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Chapter 331 The Ugly Emperor's Acting Skills

Chapter 331 The Ugly Emperor's Acting Skills
As he was speaking, the Ugly Emperor arrived at the tailor shop.

Although it is a store, it is clearly a workshop with hundreds of people working there. Various magic machines, cloth rolling and cloth cutting lines are very advanced! Looking at the shop window, the celebrity costumes worn by the five city beauties are displayed.

The front desk clerk asked politely but jokingly, "What can I do for you, Mr. Clown?"

The Ugly Emperor came here just as an excuse, and he answered casually: "Just take a look."

The clerk smiled politely and said, "Please stand aside and take a look. Don't block the window."

Dachun also heard it, and his politeness was accompanied by contempt.

And the Ugly Emperor actually stood by and watched slowly.

Well, Dachun had to admire Lao Deng's self-control. If it were him, even if he couldn't say a few words, he would at least turn around and leave.

At this moment, the voice of the Earth Mother came from the Eye of Dibiron: "The First Sage has awakened and is following."

Dachun was suddenly startled. Wasn’t he drunk? How could he wake up just like that?

Then I suddenly realized that with his strength, he could probably drink poison without any problem. It's not surprising that he woke up at any time. But it would be strange if he got drunk in the pub! If I were him, I wouldn't dare to get drunk for no reason!

So, he was also observing in secret while drunk, maybe using a magic weapon to observe the Ugly Emperor all the way?
So what did he discover?
Dachun concluded that the Ugly Emperor's performance was impeccable, and that all the small print he had typed was within the coverage area of ​​the Ugly Emperor's newspaper. So the only question was why the clown was reading a newspaper on the street. But that wasn't a question, was it?

Dachun's mind raced, and he decided not to let Xiaohua alert the Chouhuang, as the Chouhuang's current performance was still impeccable.

After a while, the first person's voice came: "Mr. Clown, why are you here?"

The Ugly Emperor was stunned for a moment, then turned around immediately: "Ah, Mr. Sage! I, I'm just concerned about the progress of the custom-made clothes."

Michael laughed: "How can it be so fast?"

The Ugly Emperor laughed and said, "I know it won't be that fast, but I just want to see."

Michael smiled and said, "How about I take you upstairs to have a look?"

The Ugly Emperor was stunned: "I, I can't go."

Michael grabbed the Ugly Emperor's hand and said, "You can go!"

The next moment, the clerk's attitude was extremely flattering: "Welcome, Mr. Sage, your order for 100 sets of clothing is being processed as quickly as possible."

Michael said, "I'll take my friend to the second floor to have a look."

The Ugly Emperor and the clerk were both shocked: "Friends?"

Dachun was also shocked! Could it be that he saw that the Ugly Emperor was extraordinary and came here specifically to win him over? However, the Ugly Emperor didn't show any signs of this except for his drinking prowess... Perhaps he discovered his drinking prowess, or sensed that the Ugly Emperor was familiar with the Earth Mother, so he came here specifically to win him over?
The clerk immediately came to his senses: "Gentlemen, please!"

Michael brought the Ugly Emperor to the second floor. The second floor was shining brightly, and suddenly there were all kinds of artifact-level wizard robes and doctor robes. The grade was not lower than the Treasure Guild in Paradise Lost!

Michael lamented, "I still don't know how to address my friends by their names."

Dachun's heart tightened! This first person clearly wanted to investigate the Ugly Emperor's origins!
The Ugly Emperor looked terrified: "Everyone calls me Mr. Clown!"

Michael laughed: "That can't even be considered a name, right?"

The Ugly Emperor hesitated and said, "My name...

"Heiwa... Sir, please just call me Mr. Clown."

Huh?! Dachun was so touched! Isn't this the name I gave him a hundred years ago, and he hated it and didn't use it? It turns out he still remembered it and actually used it!

Michael was also stunned, then he smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll just call you Mr. Clown."

Michael pointed at the artifacts in the hall and said, "Sir, what do you see?"

The Ugly Emperor replied muffledly, "It's something I neither need nor can I afford."

Michael sighed, "Yes! This is the unfairness of social allocation. A large amount of resources are concentrated in serving a small elite class, while the majority of people do not even have basic living conditions..."

The Ugly Emperor was shocked! Dachun was even more stunned!
What the hell? The boss with the most privileges actually wants to use such a powerful move on a "low-level" NPC? And he's so eloquent!

But because of this, Dachun was certain that the Ugly Emperor's identity hadn't been exposed! So, what exactly was the boss trying to do? To overthrow the Golden Empire? But they were the ones who developed the game...

Unless—the first generation of AI couldn't be fully controlled? If that were the case, it would explain why the bosses were giving out such generous gifts. And then Sariel even let the mermaid be re-elected as the guardian of the two cities, something that seemed to be sabotaging his own plans...

When Michael spoke passionately, Lao Deng was so moved that he wiped his eyes and took out a newspaper to wipe his nose.

Damn, Dachun has to admire Lao Deng’s acting skills!
The Ugly Emperor came to his senses: "Oh, I'm sorry, I lost my composure!"

Michael asked with a smile, "Why do you carry a newspaper with you, sir?"

Dachun is nervous again!

The Ugly Emperor said, "I usually scavenge."

Michael asked, "Does the gentleman read the newspaper?"

The Ugly Emperor hesitated and said, "Actually, I still read a little bit."

Michael asked again, "What content are you interested in, sir?"

The Ugly Emperor was embarrassed: "Actually, I'm only interested in the pictures of beautiful women in the newspaper."

Michael smiled and said, "No, I think you are a very ambitious man."

Dachun was shocked. There weren't any particularly obvious pictures of beautiful women in the newspaper, so this person must have carefully monitored the contents of the newspaper! Just like monitoring the books I read in the cell.

Holy crap! It’s too hard, whether it’s in Lost Paradise or here, the world with big bosses is so tiring!
The Ugly Emperor sighed, "I'm just an old man who won't live long, but despite this, I'll try to live a wonderful life."

Michael said solemnly, "Sir, you will live a wonderful life. I also have a way to help you live a long life."

The Ugly Emperor was stunned!
Dachun was stunned. Was he clearly suggesting he had a life-extending elixir? He was even offering immortality as a seduce. Who wouldn't be tempted? But he was a former guardian deity—so, was there a limit to his lifespan as a mortal?

Also, if the longevity elixir could be given to Moss... No! The Dark Soul Witch Barbara was tricked by this immortality. Even the devil can play tricks, but he, the first one, can easily give people a rosy promise?

When thinking of the Dark Soul Witch, Dachun suddenly discovered that there were several sets of clothes in the exhibition hall that looked like both dance costumes and robes. They seemed to be the same style as the clothes worn by the young form of Barbara's clone in Amy's dream?
Just as I was wondering, the clerk came over and reported: "Mr. Sage, the 100 sets of clothes you ordered are finished."

The Ugly Emperor suddenly felt happy!
Michael was very satisfied: "You are faster than I thought."

The clerk flattered, "Because Mr. Sage's personal visit has given us great motivation." Michael smiled and said, "Then please help ship it to the Starlight Hotel."

The Ugly Emperor excitedly said, "I'll help transport it too!"

Dachun is also impressed by Lao Deng. His acting skills make a low-level character appear sincere and simple. No wonder he can rise to the top of the gang boss. If I were a leader, I would also be moved by his sincerity and promote him.

The next thing to happen is Clown Festival, right? Well, two festivals in one day! Now we just have to wait for the city girls to start a trend and start a Book Festival...

Dachun is also fed up with facing the oppression of the big boss, so he switches back to the cell to read.

……

At this time, Michael was also very satisfied with the clown's performance.

While he was drunk, Michael went to check the information of Celie, the Joker and other drinkers. The information was ominous, but he suddenly found a breakthrough point - the time when the Joker appeared in the tavern was not his normal business time.

So we can conclude that he is indeed not an ordinary drinker. He has a close relationship with his mentor and came here specifically to assess himself.

Then Michael took advantage of the drunken time to continue observing and found that the clown's alcohol tolerance was amazing! Such a person was definitely not ordinary.

Then continue to use the artifact to track and observe him until he goes out to see a tailor, reads a newspaper on the way, and is ridiculed and treated coldly in the tailor shop... Even though Michael is very rational, he is still touched and moved at this moment. Michael cannot tolerate a hermit-level strongman suffering such injustice.

So he woke up immediately and tried to win her over. As long as he could win her over, it would not be long before he could win over Celie.

Michael was in a good mood and asked the others about their progress: "Sariel, what's the situation in the City of Silver?"

Sariel smiled. "The nobles simply took out some of their collections from glass cabinets, exhibited them on the streets, and gave lectures on them, popularizing art to ordinary people."

Gabriel sighed, "It's the same in Oak City. These nobles really think this is an art exam and have completely missed the point."

Metatron sighed, "Those nobles were too stupid to understand, but my Bronze Flower has a completely mechanical brain. I doubt she even understood what the party was about. She organized a parade with a motorcade and floats upon returning to the city."

Raphael sighed, "Here I am, there are a bunch of abstract painters huddled in front of the City Lord's Mansion painting."

Uriel laughed: "All this trouble for a butt!"

Michael laughed and said, "Forget it. After I finish the Clown Festival here, I will start an Archaeology Festival at the Golden Throne and let the Golden Throne show you the way."

Sariel said, "Speaking of which, the movements in Black Iron City are quite strange. The Shenqian team and the Dachun gang are fighting..."

Gabriel was shocked. "The Shenqian team has over 30 thieves? The thieves' hard control combined with their high-level warriors will make this first PK competition quite troublesome!"

Michael said solemnly, "Perhaps. Giving them some benefits is fine, but we can't let the Chinese team be shortlisted..."

……

At 0: in the morning, Dachun was awakened by the system prompt sound.

Dachun was stunned! He was clearly reading a book, but he fell asleep without realizing it. When did he become infected with the physique of a poor student? Was it really because he had too much free time?

Check it out:
——System prompt: Welcome to the Golden Continent. It is now 4:16 am on April 0th.

——System prompt: You have received a daily salary of 100 ore coins from the honorary elder of the Southern Canyon Village, and a daily salary of 200 ore coins from the second mate of the Black Iron Blade. The current daily salary of the president of the Broken Bottle Chamber of Commerce is 0 ore coins.

——System prompt: Your contract space has been blessed by the master-level space technique and has absorbed space energy, causing the contract space to undergo drastic changes.

……

Ah! The gang leader just stopped receiving his salary today? So the top bosses on the first floor are really not collecting protection fees anymore, and are focusing on building their reputation instead? Good for you!

At this moment, Ailian's laughter rang out: "Dear, have you missed me after not seeing me for a long time?"

Speaking of which, since returning home yesterday and the day before yesterday until now, Ailian has been busy on both ends and hasn't said a word!
Dachun missed him terribly: "Dear, has your contract space improved much?"

Ailian was very proud: "Come in and take a look, it will definitely surprise you."

Just as Dachun was getting impatient, he suddenly remembered something. If I just lay down and entered the soul mode like this, the prison surveillance would definitely notice something unusual, right?

No! I have to act and give the boss a reasonable explanation for his behavior.

Dachun thought that the Earth Mother was going to give the first person wine, so wine, astrology, and the special time period of 0: in the morning would inevitably be linked together by the boss, and that would lead him astray!
Dachun immediately pulled out his astrology textbook—the system prompted: "Please read the 'Book of Astrological Fortunes.' Your fortune today is 'Good for travel, avoid resting and lying down.'"

Holy crap! Look at what this horoscope says. I'm in jail and can only lie down and rest. Is that a taboo?

Thinking that the boss might use the surveillance camera to copy my homework, I pretended to flip directly to page... which one? Then I'd go to the chapter on star luck! Let the boss think I was borrowing star luck at this special time.

Then he took out the "Old Bird Vodka" that Vivian had given him earlier, and drank while reading... Then he put the book away and lay down on the bed.

Ailian said, "Is it okay?"

"Okay! Pull me!"

Dachun's eyes went dark and he entered the soul state.

The next moment, Dachun appeared in the long-missed Ailian contract space. Second mate Mina led 100 dancing ghosts to greet him in the air: "Welcome, Master!"

Ah, it’s only been two days since we last saw each other, and they look so different now, so radiant and colorful!
Looking at the sea, a large area of ​​colorful light suddenly appeared on the dark sea surface, just like the colorful reflections of the water surface polluted by oil film.

but--

Dachun suddenly realized that the boat was gone: "Where is the boat?"

Ailian smiled and said, "Guess what's underneath?"

Dachun thought without hesitation: "A dance hall under the sea?"

Ailian smiled and said, "Let's go down to the sea and take a look."

So Dachun dived into the sea and suddenly saw a huge colorful light shield on the seabed. He entered the light shield and found a large open space inside. It was not only the previous dance hall building, but also a mansion garden and a large lake around it. The Pirate Grandpa suddenly stopped in the lake!
what! ?

Dachun suddenly realized that the mansion looked familiar: "Isn't this the Earl's Mansion that was flooded by the black water earlier?"

Ailian said, "Yes, actually, I didn't understand what this Earl's Mansion was before. I thought it was my own obsession with hatred that I couldn't wait to wipe out. Now it seems that this is all precious energy! The antonym of 'innate' is of course 'innate with death'. This is the energy wealth that I was born with, and it can't be easily erased. So, I used my master-level space technique to expel the seawater with the Earl's Mansion as the core, forming a bubble space. It continued to expand towards the ballroom, forming the current underwater space. This space can provide me and these 100 dancers with a strength bonus. The next step, if my feeling is correct, is to upgrade to the Divine Realm!"

(End of this chapter)

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