Siheyuan: I am a trader in both worlds!

Chapter 477 The Warrior's Modification

Today was the day Ximen Lang and Bai Ling set off. Although Ximen Lang was not interested in Bai Ling, Bai Ling still dragged the sleepy Ximen Lang out of bed early.

Of course, Ximen Lang, who liked to stay in bed a little longer and sleep in, was very dissatisfied and unhappy about this.

Especially after Ximen Lang glanced at the sky outside and realized that it was only just getting light.

He was utterly speechless, and Ximen Lang was immediately displeased.

"Big sister, look at the sky outside! It's not even dawn yet! I was sleeping soundly, why did you drag me out of bed so early?!"

It's only because the person who woke him up was his wife; otherwise, Ximen Lang would have definitely shown him what Lang-ge's morning grumpiness was like and cursed him to see if he was sick!

Unfortunately, Bai Ling persisted, ignoring Ximen Lang's tantrums and attempts to persuade her.

They neither paid attention to it nor responded.

No matter how much Ximen Lang tried to persuade her, she only said one thing.

"Get up! I'll count to three! One! Two!"

They simply refused to communicate!
Helpless, Ximen Lang could only reluctantly but nimbly get out of bed under Bai Ling's increasingly sharp gaze.

Then, he let Bai Ling do as she pleased.

It was only at this point that Bai Ling finally spoke seriously to Ximen Lang, her tone irritating.

"Why did I wake you up so early? What else could it be?! Are you still half asleep?! Have you forgotten what a big day it is today?!"

"What big day is it?"

"Let's go! Today is our big day!"

When they mentioned that today was the day they were to depart, Ximen Lang immediately came to his senses.

"Yes, today is the day we set off, I must have been sleeping in!"

Yes, it wasn't just Bai Ling who took this matter very seriously.

Ximen Lang also took this matter very seriously!

The reason is certainly not just that they can leave the city they're almost tired of and explore new horizons.

Even more because
"Leaving aside the future, at least for now, today is definitely the day I've come closest to becoming the governor!"

"Prefect? ​​What prefect? ​​Which prefect? ​​I don't quite understand."

"Of course it's Su Shi from the Jiangchengzi: Leaving the Frontier in Mizhou, Prefect Su! Do you know what 'Left-handed Yellow Dog, Right-handed Falcon' means? Didn't you learn that in your middle school textbook?"

Bai Ling certainly knew this famous poem. Even if she hadn't studied it in class because she went abroad to study at a young age, she would still definitely know it!

But the problem is
"He's the prefect, what are you?"

“I have a guard battalion.”

"Su Dongpo is a legendary figure who can rival the poet Li Bai!"

"I have a guard battalion!"

"you"

"I have a guard battalion!"

No matter what he said, Ximen Lang just mechanically repeated, "I have a guard battalion."

It's like saying having a guard battalion is something extraordinary.
Well, having a guard battalion constantly on your side, and the best-equipped, most personnel-equipped, and most combat-powered guard battalion in the world, providing close protection, is indeed remarkable.

"But isn't this a bit too much? Isn't it like having a yellow dog on the left and a falcon on the right? That yellow dog..."

"rhubarb!"

One call from Big Yellow and Big Yellow from the neighboring yard immediately wagged its tail and ran over.

He answered Bai Ling's question directly with his ironclad actions, leaving Bai Ling speechless. Following the next line of "Left Leading the Yellow Fox, Right Holding the Falcon," Bai Ling asked again.

"Then this Cang."

"look!"

As he spoke, Simon Lang pulled out several eagle-shaped bionic drones from under the bed.

They have everything: gyrfalcons, golden eagles, and goshawks.

As he placed them one by one on his shoulders, Ximen Lang introduced them to Bai Ling.

"Look, I've already prepared everything. Whether it's the goshawk from the original text or other well-known eagles widely distributed in our country, I have them all, and they can all be perched on my right shoulder! How about that, am I well prepared enough?"

The sheer number and variety of biomimetic drones left Bai Ling completely dumbfounded.

Ximen Lang continued.

"Of course, if you insist that these biomimetic drones aren't real eagles, that's fine too. Anyway, we'll definitely be going to Mizhou this time, which is the area around Dongshan, a major coal-producing region, to conduct research. If it doesn't work out, we can just grab one on the spot, or I'll pay for it!"

"If 10,000 isn't enough, then 50,000! If 50,000 isn't enough, then I'll offer 100,000! Anyway, catching a few isn't illegal these days, so I'll just buy them and raise them! When I'm holding Big Yellow on my left hand, with an eagle perched on my right arm, and a whole guard battalion protecting me, I'll definitely be more awesome than Su Shi was back then!"

Bai Ling didn't want to talk to him anymore.

Then, the roles were directly reversed.

The more urgently Bai Ling urged him, the more anxious he became in urging her.

They couldn't wait any longer, and Bai Ling's attentive service was more than the best they could possibly offer.

Ximen Lang finished washing up immediately, and looking quite presentable, he grabbed Bai Ling and quickly went out.

They ran right into Lao Luo and Hao Pingchuan, who had come to inquire whether the two of them had gotten up yet.

Then, they went straight on without stopping.

The group quickly arrived at the car parked downstairs in the office building. It was an extremely exaggerated-looking steel behemoth, with one wheel almost as tall as a person.

The enormous steel behemoth in front of him was even more imposing than a tank; even Lao Luo was starting to feel a bit overwhelmed.

He gestured for a long time, comparing his own height to the behemoth, before finally exclaiming in shock.

"This...this is huge? What kind of monster is this?"

Seeing that Lao Luo still didn't understand, Ximen Lang shrugged.

"What else could it be? Of course, it's the ultimate dream for men, a domestically produced 'Unimog' of the doomsday fortress level, a warrior-modified motorhome that's custom-made for tough guys!"

He led everyone up the steps and up the stairs.

Pointing to the interior of the car, which was no less luxurious than that of a hotel, Simon Lang continued.

"Originally, I planned to get the most luxurious and expensive Elemment Palazzo RV, which costs $300 million, or the world's largest off-road RV, the Hummer RV, whose chassis alone is two meters high and six meters wide."

"However, considering that we are not going to the field for leisure, and given the terrible road conditions here, I finally chose this modified Warrior, which matches my temperament perfectly in every way."

"Of course, it's not as big or comfortable as the two RVs mentioned above, but it's suitable in every way. What's suitable is best! So, what do you think of the interior and the protection? Doesn't it look decent?"

He even brought the RV, and he still kept telling me that this trip wasn't for pleasure!

It's no exaggeration to say that it completely shattered Lao Luo's worldview.

Then, Lao Luo felt relieved.

Originally, he was worried that the overly tedious and bumpy journey would make Simon Lang want to give up.

Now that we have this, things should be much better, right?

(End of this chapter)