Siheyuan: I am a trader in both worlds!

Chapter 532 Inhumanly Extravagant!
“New uniforms? We have new uniforms! When the guard battalion was first formed, I personally went to the logistics department. New uniforms, new bedding, new shoes, a whole set, all brand new and the best! We just changed into them, why did you get another batch of new uniforms? Isn't that a waste?”

Seeing that Lao Luo had clearly misunderstood, Ximen Lang quickly waved his hand.

"What? It's not a new uniform, it's a new type of uniform that's both good-looking and practical. It's not the same as the new uniform you're talking about at all."

I feel that explaining it with words alone is too pale and too powerless.

He gestured to Lao Luo and the others, signaling them to calm down.

Without saying a word, Ximen Lang went straight to the supplies area and rummaged through a pile of new military uniforms to find the set that Xia Yiyi had specially prepared for him.

They were all grown men, and the only woman present was his wife.

Without any embarrassment, Ximen Lang quickly changed into a brand new, incredibly stylish military uniform.

He put on his standard leather shoes and clattered back to the crowd.

He modeled himself, dressed in a sharp suit, and introduced himself to Lao Luo and the principal.

"See my outfit? Look at this collared shirt, and these trousers that make me look so smart, plus this signature wide-brimmed hat and simple, elegant leather shoes. What do you think? Don't I look much more energetic and good-looking in this outfit?"

Don't say it, you really don't say it.

Because Ximen Lang's physical condition was indeed outstanding, and he was also quite handsome, he really did look like the real deal.

When he's not speaking, he really does have that kind of imposing presence.

At least Bai Ling's eyes lit up when she saw Ximen Lang's outfit.

Of course, it would be even better if Ximen Lang could maintain this posture, not move, not open his mouth, and preferably not say anything.

However, it is clear that Bai Ling's idea is simply unrealistic.

So, he was handsome for only three seconds.

Ximen Lang immediately revealed his true colors, winking and showing off to Bai Ling.

"Ling'er, what do you think? Doesn't your man look especially handsome in this outfit? Aren't you tempted by our attire? If you are, just say so openly, there's no shame in it."

Bai Ling truly didn't expect that Ximen Lang could be so unreliable in front of so many people.

It's fine for the young couple to say these things privately when no one is around.

It was placed directly on the table!

How could Bai Ling not be furious?
Therefore, Bai Ling didn't give Ximen Lang a kind look at all and spoke bluntly.

"Handsome my foot! What's so exciting about you! Even if you wore a dragon robe, you wouldn't look like a prince!"

The harsh and scathing comments immediately provoked Ximen Lang to protest.

"You're just being hypocritical! You were staring intently just now, I saw it clearly! And now you're saying this, isn't that just being hypocritical?"

Another string of off-the-cuff witty remarks followed, causing Bai Ling's eyebrows to furrow immediately.

The situation was about to spiral out of control, and the young couple was about to start arguing again.

Luo Yonghao, who is both a father and a mother to his children, quickly stepped forward.

On one hand, he advised Ximen Lang to say less and not escalate the conflict, lest Bai Ling really beat him up. On the other hand, he advised Bai Ling not to take Ximen Lang seriously and to calm down. Their extremely busy appearance made the principal unable to help but chuckle, and he kept secretly laughing when Lao Luo wasn't paying attention.

It took a lot of effort to persuade the two troublemakers not to make a scene over such a small matter.

She glared at the principal, who was still chuckling to himself, with a hint of annoyance.

"What are you laughing at!"

Then, without delay, Lao Luo quickly steered the conversation to the military uniform that Ximen Lang was wearing and asked a question.

"This military uniform certainly looks smart and perfectly embodies the spirit of a soldier. But this suit and tie... I'm afraid it's not suitable for combat. Can you really go to war in this uniform?"

"Of course not! And who told you this is a military uniform? This is a standard military uniform, designed to showcase the demeanor of a soldier, and is worn for daily work, study, and general ceremonial occasions."

"Do you know what ceremonial occasions mean? It's for meetings. Imagine, when we hold a meeting for the soldiers again, you're sitting at the top, and all the soldiers below are in their service uniforms, sitting up straight and staring at you. Does that give you that feeling right away?"

He explained the nature of military uniforms to Lao Luo and the principal in detail, and showed them the spring/autumn uniform, summer uniform, and winter uniform.

This gave Lao Luo and the principal a new understanding of the wealth and rigor of later generations.

Then, the big one came.

Since it was also Ximen Lang's first time encountering such high-end individual soldier equipment, he immediately called Bai Ling over.

"Ling'er, come here quickly, let's discuss together how to wear these equipment and where to hang these devices. Help me pass them on."

They simply grabbed Bai Ling, who still looked somewhat unwilling, and pulled her over.

The young couple followed the demonstration in the video on their phone and started figuring it out one by one.

After pondering for a while, Bai Ling became more and more excited, and her eyes shone brighter.

Facing the clumsy and clueless Ximen Lang, who was as dumb as a pair of cotton pants, he couldn't help but retort.

"You're so stupid!"

Directly let Ximen Lang
"Stand still! Stand up straight! Don't move!"

Starting with the tactical helmet, Bai Ling dressed Ximen Lang in it one by one.

Finally freed, Ximen Lang, following the order in which Bai Ling had dressed him, introduced himself one by one to Lao Luo and the principal, who had already looked solemn.

"Made of high-strength composite materials, this tactical helmet boasts excellent bulletproof and impact-resistant properties while also incorporating communication equipment and a night vision goggle mount. See this thing on my head that looks like a telescope? That's the night vision goggle. It allows you to see even more clearly at night than during the day, leaving the enemy with nowhere to hide."

"Then, using advanced ceramic composite armor and high-performance fiber materials, the bulletproof vest can withstand attacks from various types of bullets and fragments, while also being extremely ergonomically designed to ensure the mobility of the team members."

He introduced all the distinctive and capable items, including tactical vests and combat boots, to Lao Luo and the principal, whose expressions grew increasingly serious as they listened.

Finally, the individual radio, miniature drones, and thermal imagers arrived, which completely broke Lao Luo and the principal's nerves.

Especially after they learned that every member of the guard battalion had this equipment, without exception.

"I couldn't hold it in any longer," Lao Luo said in shock.

"Everyone has one, how much does that cost? It's inhumanly extravagant!"

(End of this chapter)