Reborn Action Star: Starting in Hollywood

Chapter 503: The Ubiquitous PUA Finally Solved the Problem

The anaconda's attack missed again.

Without giving the anaconda any chance to breathe, Lin Yuan reached his hand into the cage for the third time and continued to reach towards the snake's head.

This time, the anaconda acted completely indifferent. It let Lin Yuan's hand approach it, but did not make any attacking gesture.

Although pythons are not smart, they can still establish basic conditioned reflexes.

Earlier during the filming process, while waiting for the anesthetic to take effect, all of the anaconda's attacks on Lin Yuan were in vain.

At that time, it should have already preliminarily marked Lin Yuan and formed the impression that this prey was difficult to catch.

Now Lin Yuan put his hand into the cage and placed it near the anaconda's mouth, but it couldn't bite him.

Even a snake can get frustrated.

Therefore, the anaconda has given up the idea of ​​hunting Lin Yuan. Since it will not harm it anyway, it just lets Lin Yuan exist.

Seeing that the anaconda no longer bit his hand, Lin Yuan finally put his hand on its head.

A cool touch came, and the feeling was very wonderful.

Many people mistakenly believe that pythons have a layer of mucus on their body surface, but in fact they do not.

The surface of a large python feels like dried varnish. Although it looks like a layer of mucus, if you touch it with your hands you will find that it is dry and slippery.

This is a special structure that evolved to accommodate both crawling on land and swimming underwater.

Lin Yuan stretched out his finger and flicked it on the top of the anaconda's head.

"Boom!"

The fingers hit the scales, making a dull sound.

From the recoil force coming from his fingers, Lin Yuan could feel that the anaconda's skull was very hard and its scales were also quite strong.

Lin Yuan's bold behavior startled the surrounding crew members:
The anaconda doesn't bite you on its own initiative, so do you provoke it?
When Lin Yuan tapped the anaconda's forehead, it immediately retracted its head as if it was frightened.

But feeling that there was no danger, the anaconda returned to its lazy appearance and did not become ferocious and try to attack Lin Yuan because of his "sudden attack".

Lin Yuan continued to reach out and touched the snake's chin.

The snake's tongue was almost touching Lin Yuan's wrist.

This made Lin Yuan's scent more deeply engraved in the anaconda's mind.

At this time, Lin Yuan touched the snake skin on the anaconda's chin, and the feel was completely different from the scales.

Lin Yuan had previously speculated that anacondas crawling on their abdomens might have very rough skin that would be as abrasive as sandpaper.

But in fact, this is not the case at all. Apart from still feeling cold to the touch, the snake skin feels very tough and elastic, and even has a slightly delicate and slippery feeling.

After touching the snake skin a few times, Lin Yuan felt a slippery residue between his fingers, so he withdrew his hand and found that his hand was shining with an oily sheen.

It seems that this is the crawling mechanism evolved by pythons. Just think about it, how can snake skin be really rough?
If the abdomen is rough, it will encounter great resistance when crawling. Not only will it consume more energy when moving, but the crawling speed will also be slow.

Just now in the dense forest, the anaconda was chasing Lin Yuan at a very fast speed, and an ordinary man might not have been able to escape.

After feeling the anaconda's scales and snake skin in all directions, Lin Yuan exclaimed: The anaconda's body surface is almost perfect, the only drawback is that it smells a bit.

It's even stinkier than that guy who doesn't take a bath for a year and has body hair all over his body.

When filming the death coiling scene later, Lin Yuan could only wear a miniature animal skin skirt.

The anaconda's skin and scales would slide and move on his body. Could this be considered some kind of skin-to-skin contact?

Before, Lin Yuan was still worried that if the anaconda's skin and scales were really rough, he might be scratched and covered in blood.

Now it seems that I was overthinking it. The anaconda's slippery touch is even quite comfortable if you don't use too much force when tying it to your body.

You can imagine that this cool touch is even more refreshing than air conditioning in the hot summer.

Not to mention the slippery feeling rubbing against my body, it reminded me of some kind of project in the Neon District:

Is it the kind of service where you lie on an inflatable bed, covered in lubricant, and then slide around?
Apart from the possible life-threatening danger and the really stinky smell, the experience of being entangled by a python should be pleasant.

Lin Yuan finally remembered that in the mobile Internet era of later generations, he had read some news saying that wealthy people like to keep pythons because it feels good to have them sticking close to their skin.

At that time he thought it was very perverted and that rich people really knew how to have fun, but soon he saw an even more perverted news, proving that in the field of perversion, the poor were no less capable.

That news report tells a story that happened in India:
A certain man was too poor and ugly, and was considered an untouchable person, so he could never find a wife.

So he bought a python as his wife and slept with it in his arms every night.

As for the indescribable things that happened, does it count as using a bow?
That’s hard to say, because later on, “Indian monitor lizard” became a super popular meme.

At one point, a whole bunch of hellish jokes were born: "When a man loves you, he doesn't even care whether you're human or not."

"I'm willing to spend three years of my life in exchange for your lifelong shadow."

"You don't even dare to force yourself on her, how dare you say you love her? Look at the love story between Third Brother and the giant lizard!"

Lin Yuan has always been resistant to this kind of bad jokes with problematic values:
"Can something as awful as force be beautified as loving you?"

"Under no circumstances should criminal behavior be used for fun. This blurs the boundaries between normal morality and the law."

At that time, in addition to resisting this kind of cliché, Lin Yuan also had doubts: This is too outrageous. Is it made up by the media just to attract attention?

As the saying goes, a single piece of evidence is insufficient. Once there were two victims, a python and a monitor lizard, the credibility immediately soared.

What's more, both of them are reptiles, with cold skin and slippery body surface.

After Lin Yuan's evil hands touched the anaconda from its head to its neck, the giant beast became more accustomed to Lin Yuan's presence.

It had completely laid down, allowing Lin Yuan to do whatever he wanted to it.

Snakes may look fierce and evil, but they are essentially very lazy animals. If they do not need to hunt or mate, they prefer to lie motionless in their nests.

Lin Yuan's behavior shocked everyone present, and almost everyone stared at the scene with wide eyes.

"You tell me this is an anaconda that has been hungry for many days? I would rather believe that it has just had a full meal," said director Eastwood.

"Of course it was hungry for many days. I personally restricted its food intake." Meng Tao replied.

"I filmed this scene, it's so amazing. I believe that when it's included in the movie's behind-the-scenes footage, all the audiences won't believe their eyes." Director Eastwood continued:

"I used to hear that during the filming of a Lin Yuan movie, people would constantly experience super unexpected surprises, and they believed that this surprising clip could instantly increase the box office sales by $5000 million.

I was a little confused then, but now I understand it deeply. If only the filming of "King of the Jungle" had included a few more clips like today's, it would have directly sparked a lot of discussion during the promotion."

During the conversation between Meng Tao and director Eastwood, he saw Lin Yuan raise his hand to him.

So the two of them stepped forward and asked, "Can we move on to the next step?"

Lin Yuan nodded and said, "Open the snake cage."

"You want to go in? That's not a good idea, right?" Meng Tao asked.

"It will be wrapped around me soon, so what's the point of getting closer now?" Lin Yuan said.

So Meng Tao had no choice but to open the snake cage.

This cage containing the anaconda is two cages combined together, with two doors.

The outer layer of cage is used to store food and feed the anaconda.

Lin Yuan opened the two cage doors and walked into the cage where the anaconda was.

Sensing prey coming in, the anaconda immediately raised its head and looked alert.

But after smelling Lin Yuan's scent, it immediately lay back down:

This guy can't eat it, so there's no need to waste your energy.

Lin Yuan confirmed that the anaconda would not attack him. The previous training steps were fully effective, so he said to Meng Tao, "Let's move on to the next step. Take out the prepared props."

The next two processes are closely linked to the previous ones.

The first step is to feed the anaconda.

If you want to reduce the danger of carnivores, feeding them is undoubtedly the basis.

Lin Yuan didn't dare let the anaconda entangle him while eating, because it had been hungry for many days.

This feeding process was completed by Lin Yuan himself, as he needed to further strengthen his relationship with the anaconda.

This changed the anaconda's impression of him from an unattainable prey to a guy who would feed it food.

After feeding the anaconda until it was about 30% to 40% full, Lin Yuan stopped feeding it.

Then came the next training step, where the anaconda was made to wrap around a mannequin with the scent of Lin Yuan.

This is a very expensive mechanical dummy that Lin Yuan asked Meng Tao to make a long time ago.

The entire dummy's skeleton is made of carbon fiber steel, ensuring the dummy's compressive strength.

In addition, the dummy is equipped with a pressure sensing chip and a discharge device.

Once the pressure exceeds a certain value, the dummy will discharge.

The stimulated anaconda will loosen its grip on the body.

In order to prevent the anaconda from entangled Lin Yuan, the dummy also set up special scent bait to lure the anaconda to entangle him.

When Lin Yuan held the dummy and entered the snake cage again, the anaconda immediately reacted.

But its reaction was confusion. Why did both targets exude the same scent of Lin Yuan?
But one of them smells so good.

Similar to a man who can't resist the smell of a young girl's body fragrance, the anaconda raised its head.

Lin Yuan held the dummy and stuffed it into the anaconda's body.

Faced with this good thing that came right to its doorstep, the anaconda instinctively began to wrap its body around the dummy.

Once the entanglement is completed, the anaconda's thick body immediately tightens, and huge pressure is instantly exerted on the dummy.

The entangled dummy began to creak and let out a weak wailing sound.

Meng Tao, who was watching the instrument from the side, immediately saw the data on the dashboard soaring rapidly:

500 pounds!
1000 pounds!
……

1400 pounds!
……

1800 pounds!
When the pressure reached 1400 pounds, a blue arc immediately appeared on the dummy's surface.

"Fuck!"

The anaconda seemed to be stung by something and instantly let go of the dummy it was wrapped around.

The power of the current is about 1000 watts, which was carefully designed by Meng Tao.

Because in the tropical rainforests of South America, anacondas and American electric eels (note the difference between them and Canadian electric eels) intersect.

The American electric eel's discharge intensity can reach a peak of 1000 volts, but the current is only about 1 ampere, so the total power is around 1000 watts.

With this intensity of current, the American electric eel can stun a cow and even kill a caiman that wants to hunt it.

However, for the larger anaconda, the discharge of the American electric eel can only cause severe pain, but will not cause serious consequences such as dizziness.

The two can be said to be keeping to themselves and going their separate ways.

At this moment, the anaconda Amanda felt the long-lost electric shock stimulation again, and was forced to let go of the dummy in her arms.

Once the dummy is released, the discharge will automatically stop.

Lin Yuan stepped forward and stuffed the dummy back into the anaconda's body, marking the second invasion.

The anaconda continued to rely on instinct and tightened the dummy.

Under 1800 pounds of pressure, the blue arc jumped out again.

The anaconda shook violently and let go of the dummy. This time, it seemed to sweep the dummy away with disgust.

Maybe it means: Don't give me this crap anymore.

But how could Lin Yuan do as it wished? He had put so much effort into training it, wasn't it just for the sake of filming the next scene?
What Lin Yuan hopes to achieve is that the force exerted by the anaconda when it wraps around him does not exceed 1800 pounds.

But you can't help but entangle him, or not exert force.

The force couldn't be too weak; the movie needed to show the muscles deforming under the huge force, Lin Yuan's face turning red and the veins on his temples bulging.

Too much force is not good either. Once it exceeds the threshold that Lin Yuan can bear, his ribs will break and the broken bones will penetrate into his internal organs.

It is really difficult to get this anaconda to control its strength, which is no less than wanting more than one.

1800 pounds is the maximum pressure that Lin Yuan can bear based on his physical fitness.

There was a human slingshot scene during the filming of The Heroes of Tang Dynasty. Lin Yuan felt the effect of the strong pressure acting on his body under the gravitational acceleration of multiple Gs.

The pressure he was bearing at that time was approximately 800 kilograms, equivalent to 1800 pounds, far exceeding the average person's tolerance of approximately 900 to 1000 pounds. Lin Yuan picked up the dummy again and stuffed it into the anaconda's arms for the third time.

This time he refused to wrap himself around the dummy. After all, he had just been shocked twice. It would be stupid to repeat the same mistake.

Lin Yuan walked to the anaconda and gently patted its neck.

It's hard to say whether snakes have good or bad hearing, because they can't hear the sounds of common mammals, and humans can't produce low-frequency sounds between 100 and 500 Hz.

Lin Yuan's way of communicating with the anaconda is to tell it the message he wants to convey through patting, caressing and body movements:
Reel in this prey, don't use too much force so it doesn't hurt, and you'll get a reward.

Three fragmented messages that did not form a complete sentence were conveyed to the anaconda by Lin Yuan using his talent of "Life is a Play".

It was not until this moment that Lin Yuan showed his true skills.

All the methods he used before did not use the talents given by the system, but were achieved by relying on his super fast nerve reaction speed.

If others had such a fast nerve reaction speed, they would also be able to achieve what he is doing now.

But further down, it is Lin Yuan's exclusive domain. No one except him can replicate his ability to communicate with anacondas.

So, under Lin Yuan's instructions, the anaconda tried to roll up the dummy in its arms.

The numbers on the instrument began to jump.

500 pounds!
1000 pounds!
……

1400 pounds!
……

1720 pounds!
When it reached nearly 1800 pounds, the anaconda suddenly stopped increasing its strength and maintained it at the same level.

Seeing this scene, director Eastwood was amazed: "Can humans really establish a command relationship with low-intelligence animals like snakes? If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed it."

Meng Tao nodded. "I've seen many snake trainers play instruments and make snakes dance. Snakes can't actually hear the music. The way snake trainers convey their instructions is by tapping their feet. This is similar to what Lin Yuan did just now."

"Are those snake trainers able to reach the level of Lin Yuan?" asked director Eastwood.

Meng Tao shook his head: "No, it's obvious that the instructions issued by Lin Yuan are more complicated. This may be a talent that belongs only to Lin Yuan, and we can't envy it."

While the two were talking, they saw Lin Yuan grab a rooster from outside the cage and stuff it into the anaconda's open mouth.

This was a dead chicken, so the anaconda skipped the effort of wrapping it around itself and swallowed it directly.

All things are difficult at the beginning, but after the first success, the rest will be easy.

Over the next hour or so, Lin Yuan continued to conduct five experiments in which he instructed the anaconda to wrap around a dummy and then release it.

Every time was perfect, so Lin Yuan thought he was almost ready.

He walked out of the cage and came to the director and Meng Tao: "Get ready to start filming. Hurry up and try to finish it today."

He has completed the PUA of the anaconda, no... should I say tamed it...

It seems the meaning is still similar...

The crew members who had been waiting for a long time immediately started to take action. The preparations had already been made, and now that the conditions were met, they would start filming immediately.

"Action!" Director Eastwood gave the order to shoot.

When the filming started, Woody immediately crawled into the arms of the anaconda.

The anaconda, which has undergone multiple training sessions and received food rewards, is obviously happy to work to support itself.

The huge snake body spiraled upwards, binding Lin Yuan tightly.

Lin Yuan opened his arms and did not let the snake tie up his arms. Only the distance from his feet to his chest was completely bound.

Although he had prepared himself mentally countless times before and had even touched an anaconda before, when the anaconda's cold and slippery body surrounded him, Lin Yuan still felt a complex emotion well up in his heart:

It stinks, it stinks so badly. It feels like jumping into a cesspool. Lin Yuan definitely doesn't want to have this experience again. He feels it from the bottom of his heart.

It was cool and smooth, and yet it brought a certain inexplicable comfort. Suddenly, Lin Yuan understood why the ancients always liked to tell the story of the "beautiful snake", because it was such a perfect match.

As the anaconda began to exert force, a feeling of fear also surged into Lin Yuan's heart.

After all, this was a giant beast that could easily kill him. Lin Yuan was not so brave as to remain calm when being restrained.

As the force grew stronger, Lin Yuan's face began to turn red, the veins on his temples began to bulge, and the fear in his heart grew stronger:
What if this anaconda doesn't stop like it did during the experiment?
Lin Yuan had the urge to immediately throw the anesthetic in his palm into the anaconda's mouth.

But he knew it wouldn't work, the time wasn't up yet, neither the strength nor the duration of the shoot had reached the point where it could end.

Therefore, he could only suppress his impulse and wait bitterly for the end of time.

At this time, the snake body on his body continued to tighten, and greater force came.

Lin Yuan felt his bones creaking, as if he would collapse under the weight at any moment.

The people standing in front of the surveillance cameras stared intently at the data on the instruments:
1700 pounds!
It's time to stop!
But the next moment, the snake's body continued to shrink and the numbers on the instrument continued to rise!
1820 pounds!
1850 pounds!
1880 pounds!
Seeing this, GAKKI immediately exclaimed: "Why don't you stop? If you continue to increase the force, he will have an accident."

Taylor Swift also hurriedly said to Meng Tao: "Quickly stop the filming and urgently anesthetize the anaconda."

Meng Tao nodded and walked quickly forward with the anesthesia equipment.

But when he approached Lin Yuan, Meng Tao clearly saw Lin Yuan shaking his head at him, indicating that he should not intervene.

From an outsider's perspective, one might think that Lin Yuan was struggling in panic, but Meng Tao, who was so familiar with Lin Yuan that he couldn't be more familiar with him, immediately understood his intentions.

So Meng Tao retreated, and Taylor Swift immediately asked anxiously, "Why don't you take action?"

Meng Tao shook his head and said, "Lin Yuan means that this is not an accident and we should relax."

"Isn't this an accident? We can't set a flag that there will be no accidents today and then force ourselves to have no accidents, right?" Taylor Swift spoke a little harshly in her anxiety.

Meng Tao didn't get angry with her, but patiently explained, "Anacondas are not humans. They can't control their strength with absolute precision. There's bound to be a range of force fluctuations. Lin Yuan meant that there's no need to worry about an extra 80 pounds. He can handle it."

Sure enough, the data from the pressure tester at this time remained at 1880 pounds of force and no longer increased. It even dropped slightly, falling back to around 1820 pounds.

Lin Yuan finally felt relieved. He began to wave his hands and struggle violently, showing the despair and dying struggle of Woody.

He swung his fist and hit the anaconda's black scales hard.

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

There was a muffled sound, but it was completely unable to do anything to the anaconda's majestic body.

The anaconda has such thick bones and muscles that Lin Yuan's fist hitting it is no different from a two-year-old child punching a grown man.

Even if Lin Yuan was given a dagger, the blade would not be able to penetrate the anaconda's muscles, nor could it damage its internal organs and cause fatal harm.

In front of the camera, Lin Yuan was still struggling desperately. He tried to push the anaconda's body with his hands, trying to squeeze out from the entanglement, but it was obviously futile.

Lin Yuan fully expressed the despair and hysteria of Woody when he was entangled by the anaconda. It was difficult for director Eastwood to believe that this was acting or his true character.

After completing the shooting of these sets of shots, it can be said that the final part of this scene has been completed.

Lin Yuan gently patted the snake's body, which looked limp and powerless as if it was about to die.

This was actually him giving instructions to the anaconda.

After receiving the command, the anaconda opened its mouth wide, and its upper and lower rows of barbed sharp teeth appeared in front of Lin Yuan so close for the first time.

It was so smelly, as if someone had lit a fire in a dry toilet full of feces, and the smell was so strong that it went straight to the top of my head.

This was the moment Lin Yuan had been waiting for. As the anaconda opened its huge mouth, he shot the anesthetic in his palm into its mouth at lightning speed.

6% concentration of isoflurane anesthetic!
After recognizing the anesthetic grass ball, Lin Yuan did not wait foolishly for the anesthetic to take effect. He was filming.

So he continued to struggle, looking desperate.

He has to maintain his performance until the anesthetic takes effect and the director calls "Cut".

In the last experiment, the anaconda collapsed to the ground after 20 seconds, but this time it seemed to be taking effect a little longer.

Maybe there are some residual drugs from the previous use, causing short-term drug resistance?
But as agreed, nothing unexpected would happen today. After about 25 seconds, the anaconda became limp and fell heavily to the ground.

"Cut!" the director immediately called for a stop.

This scene took a long time to prepare and consumed the efforts of many people. Now it has finally been filmed perfectly.

Regardless of the pouring rain, everyone rushed out from under the awning and ran to Lin Yuan's side.

Everyone worked together to pull Lin Yuan out of the anaconda's entanglement, completely ignoring the fishy smell all over his body.

"Source God, your performance today was truly amazing!"

"Making this movie with you is something I'll be able to brag about to my kids in five years and even to my grandkids in 35 years. It's so cool! I'll never forget it."

"This is amazing! This scene and the behind-the-scenes footage from today's filming are absolutely the most valuable materials in film history. They should be sealed away in a temple."

Facing everyone's goodwill, Lin Yuan smiled and said, "Please move aside for a moment. I'm going to go wash up. I stink so badly that I don't dare get too close to you."

"I don't mind! No matter how smelly it is, it's still the Source God! Want a hug?" A female employee said boldly.

"You want to die? The producer is watching you. Do you still want your bonus?" another female employee said quickly.

The female employee in front immediately gave Taylor a guilty look, then lowered her voice and whispered, "Even if it's a stinky Source God, I'd be willing to take 20 points less in exchange for a hug with him."

Lin Yuan smiled helplessly and walked towards the awning nearby.

The secretions from the anaconda stick to the body and cannot be washed off simply by getting wet in the rain.

Director Eastwood prepared detergent and shower gel. Lin Yuan planned to rub his body thoroughly under the awning first, and then stand in the heavy rain to take a shower.

I'm afraid it won't be clean enough in one rinse, and I'll need to do it a few more times.

Lin Yuan walked to the awning. Taylor Swift and GAKKI-chan were already waiting there. They reached out and squeezed out the shower gel and rubbed Lin Yuan's body from front to back, left to right, up and down.

"No, I stink, just do it yourself." Lin Yuan refused.

Taylor rolled her eyes and said, "Would we dislike you? Just stand there quietly."

The two women rubbed the shower gel up and down to clean his body. This scene was really enviable.

But none of the crew members felt jealous, Lin Yuan deserved such treatment.

In fact, as the world's richest man and a top superstar in Hollywood, Lin Yuan has had few women.

Compared with ordinary people, Lin Yuan is considered to be a flower-dweller.

But compared with Hollywood stars and top billionaires, Lin Yuan can be said to be keeping himself clean.

"Is it my hands touching your body that feel more comfortable, or the anaconda's slippery body?" Taylor Swift suddenly asked with a smile.

Hearing this question, Lin Yuan felt it was really abnormal.

Taylor Swift is indeed Taylor Swift, she can actually ask such high-level questions.

But Lin Yuan would not give in. He smiled and said, "It's hard to say. If you also covered your body with slippery shower gel and slid it over me, the effect would definitely be better!"

"I'm not going to do this traditional Japanese art on you!" Taylor Swift said.

"Then I have to go find GAKKI-chan. We often play this game." Lin Yuan said.

GAKKI didn't expect that Lin Yuan would actually expose her, and her face immediately turned red.

On the first night in that house in Japan, GAKKI played this game with Lin Yuan.

Later, he often reviewed the old methods and developed many new and more interesting ways to play.

I have to say that compared to the Americans who can only rush into the hole, the Japanese are really the chosen ones who are at the forefront of the version.

Taylor Swift couldn't win the argument with Lin Yuan. After all, she was just an inexperienced young girl. How could she beat an experienced veteran like Lin Yuan?

So she could only pat Lin Yuan in dissatisfaction and said, "You rub it yourself in there!"

Lin Yuan turned behind the table, and the various props placed on the table blocked his figure.

After all, you can't rub your crotch with your hands in front of the crew members, right?

Although everyone can understand that this is a bath, it is still too indecent.

Lin Yuan quickly scrubbed himself front to back, then rushed out of the awning and stood in the heavy rain.

A large amount of foam immediately flowed down his body and was washed away in the blink of an eye.

But cleaning once was obviously not enough, so Lin Yuan quickly returned to the awning and cleaned it a second time.

It took a total of 5 washes to basically get rid of the smell on my body, but there was still a faint residue.

This is very similar to fishermen coming off a fishing boat, who will still have a fishy smell no matter how they clean it.

Just like the workers at a pig farm, no matter how much they clean, there is still a smell of pig manure.

Maybe this is the flavor of the marinade?
Lin Yuan never thought that this day would come.

(End of this chapter)