Martial arts of the heavens, I am unstoppable since I was born

Chapter 145: Ah Zi, Ding Chunqiu; Let’s go to Wanjie Valley! (Seeking monthly tickets)

The visitor landed at the bottom of the valley, and within a few steps he saw a pile of firewood with residual heat, dark green fish soup condensation, and a grilled fish discarded aside, half of which was burnt and the other half was half-cooked.

The laughter stopped abruptly.

His flowing silver hair rose with every step, and his chest-length beard gave him a Taoist-like air. His youthful face and white hair made people subconsciously ignore his burly figure, and his gorgeous clothes drew an illusory purple line in the air.

He walked to the edge of the fire and looked at the contents of the stone pot. He sniffed with his nose twitching. As an expert in poison, he immediately identified that the ingredients of this pot of poisonous paste were clearly the many poisonous fungi unique to the bottom of the valley.

"Interesting! It seems someone is using my master's name to scam people. He can't even cook, yet he dares to call himself Wuyazi?"

You can say Wuyazi is a scumbag, or you can say Wuyazi is crazy, but you can never say he is bad.

Be it martial arts, astronomy, geography, flowers, birds, insects, fish, mountain medicine, divination, food... Wuyazi knows everything he can think of.

The old monster Ding Chunqiu from the Star Constellation looked at the grilled fish with disdain. Even if his master Wuyazi's hands and feet were broken, he would never be able to grill the fish like this. It would be better to let the fish die in the lake!

As for this pot of mushroom paste...

Ding Chunqiu used a wooden stick to hook up the stone pot and rushed two steps towards the stone wall. Then he rose from the ground and stepped steadily on the stone wall. Each step left a dark green shallow footprint on the stone wall. The sizzling sound kept echoing on the stone wall, but his figure was like a purple wind swirling, and he climbed up the cliff easily.

The cliff was filled with a thick smell of blood, and the bodies of the disciples of the Wuliang Sword Sect were scattered on the ground. Those who were still standing were all disciples of the Xingxiu Sect, dressed in fancy clothes, with musical instruments hanging on their bodies or carrying strange weapons.

Boom!

Ding Chunqiu threw the stone pot in front of a disciple and said, "Eat it."

There was no intimacy in his words, nor any intention of giving an explanation. His tone was as calm as if he was casually asking "What are you eating for dinner?"

The stone pot rolled and landed in front of Zhai Xingzi, the eldest disciple of the Xinxiu Sect.

Zhaixingzi looked down at the green patch, and his handsome face twisted for a moment, then he identified the poisonous substances inside. There were no strange creatures such as the five poisonous creatures, and no poisonous flowers or plants. It was just some mushrooms?
Such a little poison... Has the master changed his nature?

Zhaixingzi's eyes rolled around, and he glanced at the beautiful purple-dressed girl with delicate eyebrows and bright eyes, fair skin, and a fake smile, saying, "A Zi, why don't you come and thank Master for the poison."

Ah Zi's big, dark eyes narrowed suddenly upon hearing this. She looked at the eldest brother's malicious gaze and smiled awkwardly, "Thank you for your kindness, eldest brother. However, Master gave you this medicine, which must be a test for you. Ah Zi is not very knowledgeable, how dare I deny you your opportunity?"

Ah Zi spoke sweetly, but inwardly she was already cursing, "You heartless bastard, you rotten-assed star picker! How dare you set me up for this? When I get the Divine Wood King Cauldron and the Qi-Transforming Technique, I'll definitely dissolve all five of your limbs with poisonous water!"

Ah Zi lowered her head and eyes as she spoke, appearing to be a well-behaved girl. However, her dark, darting eyes were filled with malicious plans, not only targeting her senior brother Zhai Xingzi, but also the other brothers and sisters. "I told you not to speak for me! Humph!"

Ding Chunqiu knew how to understand the twists and turns in the minds of his disciples, but he not only did not care at all, but also regarded it as a fun thing to pass the time. Watching them fight for the little profits he gave them, and coming up with vicious schemes and racking their brains for this, was like a series of pieces on the stage that satisfied him and made him laugh.

Normally he would be happy to watch the show, but now he had other things on his mind and naturally had no patience. He slapped Zhai Xingzi down with his backhand and said, "Eat!"

Although Zhaixingzi was the eldest brother and a skilled martial artist in the martial arts world, he was powerless against Ding Chunqiu. He fell to the ground and immediately kowtowed. He hugged the stone pot with one hand and reached into the pot with the other to scrape up a large piece of green mushroom paste and stuff it into his mouth. In a short while, the stone pot was cleaner than a dog's lick.

Zhaixingzi stood up unsteadily, his eyes dull, and a smile that he couldn't suppress even if he tried to suppress it appeared on the corner of his mouth - the poison of this mushroom was not even a fraction as strong as the poison in the human heart, and it was even less so than the poison of the Xingxiu Sect. However, this poison had an effect, which was hallucination, and could make people see what they were thinking, as if it was a dream.

Zhai Xingzi dreamed that he had stolen the Divine Wood King Cauldron and the Great Method of Transforming Qi, and had mastered them to perfection. He also found the King of All Poisons, Manggu Zhuha, and the rare Ice Silkworm. His poison skills were unprecedented in history, and even his master... Pah! Even the old thief Ding Chunqiu had to kneel at his feet and help him put on his shoes and take off his socks. It was really comfortable.

Although there was a line between truth and falsehood, Zhai Xingzi, who often used poison, could still distinguish them clearly. He just felt a little dizzy. He patted his head with one hand and replied with the other: "Old thief, this thing is not very toxic, but it can make people hallucinate. Is this a new poison you developed? It doesn't seem like your level at all..."

Quiet.

Suddenly, the only sound on the entire cliff was the whistling wind blowing through clothes, flowers and plants.

Many Xingxiu Sect disciples looked at each other and quickly lowered their heads, their heads shrunken like quails, not even daring to breathe, for fear of attracting Ding Chunqiu's attention.

Ding Chunqiu's face was smiling, but that smile was as cold as the snow on the snowy mountains that never melted. He stepped forward and stepped on Zhaixingzi's head. "You beast! What did you call me?"

He had already aimed at the correct spot before he stepped down. As soon as he pressed down, Zhaixingzi let out a terrible howl of pain - a sharp stone pierced into his eye without any hindrance, making him wake up instantly.

"Old Immortal! Old Immortal! Your magical powers are boundless. Your disciple was poisoned by a fungus and lost his mind. He has offended the Old Immortal Xingxiu!"

Ding Chunqiu didn't loosen his foot upon hearing this. Instead, he exerted even more force downwards, twisting his foot and saying, "A mere poisonous mushroom can cause you, Zhaixingzi, to lose your mind? This shows you're incompetent. How can someone like you be worthy of staying under my wing?"

Bang!

The star-picking creature's head exploded like a watermelon, and the colorful colors were frightening.

But the next moment, Ding Chunqiu dropped a pill from his sleeve. The pill fell into the pool of blood and immediately a dark green poisonous fire emerged. It burned all the way along Zhaixingzi's head, and the entire mountain was filled with green poisonous fire.

This poisonous fire did not burn flowers, plants, or trees, but only burned corpses. However, the poisonous smoke that came out affected the surrounding flowers, plants, and trees. After a sizzling sound, the originally bright red and lush flowers, plants, and trees instantly turned yellow and withered.

Seeing this scene, many disciples became even more terrified of Ding Chunqiu's methods. They immediately knelt on the ground, beating drums and gongs and singing praises to the Xingxiu Old Immortal.

Ding Chunqiu laughed heartily, his gaze suddenly drifting off into the distance. He had spies in Yipintang, and he had received the news right after Li Qinglu left. He had brought his men and hurried over, finally arriving here before Li Qinglu. Now that he had discovered that his master was not there, but was merely someone impersonating him, he felt no reassurance at all, and instead became even more apprehensive.

What is the relationship between this person and Master?
Could it be that this is the master’s new disciple, who is here to clean up the mess?

Ding Chunqiu did not dare to neglect it at all, and pointed towards the distant Wanjie Valley and said:

"Let's go find the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations!"

(End of this chapter)