Siheyuan: I am a trader in both worlds!
Chapter 337 Ancient Greek Gods of Chastity
Chapter 337 The Ancient Greek God of Chastity.
Good grief, it starts with zero frames!
The video call had barely connected, and the two had barely met when Bai Ling blurted out something.
"I thought you were really capable, but it turns out you couldn't even use your chance. You can't even eat leftovers properly. What a waste of my good intentions!"
How could Ximen Lang remain calm?
That's why I repeatedly instructed and emphasized that harmony must be the priority.
Then she turned around and said this.
Isn't this ridiculous?!
Not only Ximen Lang couldn't hold back anymore, but Lao Luo and Director Wang, who were standing to the side, also completely lost their composure.
If they were already like this, then Xia Yiyi, who was directly attacked by Bai Ling, was even worse off.
It's no exaggeration to say that Bai Ling was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.
Especially after hearing Bai Ling's words
"They can't even understand how to eat leftovers."
The phrase "eating leftovers" completely shattered my composure!
That little face turned green immediately!
Just when Ximen Lang and Lao Luo thought it was all over, something very sudden and strange happened.
With a chuckle, Xia Yiyi, who had been very angry just moments before, burst into laughter.
First, he gave a comment to the bewildered Ximen Lang.
"Leftovers? You know what, that's actually a pretty apt description."
Then, he began to speak with a strange expression.
"If men like to cheat on their wives, then we women have to blame ourselves for not being capable enough. If we can satisfy him at home, and if women are attractive enough, why would he need to go looking for other women? Don't you think that makes sense?"
Now it was Bai Ling's turn to feel bad.
Why?
This was clearly a mockery of her, calling her an unattractive, haggard woman. How could Bai Ling not be angry?
Just like Xia Yiyi, no matter how angry she was, she had to suppress it.
Whoever gets angry now loses!
When a woman's wonderful competitive spirit kicks in, she can be far more ruthless than a man!
Sure enough, Xia Yiyi accepted the challenge without saying a word.
Bai Ling also immediately got into the zone without any instruction!
Unfortunately, before Bai Ling could press her advantage and deliver another blow to Xia Yiyi, effectively crushing her arrogance, she was left without a chance to do so.
Ximen Lang, who was sweating profusely from being overwhelmed by the intense duel between the two, quickly stopped them.
She was genuinely afraid that the two of them would get into a heated argument, damage their relationship, and end up pleasing neither side.
Urged on by Lao Luo and Director Wang, who sensed something was wrong, and Hao Pingchuan, who belatedly realized something was amiss, Ximen Lang took a step forward and shoved his signature big face directly into the camera.
He used his own body to forcefully create a safe distance between the two of them.
Then, regardless of whether what he was saying was appropriate or not, or what it was actually saying, he started rambling nonsense.
One minute she'd be saying how nice the weather was today and asking if she'd rewarded herself with a sunbath, and the next she'd be asking if Xia Yiyi had eaten and if she'd had a good meal.
While spouting nonsense, Ximen Lang's facial expressions and body language were incredibly rich.
He was dominating the entire screen, giving Xia Yiyi all sorts of hints and winks, while simultaneously engaging Bai Ling in a frantic game of cryptic banter with his hands behind his back. Goodness, it was quite a spectacle, keeping Ximen Lang incredibly busy.
Only after various silent requests from Lao Luo, Director Wang, and the professionals behind Xia Yiyi did Bai Ling and Xia Yiyi suppress their anger and end this peak duel that had not yet reached its climax but was already enough to make Ximen Lang and all parties involved sweat profusely.
Then, Ximen Lang was instantly pushed aside by Bai Ling and Xia Yiyi, who were as close as sisters, with one pushing hard and the other shouting loudly.
And then.
They're really as close as sisters!
They're as intimate as they can be!
As if they weren't the ones who had just been arguing and bickering, the two of them immediately started thanking each other with the utmost sincerity.
One who expresses gratitude for the other's selfless assistance, which has brought such great help to their side, is a living bodhisattva who has saved countless lives, accumulated immeasurable merit, and relieved suffering.
One is grateful for the other's trust, and for being willing to give up a part of the market to future generations at a time when they desperately need to find a new world and break through the blockade of the great powers. This is a timely and righteous act.
After making Ximen Lang sweat profusely, they then left him dumbfounded.
I really didn't expect their attitude change to be so smooth.
Ximen Lang, who was completely overwhelmed by their display of skill and somewhat confused, couldn't help but exclaim.
"Wait, shouldn't you be most grateful to me? Whether it's calling me a living bodhisattva who saves people from suffering or a timely rain that helps those in need, it's me, and it has to be me! You..."
The two appeared calm on the surface, but who knows what they were holding back inside!
As a result, Ximen Lang, that clueless show-off, directly displayed himself in front of them!
It would be a miracle if this ended well!
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out.
Whether it was Xia Yiyi, who had a lot on her mind but hadn't set off yet, or Bai Ling, who was still unsatisfied and hadn't vented her anger, it didn't matter.
As if on cue, the two turned their guns on Ximen Lang and attacked him.
They're just like sisters who have a telepathic connection; even their words are almost identical!
With each word and action, they made Ximen Lang feel too embarrassed to approach them.
Under their deliberate manipulation, Ximen Lang was so embarrassed that he couldn't stay any longer and could only retreat to Lao Luo and Director Wang's side in extreme frustration.
Firstly, it was to keep an eye on Lao Luo and his two familiar faces, preventing them from getting too close to the screen, lest the shrewd Xia Yiyi guess something from the slightest clue.
One more.
He was complaining to the two of them, tattled on them.
"Look at what they're saying! I'm clearly stating the truth, but now they're trying to sway me like a saint, even making me a god."
"What's most infuriating is that the archway is supposed to be a chastity archway! And the statue is even more ridiculous—it's supposed to be the ancient Greek god of chastity! It has absolutely nothing to do with anything; isn't this just utter nonsense?!"
It was utter nonsense. Not only were Bai Ling and Xia Yi talking nonsense, but Ximen Lang was also talking nonsense to himself!
He actually fantasized that the two of them would give Bai Ling a severe scolding even though Bai Ling hadn't made any serious mistakes!
What is this if not utter nonsense? Tell me.
However, that's clearly not the right way to put it.
So, it was incredibly perfunctory.
Director Wang and Lao Luo just started muddling through things, trying to smooth things over.
Okay, okay, yes, yes, yes, they never stop.
Especially after Bai Ling and Xia Yiyi got down to business, they didn't even bother with perfunctory excuses anymore.
He made a shushing gesture, and the group immediately focused their attention on watching and listening.
After holding it in all night, I finally let it out.
(End of this chapter)
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