Global Mining.

Chapter 366: Ailian is a bitch

The mirror image was stunned: "Persist until night and wait for the evil spirit to appear?"

Dachun said, "Yes, it is almost impossible for me to defeat you alone. I didn't defeat the Dark Witch Spirit, so I want to borrow the power of the evil spirits and let them consume you first."

The mirror chuckled, "I've said before that the miners here were all strong men in their lifetime, and I can't deal with them. But since this is your tactic, let's try mining first."

Dachun then took out a sacred mining pick: "Here!"

The mirror image was surprised: "This is... the sacred mining pick that was auctioned at the black market in Gem City!"

Ah, is that the one for Eve?
Dachun couldn't help but ask, "What price did you get?"

The mirror image laughed: "The money is not the point. The point is that this mining pick is indeed related to the first generation of pirates, the Pirate King."

Holy shit, that's my point! I still have a few!
Dachun didn't hesitate any longer and pointed in a direction: "Let's go that way..."

The mirror image sighed, "Actually, I've never mined before. I've thought about trying, but with my noble status, it's impossible."

Dachun laughed when he heard this: "So, I'm helping the young lady fulfill her wish?"

The mirror image smiled and said, "You are also interested in the holy vessels. Just like when a set of holy knives and forks are placed on the table, even if the food is just coarse grains for the poor, you will try to take a bite."

Dachun was surprised and asked, "Are there any sacred utensils?"

The mirror image smiled and said, "Of course! Our specialty in Silver City is the production of sacred tableware. Its main purpose is to test poisons and preserve freshness. I personally endorsed it in the advertisements, and it has received unanimous praise from the Empire. At the Imperial Ball, five princes competed to invite me to dance. This honor is not comparable to those four."

Uh...what kind of honor is this?
Although he was already used to her lines full of female villains, Dachun couldn't help but ask, "Miss, as the daughter of the city lord, do you really want to serve the empire wholeheartedly?"

The mirror chuckled, "Are you sure you're asking the point?"

Dachun was surprised and asked, "What's the point?"

The mirror image laughed: "Five princes!"

Dachun didn't react: "What happened to the five princes?"

The mirror image laughed and changed the subject: "By the way, I wanted to exchange a little secret with you, but you haven't done so yet."

Dachun couldn't keep up with her pace: "Didn't I tell you about the mithril vein?"

The mirror image chuckled, "What kind of secret is that? This mithril mine is just sealed, it's not truly dry."

Dachun sighed, "What little secrets can I have that would interest the young lady?"

The mirror image laughed: "I asked you to fight me one-on-one, and you said you didn't have the strength. Then how do you think you can touch Eve's butt with your strength?"

Oh, you want to hear this?
Dachun was shocked: "She was very close to me at the time, I attacked her by surprise!"

The mirror image laughed. "A sneak attack? Eve's robe has a built-in barrier, and her skin has a built-in shield. Even if you could touch it, you definitely wouldn't feel how wonderful it is. It would probably be like touching a smooth stone. There's no chance of you smearing this stuff on your face!"

Dachun was stunned! Is she a professional?
Mirror image asked again with a smile: "Why did you say you wanted to touch my butt in front of those prison bosses?"

Is this confrontation so awkward? I just want Sariel to know we're not that close...

Without waiting for Dachun to answer, the mirror laughed out loud: "So, you want to touch my butt too? You like me, right?"

Dachun was terribly embarrassed: "I'm a fan of the young lady! It's understandable and tolerant for fans to have some fanatical admiration!"

The mirror image smiled: "If Eve doesn't allow it, you can't touch her butt. She just likes you - but I just said that the empire has five princes, do you understand?"

Dachun finally came to his senses, it was like a bolt from the blue: "I mean, you five city beauties have engagements with the five princes or something like that?"

Mirror Image smiled. "This question is actually very complicated. It's not just a matter between a man and a woman, but involves the interests of five major cities... Anyway, as my fan, do you want me to marry the prince?"

Dachun was simply like: "No fan would hope that..."

At this moment, Dachun only wanted to destroy the Golden Empire!

The mirror image smiled and said, "Do you think my current state is what you want?"

Dachun's determination was indescribably resolute: "I will definitely find a way to beat you in this state!"

The mirror image sighed, "I'm looking forward to it too. So, is it here yet?"

As they were talking, the two came to the end of a mine.

Dachun felt the pit wall with his palm and sensed the earth veins again: "There we are, about ten meters away!"

"Then step back and get out of the way!"

Dachun only felt her hand waving, and he and his car retreated dozens of meters away!

Dachun was so frightened that he broke out in a sweat. Is this her true strength? If this swing could just send me crashing into a wall or something, I'd be shattered in an instant!

There was a rumbling explosion ahead!

Then, a whirlwind blew away the smoke and dust.

A surprised voice was heard immediately: "There is a lot of mithril, come and dig!"

Shit, a tunnel of more than ten meters was blasted open by a few shots, and this is just a mirror image!
Dachun immediately pushed the bike forward. She had already set up several floating lighting balls in the mining area.

I saw that the mineral soil was shining with metallic rice-like light, just like the mithril bricks under the safe in the secret room of the church on Black Flag Island!

The mirror image held the ore and laughed tremblingly: "So this is what it feels like to mine the ore yourself. I feel so happy!"

Dachun was surprised and asked, "Miss, you exploded it with magic, and you haven't started digging yet, right?"

The mirror image smiled. "True, but my magic doesn't work very well here. Do you want to try to defeat me right here?"

Dachun was anxious: "Well, we agreed to start mining first!"

The mirror image sighed, "Alright, I feel like I can't suppress my greed anymore. If you think there's something wrong with me later... just assume I've lost control of the mirror image and become an evil spirit! Then, you can do whatever you want!"

Dachun Khan said: "Understood, understood..."

The mirror image began humming the church's epic chant as she mined. Judging by the special effects of her swinging hoe, she didn't even have the basic mining skills. But this was a holy hoe mining mithril ore, so comprehending and upgrading it would be easy.

Dachun suddenly remembered that his mining skills have remained at Master Level 3, so he decided to take this opportunity to practice!
But mining in a wheelchair is still quite challenging!

Dachun tried to go forward and start digging - the system prompts: Your master-level mining skills have successfully dug out mithril ore using the holy mining pickaxe, and your mining proficiency has been greatly increased!
Ah, fortunately it doesn’t affect anything!
At this moment, a red light flashed before Dachun's eyes. The mirror image stopped singing, turned around and said coldly, "Dare to steal my mine? Who are you?"

——System prompt: Warning! You have encountered the powerful evil spirit "Remia's Dark Personality", you must deal with it with all your strength!

Fuck, you're so out of control you don't even remember me? Since you don't remember—

Dachun thought quickly and said, "Miss, I am your servant..."

No, servants have a low status and might be killed by her like ants!
Dachun immediately changed his tone: "I am your loyal steward! I help you mine!"

But the red light flashing in Dachun's eyes became even more intense!

"How could the housekeeper be like this?" Dachun said anxiously, "Miss, I just took over today! The previous housekeeper was seriously injured and hospitalized in order to protect you!"

The mirror image was stunned for a moment: "Ah... why?"

Dachun was also panicking. Did this dark personality of hers have memories or not? She said yes, but she couldn't remember me. She said no, but she remembered the former housekeeper... She had no choice but to be honest!

Dachun said, "Because there was a demon named Beelzebub who had been coveting the young lady's underwear, he was discovered and killed by the butler. I also made a contribution, so I became the young lady's new butler, or acting butler."

The mirror image was serious: "What achievements have you made?"

Dachun directly showed Beelzebub's lordship title: "This is the reward given to me by the young lady!"

The mirror image was stunned: "How is it possible... How can such a good thing be given as a reward? Take it, give it to me!"

Damn, she has a dark personality and isn't hypocritical at all?
Dachun was anxious: "Miss, you are a noble Silver Flower, the richest one, how could you possibly be interested in such a thing? Beelzebub is just a toilet sweeper, only fit for the housekeeper!"

The mirror image said, "That's right..."

Then he turned around and continued mining: "Butler, you have to work hard too!"

Dachun, covered in cold sweat, breathed a sigh of relief: "Of course, all the ore I dug is yours, young lady."

The mirror image continued, "I've always felt like there was something obscene haunting me, making me feel uncomfortable all over. I take a shower whenever I have free time, and I even dream about taking a shower! I suspect it's Sherlock from the Cardinal's office. The way he looks at me is the same as this obscene thing. This Beelzebub must have been sent by him!"

Another secret revealed? Shylock, the profiteer villain from The Merchant of Venice?

Dachun asked hurriedly: "Who is this?"

Mirror snorted coldly: "A cardinal sent by the Imperial Church! In name, he's on the same level as me, but in reality, his position is equivalent to the governor of the five cities in the Golden Continent!"

Seeing her black smoke blazing, Dachun immediately took the initiative to comfort her: "Don't worry, miss, I will find a chance to deal with him one day!"

The mirror snorted, "I'm no match for him, so forget it! I'm warning you not to act rashly. Offending him will only bring me harm! I suspect this Beelzebub was sent by him. If you receive any such communication, be sure to act with caution."

"Um, I see..."

Dachun didn't understand. She claimed to serve the Empire, yet hated the Governor. What was she really thinking? It would be better to ask her what she thought about mermaids.

Dachun asked, "Since he was sent by the Imperial Church, why would he allow a mermaid to replace the original Black Iron Guardian?"

The mirror sneered: "Apart from ordinary citizens, few officials, big or small, like this patronus. This patronus has no great ability, but it also appears to be impartial and selfless, making it very difficult for Sherlock to do bad things! It is precisely because the patronus has abdicated that I feel more disgusted!"

Ah, so the Silver Guardian has this connotation? Next time I return to Lost Paradise, should I go talk to him specifically?
Dachun said, "So, we'll replace her with a less sensible mermaid?"

The mirror image smiled: "Although she is ignorant, she is ambitious and can control the vast treasure of the ocean. I actually like her very much!"

Ah, is this the real idea? If so, can the mermaid make her an ally?
Suddenly, the mirror image realized something: "You, why are you sitting there?"

Dachun was stunned: "I, I'm disabled!"

The mirror image said angrily, "What's wrong with you? I'm the young lady, and you're the butler. How can the young lady stand while the butler sits? Come down, I'll sit!"

Holy shit! I'm a master, so I can sit and mine, and you...

Dachun had no choice but to climb down: "Miss, please!"

Mirror finally sat down comfortably: "Let's work hard to mine!"

Dachun was speechless! But it didn't matter. He had the basics of underwater mining, so it didn't matter whether he dug while crawling or lying down.

Looking at the mirror image, Dachun, who was so clumsy, wanted to laugh. If it weren't for the dark evil spirit, it would be quite cute.

The mirror image was indeed impatient: "Why is this chair so troublesome? It would be much better if Tifa was here."

Dachun was surprised and asked, "Bronze Flower?"

The mirror snorted coldly: "Do you want to touch her butt too?"

Holy shit! If you don't remember me, how do you know I love butt rubbing? Is my memory so broken? That's not right. How could a serious old cadre like me love this...

Dachun was embarrassed and didn't know how to answer: "I am the young lady's most loyal housekeeper, how could I have other thoughts?"

Ailian suddenly spoke quietly: "Dear, I'll do it!"

Dachun was shocked: "Aren't you afraid of being exposed?"

Ailian sneered: "I can see that she is a bitch among bitches. I am the best at dealing with bitches."

Dachun was stunned: "Really?"

Ailian was very confident: "Of course, I have 100 bitches around me! She is no different from them!"

Dachun was very nervous: "Be careful!"

——System prompt: Your possessed mirror spirit Ailian has taken over your body.

Dachun's tone immediately changed, and his voice became like a eunuch's: "Miss, I can teach you how to mine quickly."

Holy shit! You disgust me!
The mirror image was also stunned for a moment: "How... do you teach?"

"Dachun" climbed up with all his strength, his tone even more flattering: "Miss, sit on my lap. I will hold you while I hold your hands and dig. This is how I teach you step by step!"

Holy shit, Dachun feels like the mine is about to collapse! Isn't this courting death?

The mirror image was surprised and said, "Is this possible?"

Dachun's heart skipped a beat. Is this okay?

"Dachun" smiled gently: "Of course!"

Without waiting for the young lady to express her opinion, he directly reached out to help her up! And she... didn't resist!

Dachun's jaw dropped!

So Ailian controlled Dachun's silky shift, hugged the young lady on her legs, held her hands tightly - snap! A hoe went down!

The lady laughed and said, "That's quite interesting!"

Ailian said proudly: "How is it, dear?"

Dachun was convinced: "You are a bitch!"

Ailian laughed and said, "When a bitch speaks vulgarly, it means she wants it too! So—"

Having said that, Ailian said solemnly: "Leave everything to me! Maybe in the end, we can still be good friends with her. Then, the plan may have to change..."

Want to change? Don't defeat her? Then...

Honestly, if she's already sitting on my lap, does that count as a lover? Do you still have the nerve to kill her?

(End of this chapter)