I raise furry animals and fly them to my motherland.
Chapter 211 Hi, beautiful lady
Chapter 211 Hi, beautiful lady
Top male actor Jiang Mo drew the trainee number "Fox Slacker".
He looked at treadmill number two.
Beside the treadmill lay a ball of sandy-gold fur. The round, chubby fennec fox cub lay on its back with its paws in the air, the soft fur on its belly rising and falling gently with its breath, looking very relaxed.
The pet toys scattered around it were all brand new, and there was still some leftover diet food from the morning in its food bowl.
"Is this what Fox's 'slacking off' means?" Jiang Mo squatted down and gently poked the soft belly with the rolled-up training plan list.
Fox Bailan opened one of its amber eyes, slowly rolled over, buried its face in its front paws, and gave a perfunctory wag of its tail as a greeting.
Jiang Mo rolled up his shirt sleeves, revealing his well-defined forearms.
He lifted the fox with one hand—it was much heavier than he had imagined.
Jiang Mo gently placed the fox on the treadmill conveyor belt.
"Today's goal: walk continuously for ten minutes." He pressed the start button.
The treadmill emitted a soft hum.
Fox's ears twitched, and the moment the conveyor belt started, it suddenly flattened out with a "snap," as if its bones had been removed.
It was like a large rag, letting the conveyor belt drag it backward.
“Baby, stand up.” Jiang Mo frowned.
The fox ignored him completely, even closing its eyes contentedly.
When it was transported to the end, it fell onto the cushion with a "thud," rolled half a circle on the ground, and then fell fast asleep.
Where you fall, you settle down.
Jiang Mo's temple twitched.
After repeating this cycle several times, the treadmill suddenly emitted a piercing alarm, and the control panel displayed an "overheat protection" warning. Meanwhile, on the monitor, Fox's heart rate remained perfectly still, indicating he was in deep sleep.
Jiang Mo was sweating profusely from repeatedly moving the fat fox.
The viewers in the live chat couldn't hold back anymore.
[Damn, who's training whom and who's losing weight?]
[Incredible! The king of slacking off among foxes, a dead pig that doesn't fear boiling water.]
[I suggest checking if your heart rate monitor is broken; I'm so envious of your sleep quality.]
Jiang Mo was sweating profusely, while Fox Lord remained as steady as an old dog (doge emoji)
Staring at the slacker on the ground, Jiang Mo changed his strategy.
He held up the low-fat jerky specially made by the production team and waved it in front of Fox's nose.
"Want some? Come a few steps."
The fox's nose twitched twice, and it slowly raised its head.
Just when Jiang Mo thought his plan had succeeded, it suddenly rolled over, its furry rear end facing the jerky, and its tail deliberately brushed against the back of Jiang Mo's hand.
“.”
Jiang Mo broke off a small piece of jerky and gently placed it on the fox's wet nose.
Fox wrinkled his nose and suddenly sneezed loudly.
"Ah!"
The jerky traced a parabola in the air and landed precisely on its own belly.
Fox looked down at the food and then closed his eyes.
Fifteen minutes later, when Jiang Mo came up with a new plan, he discovered a team of desert ants working together to carry away the jerky.
If I remember correctly, ants are also one of the foods of the fennec fox, right?
Jiang Mo:
This lazybones is incredibly lazy!!!
A burst of laughter suddenly erupted outside the tent.
Jiang Mo lifted the curtain and found more than a dozen staff members laughing so hard they were doubled over around the monitor screen. Xu Ying wiped away the tears of laughter and gave him a thumbs up: "The live stream viewership has broken records! The number one trending topic on Weibo is 'Jiang Mo gets military training by the fox'!"
Jiang Mo stared at the fox, who had once again collapsed into a pancake shape, and unconsciously tapped his knee with his fingers.
The live stream chat had gone from initial "So cute" to "National Class I Protected Little Trash." "Last attempt."
Jiang Mo asked his assistant to fetch a tablet and made a video call with a friend.
The director also gave Jiang Mo a close-up of his phone screen.
The moment the call screen lit up, the live chat exploded with comments.
【Oh my god, what kind of fox is this?】
The Princess of Qingqiu has descended to the mortal realm!!
Is this definitely not special effects?
The image shows a pure white fox jogging gracefully on a treadmill. Its fur is fluffy like clouds, and its golden eyes look like melting honey in the sunlight. Every step it takes has a rhythmic quality, like a ballet dancer.
"Jiang Mo?" A strange male voice came through the speaker, "Why do you suddenly want to see my Xiaoxue? Weren't you not interested in keeping pets or anything like that?"
Upon hearing the sound, the white fox gracefully jumped off the treadmill and approached the camera.
"Chirp~" it chirped clearly, its beautiful, snow-white tail standing upright.
[That cry of "I'm dead" was so sweet~]
[The epitome of female! The most alluring vixen!]
[This is a real fox!]
The fox, who had been lying slumped on the ground, suddenly perked up its ears.
It slowly arched its body, peered at the glowing screen, and its round eyes widened instantly.
The white fox tilted its head, curiously examining the camera.
When it saw the fox's round, bloated belly, it suddenly covered its mouth with its front paws and its shoulders began to tremble suspiciously.
"Xiaoxue is laughing at you, you chubby little thing."
On the other end of the phone, Jiang Mo's friend was astonished to see such a fat fennec fox for the first time. He suppressed a laugh and explained, "Xiao Xue is usually very ladylike, unless she really can't help herself."
The fox's droopy ears snapped shut against its head.
It nervously scratched at the fur on its belly with its paws, trying to hide the excess flesh, but because it moved too fast, it rolled half a circle, looking just like a turtle that couldn't turn over.
The supervisor, Xu Ying, laughed until her stomach hurt. She never expected that Jiang Mo, who seemed so serious, could come up with such a wicked trick!
The comments section was even more sarcastic:
Just as some people in ancient times covered their ears while stealing a bell, today's fox covers its belly to hide meat.
I'm laughing so hard, he's such an adorable chubby boy.
[A beautiful woman is still the best weapon! It reminds me of that elegant white cat with the purple bow in Tom and Jerry.]
The white fox finally couldn't resist and let out a series of silvery "chirp chirp" sounds.
It jumped back onto the treadmill, deliberately slowed down to show off its graceful running posture, then shook its head at the camera, its eyes filled with disdain.
Fox stared blankly at the screen, his whiskers trembling.
Suddenly, it did a somersault—though it only flailed its paws in the air without actually getting up.
Fox struggled to his feet and staggered toward the treadmill in the corner.
Jiang Mo held his breath.
The fox pawed its front paws onto the edge of the treadmill, then kicked its hind legs hard, its belly scraping against the conveyor belt with a sizzling sound.
After three attempts, it finally climbed up and stood panting in the center of the machine like a small hill.
The white fox stopped and approached the camera with great interest.
Fox, having caught the beauty's gaze, suddenly straightened his back and took his first step, albeit shakily.
It almost slipped when the conveyor belt turned, but immediately used its tail to steady itself and managed to maintain its shape.
The power of love!
It turns out it wasn't that I couldn't, but that I didn't want to.
[See? Even a fox is willing to change itself for a fox it likes. Netizens, would your partner be willing to do the same?]
Sorry, I don't have a partner. Where do I get one? Is it issued by the government?
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