty was captured like a close-up photo, its face taking up the entire frame, while the carefully prepared milk powder and yogurt curds only showed a blurry corner.

Fox Three Three: "...Squeak? (Translation: Are you serious?)"

It turned its back, not wanting to pay attention to its foster father, Qi Xiao, for even a minute.

The comments section was bursting with laughter:

[Hahaha, Qi Ge's straight-man photography skills may be late, but they've finally arrived!]

[San San: Is my face really that big??]

[Oh no, perfect teamwork, but zero for taking photos!]

Looking at the photo, Qi Xiao showed a rare hint of embarrassment and coughed lightly: "...Retake?"

Xu Ying suppressed a laugh: "Time's up! Next group!"

Qi Xiao looked helplessly at Fox San San's angry back; San San's tail was all puffed up like a dandelion.

He whispered to Xu Ying, "Could you comfort San San for me later?"

He knew very well that Fox Three Three loved beauty the most.

Xu Ying smiled and gave an OK sign: "It's all taken care of. Don't worry, San San will never dislike you."

It's the second group's turn.

Chen Su walked forward expressionlessly, his gaze sweeping over the clothes rack, and picked it up directly—

A black leather mini skirt, very cool.

Fox Three Three: "...?"

[She's an adorable little princess!!]
Chen Su then chose a silver studded choker and cool sunglasses.

Fox San San's tail froze, her eyes filled with suspicion.

The comments section is filled with questions:

Is Captain Chen going for a biker girl style?

[San San: This fox is an elegant female celebrity, not a rebellious delinquent!]

[It's clear that Captain Chen is approaching this from the perspective of choosing clothes for boys.]

But there wasn't enough time. Chen Su didn't give it a chance to protest. He directly carried Fox San San to the filming area, adjusted the arrangement of the milk powder and yogurt curds, and held up his phone—

Click!

The moment the photo was released, everyone was stunned.

—An unexpected sense of sophistication!
The cool outfit paired with Fox Three Three's lifeless expression creates a rebellious feel reminiscent of a high-fashion photoshoot.

The Nishimura milk powder and yogurt curds in the background are cleverly blurred, highlighting the products without overshadowing them.

The barrage exploded:

[Holy crap! Captain Chen actually took some pretty good photos? I was worried he'd end up with something like a criminal suspect identifying a crime scene or a jail photo.]

[San San: Forced to work.jpg]

[This composition, this lighting—does the police academy really teach photography?]

Fox Three-Three looked at the photo, her expression complex: "...Squeak. (Translation: Well, barely acceptable.)"

Now it's the third group.

Ning Zexi charged forward confidently: "Finally, it's my turn! I'll show you what real art is!"

He grabbed it directly—

A fluorescent green tutu skirt + a colorful sequined headband + a leopard print shawl.

Fox Three-Three turned around and tried to run away!

But Ning Zexi reacted quickly and grabbed it, saying, "San San, don't be afraid! Trust me!"

"The most popular style this year is retro millennial style!"

Fox Three Three kicked its paws desperately.

The viewers in the live chat were all worried for Fox Three.

【San San: Help me! Help me!】

This combination is so offensive... Please, leave the children alone!

Ning Zexi, go home! Don't let your artistic sensibilities pollute our three treasures!


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