The vicious female Ye Youcha, who is in Shura Field every day
Chapter 105: Are we dancing the zombie dance?
Chapter 105: Are we dancing the zombie dance?
The priest was a white-haired old man wearing a pure white animal skin robe and holding a wooden staff inlaid with mysterious runes.
His eyes were as deep as the starry sky, as if he could see through everything in the world.
ponder for a moment.
Then he slowly spoke: "Xiyue, your request is not impossible, but the path of priesthood is not for everyone. You know, to become a priest one needs to pass the test of the Beast God, and one must possess a certain level of understanding and the ability to resonate with nature."
Su Xiyue frowned slightly. She was not sure whether she had the ability to understand and resonate with nature.
As for the dream in which she received guidance from the Beast God, that was all made up by her to justify her behavior.
But at this moment, I can only go ahead with it.
She raised her eyes to the priest on the stage and said, "Master Priest, I'm not sure if I have the comprehension and ability to communicate with nature. But I think that since I was able to awaken my special abilities and even received guidance from the Beast God in my dreams, the Beast God must be satisfied with me and believe that I have the potential to become a priest."
At times like this, of course you'll try your best to flatter yourself, and we'll see whether it works or not later.
She was making some calculations in her mind, but her face was serious, as if she had really been chosen by the Beast God.
The priest narrowed his eyes slightly and his gaze lingered on her for a moment, as if weighing something.
After a moment, he slowly nodded and said, "Since you are so determined, then give it a try. However, I must remind you that the path of a priest is not easy, especially... your current body shape may affect your spiritual practice."
The corner of Su Xiyue's mouth twitched, and she cursed in her heart: Why does this old priest make personal attacks?
She looked down at herself. Indeed, her figure was a little "plump", but it was much better than when she had worn it before.
If he hadn't been afraid of losing too much weight and arousing suspicion, his body shape would have returned to normal long ago.
I thought to myself that seven days had passed and I should be able to eat the remaining 1/3 of the weight loss pill.
I'll eat when I get back, and lose weight so that I can blind your wolf eyes, hehe...
She looked towards the platform calmly: "Your Excellency the Priest, body shape isn't everything. Besides, I'm not fat, I'm just... a little plump for the time being."
As soon as these words were spoken, all the orcs and females present couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Mia's beautiful eyes fell on Su Xiyue's face, with a look of contempt and disgust. She couldn't help but curse inwardly: Ugly and fat, and still find an excuse for being plump, how shameless...
In fact, Su Xiyue is not ugly at all now, and can even be said to be pretty and pretty.
Although he is still a little fat, his face is exquisite and better than many females in the tribe.
After all, the appearance value of 65 is there.
Mi Yao hid in the crowd, his gaze lingering on Su Xiyue's face for a moment, his expression slightly frowned, full of confusion.
She really couldn't understand why such an ugly person could become so beautiful in such a short time.
Could it really be related to her wood-related abilities?
It would be great if I could also awaken the wood-related ability. That would be so enviable.
Ye Ling stood beside Su Xiyue. Hearing this, a hint of teasing appeared on his lips. "Plump? You know how to save face."
Su Xiyue rolled her eyes secretly: You bastard, you are really hypocritical.
When we were at the bottom of the cliff, someone told her that it was good for her to be a little fatter, so he pulled her to do that every night.
She ignored Ye Ling and turned to look at the priest, continuing to argue for herself: "Priest, don't worry, I will work hard to lose weight. Moreover, I believe that spiritual practice does not only rely on physical size, but more importantly, the mind and understanding."
The priest nodded, seemingly satisfied with her answer: "Okay, then starting tomorrow, you will come to the stone house to find me."
As of now, Su Xiyue is indeed the most suitable candidate.
He is old and will have to retire sooner or later.
The Wolf Tribe cannot be without a priest, and it is only a matter of time before the next one is trained.
Su Xiyue's beautiful peach blossom eyes instantly turned into crescents, and she nodded quickly: "Thank you, Master Priest!"
Su Lie laughed heartily, "Great, great, Yue'er is really promising! Father is waiting for you to become the high priest of our tribe!"
In the crowd below the stage.
She glanced at Su Lie, who was laughing like a fool on the stage, and the corners of her mouth twitched.
But he didn't say anything, just stood there and smiled.
Ye Ling, Mo Lin, Bai Qi, Qing Zhu, and Xuan Ming all looked at her with complicated eyes.
Especially Mo Lin, whose deep eyes seemed to be filled with a bit of inquiry. Su Xiyue was slightly startled. For some reason, she felt inexplicably nervous and quickly changed the subject: "By the way, Father, is there a bonfire party tonight?"
Su Lie nodded slightly and said with a smile, "Of course! Discovering the salt lake is a great joyous event, so everyone should celebrate!"
After he finished speaking, he slowly swept his eyes across the entire audience and announced in a resounding voice, "The bonfire party has begun! Everyone, unleash your passion and show off yourselves. Males, imitate the running and fighting of wild beasts to demonstrate your strength and bravery. Females, imitate the flying of birds and the blooming of flowers to showcase your gentleness and spirituality. Tonight, whoever performs the best will receive my praise and rewards, and even—"
He deliberately prolonged his voice, his eyes sweeping across the orcs and females in the audience, a meaningful smile curling up the corners of his mouth, "You might even win the favor of the one you like!"
As soon as the words fell, deafening cheers broke out from the audience.
Torches were waving in the night sky, and the flames illuminated excited faces.
The male orcs were rubbing their hands, eager to try, as if they couldn't wait to show their strength and wildness.
The female was also excited, thinking about how to show herself so as to gain the favor and admiration of the orcs.
Su Xiyue stood in the crowd with a stiff face and a strange expression.
Dance? Imitate the flight of a bird?
She looked down at her plump figure and secretly complained in her heart: "With my body shape, there's no way I can fly! I'm afraid I'll fall to the ground and make a dent halfway through the flight.
I was just thinking about how to get away with it or avoid making a fool of myself.
I heard the system prompt sound in my mind.
"Ding! The host has triggered hidden mission three: Stun the audience at the bonfire party. Reward for completing the mission: a set of skincare products produced by the system."
Su Xiyue: “…”
This damn system really knows how to pick the right time.
In the apocalypse, all she did was fight zombies and look for supplies. When did she ever dance?
She couldn't possibly perform a "zombie dance" right there, could she? That would probably scare the whole audience away.
Huh? That doesn't seem impossible.
The dog system's mission is to amaze the audience.
If this scares the whole audience away, it will be amazing enough, right?
The system detected her thoughts and immediately issued a shrill alarm: "Warning! Warning! Host, please do not try to exploit loopholes! The mission requirement is to amaze the audience, not scare them away! Host, please take the mission seriously, otherwise all your charm points will be deducted!"
She rolled her eyes speechlessly and cursed inwardly: This damn system even resorts to threats.
He sighed helplessly, it seemed that he had no choice but to go ahead with it.
She really wants skin care products and stuff.
Suddenly, an idea came to me, and I remembered that I had seen a very popular dance video in the Doomsday Base.
It was a dance that combined modern dance with Tang style elements, with graceful movements and a strong sense of rhythm.
The most amazing thing is that the person dancing in the video is also a fat man, and he is dancing with makeup on.
Not only is it not ugly or disgusting, but it is danced with great charm.
This video went viral at the base.
Of course she had seen it, and had seen it several times, and she roughly remembered the actions in it.
Su Xiyue tried hard to recall the dancing moves of the fat man in the video.
Suddenly I found that a piece of open space had been cleared at the scene and everyone formed a circle.
Mia walked into the arena with a twist of her waist and a perfect smile on her face.
But her eyes were looking at Su Xiyue, with a jealous look mixed with a bit of pride: "Hey, Su Xiyue, why are you still standing there?"
She deliberately raised her voice, her voice was sickeningly sweet, but her eyes were provocative. "Are you embarrassed? Or... you can't dance at all?"
As soon as she said this, the whole place erupted in laughter.
Everyone's eyes fell on Su Xiyue, with an expression of anticipation for a good show.
Ye Ling, Mo Lin, Bai Qi, Qing Zhu, and Xuan Ming all had different expressions, and their eyes all fell on her at the same time.
(End of this chapter)
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