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Chapter 320 My new work is about to be released.

"...Well, Ikeno doesn't need to do a live stream anymore. Ikeno can be the assistant streamer on the side."

Upon hearing this, Director Li immediately felt guilty. If Chi Ye were to actually be allowed to do a live broadcast, the program's sponsors would definitely "complain" about him.

It's not that Ikeno doesn't have a lot of followers, it's that he doesn't speak human language!

Look, they've already started to stop speaking human language.

When Chi Ye saw everyone in their places, he sat down next to Teacher Huang and then noticed that the program was being broadcast live on Douyin and that the products being sold were all food from sponsors.

One can't help but sigh, "The production team is getting better and better at doing business."

"Say less, say less."

Director Li gave a "warning": "Your appearance fee is included in that."

Chino looked at the camera with a serious expression: "This product is good, I suggest everyone buy more."

Everyone: "..."

"It hasn't started yet."

Teacher Huang was a little displeased: "Besides, you're just an assistant broadcaster, please don't steal the lines."

Chino glanced at him and said, "Fine, I won't say anything."

"That's pretty much it."

Teacher Huang was very satisfied. After some adjustments, the production team opened live streaming rooms for all the guests. Of course, there was a password, and ordinary viewers couldn't get in. The viewers inside were all anonymous VIP users of the production team.

"Here's some additional information."

Director Li reminded everyone: "There are two ways to determine whether the task is completed. One is to achieve the sales target, and the other is that the livestreaming duo with the most viewers will receive additional benefits and rewards."

"Please take this live broadcast seriously."

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately became highly motivated.

Shang Jie was the host, and Shi Jinwei was the guest host. The two of them sat there and didn't even need to say a word. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room naturally surged, quickly reaching 100+, making it the live broadcast room with the most viewers.

"Sister Shang, I need some work."

"Sister Shang, I love you."

"Sister Shang and Weiwei are sitting together, what should I do? It's so hard to choose."

"Wow, is this filtered? Her skin looks amazing, she's so beautiful."

"Dear viewer, I didn't use any beauty filters."

Shang Jie immediately noticed this comment and clarified: "I didn't turn it on."

Teacher Huang and Chi Ye's live streams were right next to each other. Hearing the noise, the latter glanced over and said, "That's not right, your skin smoothing is almost maxed out."

Sister Shang: "?"

He immediately added, "A small opening doesn't count as an opening."

"...Alright, then Xiao Lan isn't really lazy. Teacher Huang, you can do it. I won't say anything."

Chi Ye saw that Teacher Huang was already working hard to promote hygiene products, and he was a little bored for a moment. However, he had a lot of worries lately, so he didn't say much.

This surprised the production team, who had been expecting him to cause some trouble—"Hey buddy, I was just saying it casually, did you really take it seriously?"

Hey, open your mouth! This show depends on you to survive!
In contrast, Teacher Huang was very happy. He felt that Chi Ye was so cute at this moment. He didn't know that Chi Ye was like this when he didn't open his mouth... He was talking with great enthusiasm, promoting the product he was selling - a second-tier but very expensive smart vacuum cleaner.

"Family members, look here! Do you also dread cleaning as much as I do? Cookie crumbs in the sofa crevices, hair under the bed, and bits of debris deep in the carpet—these are all disaster zones for filth and dirt..."

"But today, I want to recommend this high-tech vacuum cleaner that has changed my life—the Jiajie Smart Vacuum Cleaner. This is a vacuum cleaner that I use frequently at home. Its hurricane-level suction power has achieved world-class standards. I'll demonstrate it for you right now... Just this pile of shredded paper, with a gentle push, it instantly sucks it up clean, leaving not even a trace on the edges and corners!"

"And what surprised me most was its mite-removal function. Families with babies and pets should definitely pay attention: you can't get rid of mites in your mattress just by sunning it. With this vacuum, it can remove 99% of mites and allergens, making my nights much more restful..."

Teacher Huang has definitely done live-streaming e-commerce before. Since the broadcast of "See You", his reputation has plummeted. With the help of Yang Zi, his "good teacher and helpful friend", he has gradually embarked on the path of live-streaming e-commerce.

The sales pitch and facial expressions used in live-streaming e-commerce are absolutely top-tier, the work of a veteran actor.

As he was talking, he took the product and tested it on the ground. The suction started, and the residue he had prepared disappeared instantly.

The live stream chat was filled with "666" comments, the interaction between the human and the machine was incredibly realistic.

"This won't work."

When Chi Ye saw that Teacher Huang was actually starting to promote products in a serious manner, and then looked at the vacuum cleaner that no one was buying, he kindly reminded her: "You set the price too high. Sister Shang and Aunt Mao are selling chocolates. Ours is too expensive."

"This price wasn't what I wanted to set."

Teacher Huang also felt it was unfair, but he had drawn this number by lot during the allocation process, so there was nothing he could do.

"Listen to me, let's try a different strategy."

Chi Ye began to give his advice: "Let's do something fancy to attract people. There are hardly any viewers left in the live stream."

Upon hearing this, Teacher Huang looked and indeed found that the number of people in the live stream had dropped from the initial 30 to 10.

Shang Jie's group reached 110, Aunt Mao and Tan Yue's group reached 50, and Zheng Chun Chun and Wang Chu Xing's group reached 40.

They are the worst performers.

"...What kind of work?"

Teacher Huang is a person who cares about his reputation. Seeing this situation, he no longer cared about the rule of not letting Chi Ye speak.

"Interact with your family."

Ikeno leaned over and said, "Look at their typing requirements."

Teacher Huang looked over and saw the live stream chat filled with comments.

"The chubby boy and Ikeno kissed."

Why doesn't Teacher Huang promote his autobiography, "Huang Xiaochu's Autobiography"?

"This is boring, this live stream is really boring."

"Play games, play games with special effects."

"Play games, play games!"

The "AI" players in the live stream were having a great time setting the pace. Teacher Huang glanced at the barrage of "playing games" comments and asked, a little confused, "Playing games? What games?"

"It's the kind of game they play."

Chi Ye pointed to Sister Shang and Sister Pliers next to him.

At this moment, Sister Shang is pouting, facing the camera. To the tune of a popular internet song, the special effects on the live stream screen are "guessing" Shang Youshu's profession and personality traits.

[US][Post-95s][Gluttonous][My girlfriend][Has some money][Has some money, so she chooses to eat it all]

Initially, upon seeing the first few "comments," Sister Shang was secretly pleased and smug. However, after seeing the last two, she instantly frowned and exclaimed, "No, no, start over..."

"...What's so fun about this?"

The chubby boy said he didn't understand, but seeing that Sister Shang's viewership was skyrocketing thanks to this live stream, he could only click on the special effects interface: "Then... let me join in too."

Ikeno glanced at him sideways but didn't say anything.

After searching diligently for a while, Teacher Huang finally found the special effect with the help of the staff. Her spirits lifted, and she immediately exclaimed, "Come on, everyone, I'll try this effect too... Remember to order after you've seen it!"

Chi Ye smiled slightly: "If he doesn't place an order, I'll cook for him."

"That makes sense."

Teacher Huang smoothly picked up on the joke, then scolded, "You promised not to talk!"

"Okay, okay, you come."

Ikeno was speechless.

Here, as a lively little tune began to play, Teacher Huang, mimicking Sister Shang, pouted and acted cute, looking expectantly at the screen. The progress bar on the screen slowly moved forward, and the first tag appeared: [Sassy].

Teacher Huang: “?”

Then came the second one: [sassy].

The third one: [slutty].

[So sexy][So sexy][So sexy]...

Chi Ye couldn't hold back any longer and looked at Teacher Huang: "Are you peeing?"

"puff."

Upon hearing this, Sister Shang, who hadn't been paying attention, burst out laughing.

Teacher Huang: "???"

Chi Ye glanced at Teacher Huang and subconsciously moved a little further away.

"Holy crap... wait, what kind of special effects are these?"

Teacher Huang was furious. He immediately turned off the special effects, ignoring the various "hahaha" and "666" comments on the screen, and looked at Director Li: "Did your production team manipulate the special effects?"

Director Li: "...Huh?"

"Alright, I thought I'd get a greasy guy and a fat little boy, this is a good review."

Ikeno said, "Precise and honest."

Teacher Huang's anger remained unabated: "I'm not playing anymore, I'm not playing anymore, let's just do normal product promotion."

"Come on, everyone, take a look at our vacuum cleaner... It's the perfect choice for families who love hygiene and cleanliness..."

Teacher Huang was probably really angry. While he was talking, he may have used too much force and, without realizing it, suddenly let out a long and loud fart.

In an instant, the entire room fell silent.

Shang Jie and Shi Jinwei turned their heads slightly, their mouths agape.

Aunt Mao, Zheng Chunchun, Wang Chuxing, Tan Yue, and the others were all dumbfounded—what was going on?
It's one thing to play it, but why is it so loud?

After a long silence, Chi Ye said, "Teacher Huang is indeed suitable for promoting vacuum cleaners."

"?"

Teacher Huang's face turned red, and he glared at her angrily: "Shut up!"

Chi Ye had already moved away from him and came to the side of Sister Shang and Shi Jinwei, gesturing, "Make way."

Shi Jin glanced at him: "There are no seats."

"Then I'll stand."

Chi Ye didn't hesitate, and casually reminded Shang Jie, who was still in shock, "Stop looking, you can't envy such a healthy digestive system."

"...Indeed healthy."

A minor incident, along with Chi Ye's comment, "Are you peeing?", and Teacher Huang's fart, unexpectedly garnered a massive amount of popularity and attention for Teacher Huang's live stream.

As it turns out, even "humans and machines" enjoy watching a spectacle!

But Chi Ye absolutely refused to go back. He would rather stand than smell secondhand farts. This Teacher Huang is really something, repaying him in this way after not seeing him for so long.

"Xiao Chi, please have a seat."

Sister Shang is beautiful inside and out. Halfway through the live stream, she got a little tired of sitting and invited Chi Ye to sit down.

But after she finished speaking, she didn't receive a response. When she turned around, she found that Chi Ye had already run over to Director Li and was sitting in the director's chair, eating fruit and enjoying himself.

"Wow, so openly and honestly?"

Ikeno noticed her gaze and extended an invitation: "Want to come and eat something together?"

"Uh... this isn't a good idea."

Shang Jie stood up, sat down next to Chi Ye, picked up an apple, and examined it carefully.

"Don't worry, I just washed it. Teacher Huang hasn't touched it, and there are no stones."

"That's good."

Sister Shang took a bite, a satisfied smile spreading across her face, and turned to look at the others who were still live-streaming.

The live stream has been going on for an hour now, and we're halfway through the segment. This kind of process will definitely be shortened later, so several guests have already taken a break and will continue later.

While eating an apple, Sister Shang asked casually, "How are things going between you and Jin Xia?"

Chi Ye glanced at her: "You're fine, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Sister Shang stared straight ahead, looking like a secret agent making a rendezvous: "Did you have sex?"

Chiye: "?"

His mind went blank for a good three or four seconds before he asked incredulously, "You... just said that?"

"if not?"

Sister Shang grinned and said, "Aren't we buddies? I'm curious."

Ikeno remained silent for a long time before saying, "Yes, I have a child."

The businesswoman's pupils dilated in shock: "Holy crap... is this for real?"

Ikeno looked at her lovingly: "My good daughter."

Sister Shang: "...Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap."

She didn't pay attention to Ikeno's gaze; in her heart, she was screaming and shouting wildly.

—Not only did they have sex, but they also had a child?!
How big is this melon?

As a former CP fan leader and now a self-proclaimed toxic fan of this summer who reflects on her sins every day, Shang Jie felt a tingling sensation all over her body, extremely comfortable, um... an internal orgasm, a very high-level pleasure!

"Besides," Chi Ye looked at Shang Jie, "I think you're also a piss."

"puff."

Sister Shang spat out her drink, completely bewildered: "What did you say?!"

Chi Ye pointed at her and said, "If you keep doing this, I'll call the police. You're always trying to seduce me."

Sister Shang was silent for two seconds, still not angry, and nodded cowardly: "Yes, I am indeed quite promiscuous, I know that without you saying it."

Chino was dumbfounded again: "Are you talking to me without thinking?"

"...Sigh, I really don't even know what I want to say to you."

Shang Jie had mixed feelings.

On the night Chi Ye "revealed" himself, she and Shi Jinwei were both at the hotel. They had originally planned to have a nice dinner to celebrate after Chi Ye won the Hong Kong Film Award for Best Actor, but that incident happened that night.

Sister Shang doesn't know how Sister Pliers feels, but she has indeed lost her gossip-watching mood for the first time, and is slightly a little irritated.

She, who usually falls asleep the moment her head hits the pillow, tossed and turned all night, posting over a dozen emo captions on her WeChat Moments before finally feeling satisfied and falling into a deep sleep.

She hadn't seen Ikeno since then, until this time, when she felt fully recovered, but upon meeting him again, she couldn't help but ask him questions out of curiosity...

It might be out of concern.

That's what she thought. Ikeno's career had been most affected by this incident since leaving Yuenna, so she asked directly, "What are your thoughts? What are you going to do next?"

"Is it really just like that... handing it over to someone else and settling down to being a 'powerful' player?"

Chi Ye paused for a moment, then didn't reply, but looked at Shi Jinwei, who was taking over the live broadcast from Sister Shang: "No, my new work will be released soon."

(End of this chapter)