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Chapter 4: Why are you stacking Buffs here?
"Hit him! Beat him!"

"I'll come, I'll come!"

At Teacher He's signal, the two permanent residents took the inflatable hammer and tapped Chi Ye twice.

The atmosphere at the scene became increasingly heated, but seeing Mr. Huang's expressionless face, everyone knew that he had completely hated Ikeno.

But Ikeno didn't care.

He is actually a very reasonable person, and he believes that "people who hate me are sick, and people I hate are also sick."

Would I do this if Huang Laodeng didn't want to step on my head and promote the artists under his own studio?

Make your own way!

……

After this little episode, the atmosphere of the show gradually became more heated.

Teacher He was afraid of causing trouble, so he fast-forwarded to the next part without giving everyone a chance to react.

According to the script, "How to Evaluate XXX" is divided into three parts.

The first part is for the program team to select the hot topics/hot spots on the Internet recently, and the program guests and residents will comment and analyze them in turn.

The second part is that the guests on site display an item in their lives for everyone to comment (appreciate) in turn.

It is worth mentioning that at the end of the segment, the item the guest takes out will be given as a gift to the guests on site as a greeting gift.

The real climax does not come until the third stage.

Because this segment is where several guests take turns to evaluate each other's first impressions in the circle/sharp reviews of each other's film and television works, as well as ask various sharp questions.

It has a bit of the style of the first season of "How to Evaluate XXX".

But the program team has already been updated.

Since the fifth season of "How to Comment" was broadcast, the third segment has been criticized.

The audience felt that this hypocritical commercial praise was greasy and unrealistic.

Of course, today's episode is a little different.

——Because of the arrival of this episode’s “heavyweight guest” Ikeno.

Before the program started recording, various rumors had already spread from the outside world.

It is said that the production team of this episode of "How to Evaluate" was ruthless and dug deeper and deeper traps for Ikeno, far exceeding the violence of the first season of the show.

Although the other guests were still doing the same old commercial flattery, the audience's enthusiasm was extremely high as long as they could see Ikeno being publicly punished on the show and getting fucked in the face.

At this moment, as the program recording got on track, under the hosting of Teacher He, the program team listed the hot words and topics on the Internet recently.

The guests began to share their views on these keywords in turn.

This part was quite boring, and Ikeno's eyelids were drooping as he listened to it.

An hour later, we finally arrived at the second stage.

As the least famous guest today, Lin Jingyi was the first to show off a household treasure in her private life - an aromatherapy machine.

This was a rather petty-bourgeois piece of furniture. Everyone complimented each other in turn according to the script, and Lin Jingyi covered her mouth with her hand and smiled in a slightly artificial manner.

Then it was time for Ikeno to perform.

The close-up showed a plate of fried stinky tofu served in a paper bowl, and the guests were slightly startled.

Ikeno was also a little dazed.

Because he was already in the dressing room when he woke up, in order to understand his current situation, he had no intention of paying attention to what the original owner would give to other guests in this episode.

"Is this... stinky tofu?"

Lin Jingyi opened her mouth, looked at the affordable packaging of the stinky tofu, and exclaimed softly: "It looks like the kind you buy from a street stall for five yuan a bowl."

Hearing this, Ikeno came back to his senses and nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I bought it on the street for five dollars, and it has chocolate flavor."

Lin Jingyi's expression froze slightly.

"Wow, stinky tofu, I love it."

Chu Luanyu didn't attack Chi Ye according to the script. She nodded politely and looked at everyone embarrassedly:

"I've loved stinky tofu since I was a kid, and now my mouth is watering just seeing it."

"Stinky tofu is a specialty of our Star City."

Teacher He also nodded and pointed at the close-up: "I also like to eat this kind of black tofu. I didn't expect that Chi Chi also likes delicious food in private."

Ikeno clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you, teachers, for being gentle with your words."

There was a knowing smile from the audience.

"Stinky tofu is delicious, but if it's not prepared correctly, it can actually be considered junk food."

Teacher Huang, who had been silent the whole time, spoke slowly, "For example... the ones Ikeno bought today, the color and the soup stock don't seem very even, and there's very little broth. Besides, it's hard to guarantee hygiene at street vendors like that."

"Yes."

Lin Jingyi followed the teacher's steps closely, and kept in mind the purpose and task of today's program:
"I remember Mr. Huang made stinky tofu before, but that stinky tofu looked much cleaner and more hygienic than this one."

"Please don't laugh at me for saying this... Personally, I don't really like stinky tofu because I can't stand the smell... It's too stinky."

She paused. "Besides, I'm curious."

Lin Jingyi looked at Chi Ye with full aura: "I don't really understand the fun of eating stinky tofu."

"If you just want the texture of tofu, you can just eat tofu. Why would you eat tofu that has the same texture as tofu but is just a little smellier?"

"Oh~!"

There was a commotion on the stage, and faint cheers and laughter.

But the barrage was a little unhappy about this sentence.

"What happened to the stinky tofu?"

"I suddenly found Lin Jingyi so annoying."

"Respect the food culture of each place. Thank you."

"It's a current affairs program, so it's normal. I haven't seen this kind of guest output in a long time."

"Speaking of which, Huye is really stingy. Everyone else gave valuable gifts, like expensive aromatherapy machines, but he only gave the other guests five-dollar stinky tofu?"

"Huye is always stingy. Rise has so many little angels, how many gifts have they given to him as the captain? Has he ever returned any of them?!"

On the stage, Chi Ye listened to Lin Jingyi's words. After the laughter died down a bit, he nodded and said, "I can answer you on this."

Everyone looked at him. Chi Ye stared at Lin Jingyi's mouth and said very simply and directly: "Because people can't eat history directly."

After he finished speaking, there was silence for a second.

"Pfft haha!"

Chu Luanyu didn't want to laugh at first, she swears!

But when he saw that other people were the same as him, including Teacher Huang, after hearing what Chi Ye said, almost all of them subconsciously looked at Lin Jingyi's mouth.

She was really confused.

"It's true that people can't eat stinky tofu directly, but we just seemed to have witnessed this paradox being broken, so it's not hard to understand why you, Jingyi, don't like stinky tofu."

"Because your taste might be a little heavier."

After saying this, the whole place burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, no, why is it so funny?"

"Huye, you better not be so crazy!"

"Why is everyone looking at Lin Jingyi's mouth?"

"Huye's comment about people not being able to eat history directly is hilarious: 100%."

"Everyone's collective gaze at Lin Jingyi's mouth is hilarious: 10000%!!"

"Ahem, that's right, Jingyi, don't blame me. Today is the day for everyone to speak freely."

Ikeno stood up and pointed at the close-up: "You just said that you don't like stinky tofu because it smells too bad. I don't really understand."

"You said you ate and drank to your heart's content with Teacher Huang every day, so how come you can't even stand this little taste now?"

Lin Jingyi gritted her teeth, her eyes red: "I didn't eat or drink too much!!!"

Hearing this, Chi Ye looked at Teacher Huang with an embarrassed look on his face: "Teacher Huang, you have to continue with this obedience training. I think Jingyi is a bit rebellious now."

"!!!"

"OMG..."

Everyone on the stage covered their faces, and the two regulars were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they looked at Chi Ye as if they were gods.

There was only one thought in my mind.

Spicy balls!

Ikeno is crazy!

Is this something we can listen to?
really.

Teacher Huang and Lin Jingyi's faces were visibly pale.

But at this moment the audience was already going crazy.

Because what Ikeno said were all things they usually wanted to say but didn’t have the chance to say them on stage or to Mr. Huang!

Even Ikeno's response was even more harsh. Normal people don't have this "level" at all!

The second explosion, coupled with the fact that it was a live broadcast, not only could Huang and Lin not show any anger, they even had to put on awkward smiles...

It’s so frustrating!

Chu Luanyu really didn't want his "partner" to fall. He stretched out his finger and poked Chi Ye, tilting his head and lowering his voice, extremely anxious: "You...you...how dare you talk to Teacher Huang like that?"

Chiye: "..."

Just as he was about to reply to Chu Luanyu, he felt someone pulling his arm.

Looking back, Teacher He had a sallow complexion and was shaking his head at him weakly.

Seeing this, Ikeno shut up in disappointment.

When we were chatting just now, I learned that Teacher He must have helped the original owner when he debuted.

OK, the buffs are fully stacked!

The other guests at the scene also tacitly did not continue this topic.

As soon as the audience's frenzy died down, they changed the subject and ignored Ikeno.

Teacher He was afraid that other problems would arise, so he ended this segment very quickly and started to cue other guests' good things.

at the same time.

Studio backstage, entrance.

"Brother Chi is a little strange today."

"That's right."

The assistant Coco is chatting with a girl from another team who is carrying bags.

Both were surprised and "horrified" by Ikeno's performance on the show today.

Is this really the Chi Ge they knew? Are these words really allowed?!

But...it's really satisfying, so cool, Brother Chi is so handsome.

"Will this offend Mr. Huang and Lin Jingyi... Um... I'll take a call."

Just as she was worrying, a WeChat call message popped up on Coco's phone. She glanced at the caller's note and her face turned pale instantly.

"Who's calling?" the little sister asked curiously.

"...It's Sister Ge's call." Keke mouthed the words, bent over and ran to the lounge with better sound insulation to answer the call.

"Hello? Sister Ge..."

……

On the stage.

After the evaluation of the gifts selected by Teacher Huang was completed, Teacher He recorded a spoken message in the middle. After another half an hour, the last part of this episode finally began.

In front of the camera, all the complicated furnishings had been moved away by the staff, leaving only the sofa and an oval table.

In this episode, four guests and three permanent residents sit on the sofa, chatting like old friends, but in fact, there is a hidden murderous intention.

Teacher Huang is "highly respected", but his eyes are gloomy.

Lin Jingyi did not hide her hatred for Chi Ye at all and stared at him intently.

Next, she wants revenge!

(End of this chapter)