Siheyuan: I am a trader in both worlds!

Chapter 309 No Spirits Allowed!

Becoming a sperm?

"What kind of spirit are you talking about? What do you mean?"

Seeing that Bai Ling and the others still didn't understand even after all that, Hao Pingchuan said irritably.

"What other kind of spirit could it be? Have you heard the storytellers on Tianqiao telling 'Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio'? If not, that's okay. What about Journey to the West? You must have heard that, right? I bet Brother Lang is just like the one in there. Okay."

Hao Pingchuan originally intended to casually mention that Ximen Lang had become a demon.

But then I thought about it again, and realized that wasn't right either.

First of all, this species is wrong.

So, the words were already on the tip of my tongue.

At the last minute, Hao Pingchuan quickly changed his words.

"Even if he's not a demon, he must at least be a clever person! He must be something, otherwise he would never have turned out like this!"

Ximen Lang is Bai Ling's man!

He's the man I'll spend half my life with and a lifetime with!
Hao Pingchuan actually said that about Ximen Lang in front of Bai Ling.

Isn't this just asking for trouble?

Therefore, he didn't stand on ceremony with Hao Pingchuan at all.

Bai Ling immediately retorted.

"Who are you calling a shrewd demon? I think you're the demon! You're as dumb as a blockhead!"

"Oh, so being strong makes you a monster? Then he's not just some naturally gifted, superhumanly strong person hiding his abilities."

Yes, because this argument is really hard to justify.

She couldn't continue speaking even halfway through her sentence.

Because it's obvious, given Ximen Lang's intelligence and his desire to show off.

If he were truly gifted and possessed superhuman strength, he would have mentioned it eight hundred times a day, wanting the whole world to know!

They even deliberately concealed their shortcomings.
"Him? He'd need to be smart enough to even think about it!"

But his strength is indeed a bit strange.

"Could it be that, as Hao Pingchuan said, he's become a cunning human?"

"See? I told you so! I told you Lang-ge was a demon, didn't I? Well, even Bai Ling, his wife, admitted it. This time, I wasn't wrong, was I?"

At this point, Hao Pingchuan, that clueless fellow, is still causing trouble.

One sentence.
"If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll tear your mouth apart right now!"

This immediately shut Hao Pingchuan up, and he dared not continue spouting nonsense.

Taking advantage of the fact that Bai Ling was Ximen Lang's bedmate, Lao Luo continued.

"Yes, Bai Ling, you and A Lang are a couple. Others may not know what's going on, but as his spouse, you should know, right?"

"I should know? But I really don't know!"

Although Bai Ling also felt that Ximen Lang was increasingly developing in the direction of becoming a large livestock breeder.
The awkward thing is that when Bai Ling first had intimate contact with Ximen Lang, he already showed signs of developing feelings for her in that direction.

Besides, she didn't know what other men were like except for Ximen Lang, and thought that Ximen Lang was a silly boy who only relied on his strong physique.

I didn't even consider any other possibilities.

Furthermore, she mistakenly interpreted Ximen Lang's increasingly ruthless behavior as an initial act of pity and tenderness, a reluctance to push her too far. She believed that he had finally reached his breaking point and unleashed his true power.
"How was I supposed to know? I only realized something was wrong when Hao Pingchuan told me just now that Ah Lang was incredibly strong. I'd never heard of such a thing before!" "But becoming a spirit is absolutely impossible! Not only because I'm Ximen Lang's bedmate, and I know for sure he's a normal person! But also because... the leader said long ago that becoming a spirit is forbidden after the founding of the People's Republic!"

Since the leader has spoken, Ximen Lang naturally has no problem.

"But where exactly does the problem lie?"

"Yes, so where exactly is the problem?"

"Is that even a question? Of course it's because I'm exceptionally gifted and have superhuman strength! Look at these muscles, these lines! How come I never noticed before that I have such a great physique! I'm even starting to lose control of myself! Yi-yi, are you drooling just looking at me?"

What does it mean to be irresponsible?
That's what you call being irresponsible!

If it were anyone else, they would have panicked if their body suddenly experienced this condition!
They either worry that they might have contracted some incurable disease, or they worry that their secret might be accidentally exposed.

No matter what, we'll be in a panic for at least a while!
But what about Ximen Lang?
After confirming that his strength had indeed increased so much, and that his physical fitness had also improved dramatically in all aspects, especially his ability in the area that men care about most, which had become terrifyingly strong.

His mouth was practically stretched to the back of his head in a wide grin!

I imitated the various moves that bodybuilders show during competitions and struck a pose there!

Although my muscle definition isn't nearly as exaggerated as those of professional bodybuilders, you know what, you really have to admit!
The way he strikes that pose, he really does have that kind of style!

Especially their perfectly proportioned physique, which almost perfectly aligns with the aesthetic standards of Easterners, and their muscular lines that are just right – slim when dressed, muscular when undressed.

Xia Yiyi couldn't bear to look away for a long time.

Xia Yi was completely captivated by him.

Ximen Lang became even more enthusiastic.

His biceps, burning hot like fire, seemed to want to shove them right into Xia Yiyi's face.

He grabbed Xia Yiyi's hand and placed it on his biceps.

Then he started showing off.

"Feel free to touch me, no need to hide it. It's okay, I'll let you touch me. Look at these muscles, don't they feel amazing!"

"Especially my eight-pack abs, let me tell you, Bai Ling loves them the most! She can only fall asleep by touching my abs every time, she's so clingy!"

Upon hearing this, Xia Yi slapped Ximen Lang's arm with her own hand.

He just said it directly.

"You act like nobody cares about your pork belly!"

But when she heard Ximen Lang add, "Bai Ling falls asleep like this every day..."
I feel terrible!
He grabbed Ximen Lang's shoulder and began to question him.

"What?! You two are already sleeping together?! When did this happen?! How come I didn't know?!"

Seeing that Xia Yiyi was making a big fuss about this, Ximen Lang was speechless.

"Please, we're getting married in two months. Don't you understand what marriage is? Of course, we'll be sleeping together!"

"But didn't you say it's very conservative over there? You'd get criticized and lectured if you were even slightly intimate with your partner in the street, or even just held hands! With such a conservative atmosphere, how did you two end up in bed together?!"

This is exactly what Xia Yiyi fears most!

Originally, Xia Yiyi was already very worried because Bai Ling had met Ximen Lang and established a relationship with him before her.

Now, Xia Yiyi's biggest advantage in maintaining her position for the time being is that the two of them have also broken through the rules of etiquette.

"What kind of behavior is this! What kind of behavior is this! This is immoral, this has no bottom line, do you even know that?!"

(End of this chapter)