I raise furry animals and fly them to my motherland.

Chapter 203: The little mouth is smeared with red

Xu Ying made an OK sign with her finger: "Now I'll share three little-known facts with you~ Camels give off a mysterious smile when they ruminate, and each camel ruminates for 6-8 hours a day. The Compendium of Materia Medica records that camel rumination can be used in medicine~"

Many viewers in the live stream have become fans of Xiao Xu, the station manager, who is humorous, witty, and knowledgeable.

[The show always gets more exciting when Station Master Xu appears!]

[Did Station Master Xu put arsenic on his lips? I love it!]

The camel's smile is so mesmerizing, with a touch of lewdness mixed in!

[Camel: Sleazy? This is an aristocratic smile, okay?]

This camel's expression looks exactly like me sneaking takeout in the middle of the night.

Just as everyone was getting to know the six Bactrian camels with their shovels and preparing to bond with them,

One of the large male camels suddenly stood up, slowly walked over to Jia Yao, and "plop" dropped a clump of steaming dung.

The live chat exploded, flooding the screen with comments:

【Camel's dismount】

【Jia Yao's pupils are shaking.gif】

Jia Yao's fans were furious, cursing and swearing: "How can this Bactrian camel be so rude? It's a nationally protected waste!"

Jia Yao's handsome face, hailed as a "god-like face" by fans, instantly contorted. He staggered back two steps, his expensive limited-edition sneakers leaving messy marks on the sand. When the steaming excrement splashed onto his trouser leg, his well-maintained fingers gripped his throat tightly, his Adam's apple bobbing violently—

"vomit--!"

The top idol gave a textbook-perfect gagging performance on the spot, covering his mouth and stumbling towards the temporary restroom set up by the production team.

Jia Yao's fans witnessed their idol genuinely gagging in front of the camera, and for a moment, it felt like their filter had shattered.

They were speechless at that moment.

A barrage of comments:

【The rout of the top stream】

[Camel: This is my way of showing support]

[We suggest the brand hire camel to endorse its laxatives]

What's even more amazing is that when Jia Yao ran away, the height-increasing insole actually slipped halfway out of his boot. Xu Ying used a twig to poke at the insole and shook it: "Teacher Jia! You forgot about the height-increasing insole!"

The show was incredibly entertaining!

Viewers who watched the live stream this morning were instantly awakened by the laughter and immediately shared the program link with their friends and family. Programs featuring Xiao Xu, the station manager, are just too hilarious!

After this little incident, the pet owner's duties officially begin.

The five men reluctantly entered the camel pen, only to be immediately forced to take two steps back by the overwhelming stench.

Ming Xueying covered her nose and gagged, Yao Yingzhe's face was even more disgusting than feces, and Jia Yao's world-weary face became even colder.

Ye Jie adapted quickly and has already started studying how to use the shovel.

As for Jiang Mo... he rolled up his sleeves and went straight inside.

Xu Ying, holding the little fox, sat on the fence, swinging her legs, and cheerfully directed, "Good luck! Two hours is the time limit. Teams that don't finish will only get compressed biscuits for lunch!"

Being your own boss is so awesome, who can understand?!
The following is a live broadcast from Camel Circle—

Today, Ming Xueying specially wore the hottest post-apocalyptic style outfit of the season—an aged leather corset with studded knee pads, and her limited-edition tactical boots, worth five figures, left deep and shallow marks on the sand.

She was very satisfied with her outfit in the mirror before leaving home in the morning. This outfit was a perfect match for the desert, and any photo taken of it would look like a professional shot. Her fans were able to capture many amazing pictures.

Who would have thought that the first filming location would be a manure field!
孽 孽!
“Miss Ming, these boots are pretty good,” Xu Ying said, squatting on the fence and swinging her legs. “The non-slip soles are perfect for shoveling poop.” As soon as she finished speaking, Ming Xueying stepped into fresh camel dung, and the serrated pattern of her tactical boots was immediately filled with brownish substance.

The comments section was bursting with laughter:

[Wasteland style instantly transforms into real-life scrap metal style]

The value of these boots has plummeted.

[I suggest renaming it "The Guide to Affecting Your Style with Dung"]

The situation was even more dire for Yao Yingzhe's side.

The old man's hands trembled so badly holding the shovel that it looked like he was DJing. He finally managed to scoop up a lump, but then his hand slipped and "splat!" it all smeared all over his trouser leg.

Seeing this, Ming Xueying wanted to help, maintaining her respectful attitude towards her senior, but she used too much force, and the shovelful of excrement drew a perfect parabola in the air, accurately hitting Yao Yingzhe in the back.

"My Goose down jacket!!" Yao Yingzhe screamed in despair, as the fluffy, warm down jacket instantly transformed into an abstract work of art.

Ming Xueying panicked so much that her tactical gloves fell off: "I'm so sorry, Teacher Yao! I'll pay for your dry cleaning!"

Xu Ying's shoulders trembled as she suppressed a laugh: "Dry cleaning? I suggest cremation instead."

In stark contrast to the chaos on Ming Xueying's side, Ye Jie's side was peaceful and serene.

She wore the rubber gloves provided by the production team, and although her movements were clumsy, she was extremely earnest.

She even chatted with the camels: "You eat so much every day, you must poop a lot too..."

camel:"……"

After shoveling each spot, he would pat the camels affectionately and say, "Please stand back a bit, don't get your paws dirty~"

The most amazing thing was that a camel suddenly came up to her and "poof" breathed into her ear.

Ye Jie wasn't angry at all; instead, she nodded seriously: "Yes, yes, what you ate was a bit too spicy."

Wow, she has such a good temper! She doesn't even get angry. If she's just pretending to be good-tempered, that takes real skill.

Actually, Ye Jie didn't really cause any trouble on the show, but her interactions with the guests at the beginning made it easy for negative rumors to surface, leading some to suspect that other guests were buying appearances to smear her for publicity.

[It is recommended that an "Best Camel Friend Award" be awarded.]

[You viewers are really strange. Yesterday you were cursing them to death, and today you're loving them... You're such fickle people.]

While Ming Xueying had messy hair and her boots were covered in unidentified substances, Ye Jie's rubber boots remained perfectly intact.

What's even more infuriating is that a baby camel affectionately nuzzled her shoulder—a moment perfectly captured by a passing camera.

Xu Ying shook her head as she looked at the monitor. "No matter how expensive some people's clothes are, real money is not as good as sincerity."

Ming Xueying's cool boots with heels made walking difficult. She slipped and fell flat on her face in the sand, her feet sinking deep into the dung heap. Her priceless wasteland-style look had finally completed its magnificent transformation from "fashion editorial" to "real homeless person."

The camera then shifts to the Jiayao group.

Jia Yao came back after vomiting.

He had a cold face and his movements were swift, but he was clearly in a terrible mood. In less than a day on the show, his public image was about to collapse, and he didn't generate much positive buzz.

Jia Yao shoveled down, but the excrement stuck to the shovel and wouldn't come off. He frowned and shook it off forcefully—

"Snapped!"

A clump of feces flew directly onto the program crew's camera.

Cameraman: "..."

I really want to file a workers' compensation claim!