I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.

The woman was wearing a soft, loose priest's robe.

This priest's robe differs from those worn by Maria and the others. Maria and her companions' robes are adorned with numerous luxurious ornaments and embroidery, their overall design intricate and exuding an air of opulence. Their noble status is immediately apparent from their attire.

However, this priest's robe appeared very plain, with no embellishments on the pure white silk fabric, only some faint embroidery of sacred symbols. It looked like the loose white robes worn by goddesses in oil paintings when they were reclining on chairs, and it must have been very comfortable to wear.

Clearly, this is not a priest's robe, but a divine robe.

This woman is Olivia.

Seemingly worried about soiling her robes on the ground, she lifted them slightly as she entered. Then, she slowly and deliberately began to undo her belt.

Seeing this, Roland was both happy and worried.

Fortunately, Maria seems to have been telling the truth; Olivia treated her like she wasn't there—otherwise, it would have been too embarrassing.

The worrying thing is, Maria really wasn't lying; Olivia is now ignoring me—is she going to need to poop too? I can't hold it in any longer!

'What should I do? Share a pit with her?'

'No! If I hesitate any longer, I'll smear it on the wall!'

At this critical moment, Olivia suddenly stopped. She frowned and looked around, her gaze gradually settling on Roland.

Roland was nearly scared to death.

If Olivia discovers that Roland has actually been in the toilet the whole time, Maria will be doomed, and Roland and Maria's plan will also be ruined.

But it's estimated that Olivia probably didn't expect this, because judging from her previous conversations with Roland and the others, she was completely unaware of her condition.

She was unaware of how she perceived the world; in her view, the reason she could hear Roland and the others' conversation was because these mentally ill people were loudly plotting.

Therefore, if she finds Roland here, she will definitely assume that Roland has secretly concealed himself and followed her in.

As for why Roland did this, that's hard to explain.

'What should we do?!'

'Tell her I secretly followed her in, just so we could share a pit?'

Will she believe it?

'Holy shit. I'm going to fucking go!'

The situation had become so urgent that Roland could no longer hesitate.

Seeing the goddess staring at him with a frown, Roland made a quick decision, took off his pants, and unleashed his primal power.

Instantly, Roland felt that the whole world had become bright and radiant.

Roland: "Phew~~~ That feels so good."

Roland let out a deep breath and suddenly remembered something very important!

He gave a very gentlemanly smile and looked up at Olivia: "Did you bring any tissues?"

Olivia: "."

At this moment, Olivia's expression was somewhat complicated: three parts shock, three parts disbelief, three parts dizziness, and one part confusion.

She turned and pushed the door open to leave. Immediately afterwards, a soft voice came from outside the door, as if Olivia was talking to someone outside.

A female knight: "What's wrong?"

Olivia: "It's so dirty inside! Did someone just use it and not flush?"

Female Knight: "Um, about half an hour ago I think I saw Roland rushing to the toilet."

Olivia: "That guy was a complete pig. He ate the food for four people by himself, and then...it was disgusting!"
"Drag him over here and make him lick it clean inside!"

Female Knight: "Ahem, never mind. The knights found a few 'chairs' (a type of toilet that looks like a chair) while they were organizing the cargo box, and they sent them to Maria. I'll have her bring them over in a bit."

Olivia: "Okay, have them make some more hot water. I want to wash myself again."

The voices of the crowd outside the door gradually faded away, and Roland looked puzzled.

Was that guy faking it, or did he genuinely not see me?

Recalling Olivia's shocked and incredulous expression, Roland still felt something was off.

Just then, Roland heard footsteps outside the door again.

'Oh no, the door seems unlocked! I just want to take a dump in peace, please don't let anyone else get in!'

Roland quickly snapped his fingers and used a little trick to pull the lock on the door.

As soon as the trick was performed, Roland froze on the spot—although he thought it was unlikely, he felt that the door lock had not been locked by a trick, but rather opened!
Before Roland could react, the bathroom door was suddenly pulled open.

As Roland saw the person outside about to enter, his vision went black.

"Hey, wait! There is!"

Before Roland could finish speaking, the man covered Roland's mouth and then closed the door.

Roland stared blankly at the priestess who had barged in, then suddenly breathed a sigh of relief—thankfully, it was someone he knew.

It's still so awkward. What's wrong with this guy? Why did he rush in like that?

But that’s fine too.

"Uh, did you bring any tissues?"

"—Fuck your sister! You damn bastard, how dare you shit here?!"

The man was furious. He grabbed Roland by the collar, as if he wanted to drag Roland out of the pit.

Roland was startled and quickly pulled her hand away, saying, "Stop it! What are you doing? Who did I bother by going to the toilet?"

The man, his eyes blazing with anger, exclaimed, "What am I doing? Your good fiancée wants to sleep with me!"

This priestess was none other than Joan.

She was just outside the door; she was the one who saw Roland rush into the bathroom in a panic.

She and Olivia had just gotten out of the train carriage when she saw Roland rush into the toilet and exclaimed in alarm. Later, when Olivia came out of the toilet, she made up a lie, saying that Roland had gone to the toilet half an hour earlier.

Roland said, "Oh, just think of it as your own sister being affectionate with you. She's pregnant, so take care of her feelings."

Joan growled angrily, "Take care of your sister! I must have owed you guys something in my past life to take on such a damn thing!"
She's not pregnant at all!

I've had enough of this lunatic!
Do you know what she just said to me?

She said she was pregnant, but not a few days ago, and that she wanted to work harder with me to complete some kind of closed loop.

At this point, Joan was utterly devastated. She covered her face and said, "She just made me untangle her hair and scrub her back. If Helena hadn't burst in with a bucket of water, sob sob sob."

Roland said with a strange expression, "It's just a back rub, is it really that big of a deal? You've been Catherine's lady-in-waiting for so many years, haven't you rubbed her back before?"

Joan lowered her hand from her face, glared at Roland, and said, "She made me take off my clothes!"

Roland said, looking puzzled, "When best friends shower together, of course they have to take off their clothes. Olivia isn't a lesbian, and she won't take advantage of you, so what's there to worry about?"

Seemingly recalling unpleasant memories, Joan covered her face again and cried, "If she were a lesbian, I would have just let her touch me a couple of times and take advantage of me."

Roland's eyes widened, as if realizing the seriousness of the situation. He hurriedly asked, "Did that filthy woman touch you?"

"No."

Roland asked again, "Did you take off your clothes?" "No."

Roland breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then why are you crying?"

Joan rubbed her eyes and spat out a few words through gritted teeth: "She said she would help me turn back into my true self. Then she 'warned' me not to be naughty like I was when we took a bath together last time."

Roland was stunned for a long time before he reacted.

This time, Olivia once again mistook Joan for a 'fake Olivia'.

While bathing in the sacred pool, Olivia mistook Roland for Olivia and mistakenly believed that Olivia had turned her into a man.

The current Joan clearly doesn't look like the 'fake O'Reilly (Roland)' from that day. So she plans to transform Joan into Roland's appearance.

This is what Helena referred to as 'surgery'.

"Damn it! No way! If this keeps up, both of my wives are going to cheat on me!"

'That's secondary. The most crucial thing is, if this continues, one of my wives will become me through another wife!'

Roland had been overlooking one thing all along.

Heraca, the goddess of the Styx. The most advanced necromancy on the continent today originates from the goddess Heraca.

Therefore, Heracles is a proper necromancer, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that she is the ancestor of all necromancers.

What kind of people are the necromancers in the East?
What kind of person is Heracles?
This madman is definitely capable of performing surgery on someone else to transplant their body.

It was only now that Roland realized what was happening. The reason his good friend Joan was crying here wasn't because his wife had mistreated her.

It's because she was frightened by her own wife!

She was so scared she cried!

Seeing Roland standing there in a daze, Joan grabbed Roland by the collar again and said fiercely, "Listen to me, if she turns me into a man, I'll be the first to stab you!"

Roland forced a smile and said, "Don't get excited, don't get excited. I'll teach you a way to calm her down first."

Joan exclaimed excitedly, "Keep her calm? How am I supposed to calm her down? We're going to the Holy Court tomorrow. After tomorrow, she won't have a better chance. She'll definitely take this opportunity tonight to change me. How am I supposed to calm her down?!"

Roland smiled and said, "Don't worry, nothing will happen tonight. You won't be staying with her all the time."

Joan said, "What exactly are you trying to do? Didn't Maria already give you the medicine? Hurry up and drug her during dinner!"

Roland asked in surprise, "How did you know about this?"

A subtle change flashed across Joan's face as she said, "You were plotting loudly in the hallway earlier. I'm not deaf, of course I heard everything!"

"Oh? You weren't gone when we were talking about this. I can't remember."

Roland scratched his chin, feeling that something was not quite right.

Joan said, "Let's not talk about that now. It's already past three o'clock, and the cooks have already started preparing the ingredients. While Olivia is taking a shower and sleeping, let's hurry up and get things done in the kitchen."

"We can't rush things, Joan. I have a feeling something's not right."

Roland frowned and said, "Something's clearly not right. Maria is clearly Olivia's most trusted person, so why didn't she drug Olivia herself, but instead gave the drug to me?"

Qiong remained silent for a long time.

After a moment, Joan said, "My friend, isn't it obvious? Olivia's condition can't be cured with just a few drops of medicine."

Such a large dose would taste obviously wrong if added to water or wine.

The cooks had to prepare the medicine as a soup, and then trick her into drinking the entire pot of soup.

"The cooks are wizards we specially arranged. Do you think they can get the priests to tamper with things in the kitchen?"

Roland suddenly realized, "Damn it, no wonder they gave me the potion. They couldn't tamper with it in the kitchen, so they went to great lengths to create a scam, gave me the potion, and made me drink it according to the instructions and dosage!"

Hearing this, Joan got a little anxious and said, "Are you paranoid?"

Roland said, “Joan, I have to be careful about this. I definitely can’t drink the medicine, but Olivia has to.”

After a pause, Roland stroked his chin and added, "Yes, the medicine she prepared for me will definitely work for her too. However, just to be on the safe side, we still need to analyze the effects of the medicine. Otherwise, if the medicine she drank is not right and it drives her crazy, that would be troublesome."

Hearing that Roland would still use these medications tonight, Joan seemed relieved.

Joan said, “I heard from O’Reilly that the Orbis Monastery has gone further than Wilmick in some aspects of epilepsy. The medicine Maria brought must be fine.”

After a pause, Joan looked at Roland and said something like this: "If any of us... cough."

Roland: "Huh? What did you just say?"

Joan said, "It's nothing. I mean, this medicine has no side effects. You can ask Theresa and the others to analyze it if you don't believe me."

Roland nodded and muttered, "Yeah, I definitely need to analyze it, but even if there are no side effects, I won't take the medicine."

Joan: "."

Suddenly, Joan became a little impatient. She said, "You're clearly quite ill, but you just won't take your medicine."

My sister Catherine told me before that you contracted a "disease" while you were in Wilmick but tried every means to avoid treatment.

I didn't believe it then, but now I finally understand!
"I'm telling you, Roland, if you cause any problems during your baptism, we'll absolutely kill you!"

Roland hesitated for a moment, then said, "Let's wait until Olivia finishes taking the medicine. If she gets better after taking it, it's okay for me to take some."

These words reassured Joan a little.

She pressed further, "How do you plan to drug me?"

Roland thought for a moment and said, "I might need your help."

After discussing it for a while, Roland finally said, "Let's keep her calm for now, as I said. This afternoon, make sure she doesn't wander around anymore. Also, while she still trusts you, don't forget to find a way to steal her book."

Soon, the two ended their awkward but necessary conversation.

"Hey, Joan, don't rush off. I didn't bring my ring or bag with me. I also don't have a handkerchief or any tissues."

With an awkward smile on Roland's face, Joan left him her handkerchief with a look of disgust, then pushed open the door and left.

After Joan left, Roland frowned, seemingly lost in thought.

He inexplicably remembered the old scriptures he had read that day.

There was a story in it that really caught Roland's attention.

The gist of the story is that a mortal named 'Nip' firmly believes that his evil goddess wife suffers from a severe mental illness. So, he conspires with his other wives to secretly drug her.

Later, he suddenly discovered that everyone had not only drugged the wife, but also drugged her as well.

Clearly, everyone agrees that both of them need to be treated.

Judging from the tone of the old scripture writer, this ordinary man did indeed suffer from a serious mental illness, and his mental state became healthy after taking the medicine.

But Roland felt the situation was completely the opposite.

Because after taking the medicine, Mr. Mortal firmly believed that he was not a mortal at all, but the supreme god in the Mad Paradise.

Roland felt that this so-called supreme god of the mad heaven was most likely not a god at all—if he really thought of himself as the supreme god, then he would be crazy!
Because this person is most likely his biological father, 'Anthony (Nip)'.

In the end, my father did seem to have reached a very prestigious position, but he was also completely alienated from everyone, with no one he could trust anymore—because as long as he believed he wasn't sick, everyone else believed he was. (End of Chapter)