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Chapter 196 Who can't pretend?
Chapter 196 Who can't pretend?
When Ming Xueying's sword was about to reach Xu Ying again, Xu Ying could no longer bear it!
Since she's on a TV show, it's not unreasonable for her to create some entertainment value, right?
Xu Ying opened her handbag, took out her phone and pretended to send a voice message, whispering a few words into the handbag.
She then took off another jacket and draped it over her handbag and lap. The windbreaker covered Xu Ying's legs, and the part that hung down also covered Xu Ying's front.
Although the desert night was cold, taking off a jacket was not a big problem for Xu Ying, who was in good physical condition, in front of the campfire.
She then sat up straight and pretended to continue enjoying the performance.
Hearing the cheers from the crowd, Ming Xueying danced with increasing enthusiasm, her swordplay becoming more and more ferocious.
Everyone was focused on watching the performance, and Ming Xueying danced in front of Xu Ying again. She was about to turn around and draw her sword when her front foot was already right next to Xu Ying's leg.
At that moment, under the coat lying beside Xu Ying's legs, a sharp, thin scorpion stinger, like a stapler, swiftly pricked Ming Xueying's ankle before "whoosh"ing back.
Just as Ming Xueying was about to turn around and shift her weight, the scorpion stung her foot, causing her excruciating pain.
The moment she shifted her weight, she tripped over her own feet and fell face-first into the sand.
Ming Xue buried her face in the sand, like an ostrich, no longer the carefree and relaxed person she had been just moments before.
Ming Xueying's martial arts sword suddenly flew out of her hand and towards Xu Ying.
Xu Ying had already anticipated that when Ming Xueying fell, the props in her hands might hit her.
She was already in a position to dodge.
The two bat guardians beside Xu Ying moved with superhuman agility, spreading their bat wings in a flash and opening their martial arts swords.
A gasp of surprise erupted from the crowd!
The program crew and villagers quickly gathered around Xu Ying.
"what!"
Xu Ying also let out a startled scream at the right moment. She covered her face with one hand and checked the fruit bat with the other to see if it was injured.
Everyone's attention was focused on Ming Xueying and Xu Ying.
Four fox cubs kept watch, looking around, and since no cameras were filming them, Fox Sibao quietly pushed an opened pack of makeup remover wipes onto the placemat in front of Ming Xueying.
The sword used in the performance is soft and harmless, while the wings of fruit bats may look delicate, but they are actually made of a high-strength and highly elastic material, similar to rubber. This block won't hurt them. However, she won't share these little-known facts with the camera right now.
She had just dipped some onion slices from the plate into her face and covered it with them; her eyes immediately welled up with tears.
Xu Ying held the fruit bat's wings, tears streaming down her face: "Ah Bat, are you in pain? Are you hurt anywhere?"
I'm numb, I'll just pretend with her! Anyone can pretend!
The fruit bat, whose little head resembles a corgi's, tilted its head: ?
It squeaked out three questions in a row.
[Boss, what are you doing?]
[I didn't feel anything at all just now? You cried as if I were dying.]
[When we steal your fruit, you slap us hard across the face without hesitation; that feels much better than this.]
It was another fruit bat that was quick-witted; it immediately folded its wings and let out a shrill cry.
As it convulsed and collapsed to the ground, it took advantage of the fact that the others couldn't understand animal language and shouted loudly to its companions: [Idiot, we need to pretend to be in pain now so we can stage an accident!]
The bewildered fruit bat, after hearing its companion's reminder, twisted its head helplessly. Was it too late to pretend to be in pain? Then it simply closed its eyes, fainted, kicked its legs, and collapsed to the ground with a thud.
"Station Chief Xu, are you alright?"
"Hey! Our Batman has fainted!"
The old village chief rushed over immediately.
This thrilling accident has caused an uproar in the live stream chat.
[Holy crap, that's terrifying! If that were a real sword, wouldn't it slice someone's head off?]
To be fair, Ming Xueying was too close to Xu Ying when she was performing her sword dance. It wasn't shown because of the frontal camera, but I noticed that Xu Ying's bangs were being moved when Ming Xueying was dancing, which made me think something was wrong.
[Oh my god, Ming Xueying's mistake was absolutely awful.]
If you're not good enough, don't stand so close to the crowd and perform! Don't you have any self-awareness?
The production team quickly dispatched two medical personnel to check on Xu Ying and Ming Xueying for injuries.
Jia Yao went to help Ming Xueying up. He saw that Ming Xueying's face was covered in sand. He glanced at a pack of wet wipes on a nearby placemat and quickly grabbed a few to wipe Ming Xueying's face. He also got some mineral water to rinse Ming Xueying's eyes.
Knowing that fans were worried about the guests' injuries, the director quickly instructed the broadcast director to give close-up shots of both guests simultaneously, showing fans the timely medical assistance provided by the production team and the heartwarming friendship between the guests, such as Jia Yao caring for Ming Xueying.
However, the footage of Ming Xueying left netizens speechless.
Jia Yao used a bottle of mineral water to rinse Ming Xueying's eyes, but the water ran down Ming Xueying's cheeks and turned white!
Just like flour and water!
Slimy!
It's obvious that the foundation was washed off with the makeup remover.
The wet wipe was used to wipe Ming Xueying's face, removing a row of long false eyelashes and lower eyelashes.
In addition, due to wearing colored contact lenses for a long time today and being warmed by the campfire, Jia Yao's contact lenses had slipped, causing temporary blurred vision. He mistook the dense false eyelashes for threadworms!
"Damn it, you just got a few threadworms stuck to your face!!"
The cameraman immediately shoved the camera at the "wet wipe," and under the high-definition lens, it was discovered that the "nematodes" Jia Yao mentioned were actually false eyelashes.
Furthermore, the wet wipes still showed traces of thick foundation, mascara, and eyebrow pencil.
Meanwhile, seeing that Xu Ying was alright, Ye Jie's temper flared up again, and she rushed to Ming Xueying in a few steps: "You're in danger like this! If it weren't for the bat's wings protecting you, Station Chief Xu would be the one who got hurt!"
"I wonder what would happen if that sword flew right at my face!"
However, Ye Jie was stunned when she saw Ming Xueying's face clearly. Ming Xueying's face was covered with patches of white and yellow, and Ming Xueying herself was frantically wiping her face with wet wipes because sand had gotten into her eyes.
It was practically like she was removing her makeup live on air.
After wiping with several wet wipes, Ming Xueying's flawless, bare face, which she had at the beginning of the show, had turned into a sallow, pale complexion, making her look ten years older.
"You're wearing makeup? And such a thick layer of foundation? No wonder when you were trying to get close to Fox Four this afternoon, he shoved his claws into your face!"
Ye Jie seemed to have discovered something incredible, and exclaimed in a loud voice, "Foxes have such a keen sense of smell, they must have smelled the chemicals on your face."
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